Are you the winner????

[skyler_m]

Yes... that way you don't have a stalker. LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That's not a corny corn reference, is it? :D

[skyler_m]

LOL. honestly, i didn't mean to do that

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. I know, but it's fun to tease you in the best possible way!

[skyler_m]

Teasing can be a lot of fun...


oh... and i sprint into the lead...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'd run away from Detroit, too. :)

[skyler_m]

LOL. actually, it was the Cleveland marathon this year.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---hopes she didn't offend anyone from/living in Detroit or any of their extended family members. :D

Do you actually think you're going to win this race?

[skyler_m]

trust me... if I can get through 26.2 miles using only my own 2 feet.... I can last through anything

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You haven't tried to outlast me. ;)

[WildIrish]

Howdy everyone...just thought I'd pop by to pick up my prize.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The prize has been posted twice already and was meant to distract you. ;)

[skyler_m]

so, you're the prize? *sprints ahead*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I thought we were still talking about booby prizes. :D

[skyler_m]

the booby prizes were nice... the tush prize is quite exciting, too

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That sounds like a hint. :D

[skyler_m]

HINT, HINT! :D

[Sharni]

:D

[skyler_m]

hi, Sharni!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

~sigh~

The things I do for you guys...



Oh, and, by the way...I'm winning :D

[skyler_m]

wow. i won't tell you what i'm doing while looking at your pic. let's just say it's hard to type at the same time...

[Sharni]

Hiya skyler

[Steph]

Hi Sharni

[skyler_m]

hi Steph

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hello everyone!

[skyler_m]

IA - I thought you were supposed to use a pic with every post. you owe 2 on your next post, please...

[Sharni]

G'day Steph & IAK

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Right. :D

[skyler_m]

c'mon.... i thought you REALLY wanted to win.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wouldn't want to hold up the race when they have to call the ambulance after you've had a heart attack in the middle of the course. ;)

[skyler_m]

Go ahead... try me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You wish :D

[Steph]

OMG! What's the name of the cartoon character on skyler's av?!?

[Steph]

Doh! I just read the full block - it's Captain Caveman LOL

Did he have his own cartoon?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, but you may be too young to remember, Steph.

[Steph]

I remember him yelling "Caaaaptain Caaaaveman" but it seems like so long ago!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Probably mid-70's? I'm sure there's reruns somewhere on cable, though.

[Steph]

I don't think so - I would watch them if they existed!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---wonders if Captain Caveman bonked Steph in the head, since IAKG now has the lead ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, Steph!

http://www.toonopedia.com/caveman.htm

[Steph]

OK, this is ridiculous. I'm going to be late for work! :jester:

[Steph]

The Web site calls the show a cross between Charlie's Angels and Scooby Doo. ROFL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I know! :D

[SuccubusKitty]

Captain Caveman a cross between those two....hmmm...never thought of it that way.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think we must have distracted him enough--he hasn't been here in a while. ;)

[SuccubusKitty]

Skyler? Where are you hon? Don't you love us anymore? :)

[dicksbro]

Well, rather than let first place sit idle ... :D

[musicman]

I know I know I know....it's only temporary ;)

[kleclere]

Can I set idle in first place now?

[musicman]

only for a minute

[kleclere]

Is my minute up?

[dicksbro]

Nope. Not yet. :)

[SuccubusKitty]

Now it's my minute right?

[dicksbro]

Nope, not yet. :D

[SuccubusKitty]

Oh darn! When do I get my turn?

[kleclere]

I think you just had it.

[SuccubusKitty]

Oh.....
Well can I have another one if I beg nicely on my hands and knees?

[Payton Crantor]

Oh begging...begging is nice.
but i'll take my moment of fame.

[dicksbro]

Fame is so fleeting.

[SuccubusKitty]

But please Payton? I promise I won't do anything excessively naughty once I have won.

[dicksbro]

That's not encouraging. :D :D

[kleclere]

I hope that isn't a promise.

[SuccubusKitty]

Well since you asked me not to I won't promise :)

[dicksbro]

Thanks, SuccubusKitty. That's much better.

[SuccubusKitty]

Well I wouldn't want to dissapoint my fellas. ;)

[kleclere]

I'm glad you don't want to disappoint us.

[SuccubusKitty]

I don't want to dissapoint you men at all...after all you folks make my day :D

[Sharni]

G'day

[SuccubusKitty]

Well hello there honey. How you been?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm so glad skyler isn't here...distracting him is very tiring. :D

[SuccubusKitty]

I understand your plight dear. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The man is going to make me have to take new pictures again. ;)

[SuccubusKitty]

Well all your pics are beautiful dear. Mr. Kitty likes them alot. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Thank you, but I'm trying to hold out for 25,000!

[Sharni]

:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh! *So* close, Sharni! :D

[kleclere]

New pics would be very nice from all.

[SuccubusKitty]

Well I just posted my first tonight ...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you offering your services, kleclere? :D

[SuccubusKitty]

Would be nice if he did wouldn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I certainly think so!

[SuccubusKitty]

I certainly wouldn't mind the assistance, attentions...ad nauseum...of most of the fellas here.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

He hasn't answered the question, has he?

[Payton Crantor]

I wouldn't mind offering my services Kitty. :devil:

[Steph]

While you're servicing each other, I'll take the lead!

[Sharni]

My turn :D

[Steph]

I like to claim the late-night, pre-DB hours.

:jester:

[Sharni]

LOL

[Southern Charm]

*peeks in, looks around, tip toes through the door quietly, snatches the prize for the winner (whatever it is) and runs*

[Sharni]

Not quick enough *L*

[Southern Charm]

*waves*

[Sharni]

Waves back :D

[Southern Charm]

Gosh Sharniqua....you're quick...you'd think this was a competition or somethin'. :P

[Sharni]

:DYep

[Southern Charm]

GEEZ! I barely got it entered!...wait that didn't sound right

[Steph]

Wow! DB will be here soon! I had no winning laurels to rest on! :jester:

[Southern Charm]

*looks at stephs avatar again confusedly*

[Sharni]

DB will be here soon enough *L*

[Southern Charm]

*still squinting* OOOOOOOH! I SEE IT! *blushes*

[Sharni]

See what?? *L*

[Steph]

ROFLMAO! I think Southern Charm is wondering if I'm a gal or girl in that av! :D

[Southern Charm]

I thought you were a Gal but I was like. WHAT is she STICKING down there....a PINAPPLE? Sorry thats what I kept thinking I was seeing

[Sharni]

Ohhhh *LOL*

[Southern Charm]

i think i need my glasses.....Sharni is that the Pirates of the Caribbean guy?

[Steph]

No need for glasses! I think my av is weird looking . . . you are correct! :D

[Southern Charm]

It IS a pinapple?

[Sharni]

Yeppers...That be Sexy Orli

[Steph]

LOL

No, it's just a regular pic but looks weird with the photoshopping.

[Steph]

Here's the original pic:

[Southern Charm]

Sharni: He is sexy...every fucking person in that movie i'da screwed up down and sideways, some with proper cleaning first....but oh my god, Johnnie Depp can make me cum just by breathing.

Steph: Yes....yes it does.

[Sharni]

:line:

[Steph]

Have we not forgotten that you two should stop posting to allow me to win before DB wakes up? :jester:

[Southern Charm]

OK THAT CLEARS IT UP FOR ME THEN! :D

[Steph]

ROFL

*you are getting sleeeeeeepy*

[Sharni]

*LOL*....Depp..hmmm nahhhh..he's a bit too..errr...weird for me :D

But Orli...well damn i could just eat him up *LOL*

[Steph]

Uh-oh, DB is awake! A refreshed poster is about to hit this thread!

[Sharni]

*LOL*

[Southern Charm]

I like wierd...I like wierd a LOT....like.....a LOT LOT....LOT

[Sharni]

Nope...not for me...

You can have Depp...and Orli is mine!!

[Southern Charm]

Sounds like a fair deal. When do we go get them?

[Steph]

I'll help! What's our plan?

[Sharni]

He's already stashed in my closet *LOL*

[Southern Charm]

Can I borrow him? Its been a slow month. I'll wash him up good and return him as good as new.

[Sharni]

Not a chance!!

[Steph]

I volunteer to be the "middleman" here. I promise none of the men I deliver will be harmed during the transfer.

[Southern Charm]

Well damn.


Well this is gonna have to be my last win of the night. Its 4 am and I've been thinking about Johnny Depp too much....I might not be a winner on this thread anymore tonight...but I have a BIG WIN ahead of me before I go to sleep.

[Sharni]

Take care...and catchya next time Southern :)

[Steph]

LOL Sounds like a good win, indeed!

[Sharni]

I think thats a win win situation *LOL*

[Steph]

We still win while she's winning!

[Sharni]

:DMight try for a bit of winning like she's having myself *LOL*

[Steph]

LOL

Are you winning in her way right now?

[Sharni]

Nope...not yet anyway *L*

[Steph]

All in time! LOL

[musicman]

I'm gettin' tired - this is one long race.... :D but I shall not drop out.....

[dicksbro]

I'll let you rest a bit. :)

[skyler_m]

The Caveman has returned to the front of the pack...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, but it's so hard to run in the snow

[skyler_m]

Yes, it IS hard to run in the snow...

[Payton Crantor]

*leap frogs ahead*
heh

[Steph]

cycling in

[skyler_m]

continues leading the pack

[Steph]

Hi-ya!

Was that something Captain Caveman would say?

[skyler_m]

Captain Caveman said a lot of stuff.... most people just couldn't understand him

[Steph]

LOL

I am DYING to see an episode again!

[SuccubusKitty]

My friends and I sat around last night to see who could do the best Cap'n yell...hehe

[skyler_m]

I think Cartoon Network may have him on again sometime. I've not seen it in years... Not even sure I put that on my profile. heehee

[Steph]

We get several TeleToon type channels and I've never come across Captain Caaaaaaaaveman.

[skyler_m]

he was a good one. although my all time favorite was Hong Kong Fooey

[Steph]

That reference just flew over my head!

[skyler_m]

lol. distracted you enough to take the lead then...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, but it's my turn now!

[Aqua]

Me, Me! I want to win!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sorry!

[skyler_m]

sneaks back in the lead

[IAKaraokeGirl]

not for long

[skyler_m]

that's what you think

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'll fight 'ya for it. ;)

[dancingrugger]

Yay i'm a weiner, i'm a weiner ...

oh wait, thats right, its winner ...

But seriously folks, aren't we all winners?
i mean we pretty much all have been at one point, thanks to this thread.

... or maybe we're all weiners, i could be, if you follow the you are what you eat philosophy, i mean i don't chew but i swallow.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---bursts out in song


"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."

[skyler_m]

i don't believe in that "everyone wins" crap. I want to win and i'm ready to wrestle IAKaraokeGirl naked in tapioca pudding to prove it

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<--doesn't like tapioca. Can we have banana?

[skyler_m]

sure you can have my banana...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Oh, I *so* walked into that one.

[skyler_m]

you KNOW i had to say it... it was waiting there for me

[dancingrugger]

Wait now there's wrestling? damn I miss all the good stuff

[skyler_m]

you gotta be quicker, rugger

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How quick do you want to be, skyler? ;)

[skyler_m]

I always want to be less quick than my partner...

[dancingrugger]

Oh you're done already? hehe, i'm sorry i'll try to be more "on top of things" next time

[skyler_m]

you do that.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me, now!

[SuccubusKitty]

Dangit I missed the wrestling.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Join any time!

[SuccubusKitty]

*jumps in the tub of pudding with you and skyler and dancingrugger*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo!

[SuccubusKitty]

Kinda squishy though....but nice....

[Eros]

YaY!!! I won!!!...I'd like to thank the academy..and to everyone that worked so hard to get me here....ummm....dammit..there goes my Oscar speech again.

[Sharni]

Morning all

[musicman]

evenin' Shar... LOL :D

[dicksbro]

Evening musicman and Sharni.

[Sharni]

Afternoon DB and musicman :D

[dicksbro]

Won't hold the lead long this time, getting near "nighty-night" time. :)

[Sharni]

Have a good night DB *hugz*

[Southern Charm]

Evidently me and this DB character are on completely different schedules...but thats cool. Less Competition!

TAG! I'M IT!

[Eros]

I won again!!!

[Southern Charm]

*Puts on her thigh high DOM platforms and kicks Eros off his high horse*

She's BAAAAAAAAAAACK

[Eros]

*picks up SC and carrys her off to a corner and sits her down*

I'll be back in a bit, but for now....

I'm king of the world!!!!! (or somethin like that)

[Southern Charm]

Like I can't win in the corner.....

*wiggles her fingers in a cutesy wave*

[Eros]

Don't MAKE me tie you up!! Wait...on second thought...ummm...



Nice boobs...oops..I meant boots..yeah..that's it. :D

[Southern Charm]

*wins again in hopes of Eros making good on his threat*

[Eros]

Anybody got any cuffs???

[Sharni]

Nope

[Southern Charm]

*produces her own from her back pocket and dangles them from her index finger*

By the way....I'm winning again.....

[Eros]

*grabs the cuffs*

Hmmm...now what to cuff you to?

[Sharni]

Not me :D

[Southern Charm]

awww sharni.....c'mon...it'd be fun!

*sings* Just keep winning. Just keep winning. Just keep winning winning winning. winninwinninwinning winning winning.

[Eros]

Don't worry Sharni..I wouldn't cuff you to anyone but Orli ;)



(where's a stripper pole when you need one)

[Southern Charm]

*produces her own from her back pocket and dangles it on her index finger* :D

[Sharni]

Wooohooooo...handcuffed to My Preciousssssssssssss :lust:

:line::line:

[Southern Charm]

*sigh* can we not talk about people from PoC tonight. I almost gave myself a stroke last night.

[Eros]

What else ya got in those pockets???????

[Sharni]

*LOL*@Southern

Ok i'll talk about ppl from Ned Kelly and LotR :D:D:D:D:D

[Southern Charm]

*shrugs* I dunno. Wanna check?

[Sharni]

*get the popcorn ready..to watch the frisking :D

[Eros]

Ok...up against the wall..feet shoulder width apart.


Wait..is that a vibrator in your pocket or are you...ummm...wait..what the hell IS that???

[Sharni]

Oooooooooo

[Southern Charm]

*blushes* you caught me.

Contents of my pockets: stick of gum, lighter, full set of pool balls and cue stick, manicure set, 1 double headed silver bullet, a longbow, jukebox, tickle me elmo, 1 small pack of travel baby wipes, Caution: Slippery When Wet (in english AND spanish), a pair of latex gloves, a small case of condoms (yes i said case), a conch shell, 2 Hershey bars, and a mini bar.

[Sharni]

LMAO

[Eros]

*tosses Charm over his shoulder*

Ok, you're comin with me!

[Southern Charm]

*waves to sharni* its all yours :D

[Sharni]

Hehehehehe

[Eros]

Bye Sharni!!!


*tosses Sharni a blow-up Legolas*

[Southern Charm]

*taps Eros on the back from over his shoulder, trailing off* remind me when you're through with me to ask sharni what/who Legolas is/are.

[Sharni]

Awwwww for me :lust: Thank ya :D

But i'd really like the real one if ya can manage that :D

[sillyme]

Sharni,

So would my daughter and I...oh well, it's nice to dream ;)

[Steph]

*looks around*

Is the board asleep? Am I the winner for more than 10 seconds?

[Sharni]

Is back...was trimming a tree *a damn prickly tree :(*

[Steph]

LOL

Thought you were gone!

[Sharni]

Well i was for about an hour *L*....but i'm back now!

[Steph]

That's why I thought you were gone - I was looking at new posts and thought I had some breathing space.

[Sharni]

*LOL*....nope

[Steph]

But surely you have to leave now and leave the winner's thread alone for a while until DB wakes up? :)

[Sharni]

Nope *LOL*...hours before i leave again

[Steph]

Geez, I'm hanging my hat up then. I tend to be the "winner" during the North American afternoon, anyway.



I'll be back!!!!! :jester:

[Sharni]

*L*...sorry :D

[Steph]

I'll hang in for a while .. . . zzzzz

The winner is almost asleep . . .

[Sharni]

<=====avoids the Zzzzzzzzzz as i zip past :D

[dicksbro]

... only to be passed an hour and a half later. :)

[Sharni]

Yep

[dicksbro]

:D

[Sharni]

*LOL*

[dicksbro]

How are you today, Sharni?

[Sharni]

Excellent thanx...you?

[dicksbro]

Great. Should be a good day.

[Sharni]

Good to hear :)

[dicksbro]

Yep. Up here where the air is fresh. LOL

[Sharni]

<===== breathes deeply....Yep :D

[dicksbro]

LOL

[Sharni]

:line:Love these little dudes

[dicksbro]

I do too. They're cute. Especially when you put about three in a row! :)

[Sharni]

Like this

:line::line::line:

[dicksbro]

Yep. Neat.

[Sharni]

Yep :D

[dicksbro]

Not much on TV right now.

[Sharni]

Not a bloody thing

[dicksbro]

4,000 channels and nothing to watch. It's terrible when the weather channel tops the list. Four "Local on the 8's" isn't much of a story. :D :D

[Sharni]

*LOL* we've got a choice of 4 channels

[dicksbro]

No dish or cable?

[Sharni]

Nope...to expensive