Are you the winner????

[rabbit]

goodbye!

:drive:

[dicksbro]

Cya!

[Coaster]

adios!

[Winston77]

Then I win

[Bluetigertone]

My turn!!!

[dicksbro]

Good for you.

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to everyone!

[Winston77]

:wave:

[Pita]

:wave:

[dicksbro]

TT, you're always a winner. :boink:


































I'm just leading the pack. :D

[Winston77]

:thumb:

[Pita]

You really think your going to win this game don't you. :D

[Winston77]

:)

[Pita]

:corn:

[Winston77]

Www.

[BSOD]

The woman who rode her broom to a croquet game was a wicket witch.

[Pita]

:thumb:

[BSOD]

The president can't pass the bill because it's still incongruous.

[Pita]

:sun: It's sooooooooo freaking hot today!

[BSOD]

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.

[Pita]

:spank:

[BSOD]

The contest for most skilled logger ended in a split decision.

[Bluetigertone]

Can I have a turn please

[BSOD]

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

[Pita]

:line:

[BSOD]

An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

[Pita]

Bet the women win when they bend over to plug their cords in.

[BSOD]

He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

[Pita]

You are so lame. I like that! :D

[BSOD]

At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.

[Pita]

How do you know that?

[BSOD]

Are you the chairperson?

[Pita]

I'm the winner!

[BSOD]

Bend over the chair and you will be! :devilish:

[Pita]

Going to show me your skills?

[BSOD]

How about a long demonstration?

[Pita]

Very tempting.

[BSOD]

Tease! :faint:

[Pita]

:D

[BSOD]

While training to work at Coca-Cola, she was given a pop quiz.

[Pita]

I only drink Pepsi

[BSOD]

A guy who built fences had post work depression.

[Pita]

does his insurance cover that?

[dicksbro]

I'll take over now. :)

[BSOD]

Seven days without a pun makes one weak. :whack:

[dicksbro]

While you rest ... I'll lead.

[Pita]

Good morning Pixies :wave:


Whoa I beat Jseal to it! :D

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

Hey babe!

[Bluetigertone]

HI everyone!

[cbass1976]

my turn

[Bluetigertone]

Back to me

[cbass1976]

not so fast

[Bluetigertone]

Why i am a good winner!!

[Pita]

Sure you are.

[Coaster]

^^^^Mmmmmmmmm^^^

[dicksbro]

Hi

[Winston77]

:wave:

[Bluetigertone]

If anything I am persistant!!

[Pita]

Great quality to have. :thumb:

[Bluetigertone]

I am really glad you think so, kind lady!

[Pita]

Your welcome. Plus I like to have someone to win against. :)

[BSOD]

She stole the policeman's heart, but he made a cardiac arrest.

[Pita]

Hey the Master of the bad oneliners is back. :wave:

[Bluetigertone]

She was only the carpenters daughter..... but she knew the price of a good screw!!

[BSOD]

Bad?

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

[Pita]

:wine:

[BSOD]

A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire.

[Winston77]

:wave:

[BSOD]

He put lipstick on his forehead to help him make up his mind.

[Winston77]

:rolleyes2

[BSOD]

The triangle relationship soon became a wreck-tangle.

[Winston77]

:wave:

[BSOD]

A lovely lady who lost her watch became a timeless beauty.

[Winston77]

:dizzy:

[BSOD]

A girl and her boyfriend went to a party as a barcode. They were an item.

[Winston77]

:wave:

[BSOD]

A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

[Pita]

Are you making these up as you go along?

[BSOD]

Ya think?

High on a ladder he saw a beautiful girl below. He fell for her.

[Pita]

You're so groovy :hippy:

[BSOD]

Men are like steel because they are worthless when they lose their temper.

[Winston77]

:wave:

[BSOD]

Gossip travels faster over the sour grapevine.

[dicksbro]

The gossip has it ... I WIN!

[bare4you]

You always win DB! :cheers:

[Pita]

I like a winner. :)

[Winston77]

Then that's me

[BIGbad]

So I have heard

[BSOD]

My time (http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/%7Eyugo/storage/monocrafts_ver3/03/index.html) to win!

[dicksbro]

Only to be followed by me. :)

[Coaster]

Let me try this again!

[juicy]

:wave:

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

[Winston77]

:line:

[bare4you]

:corn:

[BSOD]

An architect designing a stairwell had to retrace his steps.

[juicy]

:devilish:

[bare4you]

:banner:

[BSOD]

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

[Pita]

:wave:

[BSOD]

A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.

[juicy]

:hot:

[bare4you]

:p

[BSOD]

When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.

[bare4you]

Where does BSOD get all that wisdom from?

[BSOD]

On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.

[bare4you]

:rofl:

[BSOD]

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

[Pita]

As some of these words of wisdom you give us. :)

[BSOD]

It wasn't school Tess disliked - it was just the principal of it.

[jay-t]

my turn

[BSOD]

Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.

[juicy]

:thumb: :thumb:

Its me at last

[Winston77]

:line: :line: :line:

[BIGbad]

Yeah

[Winston77]

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[BIGbad]

:nuts:

[BSOD]

:nopics:

[dicksbro]

:nopics:
Well, I thought this was a friendly race ... but since you insist ...




:D

I will say this ... at least you kept it close. ;) )

[Pita]

LOL, DB your so damn talented.

Good morning Pixies :wave:

[dicksbro]

Aw shucks, TT, you were way in front. We were going for second. :)

[Winston77]

second HA!

[dicksbro]

Semper Fi ... feller. :)

[Winston77]

Always

[dicksbro]

:thumb:

[Winston77]

faithful

[dicksbro]

I win!

[Winston77]

:line: :line: :line:

[Pita]

:)

[dicksbro]

Winston, you must have seen my latest picture ... notice ... it's the official Pixie Sports network providing the footage. :)

[Winston77]

Nice

[dicksbro]

Thanks. :)

[Winston77]

No problem

[dicksbro]

Wonder where Tess is?

[Pita]

Right here winning! :x:

[bare4you]

Good morning everyone :sun:

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

[Bluetigertone]

Hi everyone

[Winston77]

:wave:

[Pita]

:sun:

[Bluetigertone]

My turn

[dicksbro]

Now me!

[Bluetigertone]

Sorry but I like it.......being in front

[Pita]

I like being on top.

[Bluetigertone]

I like you being on top

[Pita]

Good, I will just stay there then.

[Bluetigertone]

Would you not like me on top for a while.......to give you a rest

[Pita]

I'll let you know if I get tired, thanks.

[Bluetigertone]

No problem!!

[Pita]

:thumb:

[Bluetigertone]

Thanks

[BSOD]

http://pic.smasher.org/default19.png

[Pita]

:rofl: Now that one was funny!

[BSOD]

http://pic.smasher.org/default5.png

[Pita]

Your time is up.

[juicy]

:boobs:

[Winston77]

:line:

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

[dicksbro]

:wave:

[Winston77]

Hi

[Pita]

morning :)

[juicy]

Afternoon

[Winston77]

:wave:

[juicy]

Hiya

[Pita]

:wave:

[Bluetigertone]

Hi Sexy

[dicksbro]

G'day!

[Pita]

Hey Sexy man :)

[dicksbro]

:faint: Hi

[Studmuffin69]

Poof...I win

[Pita]

Poof...I win now. :x:

[Bluetigertone]

Sorry to but in. My turn

[dicksbro]

Now mine.

[Studmuffin69]

I'am back for the win.

[Bluetigertone]

Yipee its meeeeeee

[juicy]

:boobs:

Sorry Bluetiger it's me!

[kleclere]

Nope now it's me. :jump:

[Studmuffin69]

Back again in 1st place

[Winston77]

:line:

[Studmuffin69]

skeaking in for the win

[dicksbro]

Congrats!

[Studmuffin69]

Here I go again way out front of the pack

[Winston77]

:jump:

[dicksbro]

Winston ... your balls are bouncing ^^^^^^.

[BSOD]

I can't bear to look.

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

[Bluetigertone]

Yipee

[Winston77]

Good Morning

[Pita]

Good morning :wave:

[jseal]

...jumps back into the lead. :)

[Winston77]

for awhile

[jseal]

I'm #1! :D

[Pita]

Yes you are! :thumb:

[Winston77]

:jump: :jump:

[jseal]

I love the view from the front!

[bare4you]

Just passing through!

[juicy]

:cheers:

[Studmuffin69]

I win

[dicksbro]

Now, me!

[Winston77]

:jump:

[BSOD]

win·ner

NOUN:

One who wins, especially a victor in sports or a notably successful person.

[dicksbro]

Yep ... that definition seems to fit.

[Bluetigertone]

Only me!!

[Winston77]

:sun:

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

[Winston77]

:jump:

[jseal]

...jumps back into the lead. :)

[mayhem1978]

despite feeling really cruddy i swoop past to take the lead (on the way to the bathroom ghhhhh)

[Pita]

Awwww poor DB. Let me hold your spot for you. :)

[jseal]

Shift change! :D

[dicksbro]

Just checked my watch ... MY TURN!

[mayhem1978]

sorry bout that man but its my turn now

[Pita]

Mayhem! Move it or lose it. I win now. :D

[dicksbro]

Can I just sit here and look up and drool? :)

[Pita]

Yes you may!

[jseal]

...all over me! Yech! :D

[Winston77]

:wave:

[bare4you]

:corn:

[Pita]

:hair:

[juicy]

:jump:

[jseal]

I'm #1! :D

[dicksbro]

Right after me. :)

[bare4you]

:bang:

[Studmuffin69]

:wave:

[bare4you]

:jump:

[cbass1976]

evening

[Winston77]

:line: :line: :line:

[bare4you]

:slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :slurp:

[Winston77]

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[cbass1976]

bump

[Winston77]

:line: :jump: :line: :jump:

[cbass1976]

hey

[Winston77]

hay

[cbass1976]

bump bump

[Winston77]

:rofl:

[cbass1976]

:moon:

[Winston77]

:rant:

[bare4you]

:rofl:

[txgrneyes]

:thumb:

[dicksbro]

Good morning.

[jseal]

Salaam Aliekum to Everyone!

[Bluetigertone]

Afternoon everyone

[jseal]

...jumps back into the lead. :)

[Winston77]

:wave:

[Bluetigertone]

Sorry I just love it being a winner

[Pita]

:)

[jseal]

I'm #1! :D

[Winston77]

:sun:

[jseal]

:jump:

[BSOD]

:nopics: