Are you the winner????

[musicman]

like on your teeth?

[Steph]

no crowns there! Just a big, fat, bejewelled crown on my noggin' ~ just like the Queen

[musicman]

Oh....that one.... :D

[dicksbro]

You all admire it while I cruise on to a lead. :)

[musicman]

slides past waving :D

[WildIrish]

I'd like my prize now, if you would be so kind.

[musicman]

second place?

[WildIrish]

If you'd settle for it, sure. Go ahead. :D

[musicman]

I NEVER settle for second place....third maybe - butnever second - but right now I'll take the lead....

[dicksbro]

Just wait a minute. Someone else might pop in. :D

[WildIrish]

Um...you're in third MM, cause DB want's second place.

[dicksbro]

Oh, boy! Now I've got first and second. :D

[musicman]

you'd think so wouldn't you....

[WildIrish]

I'm not leaving without boobies!

[dicksbro]

Now it's only 1st, 3rd and 4th. :(

[dancingrugger]

Hate to dissapoint db but now its 2nd 4th & 5th

[dicksbro]

Nah, 1st and third are still mine. :D

[Steph]

keep trying to figure it out ~ surefire way for head explosions

[dancingrugger]

Well I can fix that ... for now

[WildIrish]

I'll hold first place while you're fixing Steph

[Steph]

I hope you're telling us the name of that song while you're holding, WI!

[WildIrish]

Well, it ain't "Loser" cause I'm winning! ha ha

[south]

I never win anything.....go ahead post me out of contention again...."You know I couldda-bean som'body.....I couldda bean a contenda"

[musicman]

coulda woulda shoulda....

consider yourself bumped :D

[Steph]

bumps hips with Mr. Second Place :D

[Aqua]

What's all this about?

[musicman]

wouldn't you like to know?

[Steph]

bends over to distract the guy with the question

[Aqua]

<~~~~~~~Is completely distracted

[Steph]

steals the crown!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Right before I steal it from her!

[musicman]

I got it back (although I'm sure albeit temporarily)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Just for a few minutes, anyway. :D

[Sharni]

:D my turn

[freesolutions]

He hehe

[south]

See I knew I wouldn't win...I feel like such a loser....

[dicksbro]

But, you are in second. :)

[Steph]

It's nice to win something first thing in the morning.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes it is, isn't it?

[Steph]

It definitely is!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

My turn. :D

[GusAspar]

Where do I collect my prize, please?

[WildIrish]

The second place trophy's are over there. :D

[GusAspar]

After you... Irish!

[WildIrish]

Want me to show you? I know the way very well by now!

[Steph]

You know second place well, too!

[WildIrish]

Are we still competing for boobies or has the prize changed?

[Steph]

No prize was mentioned

[south]

I realize that just being in the game is a good thing and that there are no real losers.... just winners who have lost, but I can't help thinking that I am a real loser.....

[Steph]

Sorry, south the spud ~ some of us enjoy playing yet are competitive :D

[WildIrish]

IAKG said we were competing for the boobie prize, now I hear there's nothing?

Rats! Bragging rights will have to do.

[Steph]

I'm just going by LoveDiva's original post. I must have missed IAKG's boobs, er boobie prize post.

[WildIrish]

<--- was wondering why Steph was trying so hard to win when she has prizeworthy boobs herself.

[Steph]

EBay, my dear man!

[WildIrish]

You bought your boobs on ebay?

Or are you saying that you are competing with us just to win...like bidding on ebay. ha ha

While you figure that out, I'll hold the boobs, um, I mean prize.

[Steph]

I could sell the extra boobs on eBay, I meant, ya weirdo!

[WildIrish]

<--- rushes off to ebay to search for boobs!

[Steph]

I just saw that a woman sold her far for $86 on eBay ~ were you the lucky bidder?

[WildIrish]

Oh what a bargain! Where's my toolbelt?

And...

I'm in the lead!

[Steph]

not anymore!

[dicksbro]

While you two argue, I'll slip into the lead. :)

[Steph]

I can multitask :)

[dicksbro]

And a very stylish multi-task if I do say so myself. ;)

[WildIrish]

What's this I hear about DB wearing a slip?

[Steph]

As the winner, I must insist that nobody else post below me as I have to leave for physio and work and won't be home until midnight.

~~~BY ROYAL DECREE~~~

[WildIrish]

I'll make sure nobody else posts here Steph.



D'oh! Sorry. :D

[dicksbro]

Does that mean me, too?

[Steph]

Red Alert! Royal Decree!

Don't make me throw a proclamation at ya!

[jseal]

Ha!

Now you see it. Now you don't!

[Steph]

jseal, I expected better of you!

[WildIrish]

Proclamation? Sounds like something your mother would beat you for if she caught you doing it.

[Steph]

My mother is extremely distressed to see all this treason, I tell you what!

[jseal]

Steph,

You have no idea how low I will go!

[Sharni]

:D

[SuccubusKitty]

Well hello again folks!

[WildIrish]

Uh oh...I think I hear a proclamation coming!

Better end this contest and give me the prize quickly, before Steph loses it and hurts someone...namely me!

[SuccubusKitty]

But you're not last so you can't win...Better hand that over to me honey. :)

[WildIrish]

Not so fast there, missy! I think I'm still in the lead.

[dicksbro]

Not from where I'm sitting. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That's why you're not winning, DB--you're sitting. ;)

[dicksbro]

The chairs on rollers. Wheeeeeeee! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I must have the turbo model, then. :D

[Sharni]

*waves*

[dicksbro]

Bye, Sharni. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is that her waaaaaay back there? :D

[dicksbro]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---sprints to the front.

[PashkinThePanther]

No I'm at the front but I'm running backwards as to watch everyone behind me....

Stop that, IAK! You're distracting... me....

you first.... ;)

[musicman]

me first? can I be first?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Only for a moment. ;)

[musicman]

your moment is up! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

So is yours. :)

[musicman]

rightbackatcha! :D

[Sharni]

Memememememememeeeeeeee

[IAKaraokeGirl]

nononononononononono

[musicman]

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! :D

[Steph]

<----- rests comfortably

[dicksbro]

... while I take the lead. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And I zoom out in front of you.

[Steph]

And now it's my time in the spotlight.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The spotlight must've blinded you. :D

[WildIrish]

That wasn't a spotlight...that was my tail lights, cause I'm in the lead!

[Sharni]

Nope...didn't blind me :D

[jseal]

Ha! Nor I!

[WildIrish]

<----- flashes Sharni and jseal in a cheap and sleazy attempt to blind them so he can regain the lead.

[Sharni]

Pffftttt....didnt work!

[WildIrish]

<--- flashes a nekid picture of Legolas instead.


Ha ha! That worked!

[Sharni]

*grabs the naked Leggy pic on her way past*:D

[WildIrish]

Regains the lead when Sharni stops to swoon.

[Sharni]

Swoonage now over (sorta :D)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---drops her panties by the side of the road, distracting WI indefinitely.

[Sharni]

While IAK is distracting WI....i'll just sneak on past :D:D

[WildIrish]

As PF can verify...the invigorating scent of freshly dropped panties gives a guy the strength of a crazy person...enabling me to surge into the lead!

[WildIrish]

I'm so crazy, I've even managed to pass myself!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----sputters past as WI drops from the exhaustion that comes after an adrenaline surge.

[WildIrish]

*sniff, sniff...* :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Right then, WI's nose starts to run, and he can no longer gain power from the delectible object he holds in his hands...and IAKG sprints past once more. ;)

[dicksbro]

... only to find herself stuck in second. :)

[WildIrish]

<---- cartwheels by whispering to DB "she isn't wearing panties!"

[dicksbro]

I'll lay down and watch, just in case she tries to pass. :D

[WildIrish]

Cool...let me know when you hear her approaching.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You think he's going to give you a heads up? :D

[kleclere]

May I ask who is winning?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, *you* were for a second. ;)

[jseal]

But now I am!

Ha Ha Ha Ha ha HA ...

[musicman]

in your dreams

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You only got the lead because I stopped to put more panties on. ;)

[musicman]

no no no - you're supposed to take them off

[IAKaraokeGirl]

See Page 41 of this thread.

<---dashes out in front.

[musicman]

woohoo - dropped panties!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately for you, I think WI still has them. :D

[PashkinThePanther]

No you don't! Thats my spot, out in front! And you won't distract me this time....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wanna bet? :D

[PashkinThePanther]

Try again, what ya got his time...?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Just fast feet. :D

[PashkinThePanther]

Get thee behind me, IAK! Those feet do nothing for me! :-)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What *does* do something for you? ;)

[Sharni]

Slips in

[PashkinThePanther]

dear oh dear, you're all gonna slip behind me

and quit removing your tops, both of you. I might forget where I am.... :-D

[dicksbro]

And you behind me. :D

[south]

Beck? I am such a loser, again and again why do I continue to torment myself by engaging in these endeavors?
I know that I will never win yet I am compelled to be the loser that I am......go ahead post me out of contention....I deserve it

[dicksbro]

K! :D :D

[musicman]

hello there....

[dicksbro]

Hi! ;)

[musicman]

howdy

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Goodbye!

[Sharni]

Bye

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----moves to the front again

[musicman]

almost to the front you mean?

[Sharni]

:D

[musicman]

:D

[denny]

:D

[freesolutions]

:D

[Steph]

*curtsies grandly*

[dicksbro]

Bows deeply.

[south]

IMB4U?
a lead is a fleeting thing and all good things must come to pass
and if you bump me now,
you can go ahead and kiss my ass!
(figuratively speaking of course)

[south]

oh what the fuck I'll just bump myself

[south]

....hey it is not as though I haven't done it to myself before

[WildIrish]

While you're bumping yourself, I'll take the lead for a bit.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Still have those panties?

[Steph]

Does that mean south kissed his own ass, too? :D

[WildIrish]

I didn't wanna say that cause I'm such a gentleman.

But not polite enough to let you go first!

[Steph]

Oh, yes, you're a gentleman!

Where's the new av? Maybe you can find a new one while you sit in second place.

[WildIrish]

How's that for a piercing?

And I'm winning...I even have the ribbon to prove it!

[Steph]

You're a sad, sad man. (But hilarious!)

[WildIrish]

You know what they say...dress like a winner!

[dicksbro]

Is that for second place?

[south]

smooch.
I would french kiss it if I could.
In the mean time ......IMB4U

[SuccubusKitty]

*Sneaks up and snatches away the trophy*
I got it! I got it!

[Steph]

Hand it over, Kitty!

[SuccubusKitty]

*holds on to the trophy tightly*

But I don't wanna give it up, it's pretty and shiny, and I like it :)

[skyler_m]

*gently nudges the trophy away from the SuccubusKitty*

sorry, but after scrolling through 45 pages, i think i've earned it! lol

[SuccubusKitty]

Hey! Where'd my trophy go? *looks around and spots skyler trying to run away with it* Hey that's mine! *starts running after him* :D

[Sharni]

;)

[SuccubusKitty]

*starts chasing after sharniqua now*

[Sharni]

*Runs* hehe

[SuccubusKitty]

No fair you got a head start on me! heheh
Oh wait, what's that in the dirt? The trophy! YAY!

[skyler_m]

Sneaks in

[SuccubusKitty]

*tackles skyler and tickles til the trophy gets dropped* :P MINE!

[skyler_m]

*pins you to the ground and takes it back* HA! lol

[SuccubusKitty]

*squeals* Hey now...
(trying a new tactic)
*Bats her eyes and begs ever so sweetly on her knees* Please can I have that back?

[WildIrish]

Don't say "pins"! ha ha

[skyler_m]

*drools and hands it back*

[SuccubusKitty]

oh my Irish! is that the new trophy! I want it, gimme!

[skyler_m]

*unzips my pants* can i have it back, kitty?

[SuccubusKitty]

*eyes her new prize* hmmm.......nope but I will give you a kiss instead. :)

[skyler_m]

*lays down naked waiting for the kiss*

[SuccubusKitty]

*leans over and gives you a peck on your forehead* Didn't say what kind...;) *grabs trophy and runs off*

[skyler_m]

*cleans up, grabs my clothes, and casually walks away* lol

[SuccubusKitty]

Hey that was a fake trophy! You little sneak....*starts looking for skyler again*

[skyler_m]

*hides in the corner... still naked*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----zooms past the naked person in the corner

[skyler_m]

*pinches your butt and takes the lead*

[WildIrish]

pinches your butt..oops! ha ha

But I'll still take the lead.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can I pinch *yours* as I race by? ;)

[skyler_m]

*nibbles and runs*

[WildIrish]

This thing isn't very aerodynamic...I have to run all the faster to pass skyler!

[skyler_m]

hey wild.... i think the ribbon is slowing you down. LOL

[WildIrish]

Can you see it flapping in the breeze from back there?




The ribbon, that is? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How do you attach that ribbon, WI?

[WildIrish]

With drywall screws

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Ouch. No wonder you're leaving a trail of blood!

[WildIrish]

That's red wine!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You drink wine while running? No wonder I'm winning!

[WildIrish]

I'm not only still standing...but in the lead!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That wine must slow you down. ;)

[south]

did someone say "snach" away??? I like snach dosen't everyone?....

[dicksbro]

No argument from me, South.

[Sharni]

Runs in for a quickie *L*

[dicksbro]

Oh boy ... I love quickies. :D

Hee hee.

[Sharni]

*LOL*

[dicksbro]

;)

[Sharni]

:slurp:

[dicksbro]

I'll post this as soon as the eyes are gone.

[musicman]

eyes? whose eyes?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Must be mine. You know, the leader. ;)

[musicman]

YEAH BABY

[Steph]

I am the strongest link!

[dicksbro]

Connecting me to third place. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It's way early in the morning, and I have the lead!

[Steph]

It's still sorta early . . .

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Early in the morning or early in the race? :D

[skyler_m]

*jumps into position*

You just have to determine what position it is.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It's first, isn't it? :D

[Steph]

First :D

[WildIrish]

Don't make me get my blue ribbon out again!

[Steph]

I dare ya!

[WildIrish]

Aren't you daring...for someone in second place!


Hey...where's your yellow ribbon?

[Steph]

First!

[WildIrish]

:slurp:

[Steph]

:fish:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Blue always *did* look good on me.

[jseal]

Am I the winner? Well, I should be!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You were for a moment!

[WildIrish]

Not so fast there, missy!

[dicksbro]

Yeah, cuz' yer' in 3rd now. Bye, WI!

[Sharni]

:D

[SuccubusKitty]

and now DB is in third and I am winning again! YIPPEE!

[Sharni]

Was *L*

[SuccubusKitty]

nope I jumped in front again...by the way nice icon sharniqua :D

[Sharni]

Thank ya...tis pretty damn sexy eh

[SuccubusKitty]

Very very nice...I always like to see what new Orli pics you show

[skyler_m]

*jumps to the front of the line*

[dicksbro]

And, held first for almost 20 minutes. ;)

[skyler_m]

i'm baaaaack.

[dicksbro]

Good to see you back helping to keep second place occupied. :D

[musicman]

you're one to talk :D

[Sharni]

Yep :D

[Steph]

I will not judge!

[dicksbro]

:D