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Lovediva
09-08-2002, 11:23 AM
Ok you all have seen the game on tv.....

Well Let's see if we can play it here.

You must answer the question
And once you have done that..
You post a new answer....

For example.

My answer would be....Scotzoidman is....
The question was.....Who is the smartass member here?


Now here is the first answer to start the game.....




That would really excite me alot!

skipthisone
09-08-2002, 02:10 PM
What a long slow blow job do to me?

Next answer:

That would make my toes curl.

Lilith
09-08-2002, 02:14 PM
What is a tongue flicking my button?


answer:
a corn cob

Lovediva
09-08-2002, 02:19 PM
What is Sharnie's new toy???


Answer.

It' s in the bottom drawer of my nightstand.

m45
09-08-2002, 03:05 PM
Where are Diva's sex toys?

Answer
It's on the bench in the shower.

Lovediva
09-08-2002, 03:11 PM
What is M45's soap on a rope with hair stuck to it????:D :D

Answer.

I eat it daily for breakfast.

GermanSteve
09-08-2002, 04:29 PM
Q: What is your preferred sex practice with hubby´s cock?

A: GermanSteve (let´s see... hehe)

Lovediva
09-08-2002, 04:42 PM
Who is the member with the steadily growing member ? :D ;)


Answer.

I do it all the time!

vampeyes
09-08-2002, 05:01 PM
What is perving at Pixies?

answer : a warm wet kiss

GermanSteve
09-08-2002, 05:05 PM
Q: What would you love to get between your legs?

A: I´m gonna show you how to use this tool.

Scarecrow
09-08-2002, 05:27 PM
Q: What is mans purpose in life?


A: Oooh Aaah ooooh my god

Lovediva
09-08-2002, 05:32 PM
What is the orgasmic orchestra???? :D


Answer

That was a long time ago....

Scarecrow
09-08-2002, 05:35 PM
Q: When was my first orgasim?

A: I've only had 5 at one time

Lovediva
09-08-2002, 05:38 PM
What was bubble gum pieces!


Answer

Oh my...did I do that????????

GermanSteve
09-08-2002, 06:19 PM
Q: What is the difference between a squeezed lemon and a squeezed canary bird? :D

A: Mmmmh, that drives me crazy.

Glyndwr
09-08-2002, 06:25 PM
What is squirting mustard into jam doughnuts?


You can touch it if you like

Lilith
09-08-2002, 06:28 PM
What is my kitty?:p

~ an empty suitcase

GermanSteve
09-08-2002, 06:49 PM
Q: Can you tell me something that has the size of your flat?

A: Her name is Dallas. But she is not as nice as she is looking like.

(cropped that from Beavis and Butthead running at the moment:))

Glyndwr
09-08-2002, 06:52 PM
Who is ugly but still fuckable?


A sausage, 2 melons and a bottle of baby lotion

scotzoidman
09-08-2002, 08:17 PM
What does Lilith bring to the bedroom for "a little kinky fun"

A: Boom boom out go the lights

Lilith
09-08-2002, 08:20 PM
What is bumping your head on the headboard while fucking???

~kit-kat bars

Bilbo
09-09-2002, 02:44 AM
What do Diva's Lips like?




~ Thanks Bilbo!

skipthisone
09-09-2002, 08:06 AM
What do all the ladies on the corner say after he visits?

~ You just have to shake it off.

Lilith
09-09-2002, 10:20 AM
What is a booger???? (sorry working with kids for years has affected me):D:D:p

~ping pong balls

skipthisone
09-09-2002, 10:48 AM
What you use a paddle on besides a lovely ass?

Drip, Drip, Drip...

Sugarsprinkles
09-09-2002, 11:21 AM
What happens between the legs of Pixie ladies after reading Skip's and Glyndwr's stories?

Daytime friends & Nightime Lovers

GermanSteve
09-09-2002, 02:00 PM
Q: What are ideal parners?

A: That´s the fault of GermanSteve.

jjjjbo
09-09-2002, 07:53 PM
What is the "Steadily Growing Member"ship.

Women's pictures

Lovediva
09-09-2002, 08:31 PM
What 99.9 %men look at when the come here!!


Ouch that hurt!!!!!

jjjjbo
09-09-2002, 09:01 PM
What is insertion by those 10" guys on the show your cock thread. - lol

33 1/3%

Lovediva
09-09-2002, 09:18 PM
What is naked gun?


Not tonite.

skipthisone
09-09-2002, 09:21 PM
What is the answer i always get?

Trippin Man

Lovediva
09-09-2002, 09:23 PM
What's he on .....crack????


All tied up.

Lilith
09-09-2002, 09:23 PM
what is how I want skipthisone???

mashed potatoes

skipthisone
09-09-2002, 09:27 PM
What is not a good lube?

Creamed Corn

Lovediva
09-09-2002, 09:33 PM
What happens the day after you eat corn on the cob?? :D :D


Too hot to handle.

Mercury_Maniac
09-09-2002, 09:57 PM
What is Diva's lovely ass?


Disgusting but satisfying

GermanSteve
09-10-2002, 06:00 AM
Q: What is sitting on an old Diesel generator?

A: Soft, warm and fuzzy

DildoDiva
09-10-2002, 06:09 AM
What is a sheeps ass? (so I've heard)


a beer bottle a cordless phone and and box of Kleenex

necodemus
09-10-2002, 08:05 AM
What is, enough toys to keep DildoDiva busy for atleast 20 minutes?

Four pounds each and hairy

skipthisone
09-10-2002, 08:15 AM
What are testicals ready to blow?

Tricky Tricky

dannyk
09-10-2002, 09:04 AM
Q: What is a double reverse somersault, with a twist, as an entry position? :) :)

A: My boyfriend has one too!

jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 11:33 AM
Q. What is a cartoon character tatoo using the nipple for the nose.

A. a rose and a suitcase.

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 11:54 AM
Q: What are two things to bring to a Pixies party?

A: On the floor, out the door, and give me more

skipthisone
09-10-2002, 12:09 PM
Q: What is what happens at CK's house every weekend?

A: The plane, the plane

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 12:20 PM
Q: How do Summer and Lil get to skipthisone's and CK's houses?

A: In the limo

Lilith
09-10-2002, 12:21 PM
What is the perfect place for a 4 some????

corrugated cardboard

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 12:22 PM
Q: Where we'd be doing it on in the alley behind the airport?

A: Rugburn

Lilith
09-10-2002, 12:25 PM
What is what you get from fucking on cheap office carpet????

~ a speedo

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 12:27 PM
Q: What will CK never be caught dead in?

A: Cumshot, gumdrop, and boob shot

Lilith
09-10-2002, 01:38 PM
What are things that can make you get sticky???

~go round the outside~

Aqua
09-10-2002, 01:41 PM
What do you do when the bathroom is full?

A pick-up line from across the room, or a hail-mary.

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 01:52 PM
Q: What is "Da Bomb?"

A: A trailer, a tramp, and a stud

dannyk
09-10-2002, 02:22 PM
What are three things at home in the bush?

~ Lilith fair ~

jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 02:25 PM
What is the greeting for a great pixie lady

coins and cum

Mercury_Maniac
09-10-2002, 02:35 PM
What is the 2 most popular things found in or on the couch?



Chains, dildos, whiskey, and a book

dannyk
09-10-2002, 02:35 PM
What the women at Pixies' never refuse?

Jack-be-nimble

Lilith
09-10-2002, 02:39 PM
What I would prefer to Jack being quick???

~crocodile hunter

Mercury_Maniac
09-10-2002, 02:42 PM
What is Mick Dundee. or that other guy from Australia?



~power tool

skipthisone
09-10-2002, 02:45 PM
What many pixies-ladies like to be alone with?

~Fluffy bisquits

dannyk
09-10-2002, 02:46 PM
What is something that never gets tired?

honey roasted nuts

jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 02:53 PM
What is what a man calls his testicles when his woman has just covered them with her juices.

office chairs and rope

Lilith
09-10-2002, 03:00 PM
What is Coach Knight's office equipment?

~granny panties

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 03:02 PM
Q: What should be nowhere near any sexy lady's pussy?

A: Hair pulling and fingernail scratching

skipthisone
09-10-2002, 03:03 PM
What every screaming orgasm should include?

Chicken pot pie

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 03:05 PM
Q: What she said it tastes like?

A: A clit, a nip, and a sip

jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 03:33 PM
what all the girls are offering Coach.

Nascar and beer.

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 03:36 PM
Q: What is on tv and in the fridge in the trailer?

A: Tonight in bed

Lilith
09-10-2002, 07:04 PM
What is where I will watch the Tonight Show???

~Jack of clubs

skipthisone
09-10-2002, 07:48 PM
What do they call handjobs at discos?

Open up and say ahh.

ryder
09-10-2002, 08:04 PM
What I say to the 'nurse' when playing hospital? ;)

Promises, respect & admiration.

DildoDiva
09-10-2002, 08:20 PM
What are things you shouldn't expect after a one night stand?






Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine

ryder
09-10-2002, 08:29 PM
Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine ~ What are enjoyed on a first date; redneck style. teehehe


Nail biting, screams, blankets & closed eyes

dannyk
09-10-2002, 08:44 PM
What happens when I watch "Psycho"?


"Houston, we have a problem..."

jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 08:45 PM
things that happen or are used at a scary movie in a drivein theatre.

to do lists and chewing gum.

DildoDiva
09-10-2002, 10:47 PM
"Houston, we have a problem..."

What would a girl say to her boyfriend who was born in Texas after her pregnancy test?



The Pope, Anna Nichole Smith, and 240 dollars worth-a-puddin.

Coach Knight
09-10-2002, 11:15 PM
Q: who's got a big hat, a big chest and a big mess?

A: Wet and squirty

Mercury_Maniac
09-11-2002, 01:16 AM
What is my underpants after looking at the women's pics section?


startling news

GermanSteve
09-11-2002, 05:33 AM
Q: Is Diva gonna leave us again?

A: A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste

ryder
09-11-2002, 05:40 AM
A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste ~ What is no longer permitted on aircraft?

Sand+heat = glass!

DildoDiva
09-11-2002, 05:41 AM
What is "a lonely existance"?








a pen, a vibrator, and an acoustic guitar

legend
09-11-2002, 07:10 AM
Q. What did Eric Clapton have near him when he wrote the words to Tears In Heaven?

A. Crikey!


ps - i know that song was actually written about his son....

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 01:26 PM
Q: What every American thinks every Australian says all day long?

A: Water, bubbles, and champagne

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 01:31 PM
What does Michael Jackson need to have a good time?

A book and a leash

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 01:36 PM
LOL STO

Q: What STO needs to train his monkey?

A: An ass and a class

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 01:41 PM
What you need for a homosexual how to class?

Kleenex, panties and a cattle prod

Lilith
09-11-2002, 01:45 PM
What STO keeps in his bedside table?

~hotfudge and a fire extinguisher

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 01:47 PM
What do you need when taking a lick of Liliths hot ass?

Daisies and toothpicks

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 01:49 PM
Q: What does one pick and one use to pick?

A: A Volkwagon, a Gator, and a donut

Lilith
09-11-2002, 01:59 PM
What is things found in the Krispy Kreme parking lot at 9 am today????

~ a nosejob

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 02:04 PM
Q: What did the deaf, female plastic surgeon give me by accident?

A: Cum stains and floor polish

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 02:16 PM
What are the two things that make a floor shine?

A gorilla Suit, a republican and a Nine Inch Nails CD

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 02:22 PM
Q: Name something hairy, something Bushy, and something Reznory?

A: Pubic hair, Florida, and Alaska

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 03:32 PM
If a naked woman wrap herself in a map of the US, what is north, south and in the middle?

Penis Breathe, toe jam and a toothbrush

Aqua
09-11-2002, 03:32 PM
Q: What are three places to have a wild time?

A: Unexpected, yet generally welcomed.

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 03:39 PM
Q: What are blowjobs in the car?

A: Spunk, chunk, and funk

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 03:43 PM
What is the toilet full of after a sorioty party?

Pickles, tickles and freckles

Coach Knight
09-11-2002, 03:45 PM
Q: What is an Irish hot dog stand full of?

A: Peanut butter and jelly and peaches and cream

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 03:48 PM
What are the names of Willy Wonka's favorite Hookers?

Shingles, nails and jello

GermanSteve
09-11-2002, 06:46 PM
What are words that GermanSteve probably never has heard of?

They do it like the rabbits: very often, very quickly, very effectively.

scotzoidman
09-11-2002, 06:47 PM
What are 2 things a roofer should take up on the roof, & one thing he should NEVER take up.

Sis Boom Bah

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 08:15 PM
How did the brother describe the noises coming from his sisters room?

Holy beaver buster.

jjjjbo
09-11-2002, 08:31 PM
What does Robin shout when he sees Batman with Catwoman.

radiohead

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 08:44 PM
What do truckers call guys getting blown in the cab?

Limp noodles

Lilith
09-11-2002, 08:53 PM
What is better to eat than to fuck?

~a prison cell and a vacuum

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 08:56 PM
What does a felon need for love?

chicken feet and beets

Lovediva
09-11-2002, 09:05 PM
What does a Redneck cook for lunch?


strumming banjo

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 09:14 PM
What does every lost hunter fear hearing?

Skip diddy do

Lovediva
09-11-2002, 09:28 PM
What does Skipthsione scream when he blows a load?? :D


Kowabunga

skipthisone
09-11-2002, 09:32 PM
LMAO @ Diva --- i walked right into that one.

What the surfer yelled when visiting his cousin on the farm?

Baby oil and corn flakes

Nikki
09-12-2002, 07:51 AM
What is a breakfast sexual romp.


Sticky fingers.

Coach Knight
09-12-2002, 10:26 AM
Q: What does one get after touching Nikki's crotch?


A: Baby oil, corn oil, olive oil, and motor oil

Sugarsprinkles
09-12-2002, 11:19 AM
Q. What are not good substitutes for K-Y?


A. Roller skates, a remote control, and an alarm clock

Mercury_Maniac
09-12-2002, 01:45 PM
What are 3 things that help you exercise?


a white ring above someone's head

skipthisone
09-12-2002, 01:57 PM
What is something no pixies member will every have?

Tickles and hic-ups

Lilith
09-12-2002, 02:23 PM
What is things I hate??


~a flashlight and bumblebees

skipthisone
09-12-2002, 02:30 PM
Things you shouldnt find when licking a woman's honey pot?

Whipped cream, suspenders, and a wig

Lilith
09-12-2002, 02:32 PM
What is things you need to play...naughty santa???


~comic books and coke bottles

dannyk
09-12-2002, 02:37 PM
What do boys and girls, respectively, sneak into the bed at night?

"You're too much!"

skipthisone
09-12-2002, 02:41 PM
What have i never heard in bed?

Rags, bags, and stags.

dannyk
09-12-2002, 02:46 PM
What was the theme for the janitor's bachelor party?


Chips, dips and drips

Coach Knight
09-13-2002, 10:53 AM
Q: What the high school nerd party contains?


A: 5, 10, 20, 69

skipthisone
09-13-2002, 11:17 AM
What positions does a quarterback call out when having sex?


Can i get fries with that

Coach Knight
09-13-2002, 11:50 AM
LOL STO really.

Q: What would you like with the shake?


A: A bush, a toad, and a load

skipthisone
09-13-2002, 01:03 PM
What gets squished when gettin it on roughly in the woods?

Wind, blood and floss

Coach Knight
09-13-2002, 01:11 PM
Q: Name something breaking, something bleeding and something teething?

A: Lillith's Whip

Mercury_Maniac
09-13-2002, 02:40 PM
What is a deadly weapon/sex toy?


winnie the pooh

macka
09-14-2002, 05:56 AM
who's in her honey pot


And it was sooooo good

GermanSteve
09-14-2002, 07:05 AM
What did the masochist say when he unplugged his fingers from the socket?

Pills made of garlic, valium, cocaine and grilled spider skin.

Nikki
09-14-2002, 08:02 AM
What is Larry Flynt's vitamin pill.

Cucumber, lube, handcuffs and rope.

skipthisone
09-14-2002, 08:39 AM
What do you need for ladies night out?

Chicken lips and pickled pigs feet

Nikki
09-14-2002, 08:44 AM
What is Yasser Arafat's facial moisturizer.

Wet panties.

legend
09-14-2002, 08:57 AM
What you end up with when you ring your lusty boyfriend

arsenic and old lace

dannyk
09-14-2002, 09:05 AM
What reminds you of that image of Granma you're trying to get out of your head!

Seventh inning stretch

Scarecrow
09-14-2002, 09:11 AM
What is when you pull it to hard?


5 down and 1 to go

Coach Knight
09-14-2002, 06:34 PM
Q: What did I say when I punched all but one of the "Freinds?"


A: The swamp, the sticks and a goat

BamaKyttn
09-14-2002, 09:16 PM
Q: What Lousiana men need for fun?




A: A boy and his dog

dannyk
09-14-2002, 09:24 PM
Q: What goes well with a girl and her pussy?

A: Socks, locks and cocks.

BamaKyttn
09-14-2002, 09:34 PM
Q What you call someone with a foot, bagel and bird fetish?


A: With a statue in the middle of the park

Scarecrow
09-15-2002, 09:07 AM
Where did she have sex?

boring at 2am

dannyk
09-15-2002, 09:58 AM
Q: What did the gopher find himself doing to his wife?

A: Flintstones

Saddaddy
09-15-2002, 10:17 AM
Q; What are Vitamins?


A; Whips , Cuffs & Viberators

Wisper
09-15-2002, 12:36 PM
Q: What sounds like fun?

A: 69

LixyChick
09-15-2002, 02:20 PM
How did you guess I just adore that position?

A rubber sheet on our bed!

skipthisone
09-15-2002, 03:22 PM
How do you know its time to break out the baby oil?

Dildo, fishing line and jelly donut

dannyk
09-15-2002, 10:18 PM
What do you need to catch and mount a wide-mouthed lass?

Leather and lace

BIBI
09-15-2002, 10:44 PM
What am I wearing?


rim shot

Lovediva
09-16-2002, 05:57 AM
What is jerking off into a glass and missing????


burps and farts

dannyk
09-16-2002, 06:38 AM
What really spoils a good 69?

French bread and Italian sausage

Lovediva
09-16-2002, 09:05 AM
What is food, that is not hard enough for vaginal insertion???? :D :D


teared eyes and screaming

skipthisone
09-16-2002, 09:17 AM
What you do when you cut off your finger while cutting onions?

A hill billy with a mullet, a possum, and a beanie baby

Saddaddy
09-16-2002, 06:55 PM
Q: What does a Female hill billy look for when her lover comes a callin?


A; Chicken , weedeater , & whipcream

BamaKyttn
09-17-2002, 12:36 AM
What is Liliths turn to cut the grass? >>SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THE POULTRY<<<


A You didn't use enough lube

GermanSteve
09-17-2002, 04:44 AM
What is the reason if your entrance door is squeaking? :D:D

Leather gloves, protection glasses and a fire extinguisher

skipthisone
09-17-2002, 07:48 AM
What do you bring with you to screw a hot little devil?

Rubber Chicken, red nose and extra large condoms

dannyk
09-17-2002, 01:18 PM
What do you find in a clowns big, baggy pants?

A mute button

skipthisone... love the new avatar!

GermanSteve
09-17-2002, 03:17 PM
What is missing at my wife´s body? :(:D

A mute button and an emergency brake

Nikki
09-17-2002, 06:42 PM
What is a Vibrator of the future.

Bite marks on a thigh....

Coach Knight
09-17-2002, 06:46 PM
What happens when you get a blowjob for a really drunk blind girl?

Jelly, jam and marshmallows

skipthisone
09-17-2002, 08:41 PM
What do you have to clean out of your car after parking with the smuckers brothers?

Turkish coins, a yarmukle, and a toad

LixyChick
09-18-2002, 05:07 AM
What's in the pockets of a Jewish guy at a Turkish whorehouse?

Lima beans and a purple vibrator.

skipthisone
09-18-2002, 07:46 AM
What are the magic ingredients to make Jacks Bean stalk?

A joint, a flying carpet, and a box of donuts.

Coach Knight
09-18-2002, 09:05 AM
After smoking the first one, you feel like your flying on this and you really need to eat this?

Crabs, lobsters and Diet Coke

Lovediva
09-18-2002, 10:02 AM
What is a bad case of the "crabs" given to a lobster who was high on diet coke?


a mop, a janitor and eyeglasses.

dicksbro
09-18-2002, 11:21 AM
What is a husband working on the "honey dos" while trying to read?

Ooooo ... it's so sticky.

Nikki
09-18-2002, 11:33 AM
What are your fingers?


Black lace bra and panties on the floor.....

skipthisone
09-18-2002, 12:08 PM
How the evening ends when Nikki visits?

Skipping stones and moonlight

Mercury_Maniac
09-18-2002, 12:24 PM
How do i pass the time when i'm lonely?


sex and candy

dicksbro
09-18-2002, 12:41 PM
What are things that the mouth is involved with?

butt plugs

jjjjbo
09-18-2002, 02:16 PM
What is 1 thing in Aqua's favorite toy collection

peanut butter and honey

dicksbro
09-18-2002, 02:24 PM
What can be used to reduce the effect of hair stubble?

Condoms

Scarecrow
09-18-2002, 05:19 PM
what is sold in the machine in the bars bathroom?



Pink carnation and a white sports coat.

dicksbro
09-18-2002, 06:13 PM
What was common attire for the guys and flowers for the gals at proms back in the late fifties?

Trouser tenting

Saddaddy
09-18-2002, 06:25 PM
Q :What is the effect of The pictures ,from the Ladies of Pixies

A: Chunky Kit Kats bars

GermanSteve
09-18-2002, 06:46 PM
What do certain Pixie members sometimes insert into their body openings?

A tango-dancing TV set.

dicksbro
09-18-2002, 06:49 PM
What are visual and rythmic robotics?

damp panties

jjjjbo
09-18-2002, 07:10 PM
What does Pantyfanatic keep laying around the house?

cinnamon swirl sticks

Glyndwr
09-19-2002, 05:00 AM
What are best eaten off a maiden's thigh?

Lost in Space

GermanSteve
09-19-2002, 06:12 AM
What was the result of the world´s strongest cumshot? :D

Lost in Nirvana

Lovediva
09-19-2002, 11:08 AM
What is achieving wonderful sexual bliss????


spunk, a tadpole and thigh high hooker boots

dicksbro
09-19-2002, 12:51 PM
What is a horny madam toad wading in where male frogs haven't feared to spread?

A mouth, a cock, an orgasm

Lovediva
09-19-2002, 05:12 PM
What is the outcome of a good blow job???


Tv, hockey and beer

Booger
09-19-2002, 05:21 PM
what are three thing to do if you arn't having sex



sex, drug and rock and roll

skipthisone
09-19-2002, 08:52 PM
What 3 things do you need to have a good weekend in the woods?

A tisket, a tasket, and brown and yellow basket

Sugarsprinkles
09-19-2002, 09:15 PM
Where does DildoDiva keep her toys?


A Big Mac, A Whopper, and a Big Beef Burrito Supreme

Mercury_Maniac
09-19-2002, 10:44 PM
What sounds good to eat every night at exactly 10:30?


loud, willing, beautiful, and shiny

dicksbro
09-20-2002, 01:43 AM
An erect cock with an attitude ...

horny, hard and happy

Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2002, 01:52 AM
What do I wish my husband was/is? <sigh!>


A black light, Jefferson Airplane, and love beads

Glyndwr
09-20-2002, 04:15 AM
What were your best ever buys at a car boot sale?

Many times, but this is the first with an aardvark.

Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2002, 06:07 AM
What is taking my pet for a walk on it's leash?


Motown, Nasville, and Branson

Glyndwr
09-20-2002, 06:33 AM
What did the Beverly Hillbillies name their triplets?

Bent over a picture of Lara Croft

jjjjbo
09-20-2002, 12:21 PM
What is a picture of scaffolding?

handcuffs and hand lotion.

skipthisone
09-20-2002, 12:46 PM
What are gifts every lady needs for her bithday?

Flowing orgasms and candles

Lilith
09-20-2002, 12:50 PM
What is the perfect 3 day weekend?

~sunglasses and antibiotics

skipthisone
09-20-2002, 12:57 PM
What you need after a long night with a hardcore mistress?

Camera, 100 naked women and a box of cookies.

GermanSteve
09-20-2002, 01:09 PM
What is a man´s dream?

a blushed face.

Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2002, 06:22 PM
What do you very rarely see at Pixies?


Crossword puzzles and jig saw puzzles

Glyndwr
09-20-2002, 06:35 PM
What do you buy someone you dislike for Christmas?


A vicar riding on a donkey

Scarecrow
09-20-2002, 07:57 PM
What is an ass on an ass?


blue, red and green

LixyChick
09-21-2002, 01:22 AM
What colors do you turn when you feel sad, embarrassed, and envious all at the same time?

Monotonic Excitement!

dicksbro
09-21-2002, 01:48 AM
What is boring masturbation?

Edible undies

Booger
09-21-2002, 02:10 AM
what is some thing that sounds intereting

mono·ton·ic
adjective
1 : characterized by the use of or uttered in a monotone
2 : having the property either of never increasing or of never decreasing as the values of the independent variable or the subscripts of the terms increase

I assume it is in refrence to #2


wine, dine, 69

Booger
09-21-2002, 02:12 AM
dang took to long to look up that word and dicksbro slip an answer in on me

Booger
09-21-2002, 02:15 AM
an answer for dicksbro question would be

what is a complete waist of money


wine dine 69

dicksbro
09-21-2002, 02:33 AM
What is dessert?

tumescent

GermanSteve
09-21-2002, 06:24 PM
What is a word that you cannot find in Langenscheidt-dictionaries?

A remote control, a flashlight and a screwdriver

dicksbro
09-22-2002, 03:30 AM
What is a malfunctioning vibrator?

A glazed over look.

(GS ... tu·mes·cent (t›-mµs“…nt, ty›-) adj. 1. Somewhat tumid. 2. Becoming swollen; swelling.)

Booger
09-22-2002, 03:32 AM
what is what I get after looking at the women pic for an hour



the queen of hearts

Sugarsprinkles
09-22-2002, 07:01 AM
Who, according to the nursery rhyme, made some tarts?
(you don't suppose she was bi, do you?? :D )



Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Speak No Evil

Nikki
09-22-2002, 08:53 AM
Describe your current Government.....


Two empty Champagne glasses....

Sugarsprinkles
09-22-2002, 09:58 AM
What would I like to see when I wake up the morning after my birthday?:D


A 6-pack of beer and a bug zapper

Saddaddy
09-22-2002, 10:06 AM
Q; What is included in a Rednecks Party supplies


A ; a smile ,a coke & a marblboro light

GermanSteve
09-22-2002, 02:38 PM
What are light cowboys living on?

A fax saying "it´s too much!!"

(DB: thank you for explaining)

dannyk
09-22-2002, 03:39 PM
Q: How does the girl who blew you last night blow you off the next morning?

A: A woman and an airplane

Sugarsprinkles
09-22-2002, 03:47 PM
What are 2 of 3 requirements to join the Mile High Club?


A tree-house, a tire swing, and insect repellant

dannyk
09-22-2002, 03:51 PM
Q: What do you need for a 'backyard adventure'?

A: A man and a submarine

Scarecrow
09-22-2002, 08:16 PM
What do you need for a deep blue blow job?


A blanket and a rose

dicksbro
09-22-2002, 08:35 PM
What is one sweet picnic?

An inflatable doll.

Scarecrow
09-22-2002, 08:38 PM
What is a cheap date?


Cordless drill and a srewdriver

skipthisone
09-22-2002, 09:21 PM
What was once a drink and can now be a womans best friend?

Gutters and leaves

Mercury_Maniac
09-22-2002, 09:28 PM
What is the worst combination in the fall?


Fingernail clipper and a Sharpie

Lovediva
09-23-2002, 11:09 AM
What a veternarian uses for sex toys???? :D :D


Bubbles, water and cum!

Aqua
09-23-2002, 11:30 AM
What are three things Diva likes to bathe in?

A fantastic site, if the curtains are open.

Nikki
09-23-2002, 12:01 PM
What is a Pixie members' bedroom window.............


Messed up bed...........rope............xxx rated videos.....

Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2002, 12:52 PM
What would you find under some Pixie member's bed?


Baseball, hockey, and basketball

dannyk
09-23-2002, 02:06 PM
Q: What are three seasons of the year?

A: Shaft ( watch your mouth )!

skipthisone
09-23-2002, 03:20 PM
What she was sucking on when the teeth were too much?

Rain rain go away

GermanSteve
09-23-2002, 03:43 PM
What did he say when she wanted to wake him up by peeing to his face?

Biscuits, Pizza and lubricating gel

Glyndwr
09-23-2002, 06:18 PM
The remains of what would you find in your pubic hair after a good night out?

A geisha girl juggling hamsters

dicksbro
09-23-2002, 06:36 PM
What are oriental tits owned by lady jokesters?

A shallow lake and leaky boat.

Saddaddy
09-23-2002, 07:06 PM
Q; What is a crash Course in Swimming?

A;mudslides & orgies

Geek Boy
09-23-2002, 07:13 PM
What are the worst and best things that have ever happened in my living room?

Cunnilatio, fellibating, and masterlingus

Mercury_Maniac
09-23-2002, 10:21 PM
What are new ways of pleasure?

pain, senstivity, warmth

dannyk
09-23-2002, 10:33 PM
What are the phases of a woman's pussy during foreplay?

Three men in a tub

dicksbro
09-24-2002, 06:10 AM
What is a case of bad planning?

Gee, a G-String.

GermanSteve
09-24-2002, 07:02 AM
What did mother surprisingly say washing the laundry of her 13-year old daughter?

Wow, what a tool!

Lilith
09-24-2002, 07:29 AM
What the denatal assistant says to the sexy Dentist?;)

a bouquet, a garter, and a jelly donut

skipthisone
09-24-2002, 07:52 AM
What did the bride get from her baker mother for the wedding?

A joint, a banana and a jar of pickled eggs

GermanSteve
09-24-2002, 08:39 AM
What is necessary to consume at once for coughing dice?

A dictionary for slang expressions.

dicksbro
09-24-2002, 01:42 PM
What is a Racy Reference book?

Baggin's bud.

dannyk
09-24-2002, 03:28 PM
Who is Perrigen (Pippin) Took?

Jack was nimble and quick.

dicksbro
09-24-2002, 03:42 PM
Who was it that jumped; and, couldn't he have picked a sexier target than a candlestick holder?

50% off.

Booger
09-24-2002, 04:09 PM
what is the way I like to see womens clothes(well 100% is much better)


The bitch is back

Mercury_Maniac
09-24-2002, 05:53 PM
What does Booger say when he sees an ex-girlfriend?


hugs, kisses, promises

vampeyes
09-24-2002, 06:28 PM
What is what a man will do to get in a womans pants?


whips and cuffs and candles oh my !!

dicksbro
09-24-2002, 06:40 PM
What is Lil doing playing Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh My?

Frosting and whipped cream

jjjjbo
09-24-2002, 06:40 PM
What is a good topping for licking off a penis

licorice whips and hersheys kisses

scotzoidman
09-24-2002, 08:31 PM
What does Willy Wonka use for a night of kinky sex?

fingerprints & DNA

Lovediva
09-24-2002, 08:48 PM
What the sex police will find all over Scotzoidman's body when I am done with him!!! :D


Oysters, clams and a blanket

dicksbro
09-24-2002, 08:53 PM
What is sex in the country?

strap-on and k-y gel