Jepoardy is now playing....

[Sugarsprinkles]

What don't you want to see when you change a diaper?

Pickles and ice cream

[dicksbro]

What does she ask for after the pickle does the creaming? (That's terrible, DB, shame on you!)

Hat and coat

[me_carl]

What is the dress code for a flasher's convention?

lube job

[GermanSteve]

What is a mechanic´s favourite little thing?

running already 15 years

[dannyk]

What is a severe case of diarrhoea? :D

Wet'n'wild

[me_carl]

What two words best describe the sex life of a great white shark?


fun in the sun

[dude33]

What is sex on the beach?

two ball, corner pocket

[dannyk]

What comes from a lucky break? (little pool humour there)


Two pots of coffee and a lot of doughnuts

[Glyndwr]

What won't NYPD go on patrol without?


"Last in line pays"

[south]

What is the custom at the local S&M Club?

"The Point Spread"

[Lovediva]

What is a 69errrrrr?


Come along, get along.

[dicksbro]

What does a prostitute from the old west say before and after she provides her services?

Yahoo!

[Rickersweet]

What is an overpriced tech stock?

Lead in his pencil.

[denny]

What does Rickersweet think he has?


A wonderful wit and sexy body.

[dicksbro]

What are pixie ladies made of? :D :D

Tall pines and running creeks.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What might you find in the middle of a mountain range?

intriguing personality and outstanding intellect

[Rayna]

What do most people look for in a soulmate or lover?

oral sex

[dicksbro]

How do little mouths grow up to be big mouths?

urinals and stools

[Lovediva]

What are stools (big turds..lol) doing in the bottom of the urinals anyway???:eek:


Hip huggers

[dicksbro]

Who are midgets?

Panty line

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What is the dance that comes after the conga line?

ready and willing

[dicksbro]

What do you call the reaction of a young man to holding his girl close?

Soft and tender

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What is how most people like their baked potatoes and steak?

bright and sunny

[dicksbro]

What you call a satisfied lover.

Energetic and alert.

[denny]

What is a horny, young male?


Vim and vigor

[dicksbro]

What was the first names of the Vitality brothers.

bread and butter

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What are some necessary ingredients for an adventurous lunch "meeting?"

chocolate kisses

[Cabrylla]

What you give after your partner wears chocolate flavored edible underwear?


sweet and salty

[Steph]

What is the taste sensation when you kiss your lover after some serious 69 time?

Warm and Cuddly

[dicksbro]

What are the feelings you get on a cold winter night when you slip under the comforter and put your arms around your lover?

spicey hot

[Sugarsprinkles]

How do most of us wish our love life could be described?


Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah

[dicksbro]

What was the first Hollywood televised MFM relationship?

Wilma and Fred

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who do Barney and Betty swap with?

Rock, paper, scissors

[dicksbro]

How do you decide who's on top?

Seven come eleven

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What happened at the orgy the other night?

bitter thoughts

[south]

What comes to mind if you have to sleep on "the Wet Spot"?

Heatstroke.

[dicksbro]

feverish masturbation

prejudice

[denny]

What will I exercise if given the choice to copulate with you or your wife.

pride

[dicksbro]

What I would have if I told you, "Nope." :D

(Good morning Denny)

security

[denny]

What I always strive for.

(Good Morning To You, Dicksbro)

love

[dicksbro]

What is "evol" spelled backwards?

yokes

[me_carl]

what do oxen share

sticky fingers

[dicksbro]

What is a sure sign of someone who loves to work with their hands?

Puppy love.

[denny]

What is the first feelings you have when viewing a young canine?


seminal fluid

[dannyk]

What is the term used by sailors to distinguish semen from themselves? :D


A keg

[MrNebraska]

What is a quick way to get a lot of people intoxicated for group sex?

beer belly

[dicksbro]

What brewer's see as the perfect human shape.

Mile-High Club

[me_carl]

What was the first club Bill Clinton joined after becoming President ot the U.S.

firelight

[dicksbro]

What did the caveman say when he held the firefly's back end up to the sticks he'd stacked?

The softer side of Sears.

[me_carl]

What do you call the uncooked side of the steak just before you flip it on the BBQ.

digitally enhanced

[dicksbro]

What do you call a really wild virtual orgy?

Mashed or baked potatoes?

[me_carl]

What are your only two choices from the main menu at Ted's house of Spuds.

loose lips

[dicksbro]

What is poor suction?

sore knee

[TinkerBell69]

what do you get when ur on top and ur fucking on the floor!

Answer

it gets stuck.

[me_carl]

What happens if you try to do it on a park bench in January in Minnesota.

oil and vinegar

[dicksbro]

What's another way to say "slick and tangy?"

hamburger and fries

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did I have for dinner last night? :D

whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry

[TinkerBell69]

What is great to lick off your ice cream?

sore balls!

[dicksbro]

What do bowling pins hope for after each game?

squirrels

[PixieQueen]

What is furry.


Clitoris

[me_carl]

It's what's for dinner!

too hot to handle

[celticangel]

What is a premenstrual female with a headache and no chocolate?



cold as ice

[dicksbro]

What was today's Siberian weather forecast?

tomato juice

[me_carl]

What you can use it to take a bath in after a date with a skunk, or put in a drink that reminds you of your girl friend"s time of the month.

(ok, I know that was bad, I'll go hide now)

hidden treasures

[Eros]

What is when you find a $20 in your jeans when emptying the pockets at the laundry?


milk shake

[dicksbro]

What did the baby shout when nursing right after mom ran up the stairs?

Ready, get set, go!

[Aqua]

What is the last thing heard before all the moaning began at the Pixies' orgy. ;)

Service... with a smile.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What could I expect to get from most Pixie's men?

Big Mac and a Vanilla Shake

[south]

what is likey to come with a side order of thighs?

March Maddness or the Big Dance.

[celticangel]

what is the first bike rally of the year like?



It was like that when I found it!

[txgrneyes]

What is "What happened to his dick?"

I enjoy being naughty.

[celticangel]

What makes you smile?





hot dog!

[horseman12]

what reminds you of a hot summer night


bouncing

[celticangel]

what is Tigger's tail used for?



sweet cherry pie

[skipthisone]

What does every baker go home to in the morning?

Mousetrap and a strap-on

[TinkerBell69]

What can lead you straight to hospital?

Baby oil

[dicksbro]

What was oil called before it became crude?

Tabasco Sauce

[horseman12]

what can spice up your tongue

slick seat

[Tess]

What makes' for easy backdoor insertion?


three feathers and a pipe

[horseman12]

what gets her hot?

double dip

[dicksbro]

Whats another way of describing double penetration?

spray paint

[txgrneyes]

What is " What do you use to deface property?"

(sorry, just got off work)

Hand cuffs

[horseman12]

what i want txgrneyes to use on me


feeling out

[TinkerBell69]

what is the opposite of feeling in?

the bathroom floor

[horseman12]

where is a good place for a quickie

boots under bed

[dicksbro]

What is a sure sign you're hiding someone?

Stars in the sky

[horseman12]

what is a cowboys mood light


camel toe

[dicksbro]

What did the mean people call the hunchback of Notre Dame's foot?

Happy Days!

[horseman12]

what is the opposite of bad days


taught

[south]

what does Lilith tatoo on a well trained subs ass?

Hard ball, Softball and Wiffel ball

[horseman12]

what is young, middle aged, and old

whup it up

[celticangel]

what do you do to make a egg white fluffy?




smile and look interested

[dicksbro]

What does a prostitute do to attract a client?

Ready, get set, GO!

[south]

How do you get an even start to a circle jerk?

Dunk, Plunk and "Thunk" ( as in who would have "thunk it?")

[fzzy]

Dunk, Plunk (now he's sleeping with the fishes ... Jimmy Hoffa) and who woulda thunk it would be so many years and still its just a guessing game as to what actually happened to the man!?!?! LOL

A razor and raisin and a razorback.

[dicksbro]

What are the three components of a snack for a University of Arkansas student?

Cereral, milk and sugar?

[horseman12]

what is breakfast?

boots, pettipants, garters

[dicksbro]

What does the fashionable domintrix wear on dress up night in the dungeon?

Time, tush and talent

[horseman12]

what is a madames greatest assets?


tub, jello, scented candles

[txgrneyes]

What is waiting for Horseman12 at my house in Texas...

Cowboy hat, bra and panties, and cowboy boots...

[horseman12]

what will be scattered all over txgrneyes floor when i get there


sheets, candles, floor

[txgrneyes]

What is some of the things that we will use when Horseman is at my house....

whip cream, cherries and chocolate

[horseman12]

what horseman12 will eat off your body


cuffs, ridin crop, silk panties

[txgrneyes]

What is what the toys i'll use on Horseman12...well i will wear the panties...

water, air, and nutrients

[horseman12]

what we will be dying for afterwards


hot bath, cold shower, stiff errrr drink

[txgrneyes]

Thing we will need to recouperate....and then round two...

bed, pillows and a quilt...

[horseman12]

what are the first things to be flung from the bed


red hair, green eyes, texas

[txgrneyes]

What Horseman12 sees while I am going south on him while he is in Texas....

deep throated moans

[horseman12]

what i will be hearing coming from txgrneyes

hoopin, hollerin, and a yippy ki i aye

[txgrneyes]

What I will be hollaring while I am riding in the saddle...

A smile

[horseman12]

what i will be wearing after you finish ridin


carress, fondle, tickle

[txgrneyes]

What is What you can do to me while I lay next to you...breathing

A deep wet kiss....

[horseman12]

what you will receive first


garter, stockings, and bra

[txgrneyes]

What is the present you brought with you when you came to see me that got thrown to the side when I jumped on you at the door.

Hi, Nice to meet you, please come in....

[horseman12]

what i assumed would be said at first


zip click, dang

[south]

What are the last sounds you make after hurriedly leaving your clandestine affair and then remembering that your keys are on the night stand?

A long walk home or Sleeping on a park bench.

[dicksbro]

What are two options when you're out late and drunk?

Cute as can be.

[horseman12]

What is a wagon full of puppies?


lame, tame, or insane

[celticangel]

what are u like after 3 or 4 drinks?


old, bored and desperate!

[horseman12]

what we feel like at certain times in our life


clip, clop, and hi ho

[south]

What are castrati, an "elbow rider" and a crack-addicted prostitute?

"Token and a Joke'n"

[horseman12]

what is cheech and chong


peter, paul, and mary

[dicksbro]

What is a bi-mmf trio? (I didn't say that, did I? :) )

The Smothers Brothers

[Tess]

What are twins into asphyxiation?


Viva Las Vegas

[horseman12]

what i would be hollering if i made it to the nfr

pits, pots, and poles

[skipthisone]

What do you call acne covered teenager watching porn?

Tisket and tasket

[txgrneyes]

What is "what I have in my basket"?


The urge to suck...

[horseman12]

what i'm having right now,,,,,,,,any ideas??


passion please

[dicksbro]

What is the polite way to ask for sex?

Wake up now.

[txgrneyes]

What is "What do you say when you want it and your s/o is sleeping and refuses to wake up after you have asked nicely..."

A full moon and a trampoline

[horseman12]

what i would like to see txgrneyes bouncing nude on a trampoline


bed, bath tub, and table

[txgrneyes]

What is "What is an evening with Horseman12?"

Well end up in bed...then clean up and play in the bath tub and then he will fix breakfast for me and end up on the table.

long nails, long legs and long hair

[horseman12]

what is wrapped around my butt, clawing my back, and spread across a pillow?


slow and deep, hot and wet, throaty moans

[txgrneyes]

What is "a passon filled evening with a man"

candles, flour and a rolling pin

[horseman12]

what is a romantic sexual event in the kitchen.......lol


lick, drip, sip

[txgrneyes]

What is a woman eating an ice cream cone in front of a man....


horse, bare back and long wavy hair in the breeze....

[horseman12]

what is my dream woman?


horse, nude, moonlight?............have i given these before? they sound familiar

[txgrneyes]

What is a moonlight ride with your man.



a campfire, a lake and the sky

[horseman12]

what is camping, skinny-dipping, and laying together with your lover?

slow, easy, and fast

[dicksbro]

What do you call the climatic stages of orgasm?

shock and awe

[txgrneyes]

What is "a woman when she see's her lover swollen member for the first time?"

lotion, hot rocks and hands....

[horseman12]

me, you deserted island for a get away


scented oil, scented candles, feather bed

[dicksbro]

What is it when you play with Oil of oh ... Laid?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

[txgrneyes]

What is a cheerleader with a razor and scissors....?

remote control, dirty movie and a couch.....

[dicksbro]

What is the time for pop corn and a a corny pop?

Reese's Pieces

[txgrneyes]

What is "something i dont like"

water, paint and powder

[horseman12]

what is something messy?


nylons, silk scarves, and a thank you

[txgrneyes]

what is " things i tie you up with and what you say when we are done..."

stick shift, gas and metal

[dicksbro]

What does a department store clerk say when ringing up a ladies purchases?

Oooo, pick me, pick me!

[horseman12]

what i say when standing in the line up!


tick, tock, check the clock

[txgrneyes]

What is " the sound the clock makes and what you do...when waiting patiently for someone to call."

pearls, oysters, and water

[horseman12]

what is a perfect nudist sport?


unbuckle, panties down, road trip

[txgrneyes]

What is driving naked on the interstate....

a drink, a hammock, and sand

[horseman12]

what is life on an island?



tease, titilate, torture

[TinkerBell69]

What does horseman12 guarantee all his customers?

shiver, lick, suck

[horseman12]

what is a wonderful experience?


motion, momentum, and motionless

[txgrneyes]

What is working your way to an mind-blowing orgasm....?


a slow screw, a girl, and a pool table

[horseman12]

what is a helluva a good time?


panties, bras, and penises

[txgrneyes]

what are things a transvestite (sp) will have?


a mirror, a towel and whip cream

[horseman12]

what is erotic, and messy


a man, a woman, nudity

[dicksbro]

What are two of three things you'd like to see right now?

CD's, tapes and DVDs

[horseman12]

what do you have bunches of?


clock, timer, 350 degrees

[txgrneyes]

What is "things you turn on or watch when you are cooking?"

pina colada, hot damn, and wild turkey

[horseman12]

what is a good time, wild sex, and a refresher


hot, hotter, and ummmmmmm

[txgrneyes]

What is "An evening with me?"


cold, hot and wet

[horseman12]

what i will feel when seeing you in midwinter



tantalize, titilate, and tease

[celticangel]

whats the easiest way to make your patner smile?


cheese,cheese and more cheese

[horseman12]

what is the battle cry for mice?


lolipops, chocolate, tissue

[south]

What does a well-prepared pedophile keep handy at all times?

Kick-start, jump-start and a head start

[horseman12]

thats just wrong!!

what is my cue?


candles, flavored oil, and plastic

[txgrneyes]

What is the adult version of "slip and slide"?


a good girl, an adult toy store, and a smile

[horseman12]

what is an adventerous woman?


tap tap tap, tap tap, and tap

[dicksbro]

What did the guy with the wooden dick sound like when fighting the chastity belt?

Hip, hip, hurray!

[txgrneyes]

What is "What the guy with the wooden dick said when he found the key to the chastity belt?"

[txgrneyes]

forgot to put a answer so here it is

blue, black and yellow

[dicksbro]

What did the asian girl look like after an encounter with a very excited guy with a wooden dick?

sand, wind, and sunshine

[horseman12]

what is a weekend at the beach?


pink, red, and white

[celticangel]

What colours best describe a red~head Scot in SUMMER!!!!!!!


Leather and denim

[horseman12]

what best describes me?



do's, don'ts, who dunnits

[txgrneyes]

What is "A book on Life and Love by txgrneyes...?" the book i have always wanted to write.

shinney red lips, a glass of beer, and bluejeans.

[horseman12]

what is you, me, and whats being throwed in thr corner?



coffee, tea, or me

[txgrneyes]

if i must choose---i would say you.

one, two or three times?

[south]

what is a "lady"?

Micro drive

[dicksbro]

A really tired guy trying to get it on with his lady.

Hard work

[me_carl]

what has never killed anyone

biker babes

[south]

Who is most likely to have a kick-starter on their vibrator?

Hogs and Hardtails

[dicksbro]

What do you call a Harley with an experienced call girl on it?

Chicken and Rice

[celticangel]

whats the best cure for a hang over?


three day old beef curry

[dicksbro]

What is "curdled cow?"

chocolate syrup

[txgrneyes]

What is "what taste good no matter where you put it?"


sweet and sticky

[Tess]

What is the result of eating pussy covered with honey?


long, and loose, and full of juice

[dicksbro]

What is a bottle of Sunny Delight rolling down a hill?

Fruit of the Loom

[txgrneyes]

What is your the commercial with all the fruit in it?

glass, tea and ice

[Steph]

What are the three perfect things for someone who just finished mowing the lawn?

beer, bras, bong

[Tess]

What are three things you place your mouth on and suck?


Bush, Colin, Dick

[dicksbro]

What words do Republicans use when reciting part of their ABC's (or BCD's in this case)? :D

Stop, look and listen

[txgrneyes]

What is " Rubbernecken"....


grass, fireants, and spiders

[south]

What tickles your bottom when you are "engaged" in outdoor activities?

Bathed in it, showered in it, and rolling in it

[skipthisone]

What is beer good for?

A potatoe, a toothpick and some turtle wax

[dicksbro]

What is a "Mr. Potato Head" turned Ninja turtle but with funds for only the most primitive of weapons?

Mr. Clean.

[south]

Whaaaaaaaaaa! haa-so "Dicksbro-son" You will feel the wrath of potato fists of fury!!!! and now back to our game.....

What do you call a guy who feels obliged to lick his cum out of his girls pussy just because it looks too messy?

Janitor in a drum.

[dicksbro]

LOL@south while dodging the mighty potato fists of fury. :D :D

What do you call a musical maintenance engineer?

Your helpful hardward man.

[txgrneyes]

What is "who i can watch while doing honey do's around the house?"

a phone, alot of beer and a quarter and dime

[dicksbro]

What are family things ... something for her, something for him, and something for the two kids?

Like a rock.

[txgrneyes]

What is " the way my daughter sleeps" and the way i wish i could?


plain white envelopes

[dicksbro]

What is the reason for mail being returned to sender?

Snap, crackle and pop!

[south]

What do you hear when you give oral sex to a virgin with a mouth full of "pop rocks"?

natural hair bristle.

[dicksbro]

What was the reason the porcipine wasn't considered "snugglily?"

Monday, Monday.

[south]

What is "can't trust that day?" ( moday's just turned out that way...that cause every other day, every other day of the week is fine oh yeah but when it comes to mondays...)

Black Friday

[dicksbro]

What do you call it when the lights go out just before the weekend?

Sugar and spice.

[denny]

What are IAKG's PM's?

Red Hot

[dicksbro]

What's a good way to describe Pixie ladies?

Good morning.

[txgrneyes]

Thank you Dicksbro from all of us ladies......

What is "What YOU should have after a nite of great sex...?"


a girl, a guy and a computer

[south]

What completes a circuit?

Negative polarity

[dicksbro]

What's a politically correct way to describe "turn-offs?"

Butter Pecan

[Vicious Tease]

(butter pecan ice cream) What's perfect for breakfast on a hot summer Saturday?

well worn chaps

[dicksbro]

What would be a good outfit for the guy to wear at a Bachelorette party?

CFNM

[txgrneyes]

What is " the abbrivation for Can Find New Man! a state of mind every woman needs to have and beleive when alone..?"

on a date: bring flowers or no flowers

[south]

What is the burning question first time "Johns" of high priced call-girls wrestle with?

Bitch Slap or Love Tap

[dicksbro]

What are two approaches for getting a partner's attention ... one when wanting the balls licked and one when wanting the balls kicked. Guess which is which.

Sunny skies, light breeze, and a soft blanket.

[me_carl]

What are 3 great things for setting the mood for sex outdoors.

Short skirt and sandle season.

(Girls...If you going to wear a short skirt, please don't forget to leave your panties at home!)

[dicksbro]

What is the one thing that keeps guys from going to the upper level of two story malls; and, what is the other thing that gets people with a foot fetish all hot and bothered?

SALE!

[me_carl]

what is the four letter word that can start a female stampede at the mall.

Mocha flavored coffee

[dicksbro]

What is it called when coffee just isn't coffee anymore?

Hot crossed buns.

[txgrneyes]

What is " What your buns looks and feels like after Lilith has spanked you all night long in a criss cross patern?"


ooooohhhhhh, aaaaaawwwwww, and "oh shit"

[dicksbro]

What's said after a passionate session when someone turns the light on and you realize you're with the wrong partner. :)

Hippity Hop Hippity Hop

[txgrneyes]

What is the sound Peter Cotton Tail makes when he comes hoppin down the bunny trail?"

red,blue,yellow,and green

[grotochp]

what are the colors on twister

Who said I love the smell of Naplam in the morning and what movie is it from

[dicksbro]

I really don't know, but was it Robin WIlliams and a line from Good Morning Vietnam?

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.

[south]

What are the first lines of the MadHatter followed by"my girl didn't wait, she has gone now and I have to masturbate!"

tadpole.

[dicksbro]

What is a small penis called?

smooth and creamy

[south]

What is one of the varieties of penisbutter? (Peanut butter) smooth creamy chunky and extra chunky

Stubble Lick'en

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is a slang term for carpet munching?


stiff but flexible

[chrisrsnow]

How does your Girlfriend refer to your manhood when talking to her friends?



"Tastes Like Chicken"

[darkmanx]

the universal answer when one tries something new

"horny as hell"

[dicksbro]

What's the toad's signature? :D

Hopping mad.

[south]

What was peter rabbit when he found the Easter Bunny in his hutch doing the bunny bounce with his wife?

sodium vapor

[dicksbro]

What's the polite way to refer to the fishman's salty smell?

Two for one

[south]

What is the clinical expression for a hermaphrodite?

Thong Buster

[dicksbro]

What phrase do you use to call someone a fat ass at a church social?

Land of sky blue waters

[txgrneyes]

What is a relection of the sky in a lake called?


coffee, tea, or me

[campingboy]

What is a touch choice. Love my coffee.

What is Hawaiian Kona?

[dicksbro]

What do the islanders put their ice cream in?

ballet shoes

[south]

what is the last thing mistress crammed up the tu-tu wearing sissy boy's ass?

a slip, a pole and a rope

[dicksbro]

What makes for a sexy, Texan, cattle herding scarecrow?

Flatlander

[south]

What is the term for a member of a nomadic tribe of large bosom fearing men?

spermburper

[dicksbro]

What do you call a "protein upper?"

Koolaid

[south]

What is a dildo that has been placed in the 'fridge?

fingered by the mob.

[dicksbro]

What is group masturbation?

An Army of One.

[campingboy]

What is battle fatigue?

What is a sailboat race without wind?