Jepoardy is now playing....

[txgrneyes]

what is a good time to "make the boat rock"?


red hot disk

[south]

what when made of metal leaves a nasty welt and the stink of burning flesh?

Red hot poker

[dicksbro]

What is a pig on the rotisserie ... oh, you said poker not porker. Close enough. :D

For whom the bell tolls

[south]

Who is it that a bell fishes with??...Oh, you said tolls not trolls....er is that close enough?

Red Badge of Courage.

[denny]

What did I get when I gave her what she wanted at that special time?

Dingleberry.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What grows on Dingle Trees?


Direct Deposit

[dicksbro]

What results from riding bareback?

Speed Zone Ahead

[denny]

Jackrabbit pace will earn you this.

Splat!

[txgrneyes]

What is the sound cum makes when hitting the wall, a body or something?

a little red light bulb that blinks...

[dicksbro]

How can you tell a truly fast prostitute?

Amtrak

[south]

What is the most common nickname given to a girl who loves to "pull a train"?

Little red caboose

[denny]

What do you call Lixy's avatar at that time of the month?

Unwavering Loyalty

[dicksbro]

What do you call the observer of Lixy's avatar at that time of the month? :D :D

Sensitivity

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is a highly prized trait in the male of the species by the female of the species?


BLT

[Aqua]

What is an abbreviation for Big Long Tongue in a personal ad?

A Nonstop flight

[txgrneyes]

what is the feeling I have "When I am HIGH on life?"

long red nails

[dicksbro]

What did the prostitute put on her outside wall because she couldn't find a red light bulb?

Toenail clippers

[south]

What instrument is used to perform a female circumcision?


Packed House

[dicksbro]

What is double vagional penetration.

Soft and chewy.

[Sugarsprinkles]

How would you describe the breasts of all the Pixie's ladies?


Biscuits and gravy

[dicksbro]

What's one way to refer to cum-covered breasts?

Big Sky Country.

[south]

Where is it that the men are men and the sheep are nervous?

deep sheep

[dicksbro]

What does it mean when you step in something and it goes "BAA?"

pink pussy

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would my cats look like if I shaved all their fur off?


Banana pudding

[dicksbro]

What could happen if a nude guy stood too close to a blender?

Oil change

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would you need to do if your S/O became allergic to your current lube of choice?


Olives, pickles, and whipped cream

[dicksbro]

What are three condiments that go with Lixy's sardines and mustard?

Howdy Dowdy

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did I say when I saw dicksbro's new avatar?


Flubadub

[dicksbro]

What's the proper greeting for rubber duckies found floating in your bath water?

Fly the Friendly Skies

[Steph]

How do you join the Mile High Club?


Sitting in the morning sun

[Murphy]

What's your favorite way to have her?

Manny, Moe and Jack.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who were the Three Stooges before Larry and Curly were hired?




Green Eggs and Ham

[dicksbro]

What are the first clues breakfast won't be what you thought.

A chicken in every pot.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's the preferred alternative to "Pot in every Chicken"?


Cumming avatars

[dicksbro]

What's one way to reach a visual completion.

Jumping beans

[south]

What is the new idenity that the Mexican Jumping Beans assumed after making it across the border in order to alude the INS?

Cheba!

[txgrneyes]

What is the beginning of the word for the wookie in Star Wars...

You know Chebaca.


sugar and strawberrys

[dicksbro]

What are good toppings for waffles and oral sex?

peanut butter and jelly

[south]

What makes a woman who can't cook irresitable?

digital age

[kleclere]

What is moving from vhs porn to DVD porn.

Lilith

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is every man at Pixie's fantasy?


Happy, happy, Joy, joy!!

[dicksbro]

What does a stuttering guy say to his wife, Joy, when she asks if he's happy or sad?

Fore!

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's the best kind of play?


American Idol

[dicksbro]

What does a guy hope his wife/so calls him when she talks to her friends?

Rescue Ranger

[txgrneyes]

What is my night in shining (star) armor?

handyman

[celticangel]

what should every woman have?


chocolate drops

[south]

What is the opposite of a Vanilla Float?

Taco Kisses

[dicksbro]

What is Hersey's planning for it's Mexican market?

pearl necklace

[txgrneyes]

What looks really sexy on a girls neck when she is laying down during sex...?

fish net stockings

[dicksbro]

What's the latest fashion fad for flounder?

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

[txgrneyes]

What is something you can swear to?
(couldn't think of any thing clever)

"I swear, I swear I did not do it!!!!"

[dicksbro]

What did I say to my wife when she saw me drooling over Pixie pics?

Here he comes, to save the day!

[Steph]

Who is Mighty Mouse?

the excuse I gave for standing him up

[dicksbro]

What does the "E" on the gas gauge stand for?

Fourscore and seven ...

[txgrneyes]

What is "how long has it been since I met a gentleman in person"?


A,B,C, and D

[Steph]

What are the choices I make for hitting on the men in the pictures threads?

Voulez-vouz couchez avec moi?

[dicksbro]

What is a question beginning with the letter "V"?

Happy Days are Here Again

[south]

What is the Opie Cunningham story titled?

cock-lock

[dicksbro]

What would you call a "male chastity belt?"

Right of passage

[south]

What is one of the rights associated with an open marriage?

No Trespassing

[dicksbro]

What is the sign used to say, "No Threesomes Beyond This Point?"

Pony Ride

[south]

What does mistress call it when she wants to play Lady Godiva?

“Mane”-man

[dicksbro]

What's another way to say, "Hairy Dude?"

The Big Easy

[south]

what do you call a BBW Nymphomaniac?

skinny minnie

[dicksbro]

What was Mickey's girlfiend called after a week with Richard Simmons?

"His Master's voice"

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is all it takes to turn a gay submissive on?


"One for All and All for One!"

[dicksbro]

What was the orgy's motto?

Better late than never

[txgrneyes]

What is better that not at all?


light buttons and a buzz

[south]

To what did the co-ed attribute flaunting her breasts at Mardi Gras?

Disc Space

[dicksbro]

What did the flying saucer call it's turf

Giant economy size

[south]

What do hardcore dedicated fisters call a 55-gallon drum of Crisco?

Elbow deep

[dicksbro]

What the arm calls it when it's waxing philsophical.

Morning News

[south]

What is that first moment of recognition after a night of hard partying called?

Bed Wetter

[Sugarsprinkles]

What do you call someone who has to pull out just as he cums?


Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows

[dicksbro]

What do you call love's afterglow?

beer and pretzels

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's a euphemism for lubricant and trying new positions?


Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Prince Charming

[south]

Who first coined the phrase "magic dust"?

dwarf or elves

[dicksbro]

What is it when just a little horniness will do do ya?

Finger lickin' good.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is mutual masturbation?


Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake..........

[skipthisone]

What is the sick game I play?

Tittle tattle too

[dicksbro]

What did Y.A. do to his brothers and sisters when he was little.

Free at last.

[south]

What 3 words are MLK and OJ Simpson best know for?

prime meridian

[dicksbro]

What do you call the first climax?

Sky's the limit

[south]

To what distance can Superman shoot his load?

lick or stick

[dicksbro]

Why do you want warm metal dildos and not frozen ones?

Bakers Dozen

[south]

What is the record number of cream puffs filled by the perverted pastry chef with one orgasm?

Carbon Dating

[dicksbro]

What leads to new coal sources?

Vive le Frace

[south]

Since our disagreement with France happened, what is now the politically correct explicitive to use in instead of the old Vive le France?

slit, bit and lit

[dicksbro]

What are three rhyming words that no one's found a good question for? :D

Friday the 13th

[south]

What is a cheezy slasher film with a ton of teen clevage?

Nookie

[dicksbro]

What was the word used to name the planned x-rated version of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb?

Bi-sexual

[Sugarsprinkles]

What do you call it when you purchase sex toys on line?


Dust Buster

[south]

what do you call a man who forces virgins to have sex with him in the attic?

small bites

[Sugarsprinkles]

How did Dracula teach his nephew to be a vampire?


Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

[dicksbro]

What made the children search for the gold?

halfway to heaven

[Cindy Kim]

What is one well hung guy?

Gluteus Maximus

[dicksbro]

Who was that Roman ass?

Forever young

[Ozling]

Originally posted by dicksbro
Who was that Roman ass?
lmao

who is michael jackson? (he keeps changing himself to look younger or...something...noone knows anymore)

I hate it and hope it dies before I do.

[south]

What is a typical reaction to bad entree at a sushi joint?

Best eaten Raw

[dicksbro]

What did the man tell his inexperienced wife before she performed oral sex on him?

Semper Fi

[south]

what is a worse sounding alternative to Hi-Fi or "High"-Fi

Diamond tiped and/or carbide

[dicksbro]

What determines if you're buying or just renting?

Driven by what's inside

[south]

What motivates a dildo maniac?

220

[txgrneyes]

how many volts power a plug in vibrator?


oooooohhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[Goddess_X]

What is The Universal Moan of Pleasure?



10 inches

[speedy]

what every woman wants?

dark and wet

[south]

what is the condition of typical consumer of the new Luther Vandross album?

"rocking about with your cock out"

[dicksbro]

What do you call pebble hunting in a nudist resort?

Finding Nemo

[south]

what is the oppsite of finding som'mo? (some more)

sweet, sticky and creamy

[Urlryn]

Q : How do you like your ice creams ?

A: I don't know, 12 ?

[south]

at what age do pedophiles start looking for new girlfriends?

high wire

[dicksbro]

What do you call that infernal string to the ceiling light when you're trying to get romantic?

Charmin Tissues

[south]

What has enhanced more pre-teen bosom than puberty?

The results of a frustrating date

[dicksbro]

What do you call a good night without a kiss?

Sing a song of sixpence

[Goddess_X]

What is the International Exchange Rate for my Opinions??


Bubblebath and Candles

[skipthisone]

What is a good start on the road to knob polishing..

Leather, long hair and boots

[Urlryn]

How do you imagine Lillith ?

I don't mind as long as it is hard.

[dicksbro]

What did the man say about feeding bread to the ducks?

We have crossed the Rubicon.

[south]

How did the Rubicon get so angry?

Spit and Polish

[dicksbro]

What did the Saliva and Earwax call their first album?

We're number 1 in the number 2 business.

[Goddess_X]

What is the lamest Port-o-Potty slogan out there? :D


Get a better body in 2 weeks...

[dicksbro]

What did the mortician trainee ask Igor for two weeks before his birthday?

The softer side of Sears.

[south]

What is the title of the new erectile disfunction coping manual?
sub titled what to do when you can't get your falty hardware returned

Smoke screens and other distractions

[dicksbro]

What happens when your partner has buck teeth, bad breath and a terrible farting problem?

Love me tender

[Ozling]

said the meat to the butcher?


and you shall shed tears of scarlet

[dicksbro]

What the juice maker said to the tomato?

It's morning and time to get up.

[south]

What does an Old Norwegian baker say to his "morning loaf", prior to swallowing Viagria?

"This mortal coil"

[skipthisone]

What does a snake call his woman

Tickle bickle bock

[dicksbro]

What did the drunk mouse say running up the clock?

Get along little doggie.

[south]

What is getting by by getting back?

Fire.

[Glyndwr]

What is the only thing hotter than a pixies lady?

Dolcellatte and banana

[Lilith]

What is an interesting combo for sex toys????



plumbers and watermelons

[dicksbro]

What's another way to describe tit fucking?

Singing the blues.

[Goddess_X]

What Mickey did when he found out Minnie was doing Goofy.

thread and tweezers.

[dicksbro]

What do you need when you want to do only a little posting?

Dereliction of duty

[Glyndwr]

What is it when the pixie's ladies don't post a new naked pic everyday?

"You can't bring that in here"

[fzzy]

What is what the usher says to Glyndwr when he has his dragon in tow.

cinnamon and syrup

[Glyndwr]

What are fzzy's 'pet names' for her breasts?

Peeping through the keyhole

[fzzy]

(you be very bad!! I think fzzy cinnamon and syrups sounds a bit like a lab experiment gone bad! LOL)

How did the exhibitionist explain that key hole shaped indentation on his peeping pecker!?

Solid, firm, thrashing on tiptoes.

[Glyndwr]

What was the name of the Law company in Charles Dickens' last novel?

Aardvark's testicles

[dicksbro]

What's another name for a hard-nosed softie?

Seven come eleven.

[Glyndwr]

What was the highlight of Snow White's Birthday Party Fuck Fest?

Ship in a bottle

[south]

What did the surgeon need a forceps to remove from the "sub's" poopdeck after the "Admirals' Ball" at the S&M club?

Hydrant

[dicksbro]

What do you call a doggie leg rest?

Squeeze the Charmin

[Goddess_X]

How do you make a crabby-ass conservative grin??

Squeeze the charm-in :D


Ho-Hos n Ding-Dongs

[speedy]

what are things found at a stag party?

asses n elbows

[south]

What is a clusterfuck?

drilling and grilling

[speedy]

what is an outdoors orgy in texas?

flicks and licks

[south]

What is the school motto inscribed under the coat of arms at the Cunnilingus Academy?

HeadMaster

[dicksbro]

What is the chief of the Borneo jungle tribe called?

Sticky fingers

[south]

What is the best of all the Stones Albums?

gooey mess

[dicksbro]

What was the result of our 2-year old granddaughter's first attempt at making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Rest Area

[Glyndwr]

Where's the most crowded place in Lilith's dungeon?

candle wax & string

[fzzy]

What are essential tools to "torture" nipples with?

bubble gum ice cream and bobbie socks.

[dicksbro]

What are three things you might have at a picnic that, two of which, you don't want to accidently sit on.

Fireworks, music, friends

[south]

What are three things that you might have at a picnic that, two of which, you don't wat to accidently sit on?

Formed by glaciers

[dannyk]

Wherefore came the origin of the word 'frigid'?


A DVD, a VD, and a MD

[south]

What are three "d"'s that you might aquire at college?

"D", "DD", and "DDD"

[dicksbro]

What comes before "E", "EE", and "EEE"?

Smoldering ruins

[south]

What are the hottest type of ruins you can get?

Druid Monks

[dicksbro]

What did the religious artist say he enjoyed doing the most?

Franciscan Friars.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What can you buy in a religious grocery store?


Dutch Masters

[dicksbro]

What do you call porno stars in the Netherlands?

Cuban cigars

[osuche]

What do you call Bill Clinton's favorite sex toy?

Finger lickin' good.

[dicksbro]

What do you call KFC (Kinky Finger Contacts)?

Fair and balanced.

[Sugarsprinkles]

How should you be able to describe breast implants?


Chocolate covered cherries

[Lovediva]

Is how Mindboxer likes his women?

Sugar Bush

[osuche]

Favorite restaurant for lesbians.

Altoids

[dicksbro]

What does the hillbilly say when he's trying to explain something ... "Altoids der was two er three of dem."

Pink Panther

[darogle]

What is Inspector Clousseau nick-named his penis.

glory hole

[dicksbro]

What was a favorite expression for defining new oil wells?

Bic Mac

[south]

What besides the porn classic "queen of the burger joint", has two "allbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheese picklesonionsandasesameseedbun"?

Whopper with cheeze

[dicksbro]

What do you call a gooey big one?

Think small.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did John Holmes' co-stars never have to do.


Moby Dick

[south]

what is the pet name of the "member" of the techno/transe DJ.

call me Ishmal....

[fzzy]

What was Capt Ahab's pet name for his "friend".

Alakazaam and timbuck too!

[dicksbro]

What was the name of two of the members of the MMF threesome?

Fruit of the Loom

[darogle]

What was found soiled in Saddam's palace just after the bombing started?

hay loft

[kleclere]

What is having a hay fight?

inside out

[denny]

What happens to her during our most intense lovemaking.

upside down

[dicksbro]

What is one of the most difficult positions for making love?

It's the real thing.

[south]

What sort of thing is the result of a do it yourself at home silicone penis casting kit?

Wirehaired or shaggy

[kleclere]

What is both the names Scooby Doo has for Shaggy?

Divine sex

[Sugarsprinkles]

Why did Hugh Grant get arrested?


Ebony and Ivory

[south]

What are things come "Planked" and "Horny"


A good habit gone bad....(or is that Hobbit)

[denny]

What is Sharniqua's obsession with all things having to do with elvenfolk.

Jenna Jameson

[south]

What movie star would be most likely to get the "pole positon" at a celeberity charity auto race?

duck and cover.

[fzzy]

What is Daffy in a trench coat ... with the occassional FLATTSSH (trying to do my best Daffy Duck lisp) :)

peppermint icecubes

[dicksbro]

Whats the next think I'd love to see Lilith melt in a picture thread? ;)

butter mints

[WildIrish]

What do you do after toasting mints?

crabgrass

[denny]

What plant do I name after my wife?

lubricous

[dicksbro]

What word did the sexy girl use to describe her car after it got an oil change?

It's Miller time.

[denny]

What time does DB think it is?

pheromones

[dicksbro]

What do heroes use for money?

broadband

[Bad_Shrek]

what is the fastest way to get porn off the net?


the danish hate to see it leave!

[dicksbro]

Why the sobbing when the pastry truck pulled away?

Soldier of fortune

[south]

What sort of "weed" do fish smoke"

Tang

[denny]

What is the most hideous drink ever devised?

viagra

[dicksbro]

What was secret ingredient the soda company was going to use in their new "Mount and Do" soft drink?

The Big Red One.

[south]

which animal cock did the horny farmgirl like best?

leafy and lush

[dicksbro]

What did the bluejay get for an answer when he asked his mate what kind of a nest she wanted?

Hot crossed buns

[kleclere]

What you get after Lilith gets done with you.

Creme filled donuts

[dicksbro]

What led to the expression, "A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do." :D

Tough titties.

[osuche]

What using nipple clamps too often will result in?

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[dicksbro]

What did the goose say to the frisky gander about getting goosed?

A penny saved is a penny earned.

[south]

What might an economic deflation might cause us to believe?

"Doughnuts to Dollars"

[Lovediva]

What is Tim Horton's making smaller doughnuts and charging a buck for them?


Slippery when wet.

[dicksbro]

What was the excuse for not completing the handjob?

Tongue tied.

[darogle]

What the winner of the National Cunnilingus Championship was when he accepted his trophy.

Hog tied.

[dicksbro]

What did the BDSM Sow do with her Porker when he didn't poke her on time?

Buffet style.

[south]

How do they serve creampies at an orgy?


compressed air and lots of hose

[kleclere]

What are the favorite toys of the world's blow job champ.

Making of a porn movie

[rattlerz28x]

What is something i would like to do?? (my first post i think)

someone you want to make love to

[txgrneyes]

Who is everyone at pixies....

good clean fun

[Puddykate]

what is a hot tub party?

green and lumpy

[dicksbro]

What happened to the food left overnight after the orgy? Yuck.

Putting your foot down.

[denny]

Why IAKG is kneeling in front of me.

[dicksbro]

With no follow-on statement, what would you guess denny and IAKG are doing?

I won't look ....










much. :)

[south]

What did the peeping tom say to the girl scout troop as they got ready to go to swimming lessons?

the show me state.

[WildIrish]

What state will I be in on IAKG's 15000th post?

Red Rubber Ball

[south]

how do you stop a sub from yelping while being put through their paces?

Smoke on the water.

[WildIrish]

What is a bong filled with just before a deep breath?

stained sheets

[ryker]

What are good things to have if you are with someone?

lime Jello

[Sugarsprinkles]

What does green edible underwear turn into when it gets wet?


Dental floss

[dicksbro]

What did the extrovert use as the string on her G-String?

Mashed potatoes

[south]

What is rumored as Oscar Wilde's first documented sexual encounter?

"Of mice and gay men"

[dicksbro]

What's the rumored titled for a new fall TV series?

One Hung Low

[south]

who was the star in the 1973 porno epic from China "Long One Dragon"

meatwagon

[dicksbro]

LMAO South. That's marvelous! :D :D :D

What do you use when a jockstrap just isn't enough?

[denny]

meatloaf

[dicksbro]

What is "flacid?"

superior

[south]

what is the name of one of the great lakes? or is that hUron....I have trouble with lakes I am better at moving water.....

Mississippi or the Big Muddy.

[celticangel]

Name two milk based cocktails?


Snowflakes in the dessert

[dicksbro]

What do you call dandruff on a bald man?

Cheese fries.

[south]

what happens when it gets above 100 degrees in Green Bay?

Head Check

[dicksbro]

Why does the doctor put that little light up to your ear?

Flat feet.

[south]

What is Arch Enemy #1?

A Toe Injection

[Ozling]

What is the night stand in the darkness?

Superkalafragulisticexpialadocias

[south]

What sort of Doscias does Mary Poppins enjoy while gettin head?

..."Looking for soul food and a place to eat"...

[dicksbro]

Where is the soup kitchen?

Looking over a four-leaf clover.

[south]

What happens when you fuck in a bed of shamrocks?

low torque velocity

[kleclere]

What you get with a very slow relaxing fuck.

two black eyes

[Sugarsprinkles]

What does a Peeping Tom risk if he gets caught?


Cake and ice cream

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is a Favorite Desert?


Rhythm Nation

[dicksbro]

What would we be called if everybody made love to the same music?

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women

[south]

What is the feminist reprise to "guitars, cadilliacs and hillbilly music"?

barstool logic

[dicksbro]

When you see a piece of furniture that get's real smart while you're having a beer, do you sit on it?

The softer side of Sears.

[south]

what does Sears call it's flacid penis?

"Yes it looks cool, but now I have to sit down when I pee."

[dicksbro]

What did the TS say looking in the mirror after his ... er ... the surgery healed?

"Oh, no, it's gonna blow!"

[south]

what is the primary danger in putting your penis into a swimming pool's filter intake hole during a drunken skinny dip?

"a pillow biter"