Jepoardy is now playing....

[kleclere]

What is asked when you have an erection?

keep the change

[dicksbro]

What the cheap patron said to the prostitute?

It's time for dinner.

[kleclere]

What is asked when you have a naked lady lieing in front of you?

eat up

[dicksbro]

What is the answer you hope for when the lady in front of you is naked and you ask what she'd like from you?

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

[kleclere]

What a nice wet pussy brings from a man's lips?

heavenly

[dicksbro]

What does the man think about when he encounters a nice, wet pussy?

Delightful

[kleclere]

What a man thinks when a gorgeous lady is with him?

chocolate sauce

[musicman]

what is good on ice cream or a sexual partner?

killing me softly

[kleclere]

What a guy thinks as he is pressed deeply into a big set of breasts?


does this make me look big

[dicksbro]

What did the under endowed guy say about the magnifying glass?

Baby, it's cold outside.

[musicman]

what do guys say when they come home drunk and their wives kick them out?

body and soul

[dicksbro]

What two words describe your addiction level to Pixies?

Fantasy Island

[musicman]

What is the place where I could be alone with ALL the pixie's ladies?

the plane boss the plane

[dicksbro]

What is an autopilot?

Sugar and fat free.

[musicman]

what is sex?

yeah baby!

[dicksbro]

What is a guys standard reaction to any hint sex may be in the plans?

Is is bedtime yet?

[musicman]

what do you say when you've had a truly horrible day?

kicking n screaming

[dicksbro]

What is one possible reaction to excessive tickling?

going up

[south]

What do elevator operators call their on the job intimate relationships?

Name the common expression pictured here...

http://www.stilemedia.com/?id=8b6e0

[Steph]

What is a fruit roll-up?


Devil in the blue dress

[WildIrish]

What's my nickname in chat? ha ha

Sore nuts

[dicksbro]

What are jock straps designed to prevent?

true blue friend

[kleclere]

What you find when a friend isn't breathing.

finger licking good

[south]

Just exactly how and where does a good Dom lets her sub lick next after she tires of having her toes and ass licked good?

Corpulent twat

[dicksbro]

What is the past tense for obese twit?

Luscious lush

[kleclere]

What is a drunk beautiful lady.

Lust or love

[musicman]

what is the choice between a short term and a long term relationship?

boats and oceans

[Miss Behavin']

What are two things you should avoid if you get seasick?

from the chandelier

[musicman]

where is a cool place to hang from during erotic sex?

bearskin rugs and a fireplace

[south]

What does a libidinous interior decorator insist that all home are decorated with?

It is often called the "ass hole" of the planet.

[dicksbro]

What is another term for worldly crap?

Sunrise ... Sunset.

[musicman]

Did someone start singing Fiddler on the Roof?

jokers wild

[south]

what is a game preserve?

Scent of a woman

[musicman]

what is the most beautiful scent on earth?

ooooh-ahhhhh

[dicksbro]

What were part of the lyrics from the song, "Purple People Eater?" Oooo ... eeee ... OOOOH-AHHHH ahhhh, etc.

Excuse me ....

[musicman]

why? did you fart?

jambalaya

[dicksbro]

What did they say when they were asked what balaya jam is?

Tootie Fruitie

[south]

What do bigots call a gay trumpet player?

Covering on average 12cm it is the largest opening on the human body.

[kleclere]

What is a pleasant place to visit on the human body.

chocolate covered cherries

[dicksbro]

What are sweets for my sweety's sweetness?

Honey ... are you busy right now?

[kleclere]

What is said when DB is horny?

Coming of age

[south]

What is 11,12,13 &14 in the states of Kentucky, West Virgina, Arkansas and Mississippi respectivly?

The Breeder Cup

[kleclere]

What is awarded to all the Pixies member.

More than a hand full.

[dicksbro]

What happens when you don't get taken care of for a while?

Sunday funnies.

[south]

What is late saturday night sex on Nitrous Oxide?

Coal Furnace

[kleclere]

What you have when you lady is extremely hot for you?

sticky fingers

[south]

What has both Bitch and Brown Sugar?

Gin and Vermouth

[dicksbro]

What are two of the major food group .... supplements? :)

Tales of the sea.

[south]

What sort of story is bound to contain graphic detail of both Seamen and Semen.

With a Halliard and a Mainsheet

[dicksbro]

What are nautical rope terms that could be used in some sexual games?

Tightrope walker

[musicman]

what do people do when they are trying to sort out a difficult situation?

hell or high water

[south]

What along with "in her mouth" "all over her tits" and "accidently in your trousers" is a way to come?

A doggie "Lipstick"

[dicksbro]

What is it most young female dogs want from their owners, but almost never get?

Tiger paws.

[south]

What phrase did Roy's tiger mistake for "Tiger!, Pause!"?

Mauled

[musicman]

what is what happens to a guy when his woman is rarin' to go?

red licorice

[dicksbro]

What can be used as a tasty rope in bondage games?

Soul music.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would be a good description of church music?



Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

[rockintime]

What's Gary Larson's Dom fantasy?


Jury of your peers

[dicksbro]

A jury of my peers? OMG ... what is meant by "sincere sympathy?" :D :D

Home is where the heart is.

[kleclere]

What is where you find many are yearning for.

Piece of mind

[dicksbro]

What do you look for when you feel like you've lost yours? :D

Baby, it's cold outside. :(

[south]

In December in NY, At 4am in a sleazy cold motel room, what is the reason most often given for a guy not wanting to have his cock taken from a warm mouth who's owners jaw is aching?

Trim and fit.

[dicksbro]

Mama mia! What a boner?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

[south]

In the Porno industry, What do the pubic hairstylists call doing a man's cut rather than a ladies cut?

"binomial curious"

[dicksbro]

What is minimal interest in the bi-sexual lifestyle called?

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

[south]

What is the call that starts the Indianaopolis Dildo Vibrator 500?
"them's some slick machines!"

Girly Goo

[musicman]

what is the crap on my counter that only my wife knows what to do with???

sleigh ride

[dicksbro]

What do you call it when you've "over-lubed?"

Jingle bells

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is it when men do aerobics and don't wear a jock-strap?



White Christmas

[dicksbro]

What do you call it when the man climax's on December 25th?

mistletoe

[south]

Underneath what is the best place in the whole wide world to take out your penis?

EggNog and Head bob

[Booger]

a fun christmass eve


time on your hands and nothing to do

[osuche]

What's the chief motivation for visiting Pixies?

Wearing nothing but a smile

[SuccubusKitty]

What do many Pixies have on in their pictures?


sears catalog

[south]

Where do you go for trusty Craftsman hardware to satisfy your dark desire to experience the softer side of Sears?

The Underwear Taste Test

[Sugarsprinkles]

How does PantyFanatic grade women?







Long Distance Love Affair

[musicman]

what is torture on the heart?

one night stand

[osuche]

WHat do I have on my side of the bed?

Nothing but a horn.

[WildIrish]

How does a unicorn respond to "What's on your mind?"

Chili dog with cheese

[osuche]

WHat is a Cincinnatian's fastest method to achieve a heart attack?

Just a stick of gum

[Tess]

What does it take to get the cum taste out of your mouth?


The Red Baron

[south]

what did mistress call my trussed up cock before it became "Blue Beard"?

the frozen food section of your grocers

[Tess]

Where is the best place to keep your corn dog hard?


Poppin' Fresh

[musicman]

what is my cock's constant reaction to the beautiful and sexy women who post here?

ho ho ho green giant

[south]

what become of 3 destitue urban amazons?

high fructose corn syrup

[Tess]

What do you get when you mix marijuana and fructose corn syrup?


The Pit of Despair

[osuche]

What is another name for the landscaping in my back yard?

Pickles and ice cream.

[rockintime]

what's the most accurate pregnancy test kit?


Foreign affairs

[dicksbro]

What do you call trans-border sexual liaisons?

Kiss and tell

[musicman]

what do gossip rags pay big money for?

up and at em

[dicksbro]

What did the penis say when it saw the panties come off?

All aboard.

[kleclere]

What is said with a lady spread eagle on the bed.

Good to the last drop.

[musicman]

what is the outcome of the best blow job you've ever received?

jumpin' jehosephat! (sp?)

[dicksbro]

What did Zorro, the Gay Blade, do when he saw Jehoshaphat laying on his tummy with his butt stuck up in the air?

The man from La Mancha

[south]

After a stong wind blew some letters from the Marquee...What did the sign outside the gay bar proclaim of the new starring act?

"mirror, mirror, on the wall...."

[dicksbro]

What did they do with the mirrored ceiling when the earthquake tipped the house on it's side?

Peter Piper picked a peck...

[south]

What are pickeled peckers? (or is that just a 30% saline solution in his cock pumping cylinder??)

Not too hot, Not too cold, ....

[dicksbro]

How would you describe vaginal temperatures during penetration?

Monkey sees as monkey does ...

[osuche]

How does a circle jerk get started?

Woman who needs a neck massage

[Booger]

who is someone who should come over here


the baker, the butcher and the candle stick maker

[osuche]

Which three men have I *never* kissed?

Green eggs and ham.

[dicksbro]

What did breakfast look like when they let the eggs sit while they went and slaughtered the pig?

Jumping Jehoshaphat.

[skyler_m]

what do you get when you give Jehoshaphat a goose?

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

[osuche]

What is Osuche's mantra?

Friends with benefits...

[dicksbro]

Who are sex professionals offering two for one specials?

Sex in a subway ...

[osuche]

...what is something I've never tried but wanted to?

Look deeply into my eyes

[musicman]

what is a way to get totally lost in ecstasy?

flashing your boss

[osuche]

What is a way to get fired...or propositioned?

Licking your lips

[WildIrish]

What is the best way to savor this mornings sexual experience throughout the day?

A pogo stick.

[dicksbro]

When he said, "We've met then enemy and they is us!", what was he carrying?

OMG! I"m going to cum ... NOW!

[musicman]

what is a phrase not said often enough???

that was fantastic

[dicksbro]

What's a nice thing to say after making love to someone?

Mama mia, that's one spicey meatball!

[south]

what is the result of sticking your testicles in a jar of Jalapeno brine?

taco salad

[dicksbro]

What goes good with a frosty cold Corona?

Swiss bank accounts

[musicman]

what is something I wish I had enough money to worry about?

arc de triomphe

[dicksbro]

What was the grown-up equivalent of an erector set construction project called?

Give me liberty ...

[south]

If a peinis in a speedo could talk what would be it's first words?

Lust in translation.

[osuche]

What is a sexual encounter between an American boy and an Italian woman?

Nutty as a fruitcake

[dicksbro]

What's the perfect compliment for comedians just completing their routine?

Where's the exit?

[osuche]

What is the proper inquiry during a fire drill?

Got it in one

[dicksbro]

What did the blind man say excitedly when he made love to his bride for the first time?

Double your pleasure; double your fun ...

[osuche]

What's a guy's respons when asked if he wants to have sex witht he Wrigley's twins?

Lick the lollipop

[south]

What was going to be the follow up hit to James Brown's "Lickin' Stick"?

Meat Popsicle

[dicksbro]

What product did Oscar Meyer come up with to compete with Popsicles?

She'll be comin' around the mountain ...

[osuche]

She'll be comin' around the mountain ... soon, I hope

WOman on a mission...

[musicman]

what is osuche doing to replace her credit cards?? :(

pissed off at the world

[osuche]

How does Saddam Hussein act?

Tents and huts

[south]

Where were the first brothels of the American West housed?

big meaty and bouncy

[musicman]

what are testicles or boobs?

demure

[dicksbro]

What did it sound like when the gang member told his buddy, "Then you are" in response to the question, "Who's it?"

I'll miss you if you go away ...

[osuche]

WHat did jelly tell peanut butter?

Like fleas on a dog

[south]

what did an ex-girlfriend liken me to when I could not come up with my share of the rent?

"Sweet, Neat and Totally Complete"

[dicksbro]

How would you describe your last lovemaking session?

OMG, it's going to happen!

[musicman]

what is, YES! I got Conan tickets in Toronto? WOOHOO!!!

amazingly enough

[osuche]

What is a phrase that means absolutely nothing in proper English?

Fuck me now

[musicman]

what is the best invitation I have ever had????

holy crabcakes batman!

[Tess]

What would Robin say if Gotham City was in Maryland?


2 fingers and a smile

[dicksbro]

OMG ... this is terrible ...

What did the frostbite victim show after reconstructive surgery?

(Sorry, the devil made me do it. :D)



I love my country!

[Tess]

Geez.... that is cold, DB.... accurate, but cold... LOL

What does G.W. howl when he is making love to the First Lady?


Chinese water torture

[dicksbro]

What did the environmentalist call the Chinese use of the Yantze River?

Gentlement, start your engines.

[Tess]

What phrase gives a NASCAR fan a hard-on?



She meant NOTHING to me.

[musicman]

what is every guy's defence at geeting caught?


slip slidin' away

[dicksbro]

What happens when too much lubricant is used?

Little darlin'

[osuche]

What is a common term of endearment in the south?

My butt is sore!

[Tess]

What do you say the morning after blacking out drunk in a gay biker bar.



Brilliant!

[osuche]

What would one say after looking at Tess' stellar diamond?

Fabulous!

[dicksbro]

What's another name for osuche?

Love's first kiss ...

[south]

What is one of the many things in the world that defy description?

CV joints

[dicksbro]

When the words ran together, what did, "See the joints," sound like?

Popcorn! Peanuts! Crackerjacks!

[osuche]

What are DB's favorite foods at the movies?

Lollipop

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's good to use to practice on when trying to pervect your bj technique?



Lunatic Fringe

[dicksbro]

What's that stuff that hangs down from wild new bedspreads?

How about something to eat?

[osuche]

What did I ask my SO before bedtime last night?

Phone book

[dicksbro]

What would be a good source for wrong numbers?

Good to the last drop.

[south]

What was written on the fuselage of the Enola Gay?

ein hole a gay

[kleclere]

What is said in a german porn shop.

play ball

[dicksbro]

What the young lady said when she first saw his bat and balls. :)

Blue light special

[musicman]

what is a sex special in aisle 13 at kmart?

hit me with your best shot

[south]

What is the translated title of the hottest Bukkake Film in Japan?

"so, a needle pulling thread..."

[thereIam]

What is the wrong way to pierce your nipple. :(

and in the darkness bind them

[south]

What is the twelfth chapter in the Night Vision Goggles manual for combat dedicated to?

”Slowly I turn, step by step”…..

[musicman]

what is what happens to me before I step on toes in dance class?


jello pudding pops

[thereIam]

What is an orgasm on a stick?

repeat application on stubborn stains

[south]

What was Linda Tripp's friendly wash day tip to Monica Lewinsky?

rain, seet or snow

[dicksbro]

What are three things not appreciated when sunbathing?

I'm hungry for sex.

[thereIam]

What is something you will never hear the cookie monster say?

Home and garden party

[dicksbro]

What is it when the house just isn't big enough?

Love Potion # 9

[thereIam]

What is a strawberry daiquiri?

Surgeon Generals warning

[skipthisone]

What does pixies need for PF?

Panties full of posies

[Lilith]

What did Dorothy wake up with when she fell asleep in the poppy field???


6 in one hand , 1/2 a dozen in the other

[dicksbro]

What was the zealous dildo salesperson carrying?

Hop, skip and a jump

[musicman]

what would I do to surprise me wife when jumping into bed with her?


sex drugs and rock & roll

[south]

What is twelve of something??Or is that a dozen? or is that 1/12th of a gross?? I'm so sorry I even started to answer this one.....

Smoke Stack

[dicksbro]

What do you form when the smoke gets too thick to see through?

Pin cushion

[osuche]

WHat's the first thing a nurse in training should practice on?

Fourth of June

[musicman]

what happens when someone is drunk and celebrates 4th of july a month early??

hi lilli hi lo

[dicksbro]

What were the choreographic instructions giving to Lilli when filming the sex scene?

HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL

[musicman]

what is a "loaded" question? (I know - that was horrible)

beavis and butthead

[thereIam]

Who are the leading candidates for President of the United States?

contains flammable gas under pressure

[dicksbro]

What's the biggest risk of eating too many Mexican beans?

Save the last dance for me

[kleclere]

What is said as you pass out from a very drunken evening.


Holy smokes Batman

[musicman]

what is said every time the tobacco tax is raised?

bite me boing boing

[dicksbro]

What did the kangaroo say to an obnoxious wallaby?

Up yours.

[thereIam]

Where is the last place you would expect to find a hot poker? :p

Mirror, mirror on the wall

[musicman]

sorry - gotta go obvious....

who's the fairest of them all???

must've been fun

[dicksbro]

What did the person say after waking up in the middle of a room full of naked sleeping people?

Buy two, get one free.

[Glyndwr]

Why did Lilith and Love Diva grab Lixy chick before heading for the Vibe store?


Crabs on the rocks

[dicksbro]

What might you sometime call the result of drunken sex?

Finished first

[Glyndwr]

What is the motto of the Premature Ejaculation Society?


"Not on my watch!"

[thereIam]

What you say to an elephant before he sits.

Surely you jest.

[dicksbro]

What did Clint Eastwood say when he was asked to become a stand-up comedian.

Would you repeat that?

[skyler_m]

What do women say when guys cum too quickly?

shave and a haircut

[dicksbro]

What techniques are often used on the lower and upper ends of the body respectively?

Get naked ... now!

[jseal]

What did my dom say to me?

Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[thereIam]

What is another term for chili and beer.

Peace in our time.

[dicksbro]

What's the best way to describe those quiet moments following passionate sex?

Elementary my dear Watson

[jseal]

What quote cannot be found in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock
Holmes stories?

A moving violation.

[dicksbro]

What is sex on a bus?

A pearly puddle.

[jseal]

What forms when it rains at the entrance to Heaven?

Identity Theft.

[thereIam]

What Mr. Hyde does to Dr. Jekyll.

Hey diddle diddle.

[dicksbro]

What was Widdle and Fiddle Diddle's first child named?

The cow jumped over the moon

[thereIam]

Name the event that sparked the space race.

E pluribus unum

[jseal]

What is a noble ideal?

The NFL.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What championship will the Detroit Lions never win?





Mrs. Butterworth and the Jolly Green Giant

[dicksbro]

What two product icons were secretly having a sexual relationship?

The die is cast ...

[jseal]

What cube is made of iron?


More than three.

[Sugarsprinkles]

how many is more than a crowd?




Trojan Horse

[thereIam]

Who is to blame when the condom is too large?

A chicken in every pot.

[denny]

What is the Chick-Fil-A motto.

Lighten the load

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's another term for masturbation?



handcuffs and blindfolds

[dicksbro]

What can be used to restrain the aggressor ... or ... er ... aggress the restrainer? :rolleyes:

shoes and socks

[Sugarsprinkles]

What are the first things most people take off before going to bed?





campaign reform

[south]

What is a clever tool to give an incumbent an advantage it can't buy?

Maiden form

[dicksbro]

What did the chastity belt ad theme focus on?

Never on Sunday.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is one of the seven most common excuses not to have sex?




The Michelin Man

[jseal]

What did I see in the mirror?

Buffalo Riders

[AZRedHot]

Whom did I invite over for tremendous amounts of shagging this evening?

The spot behind my knee.

[jseal]

What is the only scrap of virginal flesh on your body?

Eyes Forward.

[AZRedHot]

Where do I try to look when my hot coworker walks in, and fail?

(Excellent question, jseal, by the way--you made me giggle.)

Well....that's certainly different.

[dicksbro]

What did the new guy say when he realized that everyone was nude?

Your fly is open.

[thereIam]

What will you never hear said in a men's rest room?

My ding-a-ling.

[musicman]

how does my wife refer to me when introducing me to her friends?

silly love songs

[dicksbro]

What doesn't the guy want to sing when she's administering fellatio?

Chocolate ice cream.

[thereIam]

Name one dessert that contains absolutely nothing bad for you. :D

The court of world opinion.

[jseal]

What is even less relevant than national courts?


A big fan.

[thereIam]

Name one item essential for a pub that serves beer and pickles eggs.

Come the revolution.

[dicksbro]

What happens when you start something spinning?

You were there.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did his wife say when she suspected he was with another woman?




Mr. Wizard

[jseal]

Who did Mrs. Wizard marry?

Buffalo breath.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is too strong ever for extra-strength Certs?




Shamrock Shake

[jseal]

What does an earthquake in Ireland do?


Slippery when wet.

[dicksbro]

What was the reason given for using the lube?

Shoot for the stars.

[jseal]

What does a Hollywood gunman do?

Hang Ten.

[musicman]

what did the sheriff used to say on mass hanging day in the old west?

honey on toast

[jseal]

What is one of my fantasies about how I could take my Honey?

Gorgeous Slave Driver.

[musicman]

what would make me submit easily?

hell on wheels

[jseal]

What is teaching your children how to ride a two-wheeler?


Three Amigos.

[WildIrish]

What was parked in Joe Isuzu's garage?

Arsenic and old lace

[musicman]

what did they dress a cheating lover in to poison them in the old days?

happy happy joy joy

[jseal]

What is serving my Mistress well?


New cells.

[musicman]

what happens after sex when new life is created?

hogwash

[jseal]

What cleaned the hogs?


State of the art.

[musicman]

what is hanging on the wall of my house? thanks for asking


killer cornflakes

[jseal]

What did the Killer have for breakfast?


Next Big Thing.

[dicksbro]

What did they call it when Big Bird got an erection?

Strawberry blond

[jseal]

What did John, Paul, Heorge, and Rongo find in those Strawberry fields?



8 Mile.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What just reminded me of home?




Motown

[jseal]

What was the nickname given to Detroit (Motor City)?


Wicked and Sinful.

[dicksbro]

What's another way of saying "fun?" ;)

Two bags full.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What was the result of taking two old hags out to lunch?




How Sweet it is........