Good News, Bad news

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that someone will start complaining that so-in-so isn't doing their fair share. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that the complainer and the slacker will be the same person, who will experience public humiliation as a result.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that they often just leave the project after they complain but before it's discovered that they're the slacker.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that we can then have fun talking behind their backs.

[dicksbro]

The bad news I'll keep think of that saying they taught me as a kid, "If you can't say something nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all." :(

[GusAspar]

The good news is, we Pixies can always think of something nice to say about each other!

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that not everyone we meet is a Pixie. :(

[dicksbro]

The good news is that over time many will find Pixies-Place and join us. :wish:

[jseal]

The bad news is that there are HEAPS of leaves I must rake up!

[dicksbro]

The good news is that a good strong breeze could eliminate the heaps.

[jseal]

The bad news is that the strong breeze came from Dearsweet; the leaves are now all swept up.

[Pita]

The good news is that most of my Christmas shopping for the kid is DONE!!! :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we still have a little more to do to help ol' Santa out a bit.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that Christmas will soon be over.

[Pita]

The bad news is that it's almost time for the dreaded New Year's resolution, which I will surely vow to do and then break by week two.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that knowing you'll break the resolutions, you may be able to skip creating any in the first place. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that someone always cons you into making some stupid resolution that you really don't mean.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that maybe they're happy thinking they got you to make the resolution.

[jseal]

The bad news is that one of the cats just barfed on the carpet! :(

[Pita]

The good news is that I got the majority of my Christmas shopping done. :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we still have to set up our Christmas tree. :(

[Pita]

The good news is that he wrapped presents that have my name on them!! :cheerlead

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I've still got to wrap the presents I've bought.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is we've still got nearly three weeks.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that time goes by way too fast. :(

[jseal]

The good news is that there may be somethin' sthpethal under the tree, just for me!

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that I've got to put my own special stuff under my own tree.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that means you'll get what you want. :)

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that I don't have much money to spend on myself.

[dicksbro]

The good news is ... well ... there's got to be some somewhere. :(

[PantyFanatic]

In that case, the good news is she'll get EXACTLY what she wants. ;)

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is no money means no presents. :(

[Coaster]

The good news is NO credit card bills!

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that the credit card is overdrawn.

[jseal]

The good news is that tomorrow is Christmas.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we didn't get our white Christmas. :(

[jseal]

The good news is that we will be meeting one of my brothers and his wife for dinner this evening.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that after complaining we didn't get a white Christmas ... it started snowing and now we've got about 8 inches on the ground. What is it they say, be careful what you wish for, you may get it. :(

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is I will be getting my new computer a lot earlier than I expected. :cheerlead

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is the reason I'm getting it early. :fix:

[jseal]

The good news is that Dearsweet's cold seems to be easing.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the cold outside is worse today than yesterday (-7F :( )

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that it keeps away the riff-raff.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the snow isn't melting. :(

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is the snow WILL melt ................. in April .............. maybe.

[AngelicVampires]

The bad news is...it just keeps snowing...and snowing...and...

[pinkFlames]

The good news is it's a warm sunny 28C (82F) here.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I'm not there. ^^^^

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that your winter won't last forever.

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is it only seems like winter will last forever at the first of January.

[Pita]

The good news is that I really love my job. :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that so many people aren't lucky enough to have jobs they enjoy. :(

[pinkFlames]

The good news is I got to swim at the beach last night.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the below zero weather made the water hard. :(

[Pita]

The good news is that it's supposed to finally start to warm up this week.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that it's way too "warm" here already.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the seasons do change.

[jseal]

The bad news is that another Christmas season hs passed.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you can begin saving up for the next one.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that it's difficult to save when your bills come to more than your income.

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is next month has fewer days to spread the money over. :nod:

[Anglosaxon]

The Bad News is next month has the credit card bills for this month

[dicksbro]

The good news is when you get them all paid.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is how much you have to work to get them paid.

[dicksbro]

The good news is when you have work in an economy that has seen a lot of folks without.

[Anglosaxon]

The Bad News is I'm working on a Saturday

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you're probably either off work now or soon will be.

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is I have a job to go back to. :)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that work is sometimes just a four-letter word.

[Pita]

The good news is that I can drink as much coffee as I want at my work.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is when the cup spills.

[rockintime]

The good news is that Tess will have to remove some of her clothes to clean them after spilling the coffee.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that might happen when were not logged on. :(

[Pita]

The good news is that I have tomorrow off from work and get to sleep in. :line:

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news.............. there isn't any. :rolleyes2 ...... The good news is Tess gave us another one of her avatars. :tongue: :slurp: :nod:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is Tess' new AV has me drooling and I fear for my keyboard.

[Pita]

The good news is that Tess will keep up with her ever changing avatars and you boys best get a towel. :kisser:

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is I need a mop, not a towel......... for the wall. http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/jackoff.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-aim-smileys.php)

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you can buy plastic drop cloths to hang on the wall.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is the holes you put in the wall when you're hanging the drop cloths.

[dicksbro]

The good news is when you plan the holes to correspond with the new window location.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is the extra windows will allow more Summer heat in.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you can always open the windows.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that without screens, bugs might come flying in. :(

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that my daughter can catch them for her pet axolotl.

[Anglosaxon]

Bad news is I had to google axolotl

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that an axolotl is amphibious, not reptilian.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that the axolotl lives at the ex's house not mine.

[Anglosaxon]

The good news is the Ex lives at the axolotl's house not yours.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that the axolotls haven't mutated and eaten the ex by now.

[rockintime]

The good news is that it could still happen.

[dicksbro]

The bad news might be all the belching afterwards. :yikes:

[pinkFlames]

The good news is I have a pack of antacids in the medicine cabinet.

[rockintime]

The bad news is "ant acids" smell bad.

[jseal]

The good news is that the snowstorm has passed.

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :yikes:

[Chase]

The good news is I have a truck you could drive.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :yikes:
:roflmao:

The bad news is we don't know where in Pakistan he's hiding and if Chase's truck can get there. :(

[jseal]

The good news is that there is no snow predicted until Tuesday evening.

[Chase]

The bad news is Tuesday evening has arrived.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that our snowfall total was only 5-6".

[jseal]

The bad news is that 2 to 5 ADDITIONAL inches of snow are possible this morning.

[Chase]

The good news is it's nice and warm inside.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that most cars around here are covered in salt. :(

[Chase]

The good news is: It's almost Valentine's Day!

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is: I think I killed this thread!

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that the thread can be revived.

[jseal]

The bad news is that one of the hinges on my back door broke yesterday.

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is I can fix that.

[jseal]

The bad news is that the snow is taking a long time to melt.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that there is no snow in my backyard.

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is that melting isn't the issue when more is piling up. :banghead:

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is I can take all the snow that comes as long as I know Washington is getting more. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Others/brick-wall-101.gif

[Teddy Bear]

The bad news is we're getting more tomorrow!!!!

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the predictions are for light snow showers but accumulations of any significance.

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is that I have to leave soon for class.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that I can play longer.

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is there isn't anyone online right now for me to play with.

[dicksbro]

RATS! I wish I'd known. :( Oh well, the good news is that I'm here now. :)

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is I seem to be alone again.

[dicksbro]

Ta Dah ... the good news is that here I am!

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is that you are and she isn't. :tear:



...well, it's OK that you're here too I guess. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

The good news is, she'll no doubt get another chance. :thumbs:

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is, I keep getting stuck giving bad news!

[dicksbro]

The good news is that there's a 50% chance that next time you might get the good news. :thumb:

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is I'm not that lucky.

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is ... I'm making my own luck!!!

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any luck.


;)

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is getting lucky can be more fun when you're bad.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is sometimes struggling with what's really good and what's really bad. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Angels_and_Demons/angel-and-devil-playing-0085.gif

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is sometimes struggling with what's really good and what's really bad. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Angels_and_Demons/angel-and-devil-playing-0085.gif

The good news: There's a smiley for that! (too cute, DB)

[jseal]

The bad news is that weekends are too short.

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is the weekend is just beginning.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I've got two events today that I'm scheduled to attend.

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is I don't have to leave the house at all today.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I've got to log off soon and get ready to go out. :(

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is Pixies will be here when you get home.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is sometimes there are two many interruptions to spend as much time here as I'd like. :(

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is we will gladly take whatever time you have to give.

[jseal]

The bad news is that TinglingTess was involved in an automobile accident.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that no one seems to have been seriously hurt (thank heavens).

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that accidents are stressful.

[dicksbro]

The good news was that yesterday we reached 40F for the first time in months! Hopefully, that means spring is on the way!

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that now it is Autumn, it's getting dark earlier.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that Autumn often has good weather (especially early) and beautiful colors.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that Australian Autumn is often stinking hot.

[Maleslut1186]

The good news is that there is a rather sexy woman suffering in that autumnal heat

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is that it's not warming up fast enough.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that it's been cooling down quite nicely.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that while the temps are getting warmer, the parks have been too muddy to walk in.

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is the flowers are starting to bloom here.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is it still needs to warm a bit more.

[jseal]

The Good News is that Spring begins in 2 weeks.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that'll probably begin the rains and the ground is still soggy from the snow melt. :(

[pinkFlames]

The good news is we've actually had some decent rain this weekend. :line:

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is that it's over 40F (4C) for the first time in over 2 months and there is still a lot of 'rain' piled up on the ground.

[dicksbro]

The good news is were down to those piles of "rain" piled up in the parking lots. :thumbs:

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is the rain has our creek out of banks again.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that some of our spring flowers are starting to pop up through the ground.

[jseal]

The bad news is the weekend of rain forecast for our area.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that they're predicting partly cloudy skies with temperatures in the 60's the rest of this week. :)

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is I've got a cold.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that after two bad weather predictions for good weather; the third time should be a charm I hope :wish:.

:thumbs:

[jseal]

The bad news is that Dearsweet also has a cold.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we're all fairly healthy except for a cold my oldest son has.

[Vicious Tease]

The bad news is I can't find any bad news on such a beautiful day!

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we've had two wonderful days to be outside and today doesn't look too bad.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, Friday & possibly the rest of the weekend, it's supposed to be rainy around here.

[jseal]

The Good News is that I satisfied my Jury Duty for another 3 years!

[dicksbro]

The bad news is tomorrow is the day I'll get my taxes done. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that Spring is here! :)

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is there was an inch of spring snow on my car when I left the plant the other night.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the days of snowy weather should be going away for the next six or more months.

[jseal]

The bad news is that soon the weather will be too hot.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that should wait until July :wish:

[jseal]

The bad news is that the holiday has passed.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that means you can go back to work and help keep my Social Security coming. :D (Sorry, the devil made me say that. :devil: )

[jseal]

The bad news is that my life has become even more complex than it already was! :hair:

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we're expecting another beautiful day today! :)

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that the nights are freezing.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that it's gotten nice and warm here!

I'm thinking it'd be nice to have a shuttle service between Australia and here so that we could come there in OUR winter and you could com here in YOURS. :boink:

[jseal]

The bad news is that Dearsweet has caught a cold. :(

[dicksbro]

The good news is colds usually don't last too long.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that they are too easy to catch.

[dicksbro]

The good news is there are lots of medicines to reduce the worst of a cold's symptoms.

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is they still haven't found a cure.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you've got lots of Pixies wishing you a speedy recovery.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that fevers often accompany colds, and having a fever is a good excuse to run around nude...no-one needs a nude DB.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that despite what GG says, we really do love a nude dicksbro.

[jseal]

The bad news is that I did not get much sleep last night.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that I did sleep pretty well.

(Thanks, pinkFlames. :x: )

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that I never sleep well.

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is I'm finished with some of the rights of passage for a few weeks until the confirmations and graduations start. :)

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is my camera was bumped and knocked out of my hand yesterday, bouncing on concrete and doing some serious damage. :(

[dicksbro]

Sorry to hear that, PF. Do they think it can be repaired? (I'll keep my fingers crossed.)

The good news is ... hmmmm ... kind of hard to think of any after just reading that ^^^^ :( . I guess I could say it's good seeing Vicious Tease posting again. :)

[jseal]

The Good News is the taste of the fresh cup of coffee I just sipped.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I don't have a cup of coffee yet.

[jseal]

The Good News is the absolutely beautiful weather I am enjoying here.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is we've been getting cool and rainy and its headed your way. :(

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that we're having a lovely day here in Adelaide today.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that while things warmed up yesterday afternoon; this weekend is going to overdo things the other way and get up into the 90s. :yikes: That'll be 15 to 20 degrees above normal for this time of the year. :(

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that is still comparatively mild to what I'm used to.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that tonight and tomorrow we may get more rain. :(

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is after going to a seminar today, this work week is over for me. :) ........... sorta. :(

[GusAspar]

The bad news is that I'm ready for bed but the cooking won't come out of the oven for at least an hour. Bad timing!

[GusAspar]

The good news is that it's Friday tomorrow!

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is it' only Thursday evening. :(

[GusAspar]

The good news is that my erotic playmate is online.

[jseal]

The Bad News is that one of the cats is sick.

[pinkFlames]

The Good News is that my cat is healthy.

[PantyFanatic]

You must know how to give a pill to your cat. :wink:






(inside joke)
:rofl:

[pinkFlames]

Well actually I do, and I've survived intact. :D

[jseal]

The Bad News is that while today's weather is forecast to be beautiful, I will be slaving over a mound of code.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the weather is suppose to be beautiful today and my wife and I plan on going to the movie this afternoon.

[jseal]

The Bad News is that the BP oil well is still leaking.

[dicksbro]

The good news is possibly that we're learning something from this disaster. (Although I wish I had more confidence in that.)

[jseal]

The bad news is that my wife and daughter are at odds this morning.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that so far, you're not the bad guy.

[jseal]

The bad news is that THAT is only a metter of time.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the negative verdict will begin to wane ... at least until the next time.

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is it's going to be hot and muggy tomorrow at my first granddaughters high school graduation. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-ashamed004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[PantyFanatic]

The good news came from across the lake but she will have to post it herself. :D

[dicksbro]

The bad news would be our not being able to make it to Vegas to see her again if she's coming.

[jseal]

The Good News is that the Venture Crew will be going to Sea Base next July.

[dicksbro]

The bad new is that it's suppose to rain next July. :(


JK! :)

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is after raining like Noah had a boat full and even a couple tornados leveling parts of small towns on both sides of us all night before, the sun gods were kind and never let the temp get above 70F (20C) yesterday for the granddaughter's graduation. :)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the kids seem to grow up too fast. :(

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that means it won't be long before my house is no longer cluttered with toys.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that without kids and kids' toys, opening Christmas gifts just isn't as much funn.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that Christmas is always fun - kids or no kids.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that our grandson won't be with us for next Christmas. :(

[jseal]

The good news is the air conditioners!

[dicksbro]

The bad news is how hot it's been and it's not even July yet, :(

[jseal]

The good news is that I have off from work on Monday. :)

[pinkFlames]

The bad news it there's no school for a fortnight.

[dicksbro]

The good news is all the quality time you'll have with the kids. :)

[jseal]

The bad news is the brevity of the holiday.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that for retirees, the holidays just keep going. :)

[pinkFlames]

The bad news is that when you're not working you don't have the money to do everything you want to.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you do have more time

:confused: Is that good news? :confused:

[jseal]

The bad news is that for many, the loss of income can be more damaging than the extra time is beneficial.

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that you could sleep all day.

[lafehubert]

The bad news is that when night comes your awake...wait, that might be good news. :brows:

[dicksbro]

The good news is that staying awake would give more time for sex. :)

[lafehubert]

The bad news is that you would be worn out for anything else.

[dicksbro]

The good news is you probably wouldn't care. :)

[jseal]

The bad news is my impending commute in the rain.

[GusAspar]

The good news is it's raining - we haven't seen any here for weeks!

[jseal]

The bad news is the humidity that feels like a hot moist blanket.

[GusAspar]

The good news is that the temperatures have dropped a bit today.