Good News, Bad news

[BIBI]

The bad news is that I have to go out today and I am not looking forward to it.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that you get to come home again.

[jseal]

The bad news is the Christmas preparations Chaos.

[BIBI]

The good news I am beyond all that......totally and completely finished lol.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is you might miss out on some last minute bargain. :shrug:

[BIBI]

The good news is I didn't care whether there were any last minute bargains lol

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the stores need your business.

[BIBI]

The good news is they won't go broke because of just me...

[Vicious Tease]

The good news is, the forums are open!

[dicksbro]

The bad news is ... heck ... there's no bad news ... THE FORUMS ARE OPEN! :line:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that even though the forums are open, the spammers havent' stopped trying to pull their shit on them.

[osuche]

The good news is that Lilith bans the spammers

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that they are more persistent than we wish. :(

(... but you're right ... :) )

[osuche]

The good news is that persistence is a virtue

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that one form of persistence is stalking.

[grotochp]

The good news is we can resume the good chats among strangers we call friends and get a laugh a cry and are perv back on lol.

[osuche]

The bad news is that some days there's too much crying

[BIBI]

The good news is there will be no crying when we have the Moroccan Lentil Soup, nan bread and spinach salad that I made for our dinner tonight!

[grotochp]

The bad news I thought I was in bed for the night till I read about how good that food sounds now I am hungry lol.

[osuche]

The good news is that there's a fridge worth of yummie food here.

[grotochp]

The bad news is I don't know where your fridge is lol.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you won't have to diet later. :)

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the lack of water to go along with the enforced diet will shirvel you up.

[grotochp]

The good news stick a finger up your ass and you wont be shriveling up anymore LOL.

[jseal]

The bad news is I must work this weekend.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the chocolate covered peanut butter Easter eggs are on the shelves in the stores. :slurp:

(Love those darn things! Don't need them and shouldn't have them, but I love them.)

[grotochp]

The Bad News is my local grocery store has a poor selection of those.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that there are always more stores that can be checked out.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that you're still spending money.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that after Easter, they're marked down in price. :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, they don't last long after that.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that I enjoy them while they last.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, you're depriving other people of that same enjoyment.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that I'd be helping them to avoid getting type 2 diabetes. :)

[jseal]

The bad new is that one of my cats has just barfed on the kitchen floor. :(

[dicksbro]

The good news is that it wasn't sitting on your lap.

[jseal]

The Bad News is that my mini-vacation is over.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you'll get a chance to share with your co-workers all the fun you had. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that your cow-orkers will judge you for the type of fun you had.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that your stories may help them plan for a future time for them and their families.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that all the planning will inevitably go to waste.

[jseal]

The Good News is that my new machine has arrived (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaT0s6Gx2FI)! Woo Hoo!

[kleclere]

The bad news is we don't get to see the new machine.

[jseal]

The Good News is that it has finally stopped raining!

[kleclere]

The bad news is it is suppose to get hot again.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that with hotter weather, women in general wear less clothing.

[kleclere]

Bad news is that it is still to much clothing.

[gekkogecko]

Good news is some of it is see-though when the women in question get caught in a summer thunderstorm.

[kleclere]

Bad news is I'm usually not around when it happens.

[dicksbro]

The good news is you might still have a chance one of these days when it rains.

[kleclere]

The bad news is that when it rains they usually wear something over their tops.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that you can offer to exchange it for some warm, dry clothing.

[kleclere]

Bad news is I get slapped.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you might enjoy it.

[kleclere]

Bad news is sometimes it does.

[jseal]

The Good News is that I've reduced the Open Bug list to 0!

[kleclere]

The bad news is I have no clue what the Open bug is.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that I've got a swatter in case we need one.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that the swatter wont' work on that kind of bug.

[kleclere]

The good news is they make pills for that.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that the pills are expensive.

[kleclere]

The good news is they also come in shots.

[dicksbro]

Da' bery bad news is dat you can't drive so bery gud if you've had too many shots. * Hick * :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, if you're that drunk, you can always get a cab.

[kleclere]

Bad news is I can't get that drunk.

[dicksbro]

The good news is you could help the cabbie get drunk so you'd have someone to drink with. :spin:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is then the cabbie would have to crash on your couch.

[kleclere]

The good news is maybe he will forget the cab fare home.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, he'd get fired, and become a permanent resident.

[kleclere]

The good news is maybe you could get rent.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is without a job he may not have the money for rent.

[kleclere]

The good news is maybe he could take it out in trade, doing fix it jobs.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is if the job needs tools and he doesn't have them.

[kleclere]

The good news is Ace hardware loans tools.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is they may be closed when you need them. :shrug:

[kleclere]

The good news is the neighbor has a 24 hour garage. :nana:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, it will cost you an arm & a leg.

[kleclere]

The good news is I have one extra of each.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that with only one each you may tip over.

[kleclere]

The good news is prosthetics are more advanced.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is if they attached the wrong one to the wrong part of the body.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, maybe he really did grow this one for you, baby.

[kleclere]

The bad news is they haven't been able to grow them yet.

[jseal]

The Good News is that Baltimore is returning to normal.

[kleclere]

The bad news is, was Baltimore ever normal?

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, there are far worse places to compare Baltimore to.

[kleclere]

The bad news is there really are worse.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that there are a lot of good places, too.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, all good things will come to and end.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that may be far into the future.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the future is now.

[kleclere]

The good news is that with time travel we'll never care.

[jseal]

The bad news is that I have to go to work today.

[kleclere]

The good news is it is almost the weekend.

[jseal]

The bad news is the weekend is almost over.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we'll have another weekend in less than a week.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that there's lots of work to do until then. Come to think of it, since I'm running the game room at an upcoming S/F convention, the weekend is going to be work-filled, as well.

[kleclere]

The good news is all the people you'll be meeting.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that they probably won't all be Pixies. :(

[kleclere]

The good news is it just leaves more to meet later.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, we probably couldn't even recruit them for Pixies.

[kleclere]

The good news is we could always make really good recruitment signs.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that if they're not pixies they probably wouldn't see the signs if they were posted here. :(

[kleclere]

The good news is we are on the internet. :)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that "we" doesn't seem to be as many as it used to be. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, that means fewer personalities to keep track of.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that when one is gone for a day or two, you really notice the absence. :(

[kleclere]

The good news is usually they show back up.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, sometimes the people who show up aren't the ones you want to see.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that sometimes ... a lot of times ... they are. :)

[kleclere]

The bad news is they don't come around enough.

[dicksbro]

The good news is when we see new members posting.

[jseal]

The bad news is all the leaves I must sweep up!

[rockintime]

The good news is you didn't leave any leaves.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is I still have more leaves to get.

(BTW ... good to see you back, rockintime!! :wave: )

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, soon you won't have to deal with leaves for a while.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we'll probably be dealing with snow. :(

[kleclere]

The good news is it is only for 4 or 5 months.

[dicksbro]

The bad news sounds much like your good news, kleclere. :D

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, right now, there's no bad news.

[kleclere]

The bad news is there is some.

[dicksbro]

The good news is you don't have to read the paper or listen to the news just to find out how much bad news there is. :(

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the bad news is in your face.

[kleclere]

The good news is there is always good news in the news too.

[dicksbro]

The bad news seems to be especially bad recently.

[kleclere]

The good news is it will get better someday.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that it seems to take longer to return to the good than it does to fall into the bad. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the good is worth the wait.

[kleclere]

The bad news is we are getting to used to the bad news.

[dicksbro]

Does that mean that ...

The good news IS the bad news?

[kleclere]

The bad news is it also sells papers.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that we're not as dependent on newspapers for our keeping in touch with what's happening in the world as we used to be.

[jseal]

The bad news is the lack of editing that is on display in this brave new world of instant information.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that despite the lack of editing, we generally get information faster than we used to.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, that despite the lack of editing...

[jseal]

The Good News is Thanksgiving Day.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that it's already over. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that the weekend starts this evening! :thumb:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that weekends go by too fast.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the faster the weekends go by, the sooner the New Year will be here.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the new year will bring "Tax Day" all the closer. :( Tax Day ... that's where those politicians that don't earn an honest dollar bilk us ordinary people so they can get unearned pay increases. :(

[dicksbro]

The good news in Illinois is our governors already have a two term limit. One in the governor's office and the second in Statesville prison. :)

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that after that, they get highly-paid jobs in private industry as lobbyists.

[dicksbro]

Not much good news to follow that ... that's for sure. Maybe the good news is that the next news will be more bad news. :confused: :spin: :faint:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, circular logic is circular.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that sometimes the only way around something is to make sharp left or right turns.

[jseal]

The bad news is that my vacation is over.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you've got the job to return to.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, another day older and deeper in debt.

[jseal]

The good news is that I'm still keeping on my New Year's resolution. :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that our weather is miserable right now. Bitter cold. :(

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is as the wind rips off the lake less than 500' away from my new house, I can't find a draft anywhere. :nana:

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news is I think I'll have to install high-speed bearings in my gas meter. :eek:

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, you could turn tht into a wind turbine.

[jseal]

The bad news is the snow on my way to work this morning.

[dicksbro]

The good news is we're less than two months to Spring! :D

[jseal]

The Bad News is that my 3-day weekend is over.

[BeachSex]

The good news is that gas prices are down.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we're probably at the bottom and they'll start creeping back up.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that it might encourage other forms of energy production.;

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that most alternatives have drawbacks of their own. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is the latest peace plan in the Ukraine.

[dicksbro]

(^^^^ Let's hope. :wish:)

The bad news is that when it comes to political agreements, they often don't last as long as it takes the ink to dry. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, that's just another opportunity for another political agreement.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the agreement begins with the word, "Political." Lowers the success chances a lot ... or so it seems.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, we can ignore the politicians when they refuse to agree to anything.

[BeachSex]

The bad news is politics are part of our lives and we usually only get a chance to vote for people who shouldn't be in charge in the first place...no matter what side.

[jseal]

The good news is, we get a chance to vote for people we like or against people we dislike.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that whoever we vote for usually ends up being someone we dislike.

[gekkogecko]

The good news is you don't have to like someone to vote for the person.

[PantyFanatic]

The bad news ...

POLITICIANS


:boohoo:

[BeachSex]

The good news...


BEER!!! :cheers:

[dicksbro]

The bad news ... reaching back into the past ...

COD LIVER OIL

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is the word PAST ^! :wish:

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, you can't go home again.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that home is where the heart is.

[jseal]

The bad news is the $$$$$$$$$$ cost of car maintenance.

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is "today it's going to get above freezing for the first time in over three weeks".http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-ashamed004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that winter's not over with yet. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is being able to take the training for today from home.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that better weather is going to wait until tomorrow to make it's appearance. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is being able to take the last day of training for today from home.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I could always take the training at home, but being retired, I don't have any training to take. :shrug:


:D

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, that leaves plenty of time for other stuff.

[dicksbro]

The bad new is that I know that ... people know I'm retired and all assume that means I have time to help them. :shrug: (I really don't mind, just get overloaded with things to do too often.)

[PantyFanatic]

The good news is we've had says this week that got above freezing and didn't even go below at night. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Others/good-news-175.gif

IMG-

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is that soon we'll go from bitching about ice & snow to bitching about spring allergies.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that we're only 9 months from next winter. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that the weekend begins this evening!

[dicksbro]

The bad news is the weather doesn't seem as nice as I thought it'd be. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that this weekend is not packed with things to do. :thumb:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the next two days look to be chilly with rain. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that will change soon.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I've caught myself a cold and I'm sure the cold weather isn't helping. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, the weather should warm up as you get better.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that in Illinois that can change 5 minutes later. :(

[jseal]

The good news is my son just started working a new job.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that he may have 30 or 40 more years of that to look forward to. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

The good news is that's still 30 or 40 years.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I likely won't be counting anymore by the time those years have passed. :(

[BeachSex]

The good news is that you're still counting!

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is he might have to count survivors.

[dicksbro]

Are there many, do you think?

[jseal]

The Good News is that Spring has arrived.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that today's chilly and rainy weather makes it had to tell.

(Yesterday WAS beautiful!)

[pinkFlames]

The good news is that Daylight Savings finishes this weekend and we can sleep in. :)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I've still got my silly cold. :(

[gekkogecko]

The Good news is that it is Cheese Weasel Day. http://cheeseweaselday.com/

[IM1469]

the bad news is being on an the elevator with the guy who ate too much cheese and too many hard boiled Easter eggs :faint:

[dicksbro]

The good news is you could take the steps or wait for the next elevator.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, there's too many steps, and the next elevator is just as crowded.

[dicksbro]

The good news maybe the crowded elevator won't have anyone who ate too many hard-boiled Easter eggs and too much cheese.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, the elevator got so crowded, it broke.

[dicksbro]

Was it at a floor that had convenient restrooms?

[BeachSex]

The good news is that you made it out to talk about it.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that three guys behind me had trouble since I got to the restroom first. (ewwww!) :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that I had a good night's sleep.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I haven't been getting as good a night's sleep as I wish. :(

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, since you're retired, you can sleep all you want, right?

[dicksbro]

That's the theory, but sometimes theory just doesn't match the facts ... right?

[jseal]

The Good News is that you can make it a goal! :)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that I've got my wife to make sure I don't overdo that.

[jseal]

The bad news is that I've got my wife to make sure I don't overdo that.
That the Good News!

[dicksbro]

The bad news is you're right and I can't think of a good way to change that into bad news. :(

:D

[jseal]

The bad news are the riots in Baltimore.

[IM1469]

Good news was the woman who stepped up and took charge of her son for participating in the riots

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that this country needs a whole lot more people willing to stand up for law and order (but, you're right, IM, that lady was very impressive as were some others that worked to try and calm the situation down. Prayers go out to all the innocent people that have been injured or hurt.

[IM1469]

Good News: The Baltimore Symphony Orchestra doing an outdoor concert and the number of people who showed up.

[dicksbro]

(^^^^ that does sound good)

The bad news is that there is too much bad news and not enough good news. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that can change for the better!

[IM1469]

bad news is the political season has begun and the robo call have started, received 3 today and 2 surveys

[dicksbro]

The good news is that you can always hang up. :)

[jseal]

The bad news is Weekend Rain.

[dicksbro]

The good news is that the grass loves it.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, you have to mow all that grass.

[dicksbro]

The good news is my son does a fair chunk of the mowing.

[gekkogecko]

The bad news is, sometimes he gets careless and mows the vegetable garden. (I can hear the screams of the carrots!)

[BeachSex]

The good news is that he's getting outside. We spend too much time indoors these days.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is if you get sun-burned

[gekkogecko]

The good news is, after several attempts that timed out, I'm able to post a reply after all.

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that it took several attemts. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that he's one of the regulars! :thumb:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that sometimes we all have to endure frustrations. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that this my Friday. :thumb:

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that Mondays will return. :(

[jseal]

The Good News is that I'm off until Thursday. :)

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that time goes too fast ... especially when you're having fun. :shrug:

[jseal]

The Good News is that the morning rain has left Austin clear and cool. Delightful!

[dicksbro]

The bad news is that the bad weather in the Midwest is heading east again. :(

[dicksbro]

The good news is that one of these days spring will be here without all this fall like days slipping in to upset things.