View Full Version : Good News, Bad news
Winston77
05-17-2005, 01:22 PM
The good news is at least you awoke
dicksbro
05-17-2005, 02:51 PM
The bad news is that I've got to work in the morning. :(
Winston77
05-17-2005, 05:44 PM
The good news is you are retired in reality
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 11:07 AM
The bad news is that I don't have enough money to retire
Winston77
05-18-2005, 11:26 AM
The good news is there is always time
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 11:27 AM
The bad news is there's not enough time to do everyone...er...everything I want to do!
Winston77
05-18-2005, 11:47 AM
The good news is you could do me!!! :D
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 11:47 AM
The bad news is you're just too hot for me to handle
Winston77
05-18-2005, 12:07 PM
The good news is some like it hot
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 12:10 PM
The bad news is that some hot things burn
Winston77
05-18-2005, 12:21 PM
The good news is I have a special lotion to ease the pain
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 12:22 PM
the bad news is that I hurt ALL OVER :hot:
Winston77
05-18-2005, 12:30 PM
The good news is bukkake
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 12:34 PM
The bad news is that would take alot of work on your part!
blkcat
05-18-2005, 01:40 PM
THe good news is,i have lot's of time
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 02:42 PM
The bad news is, I'm impatient ; )
blkcat
05-18-2005, 06:41 PM
But the good news is,everything cums to those who wait :bsex:
Cindy Kim
05-20-2005, 12:56 PM
The bad news is that then you have to wait for it to cum again :drool:
Winston77
05-20-2005, 03:52 PM
the good news is you'll be there to help
lizzardbits
05-20-2005, 04:36 PM
bad news is that i have too much stuff and a tiny storage unit
i am such a damn pack rat and i hat throwing things away or giving them to charity
lizzardbits
05-20-2005, 04:37 PM
the good news is that life is still good
dicksbro
05-20-2005, 05:14 PM
The bad news is, we also have too much stuff. :(
jseal
05-21-2005, 12:11 PM
The good news is that my son's Senior Prom is behind me.
dicksbro
05-23-2005, 02:37 AM
The bad news is that our youngest son (youngest of seven) has now graduated from high school. Bad, because it's kind of the passing of a major part of our life having young ones in school like that. :(
jseal
05-23-2005, 05:22 AM
The good news is that the weekend weather was wonderful, and today will be rainy!
Winston77
05-23-2005, 10:26 AM
The bad news is the weather is shitty and it's going to be like this all week
blkcat
05-23-2005, 10:36 AM
The good news is we can stay on pixies
jseal
05-23-2005, 11:14 AM
The bad news is that I must squeeze in work. :(
dicksbro
05-23-2005, 05:19 PM
The good news is that I think I'm done with working for the day.
jay-t
05-23-2005, 05:19 PM
The good news is we didn't set a record high again today
dicksbro
05-24-2005, 02:53 AM
The bad news is that I've got another busy day ahead of me.
Winston77
05-24-2005, 12:47 PM
The good news is I only have one more thing to do today
jseal
05-24-2005, 01:41 PM
The bad news is that today is dragggggggggggggggggiiiinnnngggggggg. :(
dicksbro
05-25-2005, 02:49 AM
The good news is that Wednesday is "Hump" day! :)
Winston77
05-25-2005, 09:17 AM
The bad news is it's still raining
jseal
05-25-2005, 09:53 AM
The good news is that I'm inside.
Winston77
05-25-2005, 10:05 AM
The bad news is I have to go out
jseal
05-25-2005, 10:36 AM
The good news is that it is lunch time! :)
dicksbro
05-25-2005, 01:17 PM
The bad news is I'm still full from a very large breakfast.
Cindy Kim
05-25-2005, 01:19 PM
The good news is you haven't had dessert yet
blkcat
05-25-2005, 01:26 PM
The bad news is your to far away for my cream filled eclair
Winston77
05-29-2005, 01:51 AM
the good news is I'm bumping this thread
jseal
05-29-2005, 05:43 AM
The bad news is that the Orioles lost last night. :(
Cindy Kim
05-29-2005, 10:10 AM
The good news is that Baltimore's Inner Harbor is still a blast.
Glyndwr
05-29-2005, 06:14 PM
The bad news is I've never experienced that
cowgirltease
05-29-2005, 06:32 PM
The good news is that I'm in a picture taking mood. :)
Glyndwr
05-29-2005, 06:34 PM
The bad news is I'm not there to be your tripod ;)
Winston77
05-29-2005, 08:41 PM
The good news is the REd Sox are beating the Yankees (and the Orioles already lost today)
Coaster
05-29-2005, 09:12 PM
The bad news is that the long weekend is 2/3's over
Winston77
05-29-2005, 09:39 PM
The good news is there' still a third left
jseal
05-30-2005, 08:27 AM
The bad news is that I had to send my daughter back to the West Coast yesterday.
Cindy Kim
05-30-2005, 09:12 AM
The good news is you can fly out there for a visit and a vacation!
maddy
05-30-2005, 08:30 PM
the bad news is my house has to appear spotless each time I leave it.
jay-t
05-30-2005, 10:18 PM
the good news is it will sale easier that way
jseal
05-31-2005, 05:25 AM
The bad news is that I must go back to work today.
Cindy Kim
05-31-2005, 01:10 PM
The good news is that I like my coworkers
jseal
06-02-2005, 09:51 AM
The bad news is that it is "end of month" at work.
Winston77
06-02-2005, 01:16 PM
the good news the weather around here finely changed for the better
BadChicken
06-02-2005, 02:52 PM
The bad news is that our spring time weather is about over and it will only get hotter and more humid from now until late September.
dicksbro
06-08-2005, 03:31 AM
The good news is that's much better than sub-zero temperatures with ice-covered roads.
Winston77
06-09-2005, 03:55 PM
The bad news is the humidity has risen
dicksbro
06-09-2005, 06:26 PM
The good news is that I finally got to the park this morning. :D
jseal
06-12-2005, 01:38 PM
The bad news is that it is hot and humid outside.
Winston77
06-12-2005, 03:43 PM
The good new is it's great for the plants I just spent two days planting
dicksbro
06-13-2005, 03:50 AM
The bad news is that even with the two recent rains, the ground is still pretty dry. :(
Winston77
06-13-2005, 07:16 AM
The good news is it might cool down today
jseal
06-13-2005, 08:05 AM
The bad news is that I'm at work
girlredhot
06-13-2005, 06:08 PM
The good news is somewhere someone else is at work too.
the bad news is they don't want to be there either.
Winston77
06-13-2005, 08:57 PM
The good news is I don't have to do any work till Thursday
kleclere
06-13-2005, 09:27 PM
The bad news is you have honey does waiting at home.
dicksbro
06-14-2005, 03:12 AM
The good news is that I procrastinate well. :)
jseal
06-14-2005, 06:23 AM
The bad news is that I have a funeral to attend today.
dicksbro
06-14-2005, 03:18 PM
Sorry, jseal. The good news is that often funerals are an opportunity for loved ones to get together when they might otherwise have not.
IAKaraokeGirl
06-14-2005, 03:19 PM
The bad news is that oftentimes that is the last get-together until the next funeral.
Winston77
06-14-2005, 04:16 PM
The good news is the temprature finely dropped a bit
Glyndwr
06-14-2005, 07:32 PM
The bad news is it kept on dropping
imaginewithme
06-14-2005, 09:12 PM
The good news is I have the air conditioning on!
cowgirltease
06-14-2005, 09:17 PM
The bad news is MINE^^^^ is broke. :(
dicksbro
06-15-2005, 03:00 AM
The good news is that ours is working ... knock on wood. :)
jseal
06-15-2005, 08:56 AM
The bad news is that today is even hotter than yesterday! :(
dicksbro
06-15-2005, 03:10 PM
The good news is that we're in for maybe a week of nice weather! :)
Winston77
06-16-2005, 07:32 AM
The bad news is we have another cool rainy day ahead
dicksbro
06-16-2005, 08:56 AM
The good news is we were successful in sending it your way. :) (JK ... Sorry)
jseal
06-16-2005, 10:29 AM
The bad news is that I am a witness in court this afternoon.
dicksbro
06-16-2005, 10:39 AM
The good news is that you'll no doubt "wow" the jury. :)
jseal
06-18-2005, 07:31 AM
The bad news is that, after I took off from work etc., his lawer plea bargained before the trial began, so no trial!
dicksbro
06-18-2005, 09:18 AM
The good news is that you can get back to pixies
imaginewithme
07-01-2005, 09:27 PM
The bad news is I think I spent too much money today
Winston77
07-01-2005, 09:32 PM
The good news is you had it to spend
dicksbro
07-02-2005, 04:31 AM
The bad news is that means a little less to spend today. :(
Winston77
07-02-2005, 07:33 AM
The good news is you don't have to stand on a corner and ask for spare change
dicksbro
07-02-2005, 07:36 AM
The bad news is that by not standing on the corner, you don't get to meet so many new people and you miss the chance to selectively identify the generous ones with money. ;)
Winston77
07-02-2005, 01:57 PM
The good news is you might get money for doing something else
dicksbro
07-02-2005, 05:04 PM
The bad news is you may not. :(
jseal
07-03-2005, 06:35 AM
The good news is that today's a new day and I'm here to enjoy it! :)
dicksbro
07-03-2005, 07:28 AM
The bad news is that tomorrow or the day after, the work week begins again. :(
Winston77
07-03-2005, 11:20 AM
The good news is the weather is beautiful today and I'm going to enjoy it
Enigma
07-03-2005, 02:38 PM
The good news is she is driving me wild
The bad news is she is 8 hours away
dicksbro
07-03-2005, 03:40 PM
The good news is that's only four hours if you both leave and head towards each other. :)
jseal
07-04-2005, 07:58 AM
The bad news is that I forgot to purchase charcoal!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-04-2005, 08:05 AM
The good news is that there should be a store, jseal, that's open at least a partial day today.
Winston77
07-04-2005, 11:23 AM
The bad news is someone has to work today
dicksbro
07-05-2005, 04:25 AM
The good news is they probably get a premium on their pay.
jseal
07-05-2005, 05:42 AM
The bad news is that I'm off to the Salt Mines myself.
gekkogecko
07-05-2005, 08:28 AM
The good news is that the salt mines are actually rather cool and dry, unlike DC in the summer.
Winston77
07-05-2005, 01:33 PM
The bad news is I hate salt
dicksbro
07-05-2005, 02:13 PM
The good news is you don't have to consume any.
Glyndwr
07-06-2005, 06:56 PM
The bad news is it makes you thirsty
dicksbro
07-06-2005, 07:57 PM
The good news is that gives you a good reason to have something to drink.
gekkogecko
07-06-2005, 10:01 PM
The bad news is that the only thing you have to drink is salt water.
dicksbro
07-07-2005, 04:03 AM
The good news is ... hell ... who knows. :rolleyes2
jseal
07-07-2005, 07:54 AM
The bad news is coming from London this morning.
Winston77
07-07-2005, 02:13 PM
The good news is prayers can be said for everybody
jseal
07-08-2005, 11:55 AM
The bad news is that the rain is really lashing down just now.
Winston77
07-08-2005, 12:22 PM
The good news is it saves on my water bill by not having to water the gardens
dicksbro
07-08-2005, 03:05 PM
The bad news is ... we need the rain in Illinois and Iowa.
Winston77
07-08-2005, 09:46 PM
The good news is it will be out of here in the morning
dicksbro
07-09-2005, 03:47 AM
The bad news is no rain for here until near mid-week ... then I'm not sure how much. :(
jseal
07-09-2005, 09:35 AM
The good news is that the rain yesterday cleaned the air - it is crystal clear this morning!
davesgal
07-09-2005, 10:02 AM
The bad news is it's going to rain here all next week and I cann't work.
jseal
07-09-2005, 10:13 AM
The good news is that you can spen more time at Pixies! :)
dicksbro
07-09-2005, 12:17 PM
The bad news is we need rain and are struggling trying to get some. :(
Winston77
07-09-2005, 08:38 PM
The good news is the three days of rain we just recieved is moving out as I type
dicksbro
07-10-2005, 05:41 AM
The bad news is, I bet you forgot to tell it to "Go West Young Rain, Go West!" :D
Winston77
07-10-2005, 06:43 AM
The good news is you should get some rain from Dennis
jseal
07-10-2005, 07:34 AM
The bad news is you could get a LOT of rain from Dennis
bb@po9
07-10-2005, 02:37 PM
Good news is it is sunny here!!
dicksbro
07-11-2005, 03:03 AM
The bad news is that it's Monday and another work day. :(
jseal
07-11-2005, 07:37 AM
The good news is that I'm getting a paycheck.
Winston77
07-11-2005, 03:40 PM
The bad new is it goes out as fast as it comes in
jay-t
07-11-2005, 05:50 PM
the good news is there's a little mad money left over
jseal
07-12-2005, 08:51 AM
The bad news is that there is never enough.
dicksbro
07-13-2005, 01:31 PM
The good news is we probably don't need half of what we look at.
jseal
07-14-2005, 09:34 AM
The bad news is that it is raining hard!
Winston77
07-14-2005, 11:44 AM
The good news is it's not suppose to rain here until much later!
dicksbro
07-15-2005, 02:24 AM
The bad news is we still really need more rain.
The good news is it looks like another hurricane is on the way.
(That's good news?)
dicksbro
07-15-2005, 02:32 AM
The bad news is that people aren't cleaned up from the last one. :(
The good news is there's plenty of jobs available for the cleanup.
jseal
07-15-2005, 09:39 AM
The bad news is that I may have to work over this weekend.
dicksbro
07-15-2005, 12:23 PM
The good news is I don't have to work weekends. :)
The bad news is you aren't getting paid.
dicksbro
07-16-2005, 02:27 AM
The good news is I draw a pension and don't need to work. :)
jseal
07-16-2005, 08:19 AM
The bad news is that the electricity went out for several hours last night.
The good news is that your electric bill will be less.
dicksbro
07-16-2005, 07:33 PM
The bad news is that it probably got warm at his house.
Winston77
07-16-2005, 09:06 PM
The good news is the weather always changes
dicksbro
07-17-2005, 04:07 AM
The bad news is we can't control how or when.
jseal
07-17-2005, 11:10 AM
The good news is that the sun is finally peeking out.
jay-t
07-17-2005, 11:33 AM
the bad news is its going to be a hot 96 degrees
dicksbro
07-18-2005, 02:07 AM
The good news is there is air conditioning.
jseal
07-18-2005, 07:50 AM
The bad news is that there was a server crash over the weekend! Lots of finger pointing going on.
dicksbro
07-18-2005, 11:43 AM
The good news is even those things will pass.
jseal
07-19-2005, 09:07 AM
The bad nes is that there is a heat warning today.
dicksbro
07-19-2005, 11:08 AM
The good news is there is air conditioning available for many of us.
jseal
07-19-2005, 11:50 AM
The bad news is next month's electric bills.
dicksbro
07-19-2005, 11:55 AM
The good news is summer is 1/3 over.
Winston77
07-19-2005, 09:12 PM
The bad news is winter is right around the corner :D
bare4you
07-19-2005, 10:01 PM
The good news is - sex is great no matter what time of the year! :cheers:
dicksbro
07-20-2005, 02:57 AM
The bad news is ... we still have to put up with the heat for now. :(
jseal
07-20-2005, 05:12 PM
The good news is that there are lots of books I haven't read yet - just waiting for me! :)
dicksbro
07-20-2005, 07:55 PM
The bad news there are really some other things I really need to do.
LarryL
07-20-2005, 08:28 PM
The good news is you are living and your love is all you need.
The bad news is that love doesn't pay the bills.
jay-t
07-20-2005, 09:37 PM
the good news is Friday is payday
dicksbro
07-21-2005, 01:55 AM
The bad news is, it's going to stay hot through the weekend.
jseal
07-21-2005, 11:36 AM
The good news is that eventually it will cool down.
dicksbro
07-21-2005, 04:29 PM
The bad news is that a lot of farmers are getting concerned about their crops.
bare4you
07-21-2005, 05:54 PM
The good news - there actually is a silver lining somewhere.
dicksbro
07-22-2005, 02:51 AM
The bad news is that every silver lining has a cloud. :(
jseal
07-25-2005, 09:49 AM
The good news is that the boss liked my idea!
dicksbro
07-25-2005, 03:26 PM
The bad news is, "No good deed goes unpunished."
jseal
07-26-2005, 09:14 AM
The good news is that I was able to find a home for two of the kittens. :)
dicksbro
07-26-2005, 10:30 AM
The bad news is that most litters are for more than two.
jseal
07-26-2005, 10:51 AM
The good news is that the other kittens are healthy and growing like weeds.
bare4you
07-26-2005, 09:39 PM
The bad news - they don't know about incest!
dicksbro
07-27-2005, 02:34 AM
The good news is they're too young to care.
rockintime
07-27-2005, 02:37 AM
The bad news is that youth is wasted on the young.
jseal
07-27-2005, 10:06 AM
The good news is that I can draw upon a WEALTH of experience!
dicksbro
07-27-2005, 01:05 PM
The bad news is sometimes we ignore the lessons learned.
bare4you
07-28-2005, 04:35 PM
The good news is that at least we have the opportunity to speak our mind.
dicksbro
07-28-2005, 06:28 PM
The bad news is there are some that speak theirs that we could probably do without. :(
jseal
07-29-2005, 08:59 AM
The good news is that we are better off hearing all points of view and not limited to "approved facts".
dicksbro
08-18-2005, 03:23 AM
The bad news is how long this thread has sat idle. :yikes:
Bluetigertone
08-18-2005, 02:20 PM
The good news is that this thread has been re-visited
bare4you
08-18-2005, 05:38 PM
The bad news is that most of us forgot about it.
BIGbad
08-18-2005, 10:25 PM
The good news is that I just heard I'm getting a blow job!
The bad news is it's being done by an 80-year old with emphacema.
sexspy
08-18-2005, 11:45 PM
The good news is I finally have the computer back from the off-spring.
The bad news is the keyboard is coated with who knows what!
dicksbro
08-19-2005, 01:33 AM
The good news is that it's FRIDAY!!
bare4you
08-19-2005, 03:08 PM
The bad news is that Monday is only two days away.
dicksbro
08-19-2005, 03:11 PM
The good news is, I don't have to think about that yet.
The bad news is, your SO has a "Honey Do" list several pages long.
wyndhy
08-19-2005, 04:38 PM
the good news is one of the things on that list to "do" is your honey
bare4you
08-19-2005, 04:38 PM
The bad news is that she isn't here right now.
juicy
08-19-2005, 04:42 PM
The good news is that she will be there soon.
bare4you
08-19-2005, 04:42 PM
The bad news is when she gets here, she'll have the kids in tow.
juicy
08-19-2005, 04:47 PM
The good news is that she has arranged a baby sitter!
The bad news is, you have a crush on the baby sitter.
juicy
08-19-2005, 05:30 PM
The good news is she has the hots for you!
wyndhy
08-19-2005, 09:07 PM
the bad news is she costs $5,638,472,965,823/hour
The good news is, she takes I.O.U.s. and has no short-term memory.
dicksbro
08-20-2005, 06:10 AM
The bad news is she brought her 6'5", 283 lb. former NFL lineman bodyguard with her to keep her company.
Bluetigertone
08-20-2005, 10:48 AM
The good news is that he is blind
dicksbro
08-20-2005, 01:12 PM
The bad news is, his hearing is excellent.
Bluetigertone
08-20-2005, 01:14 PM
The good news is that he is not a voyeur
The bad news is that the kids just woke up
Bluetigertone
08-20-2005, 01:21 PM
The good news is they accept a bribe to go back to sleep
The bad news is you have nothing to give them.
The good news is that they are gone now!
The bad news is it's too late to get started.
The good news is that I don't have to get up early tomorrow.
juicy
08-20-2005, 03:45 PM
The bad news is that she has to work late
dicksbro
08-21-2005, 04:37 AM
The good news is it's suppose to be a pretty day here today.
GusAspar
08-21-2005, 04:41 AM
The bad news is, it's already nearly 11am and I'm not dressed yet to go out and enjoy it!
juicy
08-21-2005, 09:01 AM
The good news is that you don't need to get dressed to stay in and enjoy it!
Bluetigertone
08-21-2005, 12:47 PM
Bad news you have run out of milk!!
dicksbro
08-21-2005, 01:38 PM
The good news is you could drink wine.
Bluetigertone
08-21-2005, 01:41 PM
bad news it could give you a headache.
juicy
08-21-2005, 03:31 PM
The good news is that sex cures a headache
Studmuffin69
08-21-2005, 03:38 PM
The bad news is I have a headache
juicy
08-21-2005, 03:40 PM
The good news is you know the cure
Studmuffin69
08-21-2005, 03:41 PM
The bad news is I dont know where you live LOL
juicy
08-21-2005, 03:43 PM
The good news is my man does
Bluetigertone
08-21-2005, 04:00 PM
The bad news is she will not tell anyone
kleclere
08-21-2005, 06:01 PM
The good news is we are all having fun anyways.
dicksbro
08-21-2005, 08:07 PM
The bad news is, I've got to call it a night pretty soon.
Studmuffin69
08-21-2005, 08:08 PM
The good news is I is back
bare4you
08-21-2005, 08:46 PM
The bad news is we are still missing someone.
dicksbro
08-22-2005, 01:04 AM
The good news is ... it's a new day and we can start over.
The bad news is, we have to start over again.
Bluetigertone
08-22-2005, 06:21 AM
The good news is that we are thankful for another day of our lives
jseal
08-22-2005, 09:37 AM
The bad news is that my foot hurts!
juicy
08-22-2005, 09:41 AM
The good news is that you can hop!
dicksbro
08-22-2005, 04:34 PM
The bad news is if he'd land on the wrong foot.
bare4you
08-22-2005, 04:51 PM
The good news is that he still has one good foot.
dicksbro
08-22-2005, 04:53 PM
The bad news is, he didn't really say that. :yikes:
Studmuffin69
08-22-2005, 06:02 PM
The good news is the wife just got home
dicksbro
08-22-2005, 08:16 PM
The bad news is we're all not there for the welcome home party.
Bluetigertone
08-25-2005, 06:11 AM
The good news is that he will take pics for us to see
dicksbro
08-25-2005, 08:43 AM
The bad news is ... what if he doesn't?
jseal
08-25-2005, 09:50 AM
The good news is that it has cooled down enough to turn the ACs off & put the window fans in. :)
Bluetigertone
08-25-2005, 09:57 AM
The bad news is our central heating kicked in last night
bare4you
08-25-2005, 07:37 PM
The good news is that you remember now to call the heating company to come and service it for winter.
dicksbro
08-25-2005, 07:49 PM
The bad news is that while I'm glad the hot weather has moderated, I'm not looking forward to cold. :(
Bluetigertone
08-26-2005, 07:20 AM
The good news is that it is getting warmer for the weekend
jseal
08-26-2005, 09:31 AM
The bad news is that I may have to work this weekend.
girlredhot
08-26-2005, 11:11 AM
The good news is that I don't have to work this weekend.
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