View Full Version : Good News, Bad news
The bad news is that I hate the weekends.
bare4you
08-26-2005, 04:12 PM
The good news is that I can sleep in on the weekends.
jseal
08-27-2005, 09:05 AM
The bad news is that I have to go to work.
girlredhot
08-27-2005, 12:42 PM
The good news is that I don't have to go to work.
bare4you
08-27-2005, 02:47 PM
The bad news is that it's back to work tomorrow.
The good news is that today was very calm.
dicksbro
08-28-2005, 03:40 AM
The bad news is, we could use more rain.
bare4you
08-28-2005, 04:52 PM
The good news is that you don't have to water blacktop!
kleclere
08-28-2005, 06:53 PM
The bad news is that blacktop gets hot.
bare4you
08-29-2005, 05:54 PM
The good news is you can wear shoes when walking on it.
The bad news is that I don't like wearing shoes.
bare4you
08-30-2005, 05:39 PM
The good news is, shoes are optional attire here at Pixies.
dicksbro
08-31-2005, 01:43 PM
The bad news is only if you step on something with bare feet.
The good news is that DB would be first in line for a walking back massage.
dicksbro
08-31-2005, 05:03 PM
The bad news is ... er ... ah ... I can't think of any. :)
bare4you
08-31-2005, 05:37 PM
The good news is - someone finally stumped DB :rofl:
dicksbro
09-01-2005, 02:22 AM
The bad news is ... that's all too easy. :rolleyes2
jseal
09-01-2005, 06:00 AM
The good news is that I can turn the A/Cs off today.
The bad news is that my AC never shuts off. Hate summer!
dicksbro
09-01-2005, 09:44 AM
The good news is that today is a beautiful day here with the high in the low 80s.
The bad news is that my lawn needs mowing and the mower is broke!
bare4you
09-01-2005, 05:02 PM
The good news is the grass will be burnt up from lack of rain before it starts growing again anyhow.
The bad news is that we get more rain then we need.
dicksbro
09-01-2005, 08:25 PM
The good news is if your grass gets too long, maybe Aqua would lend you his sheep. :)
AngelicVampires
09-01-2005, 09:05 PM
The bad news is....the borrowing of said sheep would cause the grass to grow greener and faster.
bare4you
09-01-2005, 10:42 PM
The good news is that the grass will at least be recycled.
dicksbro
09-02-2005, 02:49 AM
Of course, the bad news is that the sheep chould cause one to slip in the sheep sh ... er ... recycled grass. :)
jseal
09-02-2005, 09:07 AM
The good news is that I have off on Monday.
dicksbro
09-02-2005, 09:14 AM
The bad news is I'm tired. :(
The good news is that its Friday!
dicksbro
09-02-2005, 02:43 PM
The bad news is that I napped longer than I intended. :(
bare4you
09-02-2005, 03:52 PM
The good news is that you can stay up longer tonight.
jseal
09-03-2005, 10:54 AM
The bad news is that the houshold chores are building up.
The good news is that I have done most of my chores for the day.
dicksbro
09-03-2005, 05:15 PM
The bad news is that I heard something we sent to a friend isn't there yet. :( Sniff.
bare4you
09-03-2005, 09:04 PM
The good news is it will most likely get there the first of next week.
jseal
09-05-2005, 11:04 AM
The bad news is that one of the outside cats didn't show up for breakfast.
osuche
09-05-2005, 12:20 PM
The good news is that his absence leaves more food for the other cats. :D
dicksbro
09-05-2005, 12:22 PM
The bad news is, they may get fat from eating too much.
bare4you
09-05-2005, 03:16 PM
The good news is that they are outdoor cats and can run around all they want for exercise and not tear up the house.
AngelicVampires
09-05-2005, 04:51 PM
The bad news is that they are now free to terrorize the rest of the neighborhood.
Bluetigertone
09-06-2005, 10:06 AM
The good news is they will not be digging up your garden.
dicksbro
09-06-2005, 03:07 PM
The bad news is they may start new litters in the wild.
bare4you
09-06-2005, 04:39 PM
The good news as I said before, they are outdoor cats after all.
AngelicVampires
09-06-2005, 07:27 PM
The bad news is...soon, they will take over the world <insert villan laugh here>
bare4you
09-06-2005, 08:43 PM
The good news is that there will always be a baby kitty to play with
AngelicVampires
09-06-2005, 08:45 PM
The bad news is.....those baby kitties will have baby kitties....it's a vicious cycle.
bare4you
09-06-2005, 09:57 PM
The good news is we've about run that one into the ground :rofl:
dicksbro
09-07-2005, 04:03 AM
The bad news is, once planted in the ground, it may sprout.
Bluetigertone
09-07-2005, 10:12 AM
The good news is we may be able to eat it!!!
bare4you
09-07-2005, 04:33 PM
The bad news is the FDA will want to regulate it.
dicksbro
09-07-2005, 05:46 PM
The good news is the party out of power always obstructs what the people working for the party in power want to do.
Glyndwr
09-07-2005, 06:23 PM
The bad news is I didn't understand a word of that
AngelicVampires
09-07-2005, 07:19 PM
The good news is...despite your confusion, you don't have to worry about figuring out what he just said.
rockintime
09-07-2005, 08:40 PM
The bad news is there may be a test on what he said.
the good news is that maybe he will grade on the curve.
dicksbro
09-08-2005, 05:07 PM
The bad news is for those without curves. I always pass those with the curves.
AngelicVampires
09-08-2005, 06:17 PM
The good news is...if dicksbro was the teacher, I really might pass.
bare4you
09-08-2005, 08:57 PM
The bad news is the class was cancelled because too many enrolled and not enough teachers
rockintime
09-08-2005, 11:07 PM
The good news is that meant more time for perving!!! :D
dicksbro
09-09-2005, 01:43 AM
The bad news is that's ^^^^ what the class was all about. ;)
bare4you
09-09-2005, 01:31 PM
The good news is that we at least have a place to go and perv safely
dicksbro
09-09-2005, 01:46 PM
The bad news is that I do have a few things I wanted to get done around the house.
bare4you
09-09-2005, 01:48 PM
The good news is that you have all the time in the world now to do them I bet
The bad news is that maybe he will spend less time here with all them chores.
bare4you
09-09-2005, 04:13 PM
The good news is he can always do the chores later and not have to worry about going to work tomorrow.
dicksbro
09-09-2005, 05:17 PM
The bad news is ... I can't think of a good way to rebut that statement. :)
bare4you
09-09-2005, 05:19 PM
The good news is that you are never at a loss for words sir. :spin:
jseal
09-10-2005, 06:53 AM
The bad news is that I can not retire for a few years yet.
bare4you
09-10-2005, 09:19 AM
The good news is that we all can have a dream
The bad news is waiting for that dream to get here.
bare4you
09-10-2005, 04:21 PM
The good news is that the dream is still alive
The bad news is that anything can happen to mess the dream up.
dicksbro
09-11-2005, 02:24 AM
The good news is that sometimes there are wet dreams. :)
jseal
09-11-2005, 07:36 AM
The bad news is that the quiet period of the day is over.
dicksbro
09-11-2005, 09:59 AM
The good news is that may mean more game players.
Bluetigertone
09-11-2005, 10:10 AM
The bad news is they could still be sleepy!!
bare4you
09-11-2005, 05:22 PM
The good news is they can always wake up when they get to Pixies
The bad news is that sometimes Pixies keeps you up too late causing the tiredness.
bare4you
09-11-2005, 05:47 PM
The good news is that at least we have an excuse for being tired.
dicksbro
09-12-2005, 03:51 AM
The bad news is that sometimes the people that matter don't want excuses. :(
bare4you
09-12-2005, 06:09 PM
The good news is that if a person matters, you don't have to make up an excuse
rockintime
09-12-2005, 09:10 PM
The bad news is that excuses are all too frequent.
dicksbro
09-13-2005, 04:55 AM
The good news is that sometimes they're reasons ... not excuses.
Glyndwr
09-15-2005, 07:04 PM
The bad news is there is no good news
bare4you
09-15-2005, 08:27 PM
The good news is that today is my Friday! :spin:
jseal
09-16-2005, 09:03 AM
The bad news is that the humidity today is through the roof!
dicksbro
09-16-2005, 12:41 PM
The good news is ... not here. It's actually quite cool. :)
The bad news is that I have to work tomorrow.
dicksbro
09-16-2005, 05:24 PM
The good news is that means you'll earn money.
bare4you
09-16-2005, 06:06 PM
The bad news - she has to work on a Saturday
jseal
09-17-2005, 07:01 AM
The good news is that the cats are playing together.
bare4you
09-17-2005, 02:29 PM
The bad news is they might break something
dicksbro
09-18-2005, 02:11 AM
The good news is they'll be having fun.
Glyndwr
09-18-2005, 02:26 AM
The bad news is they just started fighting
dicksbro
09-18-2005, 02:42 AM
The good news is their fights don't usually last too long.
jseal
09-18-2005, 06:52 AM
The bad news is that their hair gets everywhere
dicksbro
09-18-2005, 07:42 AM
The good news is that it regrows.
The bad news that pets are too much trouble. Kind of like teenagers. :D
bare4you
09-18-2005, 03:22 PM
The good news is that teenagers eventually leave the house
The bad news is that sometimes they might come back. :eek:
dicksbro
09-18-2005, 06:33 PM
The good news is they may mature enough that their being home wouldn't be a disaster. Yeah. Right. :)
bare4you
09-19-2005, 05:10 PM
The bad news is that they never really become independent.
dicksbro
09-20-2005, 03:45 AM
The good news is they might clean the gutters and mow the grass. :)
bare4you
09-20-2005, 05:13 PM
The bad news is that they will get confused and mow the gutters and clean the grass because they just didn't understand what you said!
(can you tell I have personal experience there?)
Glyndwr
09-20-2005, 06:30 PM
The good news is they will only learn by doing it over until it is correct
bare4you
09-20-2005, 08:48 PM
The bad news is that for most - it just takes a little longer.
dicksbro
09-21-2005, 02:44 AM
The good news is you didn't do it.
bare4you
09-21-2005, 08:37 PM
The bad news I always got blamed no matter if I did it or not!
dicksbro
09-22-2005, 01:23 AM
The good news is we don't blame you. :)
jseal
09-22-2005, 05:35 AM
The bad news is that I must go to work in a few minutes.
dicksbro
09-22-2005, 06:28 AM
The good news is ... I don't. :)
bare4you
09-22-2005, 09:10 PM
The bad news is most of us have many years of work left before we can retire like DB
dicksbro
09-23-2005, 03:34 AM
The good news is, you're day is coming ... probably faster than you realize. :thumb:
jseal
09-23-2005, 05:25 AM
The bad new is in the Gulf of Mexico
bare4you
09-23-2005, 05:10 PM
The good news is that the storm is not as bad as it first appeared.
dicksbro
09-24-2005, 04:27 AM
The bad news is that NO is flooded again. :(
The good news is that they will drain it again and continue on.
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 01:14 PM
The bad news is that we've still got a lot of "hurricane season" to go. :(
The good news will be if people take them seriously.
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 02:52 PM
The bad ... and sad news is that some don't. :(
bare4you
09-26-2005, 04:24 PM
The good news is that winter is almost here with all the fun snow and ice brings with it!
The bad news is that I don't get any snow to have fun with.
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 06:38 PM
The good news is that means you won't have to shovel it.
jseal
09-27-2005, 05:33 AM
The bad news is that I have to change the cat litter. Bleah!
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 06:48 AM
The good news is that it'll be better when it's done.
The bad news is that the cat will just make him do it again.
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 06:17 PM
The good news is that at least the cats use a litter box.
bare4you
09-29-2005, 05:36 PM
The bad news is when the kitty is sick and can't make it to the litter box in time and you have to clean up the floor
dicksbro
09-29-2005, 06:42 PM
The good news is they're not always sick.
bare4you
09-30-2005, 03:01 PM
The bad news is cats rarely like to share the same litter box.
The good news is that I got rid of my cat and the box.
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 05:38 PM
The bad news is that car urine smells so terrible.
bare4you
10-01-2005, 04:56 PM
The good news is that we now have a thing called a toilet to use instead of your car.
dicksbro
10-02-2005, 02:30 AM
LOL ... the bad news is that I should proofread my posts ... :grin:
bare4you
10-02-2005, 03:23 PM
The good news is that I knew what you meant but couldn't resist (no harm intended) :rofl:
dicksbro
10-03-2005, 03:48 AM
Not a problem ... plus ...
the bad news is I couldn't think of anything cute to come back with. :)
bare4you
10-03-2005, 03:57 PM
The good news is you recovered nicely
dicksbro
10-03-2005, 05:06 PM
The bad news is I haven't finished with the stuff I needed to do today. :(
bare4you
10-03-2005, 05:07 PM
The good news is there is always tomorrow
musicman
10-03-2005, 09:17 PM
the bad news is my cold will probably break tomorrow
lizzardbits
10-03-2005, 09:47 PM
the good news is that i finally got a job and that means money for a wedding! :D:D:D
blkcat
10-03-2005, 09:54 PM
the bad news is,if it's to be in england you won't earn enough :faint:
dicksbro
10-04-2005, 03:09 AM
The really good news is she's in love.
Studmuffin69
10-04-2005, 04:43 PM
The bad news is my landlord is selling the houes and I have to move.
bare4you
10-04-2005, 04:44 PM
The good news is that you finally have a reason to clean out the closets
dicksbro
10-05-2005, 02:52 AM
The bad news is that sounds like work.
Bluetigertone
10-05-2005, 12:19 PM
The good news is that you dont have to listen to reason.
The bad news is that no one listens to me.
Bluetigertone
10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
The good news is I will if you are nice to me>
bare4you
10-05-2005, 03:57 PM
The bad news is that she might :spank: you for not listening.
dicksbro
10-06-2005, 05:08 AM
The good news is that she might :spank: me even if I do listen.
The bad news is that my arm might get tired with all this :spank: going on.
dicksbro
10-06-2005, 10:20 AM
The good news is you could replace the :spank: with :x:
The bad news is that with all the :x: I might get chapped lips.
dicksbro
10-06-2005, 07:43 PM
The good news is there's still a chance to :grope:
bare4you
10-06-2005, 09:37 PM
The bad news is that :grope: won't be enough to satisfy most of us.
dicksbro
10-07-2005, 04:52 AM
The good news is that more can go on in a huddle than meets the eye. :p
bare4you
10-07-2005, 01:15 PM
The bad news is someone might get left out
The good news is that we can always make room for one more.
bare4you
10-07-2005, 04:03 PM
The bad news is that some don't play well with others and don't like to share
alspals69
10-07-2005, 05:15 PM
The good new is that the dyslexics sexoholics association held their first meeting dotay
dicksbro
10-08-2005, 03:25 AM
The bad news is he kept trying to find the moor gniteem, but couldn't.
jseal
10-08-2005, 10:01 AM
The good news is the today is Saturday.
bare4you
10-08-2005, 02:55 PM
The bad news is that it's back to work for me tomorrow
alspals69
10-08-2005, 05:13 PM
the good news is that your not really paranoid
dicksbro
10-09-2005, 06:36 AM
The bad news is when you're afraid to admit it.
The good news is that this 11 hour work day is almost over!
dicksbro
10-11-2005, 02:55 AM
The bad news is that today's going to be another busy day for me. :(
The good news is that watching 7 kids puts me back into the money! :line:
dicksbro
10-11-2005, 04:23 PM
The bad news is that if the seven kids are in that line ^^^^^, doing the wave all day, I'd go bonkers.
bare4you
10-11-2005, 04:33 PM
The good news is that she can handle it!
dicksbro
10-11-2005, 09:02 PM
The bad news is that's time she's not here. :(
The good news is that I'm good at multi-tasking.
dicksbro
10-12-2005, 06:42 AM
That is good news ... the bad news is ... ah ... well ... hmmmmm ... it's dark out.
Winston77
10-12-2005, 11:01 AM
The good news is the sun might show it's face next Tuesday
alspals69
10-12-2005, 04:58 PM
The bad news is its wednesday today
dicksbro
10-12-2005, 05:11 PM
The good news is we're one day closer to the weekend. :thumb:
jseal
10-13-2005, 08:34 AM
The bad news is that the weather has turned nasty.
girlredhot
10-13-2005, 01:37 PM
The good news is in the midwest it is suppose to be nice.
bare4you
10-13-2005, 05:34 PM
The bad news is that the weather-guessers are not always accurate.
dicksbro
10-13-2005, 06:22 PM
The good news is that it looks like they'll be right this time. :thumb:
bare4you
10-13-2005, 06:22 PM
The bad news is that all they really do is guess about the weather....anyone can look outside the window and see whether or not it is raining!
dicksbro
10-13-2005, 06:39 PM
The good news is at least we're not likely to get snow or ice tonight. :)
The bad news is that I have to leave the state if I want to see any snow.
alspals69
10-14-2005, 05:59 PM
the good news is that there's snow business like show business
The bad news is that I actually laughed at your lame post. :D
alspals69
10-14-2005, 06:25 PM
the good news was that i was fed up but now am hartend that anyone would laugh at that joke!!
dicksbro
10-14-2005, 06:41 PM
The bad news is that TT still would have to leave the state to find snow. :(
bare4you
10-14-2005, 10:55 PM
The good news is that snow will soon be available in most of the US
Zelezniy
10-15-2005, 12:39 AM
Bad news is it will be sold as novelty to Kuwait
dicksbro
10-15-2005, 05:26 AM
The good news is that would give us back some of the money we spend on their oil.
bare4you
10-15-2005, 11:46 AM
The bad news is that they won't ever do that for us (bastards)
The good news is that we always have Alaska. :D
alspals69
10-15-2005, 04:37 PM
The bad news is that not everyone likes mixing cake with ice cream.
dicksbro
10-15-2005, 06:05 PM
The good news is cake and ice cream sounds good right now. :)
bare4you
10-18-2005, 09:36 PM
The bad news is that I don't have any cake in the house right now except the stuff in the box waiting to be made
dicksbro
10-19-2005, 03:32 AM
The good news is that you could bake us all a cake. :slurp:
The bad news is that cake isn't on my diet! :(
Coaster
10-19-2005, 12:43 PM
The good news is that you have many ways you could serve it up! :slurp:
dicksbro
10-20-2005, 04:02 PM
The bad news is that's hard to do when we're all so far apart. :(
alspals69
10-21-2005, 06:18 PM
the good news is that when i look at some of the lady pixies pics.... we suddenly get about 6 inches closer!!!
dicksbro
10-21-2005, 06:57 PM
The bad news is they always seem to be "under glass" so to speak. :(
bare4you
10-21-2005, 09:58 PM
The good news is that they are willing to share :x:
dicksbro
10-22-2005, 03:49 AM
The bad news is sometimes I'm not here when they are. :(
jseal
10-22-2005, 10:33 AM
The good news is that it is Saturday.
dicksbro
10-22-2005, 05:27 PM
The bad news is that it's already evening. :(
The good news is that tomorrow is another kid free day. :)
dicksbro
10-23-2005, 02:20 AM
The bad news is I was going to be a "free kid for a day." :(
bare4you
10-23-2005, 04:39 PM
The good news is that there is always tomorrow!
alspals69
10-23-2005, 04:45 PM
The bad news is i keep falling asleep because i spend too much time on the net!!
jseal
10-23-2005, 05:10 PM
The good news is that when you wake up you are where you want to be!
dicksbro
10-23-2005, 05:15 PM
The bad news is I just woke up froma nap and still feel tired.
jseal
10-24-2005, 09:52 AM
The good news is that I'm feeling chipper today. :)
dicksbro
10-24-2005, 10:26 AM
The bad news is that I just heard that Key West has gotten some severe flooding. :(
alspals69
10-24-2005, 04:42 PM
The good news it that wind turbines are a more viable and eco-friendly option as an alternative to conventional power generation in Fla.
I hope your peeps n Florida are OK.
bare4you
10-24-2005, 07:46 PM
The bad news is that the big power companies won't develop alternative power sources
I echo the thoughts for our Flordia Pixies
the good news is there is always tomorrow to do the work i put off today.
The bad news is that I don't like this cold front we are having!
dicksbro
10-25-2005, 06:14 PM
The good news is that while cool in the morning, the days have been very nice.
bare4you
10-27-2005, 05:48 PM
The bad news is that all the leaves in your yard are much harder to get rid of since most cities don't allow leaf burning any more
dicksbro
10-27-2005, 06:51 PM
The good news is that our town has a few weeks when the leaves can be taken to a central spot and dumped at no charge.
jseal
10-28-2005, 03:58 AM
The bad news is that I must attend a 2 hours meeting today.
dicksbro
10-28-2005, 05:51 AM
The good news is that it's going to be a nice day and I can go out and enjoy it.
The bad news is that I have been stuck inside all day.
alspals69
10-28-2005, 04:26 PM
the good news is that my girls make-over party is well... over, lol... kids in bed and and i'm free free FREE!!!
imaginewithme
10-28-2005, 08:14 PM
The bad news is I have to figure out how to get off 9 lbs
dicksbro
10-29-2005, 05:29 AM
The good news is that when you figure it out ... you can tell me. :)
bare4you
10-29-2005, 09:54 AM
The bad news is the weight usually finds it's way back no matter how often you try to lose it
jseal
10-29-2005, 04:21 PM
The good news is that the temperature has gone up today.
dicksbro
10-29-2005, 04:59 PM
The bad new is, it'll probably go back down tonight.
jseal
10-30-2005, 07:25 AM
The good news is that we are able to enjoy another day! :)
bare4you
10-30-2005, 06:14 PM
The bad news is that it is going to rain again tomorrow
imaginewithme
10-30-2005, 06:16 PM
The good news is I have an outing to go to tomorrow
bare4you
10-30-2005, 06:17 PM
The bad news is that I can't go with you.
imaginewithme
10-30-2005, 06:18 PM
The good news is you won't be missing much!
The bad news is that it's back to work tomorrow.
dicksbro
10-30-2005, 06:38 PM
The good news is that having work enables our livestyles.
Glyndwr
10-30-2005, 06:38 PM
The good news is the previous statement doesn't include me
dicksbro
10-30-2005, 07:29 PM
The bad news is that work also takes time away from things we might enjoy more.
jseal
10-31-2005, 11:37 AM
The good news is that sooner or later we can get back to the things we love.
alspals69
10-31-2005, 04:16 PM
the bad news is that by then we ma need a map to find them
bare4you
10-31-2005, 08:33 PM
The good news is that tomorrow is another chance to get everything done you didn't today.
dicksbro
11-01-2005, 03:49 AM
The bad news is we'll probably get some rain this morning.
The good news is that we have been having glorious weather.
dicksbro
11-01-2005, 03:02 PM
The bad news is ... one of these days it's likely to change. :(
alspals69
11-01-2005, 03:47 PM
The good news is that variety is the spice of life (eh Tess?)
bare4you
11-01-2005, 09:53 PM
The bad news is that the variety show ends up getting replaced by a drama most of the time
dicksbro
11-02-2005, 05:43 AM
The good news is that sometimes a good drama can be fun to watch.
imaginewithme
11-02-2005, 05:23 PM
The bad news is I must be going soon for a bit to make sure dinner is about ready
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