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Lovediva
02-14-2002, 09:19 PM
...yep..he sure was.... :D :D
Nubian
02-14-2002, 09:59 PM
LMAO. Loved that one!
Irish
02-14-2002, 10:30 PM
LoveDiva4u---I know that you're probably just waiting for someone to ask.I'll be the victim.What happened to your other avitar?I'm sure others have noticed;but don't want to be the
scapegoat.It won't be the first time that I sacrificed myself;so
give! Irish
Lovediva
02-14-2002, 10:31 PM
Irish...can't you read???? :D :D
Someone Stole it.....:D :D
MilkToast
02-14-2002, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Irish...can't you read???? :D :D
Someone Stole it.....:D :D
now, who would do a thing like that to the Diva! not cool!!!!! maybe they need a spankin'
Irish
02-14-2002, 10:40 PM
I have been accused of stealing many things;although ASSAULT
was usually the one with the highest arrest record.I don't think
that stealing an avitar is even on the books.It might be something new.I have been trying to stay out of trouble;the last
few years;so it might be a new addition! Irish
MilkToast
02-14-2002, 10:43 PM
Avatar theft... the e-collar crime :)
legend
02-15-2002, 07:10 AM
LoveDiva - I saw the alien pic and just thought i would share with you the fact that echidnas have four penises...interesting trivia...well not really
blk cat
02-15-2002, 07:40 AM
A canadian farce caused by our bleeding heart government
Lovediva
02-15-2002, 12:19 PM
I just thought this was a cute picture...so Bite me!! :D :D
Irish
02-15-2002, 01:07 PM
LoveDiva4u---That picture reminds me of a girl that I went out with
in High School.Kind of smells like her too!Thanks for the memories!
Irish
Lovediva
02-15-2002, 04:06 PM
Viagra can kill you.... :D :D
Lovediva
02-15-2002, 04:07 PM
Chinese food anyone???? :D :D
scotzoidman
02-15-2002, 05:21 PM
Know what ya mean, Irish...y'know, some guys won't eat it if it smells like fish!
Irish
02-15-2002, 06:31 PM
Scotz---I was stationed with a guy who was married for years and
always scoffed at the other guys;saying that he would never do that;a real Redneck.He came to work one day and had tried the act and loved it!After that he couldn't do it enough!To appreciate
it;you had to listen to how adamant he was about not doing it and how judgemental he was about anyone who did.A last of the
caveman type.(Women are here for mens pleasure) Irish
Lovediva
02-15-2002, 06:32 PM
Women are here for mens pleasure
I think it's the other way around Irish...Men are here for women's pleasure!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :p :p
Nubian
02-15-2002, 06:50 PM
Be careful with your reply here Irish. This field is fraught with many mines. Many have tried but few have successfully travailed its path. :D :D
Irish
02-15-2002, 06:51 PM
LoveDiva4u---In case you didn't know.I meant that was the way that he thought;not me.I believe that each person should contribute equally.That's what makes a good relationship! Irish
Nubian
02-15-2002, 06:53 PM
Bravo!!! Successfully navigated. Diva...?:p :p :p
Lovediva
02-15-2002, 06:55 PM
<Walks in. Tips hat to Irish. Walks Out.>
( but I still stand by my comment) :D :D
Irish
02-15-2002, 06:57 PM
Nubian---I don't figure out how to word my replies.I just shoot
from the hip.If people don't like my replies;I'm sorry.That's what
makes the world go around.You can't make all of the people happy all of the time. Irish
P.S.Thanks for the advice!
Nubian
02-15-2002, 06:57 PM
Diva...And none would dare disagree with said comments. (At least I know I wouldn't.)
Nubian
02-15-2002, 07:08 PM
I must say I respect that Irish. Me? I'm sometimes too engaged in making sure that I don't ruffle any feathers. But I'm learning. :p :p
Originally posted by Irish
Nubian---I don't figure out how to word my replies.I just shoot
from the hip.If people don't like my replies;I'm sorry.That's what
makes the world go around.You can't make all of the people happy all of the time. Irish
P.S.Thanks for the advice!
scotzoidman
02-15-2002, 08:05 PM
Ok, we'll just play it Diva's way... we're just life-support systems for a penis ;) :D :rolleyes:
Bilbo
02-16-2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by scotzoidman
Ok, we'll just play it Diva's way... we're just life-support systems for a penis ;) :D :rolleyes:
ROTFLMFAO @ Scitzoid
MilkToast
02-16-2002, 03:36 PM
ladies... beware when bungy jumping
MilkToast
02-16-2002, 03:43 PM
veggies might be good for some...
MilkToast
02-16-2002, 03:45 PM
a day at the beach
scotzoidman
02-17-2002, 04:42 AM
I'll just pass on dessert...
Words just can't do this one justice :)
Oldfart
02-19-2002, 11:24 PM
He must have really ducked out for a wee.
legend
02-20-2002, 06:49 AM
but here's some xmas pix
legend
02-20-2002, 06:50 AM
another
legend
02-20-2002, 06:53 AM
yet another
legend
02-20-2002, 06:54 AM
still another
Lovediva
02-20-2002, 08:36 AM
Those are repeats Legend!!! :p :p
I beat you to it a longggggggg time ago....:D :D :p ;)
Geek Boy
02-20-2002, 10:24 PM
My wife and I have all the secrets for making a marriage last:
1.Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Her's is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now.
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...
I said dust.
Geek Boy
02-20-2002, 10:26 PM
An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession:
"Father, during WW2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to confess."
"It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual favors."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy will balance the good and the evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I have one more question."
"And what is that,?" asked the priest.
The old man replied, "Should I tell her the war is over?"
legend
02-21-2002, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Those are repeats Legend!!! :p :p
I beat you to it a longggggggg time ago....:D :D :p ;)
ok. :o I haven't been here that long u know.
Lovediva
02-21-2002, 08:10 AM
That's ok Legend..I was just teasing :D :p...I know there are ALOT of pages to go through to see what was posted already...
legend
02-21-2002, 08:33 AM
Diva - has an aimated gif pic about the real reason for beer bellies been posted? I'll put it up if it hasn't.
Lovediva
02-21-2002, 08:36 AM
Duh.....I don't know...check!!!! :D :D :p
Go ahead and post it anyway!!! :D
legend
02-21-2002, 08:41 AM
well it doesn't matter anyway, cause the file is too big :mad:
Lovediva
02-21-2002, 08:42 AM
LMAO
legend
02-21-2002, 08:45 AM
you mock me.....:fish:
Lovediva
02-21-2002, 07:56 PM
I like the bar stools... :D :p
Lovediva
02-21-2002, 07:57 PM
Will men never learn??? :D :D
Lovediva
02-21-2002, 07:59 PM
Cocks....aren't just for sex anymore!! :D ;) :D
Nubian
02-21-2002, 07:59 PM
LMAO.
MilkToast
02-21-2002, 09:57 PM
likely this has been posted before, but I do not recall seeing it here...
DO NOT mess with THIS squirrel!!!!
legend
02-22-2002, 12:15 PM
well too bad
legend
02-22-2002, 12:18 PM
i like this one
legend
02-22-2002, 12:38 PM
what a good idea
legend
02-22-2002, 12:48 PM
his and hers
legend
02-22-2002, 12:50 PM
now this would be a great game
legend
02-22-2002, 12:52 PM
can't argue with this
legend
02-22-2002, 12:53 PM
how would u pass these exams?
Irish
02-22-2002, 01:14 PM
Legend---The problem wouldn't be passing those exams.It would
be studying for them!The one on "fart"is so true. Irish
Q:How do you know that the honeymoon is over?
A:He says;"Pull my finger;instead of Excuse Me!"
Mercury_Maniac
02-25-2002, 09:18 PM
wow this site sure has come a long way, haven't had a computer for awhile guys but this place keeps getting better and better
Grumble
02-26-2002, 12:47 AM
hope you all like this one, come on Princess LOL
legend
02-26-2002, 06:28 AM
great pic gg...LOL :)
scotzoidman
02-26-2002, 06:46 PM
a traffic sign I'd like to see
Nubian
02-26-2002, 06:47 PM
Rib breaking funny ScotzoidMan...LMAO.
Oldfart
02-27-2002, 06:45 AM
Zoid
Almost got splatted by a lady driving with a cigarette in
one hand and a mobile phone in the other a few days ago.
Scary!
Lovediva
02-27-2002, 10:03 AM
Driving the 401 every weekend is SCARY....And I think I saw the A-hole who got creamed last weekend....His brand new Ford Explorer SUV was over on it's roof!!
Irish
02-27-2002, 10:34 AM
I live at the top of a grade on a state highway.A few years ago;I
was driving down the grade.A woman was driving up the road;
towards me.She was putting makeup on with one hand.She was
brushing her hair with the other.Assuming that she had two hands;she must have been steering with her knees.There out
there. Irish
P.S.Hooray for me and screw everyone else!
Mercury_Maniac
02-27-2002, 04:14 PM
hope this doesn't offend anyone, therefore i'm a hick also
Lovediva
02-27-2002, 08:39 PM
Cool truck Mercury...guess that makes me a Hick too!:D :D
I just love the imagination of some people to build a vehicle like that...wonder if the inside has a jaccuzzi???? :D :D
Be carefull what you ask for.......:grn: :gld: :D :D
Mercury_Maniac
02-27-2002, 09:01 PM
Don't Judge a book by its cover!!!
Mercury_Maniac
02-27-2002, 09:02 PM
a Very extreme way of explaining the consequences
Mercury_Maniac
02-27-2002, 09:10 PM
another extreme, this is an actual sign that was placed before a very sharp curve with a big drop off, so many people died from not slowing down they put up a convincing sign.
Mercury_Maniac
02-27-2002, 09:10 PM
sorry the last picture is kinda small, i had to resize it to cut down the bytes
paximbello
02-28-2002, 06:18 AM
thought u might like this
paximbello
02-28-2002, 06:22 AM
or this
paximbello
02-28-2002, 06:32 AM
or this
legend
02-28-2002, 12:14 PM
a pic for u all
legend
02-28-2002, 12:15 PM
i think i have this problem :D
legend
02-28-2002, 12:18 PM
:D
legend
02-28-2002, 12:20 PM
this has probably been posted but it would take to long to find out. so...
proof that woman are evil :D
sugarfreecandy
02-28-2002, 12:35 PM
LMAO, Legend --- love that proof! But I have to say, it may require a mathematical proof to assert that girls are evil, but all it takes is just plain common sense and observation to realize that boys are evil too. ( :D ) Case in point:
sugarfreecandy
02-28-2002, 12:38 PM
... While I'm a Calvin & Hobbes theme I might as well add this one too --- seeing as it's seasonally appropriate and all...
--- sweetstuff
sugarfreecandy
02-28-2002, 01:05 PM
Uhhh... The Canadian military has been deployed. Better watch out, Osama... :rolleyes:
legend
02-28-2002, 01:48 PM
the perfect man...
legend
02-28-2002, 01:50 PM
here's one for Irish....an explanation of computer terms :D
Lovediva
02-28-2002, 10:03 PM
She....Climaxed!! :D :D :)
Lovediva
02-28-2002, 10:05 PM
Now here is something even I haven't tried yet!!!! :D :D ;)
legend
02-28-2002, 10:10 PM
LMAO @ Diva
Lovediva
02-28-2002, 10:11 PM
Taste test anyone????? :whiteghos :D
Lovediva
02-28-2002, 10:12 PM
Yep...with a tongue like this I think he could get anyone he wanted....:D
:fly:
Lovediva
02-28-2002, 10:14 PM
Gotta love the nervous doctor on his first surgical procedure...lmfao... :D :D
Oldfart
03-04-2002, 01:31 AM
Not quite kosher.
scotzoidman
03-04-2002, 01:36 AM
Kinda gives a new meaning to "down on the farm"....
Oldfart
03-04-2002, 01:39 AM
Music Man
Portnoy's Lamb-chop?
Irish
03-04-2002, 08:25 AM
OF---From looking at your last thread;I can see that you need some explanation of some sexual terms.
Flop-off:One wing of a chicken is glued to his(her) body.You place the chicken on your hard-on and let him go.He rotates and you
get "flopped-off!"
Walk-off:You lay in a bathtub;on your back.Your hard penis is stick
ing out of the water(just the head)You glue a flies wings to his
body.You place him on the head of your penis and let him go!
You then get"walked-off!"
I hope these sexual definitions have been explanatory enough.
Irish
Oldfart
03-05-2002, 06:08 AM
Is that like attaching your cock to a car-lift?
Being Jacked off?
paximbello
03-05-2002, 06:23 AM
hey I don't like any one pm'ing me If I find something I feel funny I will send it _ don''t hassle me
Oldfart
03-05-2002, 06:46 AM
Paximbello
If someone's hassling you, tell Diva.
She'll post a warning to the offender.
Her job, she's a moderator.
Lovediva
03-05-2002, 10:35 AM
Paximbello
I tried to PM you, but I see I can't. :(
If someone is bothering you, please let me know.
I will deal with them.
And that goes for all members.
Like Oldfart said ..it's my job.
scotzoidman
03-05-2002, 11:07 PM
And an excellent job she does, too
Here's a new workout video...
MilkToast
03-05-2002, 11:11 PM
owww... owww.... owww... owww... damn, now that is what I call working it out!
mindboxer505
03-05-2002, 11:11 PM
OUCH!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE TWISTED MAN'S KAMA SUTRA!!!!!!
Irish
03-05-2002, 11:56 PM
I thought that I recognised her best side! Irish
Lovediva
03-06-2002, 06:15 AM
Actually guys....you should try out that position....Mmmmm..it is awesome...it's not any worse than the lady sitting on you and grinding back and forth on you as hard as she can...... :D :D :) :D
legend
03-06-2002, 06:54 AM
don't know about that.....looks like you'd have to have a rubber roger :eek:
Oldfart
03-06-2002, 07:18 AM
It looks great if you're a 75 lb slim type.
I'm 225lb and not built for that.
I'll settle for a lady sitting on my lap.
scotzoidman
03-06-2002, 10:16 PM
Me too also OF... can't even do ONE of those handclap pushups!
Oldfart
03-06-2002, 11:47 PM
Don't think this is a repeat, but it's getting harder to remember.
Lovediva
03-08-2002, 09:27 AM
This is just bad....LOL..I hate the Simpsons!!!!
Irish
03-08-2002, 01:37 PM
LoveDiva4u---I can't beleive that you don't like the Simpsons.They
crack me up.Especially Bart&Homer.Bart reminds me of the stupid things that I did in my youth.I like him;mostly;because he is so irreverent about everything.Homer and his"Duf"beer remind me of my drinking days when all that I really cared about was were that I got my next beer.I have a T-shirt that has Bart on it.It says
Underachiever and proud of it! Irish
legend
03-10-2002, 06:53 AM
i'm with Irish, the Simpsons rock :)
Oldfart
03-10-2002, 11:27 AM
The Simpsons rule.
I know people like them, in facets.
PantyFanatic
03-10-2002, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Oldfart
Don't think this is a repeat, but it's getting harder to remember.
I see your FORGETTER is working better too............. :)
Oldfart
03-10-2002, 07:58 PM
Um..........
desmond_25
03-11-2002, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and,smiling, he says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!"
Her: "No, no,and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't!"
Him: "I beg you ..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's younger
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says: "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise, I can do it.
Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But, tell him to take
his fuckin' hand off the intercom!"
really good stuff i must say...am going to be carefull about where i keep my hands next time...LOL
desmond_25
03-11-2002, 01:03 AM
A man is going off to a business trip and doesn't want his wife to cheat on him.
To make sure of that, he goes to a shop called "Joe's Dildos" and asks him for the best dildo he has to give his wife enough fun to last her until he returns.
"Well, how about this 10 incher?"(25.4 cm) "No, I need a SPECIAL one".
"OK", The guy says, He pulls out a box with strange markings that translate to
"THE VOODOO DICK."
"This is the best one I got. You say "Voodo dick" and then what you want it to work on."
"Really? Let's test it. Voodoo dick the door! The dildo flew out of the box, went over to the door, and worked it until the door broke in half, "Voodoo dick the box!" The huge fake penis flew back to the box and settled down.
the guy bought it, and presented it to his wife explaining to her the instructions for use "See, you say Voodo dick and then what you want it to slam."
So the wife decides to begin immediately, so she says "Voodoo dick" my pussy!!!! And she leans back on the bed and begins to shake …it's so good, the guy is satisfied and leaves. After about 6 Hours pass of good great sex, the wife wants it to stop.
"Voodo dick stop!" But nothing happens. So she gets into the car, and drives shakily to the hospital. She gets pulled over for swerving, and the cop says "How come you can't drive normal?"
The wife reponds, "wwwelllll ooofffiiicccerrrr, tttttthhhheerrreeeessss aaaa Voooddddoooooo
ddddiiiiccckkkkkk ssstttuuuccckkk iiiinnn mmyyyy ppppussssyyyyyyyy"
The cop doesn't believe her and says sarcastically…"Voodoo dick? give me a break ..!! voodoo dick my ass!!!!"
desmond_25
03-11-2002, 01:08 AM
I think that i am falling in love with Diva
Oldfart
03-11-2002, 07:02 AM
Required behaviour for the Forum, Des.
Lovediva
03-11-2002, 11:42 PM
Tis Not Oldfart!!! :p :D
Remember you mom telling you to eat your veggies????
Well here ya go.....eat these!!:D :D
Lovediva
03-11-2002, 11:44 PM
With more Holidays coming up..thought some of you might need this...:D :p :D
Sarriah
03-11-2002, 11:44 PM
Rofl thats sooo funny...
scotzoidman
03-12-2002, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Tis Not Oldfart!!! :p :D
Have to disagree, Diva... you got the Vulcan Death Grip on several hearts round here...
Remember you mom telling you to eat your veggies????
Well here ya go.....eat these!!:D :D Do you think the figure on the left seems to be crossing her legs in fear of the figure on the right? Just a thought...
desmond_25
03-12-2002, 12:50 AM
falling in love...can't help it ....diva..wonderfull stuff..where do you get those...
Oldfart
03-12-2002, 03:58 AM
Probably a repeat, but always good advice.
Beware marriage......
legend
03-12-2002, 11:19 AM
you could say that's a really nice view :D
Irish
03-12-2002, 11:26 AM
Legend---Besides the fact that it is human nature to look;look at
his spouse!Who could blame him?I once told my wife that when I
stop looking;she had better start worrying;because I just turned
Gay. Irish
legend
03-12-2002, 11:28 AM
Irish - when i'm walking around the shopping centre, i'm hardly ever looking where i'm going :D
Irish
03-12-2002, 11:36 AM
Legend---That was the one thing that I liked about my parents
making me go to Sunday Mass.It gave you a great chance to scope out the girls going to Communion.It was hard to genuflect
with a hard-on tho. Irish
P.S.Religion can be benifical!
legend
03-12-2002, 11:39 AM
Irish - it's also hard to drive near a beachside road. too many distractions :D
here's a pic for everyone....i'm sure you'll get a kick out of it :D
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/whats_wrong.htm
Christine
03-12-2002, 04:36 PM
^ That one made me fall of my chair the first time I saw it; I believe my heart is still somewhere out there...
I'm sorry if this one has been posted before, but it just cracks me up every time...it makes ya think twice right? ;)
legend
03-12-2002, 05:45 PM
for Aquaman43
legend
03-12-2002, 05:47 PM
another
legend
03-12-2002, 05:49 PM
and another
legend
03-12-2002, 05:51 PM
hope your enjoying these Aquaman43
legend
03-12-2002, 05:52 PM
last one for now
Lovediva
03-12-2002, 07:44 PM
Now here is a smart duck!!! :p :D :D
MilkToast
03-12-2002, 11:20 PM
remember... it can always be worse (depending on your point of view)...
MilkToast
03-12-2002, 11:28 PM
this may have been posted before...
I wish my PC had this software loaded on it!!!
scotzoidman
03-13-2002, 12:19 AM
Oh gawd, Christine... when I think of all the kittens sacrificed right here @ Pixie's...
Actually, if that were true, we wouldn't have a cat overpopulation problem...
Going to kill another kitty now...
desmond_25
03-13-2002, 01:18 AM
its getting better and better as time progresses on..diva..this one is for you...from me...with love...LOL
Red Rose
03-13-2002, 02:09 AM
heres how it all started:D
blk cat
03-13-2002, 09:33 PM
I think Diva can use this
Lovediva
03-13-2002, 09:35 PM
LMFAO!!! I have seen that pic soooo many times before..but man..it makes me laugh so damn hard each and everytime I see it!!! Thanks Blk cat!!! :D :D :D
GermanSteve
03-14-2002, 05:57 PM
Hi,
you do not know where those stones are that you posted?
They are called Grandmotherstone and Grandfatherstone and are both located on a thai island called Koh Samui. I have been there once. I can recommend having holidays there. Nice asian island for relaxing.
Tip: choose living at chaweng beach.
Greetings, GermanSteve
Geek Boy
03-14-2002, 07:41 PM
People in my town are usually a lot more careful than this (and are usually more pricey too <g>)
blk cat
03-14-2002, 07:42 PM
Found this while on vacation
Lovediva
03-14-2002, 07:52 PM
Yep I would have to agree...and then some!!! :D :D
Lovediva
03-14-2002, 07:54 PM
Ok..got this in my email today...who sent it???
You can call me a bitch...but don't call me sexy!!! :p :D :D
Lovediva
03-15-2002, 06:00 PM
Going away for the weekend.... Just thought I'd leave you with this before I go... :D In case some of you might need it!! LOL :D :D :p ;)
Have a good weekend everyone!
Lovediva
03-15-2002, 06:22 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
http://www.madblast.com/flash_shows/new/fartball.swf
GermanSteve
03-16-2002, 05:31 PM
ever seen that?:D
scotzoidman
03-17-2002, 02:12 AM
Ok, one last snow pic to get a grip on...
scotzoidman
03-17-2002, 02:13 AM
Time to put my foot down!
scotzoidman
03-17-2002, 02:16 AM
I know, I'll probably catch Hell for this one... but guys, you know this is the question we all dread...
Oldfart
03-17-2002, 07:39 AM
My brother sent me this one. I wonder why?
legend
03-17-2002, 07:43 AM
i'm not sure, but that last one looks fake to me
scotzoidman
03-17-2002, 09:17 AM
What? OF's beer thing? Doesn't look fake to me...:rolleyes:
legend
03-17-2002, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by scotzoidman
What? OF's beer thing? Doesn't look fake to me...:rolleyes:
no. your picture Scotz. it just doesn't seem right. :confused:
scotzoidman
03-17-2002, 12:59 PM
I knew that... Of course it doesn't look right... it's a J-O-K-E... and I don't care if it's fake or not... just hope someone thinks it's funny... frankly, I don't know why someone would go to the trouble to fake something like that...
Geek Boy
03-17-2002, 06:15 PM
True, but then you've got to wonder why anyone would do that in the first place.
Oldfart
03-18-2002, 12:01 PM
Because they can, Geek Boy, because they can.
Lovediva
03-18-2002, 12:03 PM
That's not a fake pic....that's my ass!!!!!! :D :D ;)
Scotz..I told you not to post it.....you are sooooo bad!!!!!
Oldfart
03-18-2002, 12:06 PM
Wasn't that in that old movie?
Donkey Hotey?
Or am I making an ass of myself?
Lovediva
03-18-2002, 12:08 PM
LMAO@OF!!!
You can make an ass of yourself anytime you want OF!!!
(Actually I would like to see your ass..... ;) :D)
Irish
03-18-2002, 12:28 PM
That is one of those questions that you can't awnser without getting yourself into trouble.
Q:Do these make my ass look fat?
A:No(lie)
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Q:Do these make my ass look fat?
A:No;your ass is fat anyway!(truth)
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Eitherway;you're in trouble! Irish
Oldfart
03-18-2002, 12:37 PM
Irish
It's called diplomacy.
At the appropriate moment, trip over, hit your head on the floor
and play unconscious until she's forgotten the question.
It's hell on the floor, but worth it.
Irish
03-18-2002, 01:10 PM
O.F.---The only trouble is that women are like elephants;they never forget!Women live for questions.With a wife and two daughters;believe me;I know. Irish
P.S.After being with me through all those years of racing motorcycles;a knock on the head isn't going to fool her.She has seen me with plenty of them.
scotzoidman
03-18-2002, 09:36 PM
See, I figured to get in trouble for being Politically Incorrect in posting a pic of a fat woman... not over "it's a fake pic"... just like the question, it's a no-win situation....
legend
03-19-2002, 06:54 AM
Irish - that question reminds me of an ad that ran over here. The woman is twirling around looking at her ass and asks her boyfriend "Does this dress make my butt look big?" To which he replies "Yeah, but at least it takes the focus off your face."
Irish
03-19-2002, 07:17 AM
legend---I think that I like that one better!My wife sends me e-mails like that;all of the time;but we both have to be careful!She
works at Liberty Mutual and they watch the mails for nudity and
any sexual content. Irish
Scotz--I'll e-mail or PM you.I have to ask you a private musical question!
Lovediva
03-19-2002, 10:06 AM
Another poor soul overdosed.... :(
Lovediva
03-19-2002, 10:07 AM
I never learnt this prayer either....:D :D
Lovediva
03-19-2002, 10:08 AM
And if you don't like my posts...........Here is what I think!!! :D :D :p ;)
Just found this today...
:D
john39
03-21-2002, 12:45 AM
Girls,
Be sure to wash your pussy EVERY day!
John.
scotzoidman
03-21-2002, 01:05 AM
Actually, the smell of a wet pussy has kinda grown on me...
Oldfart
03-21-2002, 01:56 AM
Sure it's not the socks?
Irish
03-21-2002, 07:36 AM
scotz---It's not washed very good if it GROWS on you! Irish
P.S.Sorry;just couldn't resist.It's the first thing that popped into
my mind.
Geek Boy
03-29-2002, 10:04 AM
Here are a couple of geek related oldies.
Geek Boy
03-29-2002, 10:05 AM
I love this one.
Geek Boy
03-29-2002, 10:10 AM
I can't remember if this has already been posted or not.
A friend directed me to a spoof site about the special olympics and this is, by far, the funniest image.
axe31
03-29-2002, 03:02 PM
geting awoody
Geek Boy
03-29-2002, 08:43 PM
Happy Eats'er!
Mercury_Maniac
11-30-2003, 08:50 PM
i just thought i would bump this thread for all the newer people who haven't seen these very humorous pics,
this is where the funny pic threads orginated from
Oldfart
12-01-2003, 12:54 PM
MM, if we're lucky the thread'll kick 1000 replies.
Not bad for a non-games thread.
Mercury_Maniac
12-01-2003, 06:26 PM
yeah no kidding
WildIrish
02-08-2006, 02:03 PM
Every Ornithoscopus binoculus's nightmare!
imaginewithme
07-10-2006, 09:39 PM
cute! We could all use a laugh!
dicksbro
12-19-2006, 03:12 AM
*BUMP*
Probably timet o bump this one again, too!
bh4229
06-20-2008, 07:44 AM
I went by this place.....HAD to turn around and take pic! wonder what they sell?? LOLLL
Lord Snow
06-20-2008, 03:13 PM
Where can I get that keyboard key? I'll use it to replace my ctrl alt delete buttons
Lord Snow
06-20-2008, 03:42 PM
Well, Australia was originally a place they shipped convicts off to. Then again, so was Georgia.
bh4229
06-20-2008, 04:00 PM
enjoy!
Oldfart
06-21-2008, 08:01 AM
I'd forgotten what a fun thread this was.
AngelicVampires
06-21-2008, 10:27 PM
I know the feeling...
Lilith
08-22-2008, 08:41 PM
*bump*
Oldfart
08-23-2008, 01:12 AM
*bump*
Or two?
lafehubert
07-21-2010, 10:24 PM
I went to a halloween costume party and the host was dressed as a cock and balls. He used brown pipe cleaners for hair on his "balls".
:rotflmao:
lafehubert
07-22-2010, 06:03 PM
Wow! it took me three days (off and on) to finally finish this thread.
This makes me want to go deer hunting...
lafehubert
07-22-2010, 06:05 PM
here's a few at once
lafehubert
07-24-2010, 04:35 PM
More...
lafehubert
07-24-2010, 04:35 PM
Last one. For now...
lafehubert
07-24-2010, 05:30 PM
Its not a pic but its hilarious!!!!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
fluffy (http://comedians.jokes.com/gabriel-iglesias/videos/gabriel-iglesias---fluffy)
cellaphanepants
07-26-2010, 08:24 AM
Its not a pic but its hilarious!!!!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
fluffy (http://comedians.jokes.com/gabriel-iglesias/videos/gabriel-iglesias---fluffy)
That was great!!!^^^^
cellaphanepants
07-26-2010, 08:57 AM
We took this picture in Wheeling, WV.
We drove by this place every day going from the hotel to the sister-in-law's house. On about the third day, Summergirl is giggling for some reason. We asked what was so funny. She started laughing so much that she couldn't even tell us.
The next day when we drove by, we stopped and took the picture.
Behind the car it says, "Office". But we couldn't see that from the road.
ShadowDancer
07-26-2010, 04:44 PM
Its not a pic but its hilarious!!!!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
fluffy (http://comedians.jokes.com/gabriel-iglesias/videos/gabriel-iglesias---fluffy)
Gabriel Iglesias is HILARIOUS!
lafehubert
07-26-2010, 06:11 PM
Opened can of whoop ass.
Oldfart
11-02-2010, 07:47 AM
Bump.
WildIrish
11-02-2010, 08:26 AM
We were washing comforters at the one laundromat in town and spotted this sign...
dicksbro
02-06-2011, 06:28 AM
I like this ...
http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2009/12/128544,xcitefun-2.jpg
dicksbro
02-06-2011, 06:37 AM
... and this one, too ...
http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/072010/streetsign-15.jpg
AngelicVampires
03-09-2011, 02:52 PM
Something from an email
AngelicVampires
03-09-2011, 02:53 PM
A few more
AngelicVampires
03-09-2011, 02:54 PM
And a couple more
Lord Snow
03-09-2011, 04:40 PM
Those were great. Definitely put a smile on my face.
Oldfart
03-09-2011, 06:42 PM
A good start to the day.
PantyFanatic
03-10-2011, 01:00 AM
:roflmao: Good end to the day too.
dicksbro
03-10-2011, 04:27 AM
... and a good way to begin the day after.
lafehubert
03-26-2011, 02:40 PM
Easy open bra for guys with no idea how hook-eye clasps work. :thumbs:
Lord Snow
03-27-2011, 12:39 AM
Good idea!
Oldfart
03-27-2011, 12:45 AM
Overcomplicated, Lord Snow.
The parachute harness catches, one slap between the shoulder blades and it's open.
Now there's a good idea.
Lord Snow
03-28-2011, 03:45 PM
How about I just start using a knife to cut the damn thing off?
Oldfart
03-28-2011, 06:11 PM
Bribe enough politicians to ban the things. It's less Alley Oop and would bring a gentle sway to the world.
dicksbro
03-29-2011, 05:31 AM
Tis a fine thing you suggest, OF. Would you like to run for President of the US?
Oldfart
03-29-2011, 05:44 AM
And risk being shot by the Secret Service?
I'll walk slowly and whisper it in his ear instead.
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5775/dmposter.jpg
The funny part is I only changed the part under the word panties. :p
Lilith
08-19-2011, 06:53 PM
Soooooo cute!!! I want one. I may or may not have threatened another non pixie with my own cock blocking skills.
Is it a non Pixie I have met?
kentjenny
09-21-2011, 11:43 PM
LOL! that's really funny especially the 2nd one. I can't imagine when that erects.. :)
PantyFanatic
09-24-2011, 02:07 AM
The funny part is I only changed the part under the word panties.
How did I not see this earlier? :D
Lil must be hanging them up all over Vegas.
Oldfart
02-23-2012, 08:37 PM
:bump:
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