a funny picture

[Oldfart]

500 for diva

This piercing thing,, a warning

[Lovediva]

Talk about an ugly pin cushion!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!

Thanks Oldfart!!! :D ;)

[Lovediva]

How to please one another... :D

[bigbob40]

Gee Diva,you make us men seem so shallow,hehehe:D :D
true but bad;) lol

[Lovediva]

LOL. BigBob....I am only stating the facts!!!! :D :D

[Lovediva]

But sometimes...we ladies do have the upper hand!!!! :p :D

[Lovediva]

I was going to put this one under the "How often you masturbate thread"......LOL... :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

Nike condoms:Just do it!
Toyota condoms:Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi condoms:You got the right one baby! Uh huh!
Pringles condoms:Once you pop.... You can't stop!
Mentos condoms:The freshmaker!
Secret condoms:Strong enough for a man, made for a woman. Chevy condoms:Like a rock!
New York lotto condoms:Cause hey.....ya never know.
KFC condoms:Finger lickin good!
Coca Cola condoms:The real thing!
Lays condoms:Betcha cant have just one.
Ruffles condoms:Get your own bag!
Campbell soup condoms: Mmm Mmm better!
AT&T condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty condoms:The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condoms: It keeps going and going....
Taco Bell condoms:Make a run for the border!
MCI condoms:For friends and family.
7up condoms:Make 7 up yours!
Doublemint condoms: Double your pleasure Double your fun!
Delta condoms: Delta is ready when you are!
Toyota condoms:I love whatcha do for me!
McDonalds condoms:Have you had your break today?
McDonalds condoms:Would you like that SUPER SIZED?
And Diva don't wear condoms! :D :D ;)

[scotzoidman]

Just cuz men are easy to work with doesn't mean we're shallow... hey, for me, you don't even hafta bring beer!

[Lovediva]

LADIES....YOU JUST HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/detail.asp?ID=6777


Wonder if any of the Pixie Men can do this???? :D :D ;)

[scotzoidman]

Wonder if any of the Pixie Men can do this?
Yeh, but only the Minute Waltz :D

[Oldfart]

Diva

be thankful you've never seen me play the trombone.

*smug smile*

[Lovediva]

The trombone is one thing Oldfart...but you should see me play the skin flute!!!!! :D :D ;)



And anyone interested in a sandwhich?????? :D :D

[scotzoidman]

Looks like my kinda sandwich meat - hold the bread & lettuce, & I'll supply the Miracle Whip(R)

[bigbob40]

Diva,
lets see you play the skin flute........hehehee:) :D

[Lovediva]

<With mouthfull I sing"Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way...."> Just for you bigbob....:D :D

Anyone for breakfast?????? :D :D

[TDK]

fake or real??

[TDK]

have u got....the "AXE" effect?

[Oldfart]

Gentlemen

If having problems dealing with ladies,

this may be of assistance.

[Oldfart]

Ladies

If you are having trouble with your men,

this may also be of assistance.

[scotzoidman]

Should be some truth in labeling...

[Lovediva]

I needed a little humor today.....

And since the winter is almost upon us...Ladies you should hide your toys!!!! :D ;)

[Lovediva]

And with the holidays fast approching....please make sure you all wear your seat belts!!! :D

[Lovediva]

Now I know where they come from!!!!!!!! :D ;)

[Irish]

LoveDiva4u---Good to see you back!I'm sure that you're still
worried but life goes on. Irish
PS.Look at it this way--I got better and no one thought that was
possible!

[Lovediva]

Thanks ((((Irish))))

[Lovediva]

Last one for today....for all you bdsm lover's....LOL.. :D :D

[Lovediva]

OMG!! Call the National Security!! :D :D

[Lovediva]

Yes sir eeeeeeee....I couldn't agree more with this one!!! :D

[David]

To continue with LoveDiva4u's theme. Rudolph encounters the home guard.

[David]

Rebellion in Santa's work shop.

[David]

Have you been good or really bad??

[David]

Santa should watch what he eats before he goes on his deliviers.

[Prophet Reality]

So Diva, is this a pic of your personal alarm clock? And if so where can I get one?

[PantyFanatic]

Diva-
I just want to be certain we are always in the same time zone!!
:) :p :D

[Lovediva]

Panty...always...got the time??? LOL

Now this one gives a new meaning to Finger lickin' Good!! :D :D

[Lovediva]

Bailey's & Lime

Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.

T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

"It's called Blowjob revenge"

(Try it it works!!!) :D :D ;)

[Prophet Reality]

What a mean drink.

[Oldfart]

Confusion

I thought you said you liked that.

need for revenge?

[scotzoidman]

A little Christmas cheer...

[scotzoidman]

Maybe not so cheery :redghost:

[scotzoidman]

Winter wonderland?

[scotzoidman]

I believe this to be a pic of Diva from last Christmas ;)

[PantyFanatic]

Scotz-
You can bet you ass that one is going to passed on:D :D :D

[Lovediva]

I'm sorry Scotz hun...but that's not me..I'd never have such UGLY WALLPAPER as that in my house!!!!!!!!:p :p :p :D

[Lovediva]

And besides that Scotz....this is how I would BE waiting for santa's Arrival at my house.... ;) :D :D ...Mmmmmmm!!!

[TDK]

Santa 'Claus' is not coming to ur house this year Diva,:p it will b Santa 'TDK' that would b visting, so assume that postion :p:D and b waitin for me



Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
And besides that Scotz....this is how I would BE waiting for santa's Arrival at my house.... ;) :D :D ...Mmmmmmm!!!

[PantyFanatic]

xmasdog.gif

[Lovediva]

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same
time and it should cause the ship to turn over! and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was
becoming reluctant to follow him. Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." :fish: :fish:

[Lovediva]

This is why I use little make up!!! :D :D ;)

[Prophet Reality]

Too funny Diva. And if that is how you wait for Santa, I wonder how you wiat for his elven helper?

[scotzoidman]

Diva, here's an alarm clock just you...

[wolfspirit]

What a great idea for an alarm clock......lol :yellghst:

[PantyFanatic]

I'll be your clock until it is delivered..........................

[Lovediva]

Awwwwee thanks Scotz...that alarm clock is perfect!! :D
Even serves breakfast...Mmmmmmmmmm!:p



A little winter scene... :D

[Lovediva]

I give this award to......



Myself!!! :D :D

"I'd like to thank the academey....." :D :D

[Lovediva]

Tis the season....... :D :D ...to be poked from behind!!! :D

[Lovediva]

FOR THE BOOB LOVER'S....WOULD THIS BE CONSIDERED HEAVEN???? :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

Heeheee...Calling IRISH................:D :D

[Lovediva]

I call this one "Virtual PORN!" :D :D ;)

[Sharni]

Have you been naughty or nice?? *LOL*

Sharniqua

[scotzoidman]

I love getting her pussy wet...

[Irish]

LoveDiva4u---That's a; fairly;good likeness of my penis(I wish)but
the bike doesn't look right!If I had a penis like that;I wouldn't
need anyone!I could put it in my own mouth! Irish
P.S.Sick;but;happy!

[Oldfart]

Anyone feeling eye strain lately?

[PantyFanatic]

WHAT CHART?...... I DON'T SEE NO CHART!!! :(

[Irish]

Oldfart--That is wrong.They say that masturbating;causes one to
get blind.Perhaps;that;is why I need reading glasses.Must be
from reading too much porn. or looking at too many erotic
pictures!Either way I am proud that I need reading glasses.It
proves that us"Old Farts"can still get it up! Irish
PS.At least we remember to empty our mailboxes.(Private Dig)

[Lovediva]

PS.At least we remember to empty our mailboxes.(Private Dig)

ROTFLMAO!!!! Now that is funny!!!! :D :D

Good one Irish!!!

[Lovediva]

Not another Santa imposter...Will he ever stop????? :D :D

[Lovediva]

Why are kids ALWAYs right?????? :D :D

[TDK]

mmm, would Diva like to sit on Santa TDK's lap and any other ladies want to too?

and tell me what u want for christmas:D;)

[PantyFanatic]

It’s much harder to empty your mailbox when you have to do it with a white cane!:cool:
(public humiliation)

[wolfspirit]

:yellghst:

[Lovediva]

I want a new Xmas outfit too!!!!! ;) :D :D

[Lovediva]

Some Ladies you just don't want to mess with....LOL...:D :D

[TDK]

Diva, u dnt need an outfit, u look good the way u are ;):D

weeeeehhheee, what a woman :D

Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
I want a new Xmas outfit too!!!!! ;) :D :D

[Oldfart]

Diva

Bet she rolls her own tampons too.

OF

[Lovediva]

Ewwwwwwww I DO NOT ROLL MY OWN TAMPONS!!!! :D :D

But if you wish....you can insert them for me!!!!!! :p :p

[Oldfart]

Diva you minx.

I was referring to the lady with the heavy duty vibrator.

I am sure yours are pretty and delicate and wonderful,

just like you.

Some people will do anything for a compliment.

[Lovediva]

Awwwwwwwwwww..... guess I am not awake yet!!!!!!!

You are a sweet one ((((((OLDFART)))))))

[Oldfart]

That's my excuse.
I'll sell you another one cheap.

Honest Oldfart.

[Lovediva]

Well I am buying!!!! :D :D

[Oldfart]

OK

Send $25Canadian (250 million Australian pesos) to my

post box and you've bought

"Dont blame me, Oldfart told me to!"

[Lovediva]

I'll send you 50 canadian....I know somebody who just robbed a bank!!!!!! :D :D ;)

[Oldfart]

Notes not stuck together please.

You know this straight shooter?

[Lovediva]

The truth is out!!!! :D :D

[Lovediva]

It figures!!!!!!!!!! A new woman in town and all the men GAWK!!!!! :D :D ;)

[wolfspirit]

I could live with it too!!! :p

[Irish]

LoveDiva4u---The whole Pixies' family; feels grateful;that you
think enough of us to show us;your own;personal vibrator!!
Irish

[Lovediva]

Heeheehee Irish..bet you NEVER seen one that big eh????:D


This pic has nothing to do with sex...so you can skip past it...I just thought it was funny!!!!! :D :D ;)

[Prophet Reality]

Well Diva, there may be new women abound, but you will always be my favorite! And if you need any help inserting anything, let me know. :D

[Lovediva]

****Blushing****

Thanks Prophet.... :)

[Lovediva]

Wonder where Barney was?????????

[Prophet Reality]

NO probelm! And I love to see a woman blush too. *EG*

[Lovediva]

Never mind....I found Barney...lmfao!! :D :D

[Prophet Reality]

Hey Diva can we play Barney and Wilma?

[Lovediva]

Hmmmm how about Fred and Betty???????? Sound good to you Prophet???? :D :D

[Irish]

LoveDiva4u--I bought one for my wife but; you're right;it wasn't
that big!MOST women only use them on their clit; anyway;so the
size doesn't matter.It doesn't get inserted anyway.Right now;I'm
trying to decide if I would rather be Dino or Barney.I'm trying;to
figure out;how I could be both.I don't know;if;I have enough
stamina to be Fred; also;but I'm willing to try!OH;the sacrifices
that we make! Irish

[Oldfart]

Irish,

I'd like to be Barney, because I could be Dino or Fred

later. Decisions, decisions.

[Irish]

Oldfart---i have been Dino,Fred & Barney.All on different occassions;so I wll take whatever is available!I'm always; ready;
to help the needy and inexperienced! Irish
P.S. L.W.I.---Last word Irish

[Oldfart]

OK Irish, I give up.

[Oldfart]

Diva's 600.

[Irish]

Oldfart----Maybe i'm just stupid.(entirely possible)but what do you
mean by Divas 600?How do you expect me to be L.W.I. if you get
the last word? Irish

[Lovediva]

Irish...I know what Oldfart means......and that's all that matters... :p :D

And let me say....you are the sweetest (((((((Oldfart))))))))!!!!

[Lovediva]

All I want for Xmas is............. :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

Smells fishy.....lmfao!!!!!

[scotzoidman]

How do you say "ohshit" in Arabic?

[Lovediva]

Yep...I bet you will be thinking the same thing I was!!!! :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

A little mind in the gutter thing.... :D :D :)

[scotzoidman]

A little more Xmas humor

[Lovediva]

Yep...I would say so!!!!!!!!!! :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

What do you call yours???? ;) :D

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Yep...I bet you will be thinking the same thing I was!!!! :D :D ;)

...How you going to keep her OFF the resveration??:D

[Lovediva]

You better be nice Panty.....I have the power to delete everything you type....LOL...and if you aren't carefull with your words.....
I won't be carefull with the delete button!!!!! :p :p :D :D :p

[PantyFanatic]

…Giving you power is like sending me to brake up an orgy.:D

JUST ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!:) :p :D

[Oldfart]

Sorry, folks,

Xmas called off for technical reasons.

[Lovediva]

( . )Y( . ) :D ;)

**************************************************

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.

He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."

She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."

:D :D :D

[Lovediva]

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke,when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The lady asked, "What's that?" :confused:
"A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." ;)

"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.

"You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local
drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted. :eek: :D :D

[Lovediva]

Santa is a PIXIES's Fan too!!!!!! :D :D ;)

[Irish]

LoveDiva4u----The last picture isn't realistic!Santa isn't stroking it.
Santa is human also.He has the same wants&needs.Merry Christmas. Irish
P.S.It seems as if we're the only ones here today!I have been holding off posting;to see if anyone else did.So far you're the only
one!

[Lovediva]

Who wants to be SANTA?????? :D :D ;)

[PantyFanatic]

me :) .................................................ME:p .......................YA.. RHIGHT HERE <waves his SACK desperately in the air >...................ME...ME...ME!!! :D :D :D

[Prophet Reality]

Well if that is how Diva greets Santa then she will have many visits on X-mas Eve I think.

[JimJ]

God, I love the smell of a new car.

[JimJ]

OWWWWWWWWWW!

[PantyFanatic]

...you're in with that post;)

WLECOME ABOARD.:cool:

[JimJ]

For some reason it won't let me post the nut cracker pic. It says it's not a valid gif or jpg file but it is :confused:

[JimJ]

Do it Rudy!

[JimJ]

Still no luck. This sucks. I've got some funny ass pics to contribute but it won't let me :( :confused:

[JimJ]

Looks like I'll have to stick to gif images because I'm haveing no luck with jpg images.

[JimJ]

virus (just a joke)

[JimJ]

Anyone have this happen to them?:D

[PantyFanatic]

Four Sigma Xi fraternity brothers in their last year, considered a well-deserved road party just before finals. Being pretty sharp guys and confident about the years work, all agreed.

After all getting totally trashed far in excess of attentions, they wake up on Monday morning and realize they were so late that the final exam was going to be missed. Late that afternoon they approach their professor with a well concocted story about having major tire trouble and unable to get back in time. With thought, the professor concedes to giving a make-up test the next morning.

At 9:00 am the professor puts each student in a separate room with the following test form.

THIS TEST WILL CONSIST OF TWO ESSAY QUESTIONS WHICH WILL DETERMIN YOUR FINAL GRADE FOR THE YEAR.

QUESTION (1) [for 5% of the test score]
Explain the principle of spectrum analyses as used in the element identification of stellar composition.

QUESTION (2) [for 95% of the test score]
Which tire?
:yellghst:

[Lovediva]

LOL..Good One Panty!!! :D :D




Ewwwwwwwww.....poor Mr. snowman!!! ;) :D

[Lovediva]

Don't remember if this one was posted or not.... sorry if it was!!!

Hmmm...maybee we should start a new funny pictures thread 2??????? :D :D ;)

[sad_sam]

I don't know about a new thread but here is one

[sad_sam]

Here is another for your pleasure

[SpanishEyes]

Nothing to do with Xmas.
Just something I found a long time ago.

Seasons Greetings to all Members of Pixies Place.:D

[JimJ]

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

[SpanishEyes]

Taking "giving head" to the extreme.

[Lovediva]

Taking "giving head" to the extreme.


OMG!!!! Now that is just gross....lol..but certainly a head above the rest!!!!!!! :D :D ;)


If she walks bull legged for awhile we all know why!!! :p :D :D

[Lovediva]

Wow....she really needs a shave!!!!!!!!! :D :D ;)

Bet you can't find the hole!!!! LMAO!!! :D :D

[scotzoidman]

Geeeezzzz, Diva, is that for real?!? I know some guys who wish they could grow that much hair on their heads! Definately need at least a trim before I could dive in there...<hack...ptoo>

[Oldfart]

Scotzoidman

Call me a cynical oldfart, but look up "merkin" in a good dictionary.

[Irish]

oldfart---There was a young man named Durkin,
Who was always jerkin
his Gerkin.
His father said" Durkin,
Stop jerkin
your Gerkin
Your Gerkin
is for Furkin
not Jerkin!------Author unknown.
Merkin would fit right in there but when you've been around
for as long as we have;you know;what a merkin is. Irish

[scotzoidman]

Guess I haven't been around long enough yet... where is that GD dictionary, anyway... <rumbling thru the bookshelves>

[Irish]

scotzoidman---Just to save you time!A merkin is a hairpiece--Think
of a wig.BASICALY, it is the same thing. Irish

[scotzoidman]

My wife emailed this to me...

Finally a Barbie I can relate to!
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too-muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo(her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Come with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

[PantyFanatic]

I missed your regular input for a while there.:(

Not sure if it was you that provided the Street Barbies (there in this thread somewhere) before but I sure intend to add this to them. :)

I even like your new signature. My kind of humor. :D

[wolfspirit]

This one is in reply to Diva's "wheres the hole". I think this guy has plenty of those.

WARNING!!!!!
Not for the men who may be weak of heart. :eek:

[PantyFanatic]

...Not for me thank:whiteghos ,……………………but if he can stand it, I can sure as hell let him!:yellghst:

[Irish]

scotzoidman---I have to hand it to you.(No;I don't swing that
way!)Many people have called me a "wise-ass"but never a
"smart-ass." Irish

[Lovediva]

OMG Wolfspirit all I can say is EWWWWWOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lovediva]

Only in my dreams............. *SIGH* ;) :D :D

[scotzoidman]

Diva, here's a full version with nothing needed to crop out

[Lovediva]

Thanks Scotz.....

Hmmm...wonder if it is real???? :D :D I know the boobs aren't!!! :p :p :D

[scotzoidman]

I dunno, Diva... can I get implants for my dick like that?:D ;) :rolleyes:

[scotzoidman]

Not a pic, but a link... click on the link in the middle of the page, "can we get hummers in heaven", you need Shockwave Flash installed on your system (if you don't know if you have it, click it anyway, you just won't see anything... also some older puters may be too slow to play it)'

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/detail.asp?ID=7488

[Oldfart]

Heaven without a hummer?

Arnie won't go there.

[Lovediva]

I know these are kinda late.....sorry..... :D :D :D

[Lovediva]

And another.... :D :D

[Lovediva]

And I hope this never happens to you guys!!! ;) :D :D

[Lovediva]

And here is one for all the people who hate my smileys!!!! :D :D :D :p :p :p


You can kiss my smiley assssssss!!! :D :D ;)

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
And I hope this never happens to you guys!!! ;) :D :D My wife couldn't deal with the hardware, but she has thrown up the emotional barbwire.... for months at a time:redghost:

[Lovediva]

SAY IT ISN'T SOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:eek: :rolleyes: :D :p

[xanne]

Originally posted by Fang
I have no idea where this is or if it's even real, but i thought it was good enough to pass along.

Am new to this site and came across Fang's posting.
The natural wonder are in Thailand, in one of the islands off the east coast, but can't remember exactly which one

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
SAY IT ISN'T SOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:eek: :rolleyes: :D :p I'm afraid it is so, Diva... and you won't find a MSDS on men, 'cuz we're an inert element :o

[hotgirl4u2nite]

A woman walked into a bridal store, and said to the clerk, "I am getting married again, and I need a white dress." The clerk tries to explain to her that that goes against tradition that you only where white the first time. The lady said, "I'm still a virgin, so I most certainly can wear white." The clerk asks, "How can you be a virgin and you've been married three times?" The lady explains, "My first husband was a therapist and all he ever did was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector and he always. ....damn, let's just say I'll miss him!"
:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Prophet Reality]

Hey Diva I love your smileys, but can I still kiss your smiley ass though? And hotgirl4u2nite, welcome to the family!

[Oldfart]

Truth in advertising.

[Lovediva]

Something US Ladies can appreciate......OUCH!!!! :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

Hey Diva I love your smileys, but can I still kiss your smiley ass though?

Yes Prophet....you can!!! You can also kiss this if you wish!! ;) :D

[Lovediva]

Don't remember if this one was posted before.....sorry if it was....BUT....

This is just one of those things....that you say "Dear..I have to have it....it's a man thing...you wouldn't undertsand!" :D :D ;)

[scotzoidman]

went to see the gypsy woman...

[Nice Guy]

man I got in on this one way late

[Nice Guy]

Here is another

[Nice Guy]

And another

[Nice Guy]

I've been in college for 4 years and I've never found a sorority like this one

[Nice Guy]

Nothing better then Kama Sutra

[Nice Guy]

What I really wanted for christmas

[Lovediva]

Ok..Now will you guys help with the house work????? :D :D

[scotzoidman]

LOL, diva... getting there... but it don't look like there's enough horsepower there yet... more power, arf,arf..

[Oldfart]

You really know who your friends are when......

[Oldfart]

Even worse.............

[PantyFanatic]

I was told that.....
a friend will help you move. :) ................................
...a REAL friend will help you move...bodies! :D

[Oldfart]

A real obscure one-

I was once told that a friend is one who picks your pocket

just to check you're OK for cash.

Different.

[Oldfart]

Mainly for the Brits and Aussies.

A new player in the airlines scene.

[scotzoidman]

But I got it! ROFLMAO

[Oldfart]

Glad to give the laugh.

[scotzoidman]

amazing what you can find in the want ads -

[scotzoidman]

Why you never see them anymore...

[Irish]

scotzoidman---Evertime; that I am about to say:"Screw it all."I
read one of your jokes and realise that life is not to be taken;
seriously. Irish
P.S.Maybe thats what pixies is!A reminder!

[scotzoidman]

Glad my sometimes lame attempts at humor are helping someone...
Always thought it was someone of irish extraction that said, "don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive anyway"

Scotch-Irish Man;)

[Mercury_Maniac]

i have a few words from George Carlin, just a few lines that i remember from some of his comedy act

"Its like my Grandpa always used to say, I'm gonna go up stairs and Fuck your Grandma"


and

"I believe it was my 4th grade teacher who once said, You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a Cocksucker from Guatemala, my mistake i think it was someone else"

[m45]

Subject: THE DRUNK

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessssh! Ssssshomebody sssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies.

About that time the officer looks down to see that the man's
wiener is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his
crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out,
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO..


:whiteghos

[Oldfart]

Just got this one.

[Lovediva]

So true.....LOL

[Oldfart]

For those who strive in vain,

[Oldfart]

Has the wind left our sails or has the honour roll of

Picturites thinned below viability?

Diva, Suggest maybe closing the thread at 700.

Meantime for those overdosing on Pixies visually,

a test.

[Irish]

Test
I see 35!Some people probably only see white dots. Irish

[Lovediva]

I just bought this company...looking for workers now...anybody want to apply for the nob..errrrr....I mean job!!!!! :D :D ;) :p

[Oldfart]

Diva

I am sooooooo dusty.

Sit on my knee for 700 and I'll lend you the polishing cloth.

[scotzoidman]

Diva, I believe there's a pharmacy opening near you..or me hopefully...

[Oldfart]

Don't know if I've posted this before, think maybe not.

If I have, send abuse notes taped to bottles of Butterscotch

Schnapps to Oldfart, c/o GPO, Darwin NT Australia.

Ta.

[scotzoidman]

Uuuuhhhh... hold the tackle...

[scotzoidman]

Bet they have to hose down the pavement every a.m.

[Oldfart]

You speak of my dream home.

[MilkToast]

just an animation that is out on the web... not quite a picture, but it seemed to fit in with the general jist of the thread...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britney_breasts.asp

the anim is (I think) about 1.5MB so those with a slower connect might want to pass :)

[Lovediva]

Brittney...Brittney...I am sooooo sick of her!!!! (Gag me with a spoon...errr...dick would be better! ;) :D)


That was very cute Ny_Play...and oh so true!!!

They must be the inflatable kind!!!:D :D

(Wonder where I can buy myself a pair.....???)

[Irish]

LoveDiva4u---Include me; in the way; that you feel about Brittney!
I am so sick of everything about her.For one thing;I;don't think
that she can sing worth a shit.While she is nice looking;I don't
think that her body is any better then many of the girls out there.
The only thing that I can see that she has going for her;is that;
her boyfriend;in N'Sync;looks like a reincanation of my youngest
daughters oldest son-Killian.(of course;he is only 7yrs. old) Irish

[Lovediva]

Big Dildo with a mind of it's own.....is what I see here.... :D :D :D


But to some...it's all about how you view a man!!! :p

[Oldfart]

How some women would like to view a man.

[scotzoidman]

LOL Diva... What do you call the insensitive area at the base of the penis?








A man...

[Lovediva]

Good one Scotz!!!!!! :D LOL....



NOW DOES THIS REMIND US OF A CERTAIN MEMBER HERE AT PIXIES?????????? LMFAO!!!!!:D :D :D :p

[Sisyphus]

Hay, coming from a man here..I can't stand Brittney Spears too...from a music point..she can't sing, I really don't think she is all that good looking too..To flashy and slutty for me.

[Irish]

Scotz---I resemble that remark!
Panty---You finally made the pictures! Irish

[Mercury_Maniac]

i agree she is not all that she was cracked up to be, but i must admit that i liked the peformance she did with Michael Jackson at his latest concert.

[Oldfart]

About time you popped back to see the mess you started.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Good one Scotz!!!!!! :D LOL....



NOW THOSE THIS REMIND US OF A CERTAIN MEMBER HERE AT PIXIES?????????? LMFAO!!!!!:D :D :D :p

:confused: [SIZE=4]What's the Joke???????????[SIZE]

[scotzoidman]

heheh taking panties down is no laffin matter for PF...

[Oldfart]

Deputise PF.

Then he has to frisk himself and take down his own panties

(perhaps not in that order).

Remember, the Law is your friend.

[Sisyphus]

AHH! Bilbo, you could warned me! Geez!

[Bilbo]

mmmmmm

funny pic

[Bilbo]

sorry Sisyphus...had to resize the pic..it was just toooooo scary the original size

[Sisyphus]

*L* Ok, thanks the the even worst mental image, I'm gonna go drink a bottle of Southern Comfort now and try to forget it!

[Irish]

Mercury_Maniac----Brittney and Micheal Jackson have alot in common besides music!They both like little boys. Irish
P.S.To each his own.Different strokes for different folks.Don't put
alot of negative replies.I know that alot of people think that
Micheal Jackson has alot of talent.I think that he is wierd myself but that's me.

[Lovediva]

See a resemblance here???? LOL :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

Gotta save some for retirement!!!!!! ;) :D :p

[Oldfart]

Some say we grow to look more like our pets.

Michael had a Chimp, didn't he?

Who who who who who said that about Michael?

(Meteoric fall since thriller)

[wolfspirit]

Oh man, that's gotta hurt! :eek:

[wolfspirit]

I just couldn't decide which one I wanted...........but then I remembered I didn't like beer!! :D ;) :p

[Lovediva]

Awwwwe...he can't eat pussy.... Poor thing....:D :D

[Lovediva]

Stuffed...Mmmmm...yep...I could handle being stuffed....and so can she...... :D :D ;)

[Lovediva]

A few signs found along the way.... :D :D

#1

[Lovediva]

#2 :D

[Lovediva]

#3 (This must be a very busy place!) :D :D :D

[Lovediva]

First of all...I hope this doesn't upset anyone here.

This was sent to me by a BBW who I adore for her friendship and sence of humor. And if she can send this to me...then you can see the humor behind it.

[Lovediva]

Fuck like a rabbit!! :D :D

[Lovediva]

Different desires.... LOL

[Lovediva]

Witholding evidence...

[Lovediva]

And just in time for Valentine's day....:D :D

[scotzoidman]

DIVA PUSHES THE ENVELOPE

LOL great ones all

[Geek Boy]

Time to stop lurking... Sorry it's just text

Sneezes

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what she's doing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"

The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"

"Pepper", she replies.

[Geek Boy]

A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist." The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

[legend]

i want to go here

[legend]

i don't want to go here

[legend]

the women might like this church

[legend]

one for the men

[MilkToast]

still cleanin' the inbox...

[Lovediva]

The 2002 Chippendale Dancers!!!! :D :D

[Lovediva]

I certainly wouldn't run away.... ;) :D