View Full Version : ð...What Pissed You Off Today...ð
Oldfart
05-24-2008, 12:53 AM
No, bad way to start the day is trying to work out where to hide the corpse.
IowaMan
05-29-2008, 09:27 PM
I've been having a bitch of a time with my internet connection for the last few days. :mad:
jay-t
05-29-2008, 09:58 PM
Finding out I have to work this weekend!
AngelicVampires
05-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Getting stranded on the highway at rush hour because the transmission in my car went out...now I have to buy a car AND pay for school AND pay rent...
bh4229
05-31-2008, 05:54 AM
today......what pissed me off is.........i couldnt find a damn thing to be mad about!! :)
AngelicVampires
06-04-2008, 01:56 PM
Where to start....still trying to find a replacement car after mine broke down, being rejected health insurance, my computer being infected by 29 viruses/trojans/whatever and spending $100 to fix it, and (how ironic) dealing with a slight bit of sun poisoning....and that's just a partial list.
Neige
06-04-2008, 01:57 PM
Ants.
osuche
06-04-2008, 08:27 PM
Traffic. Traffic sucks.
scotzoidman
06-04-2008, 09:37 PM
Traffic. Traffic sucks.
Double-Roger that.
Lilith
06-04-2008, 10:16 PM
not a god damn thing :D
sodaklostsoul
06-07-2008, 10:00 PM
Flooded streets..........well I was more scared then pissed.
Neige
06-08-2008, 02:37 PM
Mouldy pickles.
Neige
06-10-2008, 01:33 PM
There's a fly in my room. :hair:
sodaklostsoul
06-10-2008, 11:19 PM
I hate having to close since I don't get home until 10pm and then having to open the next morning at 8. I don't get enough sleep.
PantyFanatic
06-11-2008, 01:21 AM
There's a fly in my room. :hair:
IF you were at PAGAN-07, you would be equipted to deal with that. ;)
Oldfart
06-11-2008, 08:22 AM
New south Wales lost to Queensland in the second round of the Rugby League State of Origin series.
Brings the series to one all.
Needless to say I am a New South Wales supporter, go the mighty Blues.
C'mon OrliFanatic.
Lilith
06-11-2008, 09:06 AM
Broken stuff at very inopportune times.
Mr. Lil's broken car
My broken tooth
Most Honorable Son #2's broken glasses
It seems the minute we look to be in the black fate deals us another hand
wyndhy
06-12-2008, 09:13 PM
fucking murphy.^^
the PTA is chafing my ass worse than a sandpaper thong that's 3 sizes too small
sodaklostsoul
06-13-2008, 09:35 AM
Expecting car repairs to be about $150..............only once again they end being over $600.
My stupid boss who keeps putting me on 6 days a week. And I still don't get 40 hours.
Being stressed out all the time.
scotzoidman
06-13-2008, 09:11 PM
Stupid traffic.
sodaklostsoul
06-15-2008, 08:28 PM
Getting to work and finding out there is a keyholder meeting on Tue..
So that means that my 4:30-9:30 shift just became an all day event. I get to meet my ride to the meeting at 8:15, meeting is 9-11 and then go back to my store so the other Asst. Manager can go to the 1-3 meeting. The manager is gone all day to a meeting too. I might be lucky and end up with 2 hours of overtime out of the deal.
sodaklostsoul
06-17-2008, 09:22 PM
Didn't have to work all day after all but since I didn't have time to stop before the meeting this AM I stoped after the meeting and all the raffle tickets sold out. :(
osuche
06-20-2008, 03:24 PM
Not being able to fit the $100 dishwasher I found on Craigslist (what a steal) into my car. :(
PantyFanatic
06-20-2008, 04:21 PM
^^^
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/DUCT-TAPE-3M.jpg
:nod:
scotzoidman
06-20-2008, 10:50 PM
Freakin' traffic. :mad:
Slow & stupid drivers. :mad: :mad:
Poorly paved streets that crumble & crack after three years, wrecking my suspension & my backbone simultaneously. :banghead:
If I think of anything else, I'll get back to you...
osuche
06-24-2008, 11:26 AM
Waking up and still feeling crappy
scotzoidman
06-27-2008, 10:02 PM
1st, having a Red Cross box fall out the back of my van, right on my freakin' foot
2nd, having some little heifer back into my right front fender while I was trying to make a Walgreen's delivery.
AngelicVampires
06-30-2008, 03:05 PM
Stupid drivers....they are EVERYWHERE!!!
Being rejected health insurance for the 5th time
Not getting the TB test I have to have for school due to the crappy hours of the health department
Workers outside being annoyingly loud while I am trying to study
REALIZING THAT THE GOVERNMENT SUCKS!!!!
Freya
06-30-2008, 07:40 PM
Bad drivers yakking on their cell phones!
1nutworld
06-30-2008, 10:08 PM
the fact that the last hour of the day was the busiest of the entire freaking day.
That and the fact that tips seemed to be very hard to come by tonight.
sodaklostsoul
07-06-2008, 10:47 PM
Getting to close by myself again. This time the stupid shit cashier didn't even bother to call with a fake story.
sodaklostsoul
07-15-2008, 10:21 AM
A week wasted on something............the idiot didn't even call back saying they couldn't complete the project.
Course it was my fault for waiting so long in the first place. Not sure who I'm mad at more, them or me.
scotzoidman
07-15-2008, 01:43 PM
Moron mail carrier, doesn't pick up the package left exactly where it was supposed to be when I put in the request the night before...
...but he did leave the pick up request note in my mailbox!
IowaMan
07-18-2008, 11:08 AM
My computer. I think it's wanting to stop working. :mad:
IowaMan
07-18-2008, 03:03 PM
My own complete stupidity. I had an appointment with one of my specialists today and it was in a temporary office since his office had been ruined in the flooding of last month. Well, when I left my house, I was certain I knew where I was going. After driving around until I was 20 min. late for the appt. I finally broke down and called only to find out that they were now located in the hospital.
Yep, biggest damn building in a 10 mile radius and I'll be damned if I could find it. :banghead:
sodaklostsoul
07-18-2008, 09:54 PM
I should be happy, problem child cashier quit yesterday but one of the new hires seems to be taking his place.
scotzoidman
07-18-2008, 10:52 PM
Another Son-o-ma bitch on the road today.
scotzoidman
07-22-2008, 11:24 PM
Nothing at all today, until a few minutes ago...then the nightly medication hot flash started :pissed:
osuche
07-23-2008, 02:06 PM
Waiting around for a 5 minute meeting :(
Tigerlily78
07-23-2008, 03:02 PM
Doing someone's job for them and then them being pissed off that they didn't double check it and there were 3 typos in a 10 page report.
sodaklostsoul
07-24-2008, 01:57 PM
Well, the child is pissed cause we can't put the pool up she bought cheap with her own money last year cause its huge and being in the trailer park its a no-no.
rabbit
07-24-2008, 08:18 PM
Barack Obama
(sorry, Lil)
Lilith
07-24-2008, 11:46 PM
LOL- is ok rabbit. I want him to piss you off. It means he's leaning my way :p
IowaMan
07-26-2008, 12:10 AM
My kitty Lou is miserable with a stuffed up nose and I can't get him into the vet until Monday because I live in BFE! :mad:
I feel so bad for him. :(
osuche
07-26-2008, 12:17 PM
It was too sunny outside and I think I burned myself
scotzoidman
07-26-2008, 10:57 PM
"One size fits all" rubber or vinyl gloves... "All" apparently does not apply to me.
scotzoidman
07-31-2008, 12:02 PM
Virgin frickin' Mobile
rabbit
08-01-2008, 07:47 PM
My new work PC...have to do all the data migration and configs myself due to a new IT policy at my company. Been at it all day and still not done.
:hair:
scotzoidman
08-05-2008, 12:59 PM
Maybe not a total piss-off, but watching an ebay auction for a vintage Sunn guitar amp head go completely beyond my budget left me really disappointed.
Lilith
08-05-2008, 01:30 PM
A call today that a meeting has been scheduled for Thursday at 9 for my work. Thursday is my son's only day off this my last week of vacation and I'd planned to spend the day with my kids.
PantyFanatic
08-05-2008, 01:40 PM
If this was an unscheduled meeting, I think you are on vacation out of town? :rolleyes2
Navarre
08-05-2008, 05:15 PM
My boss.
IowaMan
08-05-2008, 07:07 PM
Didn't completely piss me off because it was sort of expected but my doctor put me back on the steroids for my lungs today. I hate those damn things. :mad:
scotzoidman
08-11-2008, 11:49 PM
The four little punk-ass gangsta wanna-bes that tried to cut me off as I picked up the boy at school today, then roared past me flipping me off 'cuz I didn't let them go ahead of me.
Once again, I was reminded why it's probably a good thing for me not to carry heat.
:ahole: :ahole: :ahole: :ahole:
PantyFanatic
08-12-2008, 05:28 PM
The reasons a little girl was buried today. :mad:
Oldfart
08-12-2008, 05:37 PM
Which were?
PantyFanatic
08-12-2008, 06:37 PM
I was made aware of this tragedy about 8 hours after it happened. I know someone that lived within a couple blocks, knows all the pathetic players involved and the little girl. We have been in contact every day (and night) by email and phone since. I've followed maybe 100 reports and had street level feedback. It is a national tragedy in Canada but doesn't require a passport to strike a well heard note.
http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/08/12/6420136-sun.html
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&tab=wn&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1235924524
Lilith
08-12-2008, 06:55 PM
http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/cb/pubs/cm06/chapter4.htm#child
Oldfart
08-12-2008, 09:41 PM
Bastards.
scotzoidman
08-21-2008, 08:58 PM
Ebay & their rule changes designed to remove any possibility of sellers making a profit.
AZRedHot
08-21-2008, 11:29 PM
Idiots at work (take your pick). It's always work.
jennaflower
08-21-2008, 11:54 PM
Getting home late tonight after a meeting to discover that my sons glasses have been eaten by the dog!!! Tomorrow is only day 2 of the school year! I could kill me a dog! How the hell can I replace them in a hurry??? Where do I find the money??? **##**$$$$****##
PantyFanatic
08-22-2008, 11:29 AM
Does he have a pair of old glasses to get by with for a short time? Better than showing up the first day with a white cane. :shrug:
scotzoidman
08-22-2008, 01:26 PM
Ebay again.
The bastards are committed to strategies that are going to run off all the sellers (who are, BTW, the very people who pay to keep ebay going).
osuche
08-22-2008, 06:13 PM
Falling asleep, nearly missing a meeting, and then having it blow up in my face because I was fuzzy.
Yeah, today I pissed me off. :banghead:
IowaMan
09-12-2008, 05:37 PM
A doctor appointment that didn't go as I had hoped. Oh well, it's not the first one I've had like that and I'm pretty sure it won't be the last either. :rolleyes:
scotzoidman
09-12-2008, 08:15 PM
The semi driver, following too close behind me, who blew his frickin' horn at ME because I had to slow down for the traffic in front of me. Yeh, when I looked in my mirror I could count the coils in his radiator.
1nutworld
09-13-2008, 07:47 AM
my boss bitching me out because I called him when I had a problem and things weren't set up right.
Last time I checked, I was doing him the favor and covering the shift, and I'm "wrong" for trying to make sure things go right?
F-this I dont need the stress.
IowaMan
09-15-2008, 08:20 AM
Getting home last night only to find out that I wasn't able to get the Cubs game on my satellite.............. and their pitcher ended up throwing a no-hitter. :hair:
scotzoidman
09-15-2008, 09:19 PM
Anything & everything. Gad-dammit, I'm a grumpy old man already...
scotzoidman
09-15-2008, 09:21 PM
Getting home last night only to find out that I wasn't able to get the Cubs game on my satellite.............. and their pitcher ended up throwing a no-hitter. :hair:
ESPN interrupted their regular scheduled game to show the last inning as Z-man wrapped it up...too bad they could work out the scheduling on all the rain-outs.
FlirtWithMe
09-22-2008, 10:00 AM
Everything's pissing me off today, and everyone :rant: :banghead: :curse:
PantyFanatic
09-22-2008, 10:03 AM
:yikes:
:doorpeek:
Lilith
09-22-2008, 03:17 PM
crazy ass mother fucking parents
osuche
09-22-2008, 04:56 PM
crazy ass mother fucking parents
By definition, I guess you're a mother fucker if you have kids :rofl:
For me, it was not being able to park in front of my house, thanks to the st00pid street cleaning rules. :(
rabbit
10-03-2008, 05:13 PM
Watching the market tank...again!
:mad:
IowaMan
10-03-2008, 07:54 PM
A clogged drain. :mad:
FlirtWithMe
10-04-2008, 03:28 AM
My Ex :rant:
Oldfart
10-04-2008, 03:37 AM
Long weekend hassles?
FlirtWithMe
10-04-2008, 04:35 AM
Long weekend hassles?Hassles not just limited to the weekends, unfortunately.
scotzoidman
10-05-2008, 01:10 AM
My teen, who always knows more than anybody.
Lilith
10-05-2008, 08:42 AM
Oh me too^^^^^^ I am doing all I can not to eat my young.
IowaMan
10-05-2008, 09:36 AM
The Cubs being swept out of the playoffs by the Dodgers. :mad:
sodaklostsoul
10-06-2008, 12:32 AM
Oh me too^^^^^^ I am doing all I can not to eat my young.
I'm thinking of putting an outside lock on kiddo's closet. :thumbs:
PantyFanatic
10-07-2008, 01:10 AM
With her on which side of the door? :rofl:
It may work better to keep her in the closet and set her things neatly around the room. :D
Oldfart
10-07-2008, 03:12 AM
If Lil and Scotz can't eat their young, perhaps if they swap . . . . . . .
IowaMan
10-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Apparently being on a mailing list that got me 2 unsolicited copies of some movie about Radical Islam. :mad:
One is addressed to me using my first name and middle initial and the other with my first and middle names. I can't wait for this damn election to be over!!!!!
Booger
10-09-2008, 11:54 AM
Apparently being on a mailing list that got me 2 unsolicited copies of some movie about Radical Islam. :mad:
One is addressed to me using my first name and middle initial and the other with my first and middle names. I can't wait for this damn election to be over!!!!!
LOL I got one of those too IowaMan.
Neige
10-09-2008, 12:10 PM
An American.
Booger
10-09-2008, 12:11 PM
An American.
We try
wyndhy
10-09-2008, 03:06 PM
LOL I got one of those too IowaMan.
me three. roflmao
Lilith
10-09-2008, 04:08 PM
Not being on the list to get a radical movie about Islam :p
Booger
10-09-2008, 05:06 PM
Not being on the list to get a radical movie about Islam :p
I hear IowaMan has an extra copy he might send you Lilith.
FlirtWithMe
10-09-2008, 06:48 PM
My wanker of an ex, just for a change :rant:
FlirtWithMe
10-12-2008, 03:37 AM
Roommates. ...and they're not even mine!
Coaster
10-12-2008, 05:59 AM
Nothing............ yet!
dicksbro
10-16-2008, 04:45 AM
The drop in temperature. It's due, just not wanted yet. :(
Lilith
10-16-2008, 07:14 PM
No drop in temp. It's 90 here for Fall Festival.
dicksbro
10-17-2008, 03:25 AM
Dreams that made my last hour or so of sleep less than relaxing. :(
Nice Guy
10-17-2008, 10:09 AM
My Xbox 360 broke down with a single red light of death and 3 months out of warranty, not the new extended to 3 years warranty but just the single year since it isn't a red ring of death error. So I get to pay microsoft an additional 90 bucks for a system that is barely a year old. Bastards
PantyFanatic
10-17-2008, 05:04 PM
I see you found the MS Timer chip. ;)
rabbit
10-17-2008, 08:18 PM
A sloppy job by a co-worker.
scotzoidman
10-17-2008, 10:24 PM
Sloppy paperwork by a client on a mail run, & then having postal employees school me for somebody else's incompetence.
Oldfart
10-18-2008, 12:38 AM
It's called collateral damage, Scotz.
scotzoidman
10-18-2008, 06:18 PM
It's also called, "Not in my job description!"
At least by me....
scotzoidman
10-20-2008, 06:42 PM
A bunch of little ticky-tacky things, leading to the grand piss-off trying to get thru the non-responsive voice mail of AT&T. I just wanna get some answers about my bill...
dicksbro
10-25-2008, 03:42 AM
I picked up my wife's cell phone to recharge it and about six things fell crashing to the floor. :(
sodaklostsoul
10-25-2008, 05:51 AM
Being awake when I don't have to be.
pinkFlames
10-25-2008, 06:18 AM
Kid that won't pack up her toys.
IowaMan
10-29-2008, 06:28 PM
Turning on my camera to find that there are no pictures saved on my memory card when there should be around 300 of them. :headbang:
osuche
11-04-2008, 01:24 AM
Pouring about 1/4 cup of whole black pepper corns all over the kitchen floor...hard as Hell to get them cleaned up. The vacuum and the broom hated the pieces! :(
Oldfart
11-04-2008, 04:09 AM
My horse in the Melbourne cup came 54754965843735th out of 22.
scotzoidman
11-04-2008, 02:22 PM
My horse in the Melbourne cup came 54754965843735th out of 22.
Look on the bright side, it took 21 other horses to beat yours :wink:
I was really looking forward to that last bite of my hot dog, turned out that Riley-dog was looking forward at it as well; bitch snatched it right out from between my fingers...
What really steamed my shorts was the way she looked up at me like, "Well? Aren't you gonna fix me another one?" :banghead:
sodaklostsoul
11-08-2008, 09:43 AM
Finding a package of food (example...chips) with very little left in it.
You might as well finish it cause there isn't enough to properly have some for dipping in the cheese!!!!!!
IowaMan
11-17-2008, 05:33 PM
I slept wrong last night and woke up with a very sore back and I'll be damned if I could find the muscle relaxers that my doctor had prescribed to me a couple of months ago when I screwed the damn thing up in the first place. :mad:
IowaMan
11-30-2008, 02:27 AM
Notre Dame.
My god they were pathetic against USC tonight. :mad:
rabbit
12-02-2008, 09:34 PM
A big angry liberal complaining that Barack Obama is a sell out.
scotzoidman
12-06-2008, 10:22 PM
Two yucklehead security rent-a-cops who refused to comprehend that I was trying to deliver 2 packages to FedUp (oops, FedEx), not ship them...
ShadowDancer
12-06-2008, 10:47 PM
my mom & grandpa driving drunk to go to the hospital to visit my grandma who had quadruple bypass surgery this morning...THEN my mom calling me this eveing (after I'd done bitched her out for the drunk driving thing) and wanting me to take her to the liquor store....
FlirtWithMe
12-08-2008, 05:30 PM
(((ShadowDancer)))
Protesters pissed me off today. Them, and the lack of security that allowed them to do what they did :rant:
FlirtWithMe
12-13-2008, 07:59 AM
My children's father is beginning to piss me off today.
shadowsfate
12-14-2008, 11:27 PM
Internet Explorer closing on me just after I finished up typing a long song lyric, but just before I could post it :mad:
Oldfart
12-15-2008, 05:22 AM
Bugger.
PantyFanatic
12-15-2008, 09:43 AM
Again or still? :hair:
imaginewithme
12-15-2008, 09:14 PM
A client that thinks she is just too cool, who when I greeted her, walked right past me to someone else to say hello. Creep
Oldfart
12-16-2008, 01:10 AM
Internet Explorer closing on me just after I finished up typing a long song lyric, but just before I could post it :mad:
Just an idea, write them in Word or notepad, then copy and paste when you're happy with them.
shadowsfate
12-16-2008, 07:34 AM
:lol: Usually I copy and paste the lyrics over from a website that has the lyrics, but I couldn't find a site with this song that didn't require me spending a lot of time editing it so it was readable :rofl:
But I should use Word, guess I just never think to, apparently my common sense is a bit slower than my thoughts.
Oldfart
12-16-2008, 08:43 AM
Nah, I've just had longer to be bitten.
Oldfart
12-17-2008, 07:02 AM
I know BIBI, I tried to get there but Mrs OF wouldn't tell me where my snowshoes are.
scotzoidman
12-17-2008, 11:20 AM
Robo-calls.
Oldfart
12-17-2008, 06:47 PM
Robo-hangups checking your answering pattern.
shadowsfate
12-18-2008, 10:44 AM
My apartment building's dryer, I swear the damn thing hates :mad:
scotzoidman
12-19-2008, 11:09 PM
At a Franklin church, some dirtbag stole the baby Jesus statue from the Nativity scene...I mean, I'm not particularly religious or anything, but what possible reason could one have to justify this kind of theft?!? :hair:
Fangtasia
12-20-2008, 12:08 AM
Spam Spam Spam!!!!!!!!
FlirtWithMe
12-20-2008, 02:14 AM
Spam Spam Spam!!!!!!!!lol I was JUST coming in here to write the same thing :p
shadowsfate
12-20-2008, 02:24 AM
Getting woken up in the middle of the night to break up a fight between neighbors, and then having to try and go back to sleep again
scotzoidman
12-20-2008, 11:41 PM
Phishing emails supposedly from companies I don't even have any business with.
C'mon, you lazy punk-ass hackers, at least do a bit of research before you hit group send, you're making the whole group look bad...
...and that's sayin' somethin'!
Irezumi Kiss
12-21-2008, 12:39 AM
Slipping and falling on icy snow, gimping me out on my left shoulder and making my face look like it went ten rounds with Lennox Lewis. Hurting and waiting to heal up sucks!
PantyFanatic
12-21-2008, 02:33 AM
It sounds like we are all seeing a new burst of :spam: jamming our mail boxes. Take heart that it is a general tidal wave from the shit swampers and not a directed sewer pipe.
FlirtWithMe
12-21-2008, 08:01 AM
Same old, same old :rant:
Slipping and falling on icy snow, gimping me out on my left shoulder and making my face look like it went ten rounds with Lennox Lewis. Hurting and waiting to heal up sucks!Sounds nasty, hope you heal soon.
sodaklostsoul
12-22-2008, 10:05 AM
Two people shoveling instead of three.
shadowsfate
12-22-2008, 03:53 PM
All those "nice" people out on the road that believe that the road belongs to them and that the world revolves around them :mad:
Lilith
12-22-2008, 04:06 PM
Sorry! My bad :D
shadowsfate
12-22-2008, 04:08 PM
I THOUGHT that was you, Lilith, in the leather outfit holding whips and chains. :tongue:
Oldfart
12-23-2008, 01:07 AM
The wanker in sex talk.
osuche
12-23-2008, 01:47 AM
Nothing, really...except that a Christmas item I tried to buy online was backordered
FlirtWithMe
01-01-2009, 08:40 PM
The power disappearing at a really bad time.
Coaster
01-02-2009, 12:05 AM
NOTHING........... I spent the day in bed with Mrs Coaster and we got up at 5pm!!!!
scotzoidman
01-03-2009, 10:41 PM
Getting the new (refurb) computer from the big brown truck, & then not being able to transfer my files & settings from the old 'puter :fix:
FlirtWithMe
01-27-2009, 04:17 AM
Internet connection dropping when I'm trying to chat :rolleyes2
dicksbro
01-27-2009, 07:38 AM
NOTHING........... I spent the day in bed with Mrs Coaster and we got up at 5pm!!!!
Just jealous that it wasn't me and my honey doing that ... er ... whatever "that" might have been. :)
...this freaking cold weather :mad:
pinkFlames
01-28-2009, 01:18 AM
This stifling hot weather.
FlirtWithMe
02-01-2009, 01:51 PM
A comment from my mother :rant:
PantyFanatic
02-01-2009, 08:51 PM
Crazy drivers that are suppose to all be home watching feets ball. :hair:
Fangtasia
02-01-2009, 10:13 PM
Mobile phone companies
BamaKyttn
02-01-2009, 10:35 PM
that I had to leave LordSnows' side to drive home and get ready for work tomorrow..... oh and that the lil bastard has now made me into a cuddle-bug.
Oldfart
02-02-2009, 05:56 AM
Cuddle-bug is good.
Bebi Dempster
02-02-2009, 12:32 PM
my stupid car that's decided to die on me, my mobile phone that's decided to fall apart (and i havent even smashed it yet... not far from doing it) AND the arsehole who i gave me best head jobs too is jerking me around with his dog. Only until end of today after that he's *boof* gone!
FlirtWithMe
02-07-2009, 06:29 PM
Compared to Bebi's day, mine seems insignificant, but what pissed me off to the point of swearing today was dropping the soap under the bathtub so I had to get out and crawl on my hands and knees to get it :rant:
Oldfart
02-07-2009, 06:38 PM
What pissed me off was I missed the video of that.^^^^^^^
FlirtWithMe
02-07-2009, 06:43 PM
Oh OF, it would NOT have been pretty, I promise you :p
ShadowDancer
02-07-2009, 07:16 PM
my WONDERFUL, lovely, 5 yr old son deciding he didn't like the rechargeable batteries we bought for the Wii remote..so he drops them down the drain in the tub.
Irezumi Kiss
02-08-2009, 10:58 AM
It's a beautiful, sunny, 50 degree February in my city and I have to work. I don't mind having work but why must it be so delicious to spend time outside today and I can't do anything about it?
FlirtWithMe
02-13-2009, 02:20 PM
The father of my children.
I am trying to figure out how many different ways I can write that.
gekkogecko
02-13-2009, 03:38 PM
"sperm donor"...detaches the idea of a responsible father figure.
themi01
02-13-2009, 03:57 PM
Flirt the whole dropping the soap thing from 2 post ago I would have paid to see that.... you getting out of the tub and all
scotzoidman
02-14-2009, 12:33 AM
Having the wait-person drop an entire sauce-cup full of ketchup in my lap.
Next time just bring me the bottle, OK? I'll take care of spilling it myself.
PantyFanatic
02-14-2009, 11:57 AM
"wait-person" :rofl: :roflmao: :rofl:
scotzoidman
02-15-2009, 12:04 AM
Yeh...go & try to be PC, & it gets me in trouble...
Tho prolly not as much trouble as I would've gotten for saying it was a wait-ress, & that she was trying to juggle a stack of full plates that weighed nearly as much as she did...
:spank:
Booger
02-15-2009, 03:33 AM
That's problem is you were using the wrong term the pc isn't wait-person it's server.
FlirtWithMe
02-15-2009, 03:54 AM
Wait-person sounds so much more fun than 'server' though :nod:
...and Scotz, if it was a female wait-person that spilled ketchup, then surely it's correct to refer to her as a waitress, just like if it had been a guy, it would have been a waiter :confused: Or have the jobs really been renamed?
...and if the PC world (not the computer store, but the politically correct-ites) were going as far as renaming waiters and waitresses, then shouldn't actors and actresses become act-people?
scotzoidman
02-17-2009, 01:45 PM
Which reminds me, how many heterosexual male waiters at TGIFridays does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
Lilith
02-17-2009, 10:35 PM
disrespect-
from the public regarding my career field
from other teachers who don't know what I do
from my child
from my husband
from my students
from my staff
and myself for allowing it.
PantyFanatic
02-18-2009, 12:04 AM
Her ^^^ talking bullshit. :rolleyes2
(sounds like flawed prospective to me)
Oldfart
02-18-2009, 01:47 AM
Ditto.
FlirtWithMe
02-18-2009, 02:32 AM
Lamppost jumping out into the path of the car :rolleyes2
Oldfart
02-18-2009, 03:03 AM
They learned it from trees.
FlirtWithMe
02-18-2009, 05:42 AM
The trees taught well.
FlirtWithMe
02-19-2009, 09:52 AM
Some stupid fucker today nearly knocked me off the road driving his Volvo too fast down a snowy, un-sanded, winding country road. I was luckily going dead slow anyway but slowed down more and moved further across to the right as he came toward me, swerving from side to side. TALKING ON HIS FUCKING CELL PHONE :rant:
He carried on at a speed much too fast for the road and conditions and he was still swerving as I looked through my rearview mirror.
Why do some people turn into maniacs when they get behind the wheel of a car?
:shrug:
PantyFanatic
02-19-2009, 11:14 AM
It pissed me off even more to know they ^^^ are all over the world and not just here. :hair:
FlirtWithMe
02-21-2009, 06:37 PM
Multiple power cuts when I'm trying to catch up with the laundry :rant:
Oldfart
02-21-2009, 10:01 PM
Some stupid fucker today nearly knocked me off the road driving his Volvo too fast down a snowy, un-sanded, winding country road. I was luckily going dead slow anyway but slowed down more and moved further across to the right as he came toward me, swerving from side to side. TALKING ON HIS FUCKING CELL PHONE :rant:
He carried on at a speed much too fast for the road and conditions and he was still swerving as I looked through my rearview mirror.
Why do some people turn into maniacs when they get behind the wheel of a car?
:shrug:
They don't. They just have a better stage for displaying their dick-headedness.
scotzoidman
02-21-2009, 11:20 PM
First, having to pay $40 for what should have been a $10 script co-pay, & being told I'll have to talk to the insurance co. about that... :banghead:
Then, at the grocery store, where I use my reusable shopping bags, including an insulated bag I paid $2 more for than the other bags...and no bagger has yet used the insulated bag for the cold stuff! Obviously they throw these kids out on the floor with no training whatsoever... :hair:
shadowsfate
03-03-2009, 09:30 PM
My computer crashing. I unfortunately had to restore it back to factory settings. Too bad the computer is 3 years old, and I'll have to spend the next couple of days trying to remember all the programs I had and all the web sites I had bookmarked. :pissed:
Irezumi Kiss
03-04-2009, 05:17 AM
Some alt-using asshole trying to start shit with me online in a forum by talking shit about me. I ignored his ass because it was about bullshit, but it was extremely hard to keep from lighting into him. Those human urges for battle are tough to beat away.
Irish
03-04-2009, 11:14 AM
Damned underarm infection flared up again, so it's another round of antibiotics & ibupropen again..
Just for your information(might not care!)ibupropen makes your blood pressure
go up.I didn't believe it.My PCP told me & I didn't think so,but I have my own
BP machine & I checked before & after & it makes a significant difference.
Irish :nod:
scotzoidman
03-04-2009, 05:17 PM
Just for your information(might not care!)ibupropen makes your blood pressure
go up.I didn't believe it.My PCP told me & I didn't think so,but I have my own
BP machine & I checked before & after & it makes a significant difference.
Irish :nod:
Lucky for me, I'm the rare diabetic that doesn't also have HBP. 120/80 last week, right where it should be.
scotzoidman
03-08-2009, 12:04 AM
Well, it wasn't when I had to recharge the lawn tractor battery before I could use it to clean up last year's leaves with the new bagger I just installed, that was just poor maintenance on my part. And it wasn't when the mower misfired & quit, because I had been running without an air filter & trash got in & fouled the plug; more poor maintenance. And it wasn't because I had to go out & get replacement battery, filter, & spark plug, because when I got everything repaired it was running like a top.
No, I think it was after all that, & I got the yard half done, the fargin sumbeech transmission locked up, wouldn't go into gear, wouldn't let me disengage the tranny, wouldn't let the wheels roll so I could push it back into the barn, all long after the lawnmower shop had closed for the weekend. Yup, I'm pretty sure that's what pissed me off - bigtime.
PantyFanatic
03-08-2009, 01:01 AM
:roflmao:
So where did mechanic Murphy spend the rest of the winter?
osuche
03-08-2009, 02:31 AM
Endless bumper to bumper driving in the City
scotzoidman
03-08-2009, 09:50 PM
:roflmao:
So where did mechanic Murphy spend the rest of the winter?
Apparently working on my weed whacker, last week the gas tank sprung a leak...fortunately I got it out of the barn before it caused an explosion & took out all my yard implements.
BamaKyttn
03-08-2009, 10:02 PM
fucker gets around apparently he let all the magic smoke out of the main conveyor motor on my line a work.
PantyFanatic
03-08-2009, 10:08 PM
...fortunately I got it out of the barn before it caused an explosion & took out all my yard implements.
Stop being stupid when opportunity knocks. :banghead:
osuche
03-10-2009, 01:18 AM
The lady 3 cars ahead of me...talking on the cell phone while driving her mini van. She rammed into a PARKED RV. WTF???? Was she looking at where she was going at all?
FlirtWithMe
03-10-2009, 07:16 AM
The lady 3 cars ahead of me...talking on the cell phone while driving her mini van. She rammed into a PARKED RV. WTF???? Was she looking at where she was going at all?^^^ that.
There was an incident some time ago in England where a guy in a truck was either talking or texting whilst driving and he drove straight into the back of a line of traffic.
The car directly in front of him, the one that took the impact of the crash, was crushed so small that nobody realised it was there until they started clearing the debris :(
scotzoidman
03-10-2009, 11:11 AM
The lady 3 cars ahead of me...talking on the cell phone while driving her mini van. She rammed into a PARKED RV. WTF???? Was she looking at where she was going at all?
It was the RV's fault for being in her way while she was on the phone :shrug:
Oldfart
03-14-2009, 05:03 AM
I set a PI onto PantyFanatic to get some dirt on him, but the best he could do was this. Dammit.
Lilith
03-14-2009, 05:25 AM
OMG- lmfao!
FlirtWithMe
03-14-2009, 07:39 AM
Me. Letting him see me cry.
Him. Trying to rip me off.
PantyFanatic
03-14-2009, 10:16 AM
I set a PI onto PantyFanatic to get some dirt on him, but the best he could do was this. Dammit.
NO WAY!
That is NOT me!!!
(I never wear between-the-toe flip-flops)
Oldfart
03-14-2009, 08:29 PM
Me. Letting him see me cry.
Not being able to advise a good local advisor on anti-bullying strategies.
scotzoidman
03-15-2009, 12:41 AM
Being told I would have to wait to get my hair cut in a unisex hair salon, because the only chair open would give me line-of-sight to a Muslim woman with her head uncovered ...
I mean, c'mon, I'm all for respecting the beliefs of others, and I'm normally very tolerant of same...but when someone else's muddle-headed beliefs infringe on my rights, I'm ready to draw the line right here.
PantyFanatic
03-15-2009, 01:30 AM
Remember "Barber Shops"? :shrug:
Oldfart
03-15-2009, 06:05 AM
Remember haircuts?
jseal
03-15-2009, 07:37 AM
“Tom’s Barbershop”, just down the street from my house, where I get my hair cut, now has Sunday hours. How times change!
Oldfart
03-15-2009, 08:43 AM
My barber's Mon-Fri and Sat morning only.
FlirtWithMe
03-17-2009, 09:10 AM
Nothing, yet... :)
Lilith
03-17-2009, 04:20 PM
Someone framing one of my Lost Boys.
PantyFanatic
03-17-2009, 05:11 PM
Not a thing! :cheers:
FlirtWithMe
03-17-2009, 07:34 PM
Not a thing! :cheers:We're like two peas in a pod today :thumb:
Oldfart
03-17-2009, 09:59 PM
I'm a has bean.
rockintime
03-17-2009, 11:20 PM
Better to be a "has been" than a "never was".
PantyFanatic
03-18-2009, 12:06 AM
I'm a has bean.
:fart:
I've meant to talk to you about that.
Oldfart
03-18-2009, 04:17 AM
Yes, but it's a has coffee bean.
scotzoidman
03-18-2009, 11:45 AM
Nothing. But it's early yet...
rabbit
03-18-2009, 06:22 PM
Buck passing.
Too much buck passing.
:mad:
FlirtWithMe
03-21-2009, 01:23 AM
Words.
pinkFlames
03-21-2009, 02:52 AM
My ex, of course.
Bebi Dempster
03-21-2009, 03:57 AM
hmm nothing pissed me off i'm just PISSED as in *hick up* hehe!
PantyFanatic
03-21-2009, 04:08 AM
I guess St Paddys' day isn't over down there. :rofl:
Bebi Dempster
03-21-2009, 04:24 AM
I guess St Paddys' day isn't over down there. :rofl:
no bub my 34th is tomorrow so i'm starting early lol!!!
pinkFlames
03-22-2009, 09:50 PM
Just dropped and smashed my glass blender jug.
FlirtWithMe
03-23-2009, 01:57 AM
That would piss me right off, too ^^^ :hair:
Lilith
03-23-2009, 03:40 PM
Being told I must do my job half assed
Being told I must do my job half assed
:bs:
Rhiannon
03-23-2009, 04:42 PM
dealing with our Local Home Depot..
I had to find CEO's Email
Mercury_Maniac
03-23-2009, 07:00 PM
regular monday nonsense
Fangtasia
03-23-2009, 07:33 PM
The stupid bitch in the silver 4WD, who thought the 80klm speed limit did not apply to her. God forbid if i had to have braked suddenly, i'd have ended up with her vehicle taking the backend of mine. Fuck i hate tailgaters!!!
Irezumi Kiss
03-23-2009, 07:50 PM
Other people. Objects that should work. Bureaucracy.
Smile Beautiful
03-23-2009, 08:33 PM
Lixy I can totally sympathize with your original thread post. The same has been happening to me on a continuous basis now for a while. Ive quit trying to make plans with anyone. Apparently I have an invisible sign that states that keeping your plans with me is totally optional.
Maybe it's just me?
scotzoidman
03-24-2009, 09:56 AM
Other people. Objects that should work. Bureaucracy.
Sounds like Standard Operational Procedure to me. C'mon IK, what really pisses you off? ;)
Oldfart
03-24-2009, 06:48 PM
Getting up, same as me.
AngelicVampires
04-06-2009, 11:34 AM
People who let their cats roam free. They keep pooping in the yard and have scratched the hell out of the hood of my car.
scotzoidman
04-10-2009, 10:57 PM
Having Comcrap come out, replace my old cable to the house, replace my outdated modem, when the techies left I had BLAZING SPEED...
Tonight, the same old crap, slow download speed, upload speed non-existent, right when I need to upload pics at Ebay :hair:
Irish
04-11-2009, 03:32 PM
I am "totally" fed up with the way things are being handled by the so-called
Govt.The people don't have ANY say in the happenings,most of which are
against the constitution,which was written to protect things like this from
happening! Irish :irish:
PantyFanatic
04-11-2009, 03:49 PM
Is that ^^^ a six year old post? :confused:
Lilith
04-11-2009, 04:10 PM
You know what they say, 'everything old is new again.'
jseal
04-11-2009, 04:46 PM
Plus ça change, plus c'est la meme chose.
osuche
04-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Waking up with a headache after a fun day in Napa and Sonoma yesterday.
Irish
04-12-2009, 10:19 AM
Is that ^^^ a six year old post? :confused:
If it was,it wasn't meant to be!I apoligise,after I wrote it,I realised that I shouldn't write anything about politics or religion,they're to controversial!Besides,this is a heavily based Liberal site & most wouldn't agree with independant ME anyway! Irish :argue:
Lilith
04-12-2009, 10:24 AM
Most porn/erotica sites are going to be fairly liberal in their membership base. You are always welcome to have your say about whatever you'd like but you have to then be man enough to deal with others who may not agree with you.
jseal
04-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Very true!
dicksbro
04-13-2009, 07:29 AM
Power going out and the basement starting to flood because of an ungodly amout of rain that we didn't need in the first place. At least the power's back on now and the sump pump is draining things ... but it's too late to save a lot of stuff. :( They're saying we might still get another inch or more of rain today and some showers tonight. I just hope they're wrong. Weather channel makes it look like we might get a break in an hour or two, but not sure how long that'll last. :(
Lord Snow
04-13-2009, 09:26 AM
Where the hell do you live? Seattle? What pissed me off today was waking up at 8 a.m. and going upstairs just to use the bathroom and having to listen to my father start droning about his business again. Normally I wouldn't mind, but just waking up and hearing the same things again doesn't put me in the best mood.
Irish
04-13-2009, 09:45 AM
Power going out and the basement starting to flood because of an ungodly amout of rain that we didn't need in the first place. At least the power's back on now and the sump pump is draining things ... but it's too late to save a lot of stuff. :( They're saying we might still get another inch or more of rain today and some showers tonight. I just hope they're wrong. Weather channel makes it look like we might get a break in an hour or two, but not sure how long that'll last. :(
Don't rely on the weather channel or weather reports too heavily.I'm in Fla
right now & yesterday,the weather report said sunny,for today.We just got back from the beach & the sun might have come out once! Irish :huh:
dicksbro
04-28-2009, 06:14 AM
Air Force One flying low over the site of the former World Trade Center causing people to almost panic fearing another "9-11" kind of situation. Talk about a stupid, childish and disgusting act. :mad:
Oldfart
04-28-2009, 05:47 PM
The USAF claimed that it had advised all levels of bureaucracy that the photo-shoot was on.
New Yorkers will eventually have to reach the stage where they can say, "Oh look, it's a plane" if they are ever going to heal. A permanent state of fear is unhealthy and stunts the growth.
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