{A new game} I want to be....

[Gilly]

Ok, it's simple. First person lists two things. Next person picks which one they would rather be, and lists two more. Basically, it runs just like the Versus game, only with occupations and types of people.

The listed things can be an occupation, or type of person. IE: a fire fighter or a police officer, a sex slave or a dominatrix, etc.

As long as it is something a person can actually physically be, it's all good.



I want to be....

A Wiccan or A Catholic

[Lilith]

a wiccan


an infectious disease counselor or a hooker

[Gilly]

the counsler


An interior decorator or A Clothing Designer

[horseman12]

hmmmmmm? well not sure i would be suited for either one but if i had to choose i will go with interior decorator???


grape stomper or olive stomper

[jseal]

grape stomper

programmer or plumber

[Eliza]

definately a programmer...

A stripper or a porn star?

[Tess]

Porn Star


Circus clown or CIA operative

[txgrneyes]

CIA operative....


Fireman....or.....accountant

[Lilith]

hate clowns .......CIA....wanna be the alias chick when I grow up


mortician or tax collector

[Tess]

geez... a tax collector, I guess :(



a racecar driver or a trapeze artist

[Murphy]

Race car driver...

Astronaut or Submariner?

[Sharni]

Submariner

Millionaire or Backhoe Operator :D

[dicksbro]

Millionaire

Artistic or Mechanically Inclined

[Gilly]

Millionair. Did you have to ask? ;)




Computer Software Programmer, or Hardware Engineer?

[Cobalt]

Programmer

TV Journalist or Activist?

[Steph]

Activist - though I studied journalism - the TV side doesn't appeal to me at all.

Actor or Singer?

[celticangel]

actor

working mum(or dad) or stay at home?

[Sharni]

Stay At Home!!

Police or Mounted Police

[ryker]

Mounted police...cause you get to wear those cool black leather boots lol

butcher or baker?

[peregu]

Baker... I'd spend my whole time eating my handiwork though...


George Bush or George W Bush ?

[dicksbro]

George Bush ... he's back to being a civilian. Would hate to be a politician.

volunteer or paid worker

[huntersgirl]

Volunteer, so much more rewarding if you can do it because you want to...not have to.


Director or Producer?

[Lilith]

Producer


priest/nun or stripper?

[hellsbells]

Nun....then I can still strip in my spare time

A nurse or a waitress/waiter

[SOULMINER]

Waiter...couldn't handle other peoples blood :eek:

Architect or Anthropologist

[Eros]

Anthropologist


chef or bartender?

[Aqua]

Chef

High paid professional with no social life or low income worker with a frantic social life

[Lilith]

low income frantic socially

scuba instructor or life guard?

[Aqua]

Life Guard... you get to see more skin! :p

Directory assistance operator or phone sex operator

[Lilith]

phone sex operator although I'd just sexxx peeps up too if I had the other job


a dildo designer or a dildo tester?

[Aqua]

Designer... I'll start with a novelty item, a dildo shaped like a big crayon... :p

A box maker or a box filler?

[Lilith]

maker......you can design your product to fit mine:p

quality control inspector or waste management technician

[Eros]

QC...definitely not playing with "waste"

lead singer or lead guitar?

[Aqua]

Lead singer

Brother from another mother or brother of your sister and mother? :p

[Gilly]

Brother from another mother :p


Rock Star or Country Western Singer?

[BIBI]

rock star

author or actor

[celticangel]

author

lier or lawyer?

[Scarecrow]

is there a difference LOL

lier


pilot or bus driver

[Takira]

pilot

stripper or taxi driver

[BigBear57]

stripper lol who'd even look?



horny or hungry????

[huntersgirl]

hungry...you can always eat later

right or heard

[SOULMINER]

RIGHT....oh did I yell that???

On top or underneath?

[gekkogecko]

On top, and in control.

Half-assed or biased?

[Lilith]

half-assed....by that you mean my ass just half as big right?:p

drag queen or wrestler?

[Takira]

wrestler

cook or bottlewasher

[dicksbro]

cook

fan or player?

[PantyFanatic]

Player-


Lurker or Poster :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Poster, but not the kind that gets tacked to a wall.

Religious fundamentalist or scientist?

[Lilith]

can't I be both????? My Astronomy teacher is...makes me loopy......I choose scientist




man or woman?

[Cheyanne]

Woman - I like who and what I am.

Teacher or Student?

[Aqua]

Hmmmm, depends on the subject.... ;)

Teacher

Tight end or Wide receiver?

[Lilith]

tight end :p although I do like to receive;)


blackmailer or thief?

[T-S]

blackmailer.......less effort involved :D

nerd or geek

[ShadowRaven]

I thought nerd and geek were the same. Always used to get called both anyways. Nerd.

crook or politician?

[PantyFanatic]

And you thought nerd and geek were the same? LMAO
Crook- [I don't have to get the license that way]


Mountain climber or Caver

[denny]

How about a caver in the shadow of two mountains?

A wanker or a dreamer?

[Sugarsprinkles]

a dreamer


a transvestite or a Transylvanian

[PantyFanatic]

[those choices both suck];)
Transylvanian


Singer or Dancer

[BIBI]

singer

beauty or brains

[denny]

beauty

handsome or aggressive?

[Lilith]

agressive

angelic or evil?

[Scarecrow]

angelic (am already evil)


sane or insane

[kleclere]

Sane ( already insane)

hot or cold

[IAKaraokeGirl]

cold...OMG I've been warm all freaking day.

responsible or care-free?

[Lilith]

responsible

a parent or a child?

[Vicious Tease]

a parent


exhibitionist or photographer?

[dicksbro]

photographer

people or scenes"

[celticangel]

people


classy or arty?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

classy

a flapper in the 1920s or a dancer on American Bandstand?

[kleclere]

A flapper

a classy person or well rounded?

[hellsbells]

well rounded....have ALWAYS wanted bigger bits...lol

rich or very lucky

[txgrneyes]

very lucky...it will keep me humble


happy or content

[dm383]

Can I be both? (Well, I AM both, so I guess so!!)

Pleasantly surprised or surprisingly pleasant?

[dicksbro]

surprisingly pleasant (at least I hope so ...)

Tender or tough?

[ryker]

tough (but fair)

optomistic or ambivilent?

[dicksbro]

optomistic

casual or refined?

[kleclere]

casual

lust or love?

[denny]

love

casual or committed?

[kleclere]

Committed

weird or cuddlely?

[denny]

weird

homophobic or bisexual?

[kleclere]

homophobic

cherished or despised

[denny]

cherished

respected or disrespected?

[kleclere]

respected

hungary or full?

[denny]

hungry


empty or full?

[Eliza]

full (oh so nice to be filled!)


leashed or unleashed (Lilith??)

[denny]

We don't need Lilith for this, leashed, Eliza!


bound or pinned?

[Eliza]

definately bound...

licked or sucked (yes you must choose one)

[denny]

Your avatar would lead me to the choice of suckling, oh that wasn't a choice? Well, then perhaps licking.

Licked to completion or vibed?

[txgrneyes]

Licked to completion....

2some or 3some

[kleclere]

3some

tanned or white?

[Lilith]

tanned.......blister my hide;)


a jester or a prince?

[kleclere]

Jester always.

cuffed or tied?

[Lilith]

tied


mouth too full to talk or ball-gagged?

[kleclere]

Mouth too full to talk with pussy.

feet up or ass up?

[Lilith]

ass up.....the better to spank you with my dear:p



dp or one at a time?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

One at a time. Line forms to the left. :D

Quick and passionate or loving and drawn out?

[kleclere]

Loving and drawn out.

partner or solo?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Partner.

daytime or nighttime?

[kleclere]

Nighttime

Anal or vaginal?

[txgrneyes]

vaginal

male or female *(if I had a choice)*

[kleclere]

female

fingers or cock?

[dicksbro]

I'd rather use my cock.

Electric toy or human touch?

[kleclere]

Human Touch is best.

pleasure or be pleasured?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Pleasured. I need to be spoiled...been very much the "giver" lately and would like some "givee" time. :)

amused or aroused?

[dicksbro]

aroused

Murder She Wrote or Diagnosis Murder?

[Joeboe]

Tv journalist ( under the stipulation I wouldnot stationed in Iraq)

Republican or Democrat?

[dicksbro]

Probably tend towards Republican, but never a straight ticket.

Conservative or liberal?

[Vicious Tease]

liberal

MLB star or NBA star?

[Takira]

NBA star

singer or dancer

[me_carl]

Singer

Rich or in love

[Takira]

in love

pilot or stripper

[txgrneyes]

daytime job-pilot (it is a power trip)

nighttime job- stripper ( it is about control over other that I love)


super model or super man?

[dicksbro]

Super Man ... always wanted to leap tall buildings in a single bound. :)

Jelly Bellys or Werther's Original

[IenkiMoonshine]

Jelly Bellys -- cuz I want to come in dozens of delicious flavors!

Crazy Cat Lady/Man or Soup Nazi

[dicksbro]

Crazy Cat Man (no way would I want to be a Nazi)

Cartoon character or comedian?

[Vicious Tease]

comedian

famous or infamous?

[kleclere]

Infamous

high flier or closer to the ground?

[Lilith]

close to the ground

a juggler or acrobat?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I want to be an acrobat. I already juggle too many things at once. :)

Lead singer in the spotlight or a back-up doo-wopper, adding necessary support?

[kleclere]

Backup adding support.

frog or princess/prince

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I want to be a frog princess...people appreciate you much more that way.

photographer or photographee?

[kleclere]

Photographer if it were you I was photographing.

nude or non nude?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Non-nude, I think. :)

Up all night or the early riser?

[dicksbro]

Early riser.

Disco or square danceer?

[Lilith]

disco

Talk show host or news anchor?

[dicksbro]

Rats, I was hoping for a sexologist. Okay, news anchor.

Judge for a court or beauty contest?

[hellsbells]

beauty contest....like to view the competition

athlete or footballer

[kleclere]

Athlete

drivers or passenger

[hellsbells]

Driver

taxman or jailer

[kleclere]

Taxman

apple or orange?

[hellsbells]

orange

fruit or veggies

[kleclere]

fruit

toenails painted or plain?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Painted...especially in sandals weather. :)

wonderful cook or wonderful lover?

[kleclere]

Wonderful lover.

wonderer or homebody?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm the wandering type. Makes me a little more adventurous. :D

Cuddler or cuddle-ee?

[dicksbro]

Cuddler. Love to wrap my arms around my wife and snuggle close in the mornings.

Rub your partner's back or be rubbed?

[txgrneyes]

a taker....be rubbed...loved to be pampered


giver or receiver

[campingboy]

Giver

Scotch or gin

[GusAspar]

Gin (with a hint of French Vermouth, a black olive and ice)

lion or elephant

[dicksbro]

Lion

Knight or Lady

[kleclere]

Knight

top or bottom?

[campingboy]

On the Bottem

I want to be read to, or read to someone?

[dick_king]

be read to

soldier or sailor?

[dicksbro]

Soldier

Baker or Policeman?

[Vicious Tease]

Baker

a mountain or a stream?

[kleclere]

A stream

sunny or cloudy?

[dicksbro]

Sunny (I hope)

Sunny D or Tropical Punch drinker

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Many people (unknowing of one another) have called me "sunshine," so I'll go with the Sunny D. :)

a workaholic with lots of money and status or a little less intense but living from paycheck to paycheck?

[dicksbro]

Must be the later cuz' I sure don't have LOTS of money (although living from paycheck to paycheck maybe an exaggeration, too).

sex fiend or fiendishly sexy?

[gekkogecko]

Fiendlishly sexy. Or maybe just fiendish.

Breast or bra?

[kleclere]

Bra love to support them things.

iney or outey?

[hellsbells]

Not sure what you mean kleclere .. so I'll plump for iney

suck toes or have toes sucked

[kleclere]

Here it goes for belly buttons.

Suck toes

plain or peanuts

[dicksbro]

Peanuts

Soldier or Sailor

[Lilith]

Soldier~ I get seasick


drug dealer or pimp?

[dicksbro]

Pimp. Interviewing the prospective staff and checking out their specialties could be fun. :D

[campingboy]

Landscape or Interior designer?

[hellsbells]

Interior designer

Bikini, full costume or just the bottoms

[kleclere]

just the bottoms

cowboy or indian?

[campingboy]

Indian

Striper or grade school teacher?

[denny]

Sometimes they are the same.

policeman or fireman?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fireman...already been the fireman's wife. ;)

Leader or part of the team?

[denny]

leader

whore or wife?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

~sigh~ Can't be both?

wanted or loved?

[denny]

d.o.

wife or mother

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would rather be a mother, if I had to choose. Sounds like I don't have much confidence in my adult relationships, does it? Oh, but the benefits of the other are much, much better.

respected or liked?

[denny]

respected, although I need to be liked.

honored or loved?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Loved...although I'm not sure if I'd find much happiness without being somewhat honored.

Missed or appreciated?

[denny]

appreciated

tickled or tongued?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Tongued...unless we're talking about running fingers lightly over my skin...and then I'd almost pick that over anything--even sex. :D

forgiven or forgotten (the incident, not the person)?

[denny]

forgiven

climaxing or working toward?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Climaxing. I have little patience. :D

close or not so close?

[denny]

close

tactile or aural?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

tactile.

naked, or with a little left to the imagination?

[denny]

Whattya think, a pouch?

splayed, exposed or shy and demure?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

shy and demure--it's less threatening.

Quiet and controlled or wild and crazy?

[denny]

wild and crazy

gentle and smooth or rough and hard?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

gentle and smooth.

a passionate lover or successful in everything else?

[denny]

Can't have both?

A loving person or a responsible person.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Loving...responsible is overrated.

licked or caressed?

[denny]

Start with caresses, move to licks

stripper or masseuse?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

stripper...more of the tease in me. :)

father or husband?

[denny]

Right this minute, husband. After I'm calm, father.

ballet dancer or nude dancer?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

ballet...they are so graceful...

fulfilled or fulfilling?

[denny]

fulfilling not to mention filling

engaged or engorged?

[dicksbro]

Since I'm married, guess I'd better not say engaged. Okay, then, engorged.

Alrert or tired?

[Vicious Tease]

alert

napping or snacking?

[dicksbro]

napping ... especially the way I spelled alert (alrert) :D

taxi or bus?

[kleclere]

bus

runner or walker?

[Vicious Tease]

walker (I only run when being chased)

wine maker or wine taster?

[Cabrylla]

wine taster

doctor or a patient?

[dicksbro]

doctor ... might as well get paid for being in the hospital.

Engineer or conductor?

[denny]

already got the engineer thing, so, conductor( I'm not telling you what I'm conducting!)

Singer or instrumentalist?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

singer, singer, singer...

pianist or guitarist?

[denny]

guitar, bass that is.

classical or rock?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Rock

Scientist or Entertainer?

[dicksbro]

Entertainer

Sex Symbol or Role Model

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sex Symbol ( oh yeahhhhh!!)


Basketball or Football?

[denny]

football

fan or player?

[dicksbro]

fan

nacho or popcorn eater?

[denny]

nacho

puller or stabber?

[dicksbro]

puller (stabber sounds bad :D)

police or fire man ... er ... person?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Firefighter (afraid of guns ;) )

singer or dancer?

[dicksbro]

Dancer (not many successful singers who use the key of "Q") :D

Volunteer at the hospital or in the nursing home?

[kleclere]

Hospital

cream or sugar?

[denny]

cream
Nurse or PA?

[kleclere]

PA

Ring master or clown?

[denny]

clown

Tall man or Fat Woman?

[dicksbro]

Tall man

Hairy or smooth?

[kleclere]

Hairy

kisser or kissey

[dicksbro]

kisser

A finger or handjob person

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Kissee--although I'll definitely kiss back. :D

organized and rigid or disorganized and happy-go-lucky?

[dicksbro]

Gee, IAKG, now a kisser and kissee responding at the same time. Must be destiny. :D :D

Disorganized and happy-go-lucky ... sometimes..

[kleclere]

So which one do we pick?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me, kleclere, unless you're really partial to dicksbro. :D

Whichever question you'd like to answer, dear.

[kleclere]

I'd have to go with Dickbro's answer as mine also.

up front or with drawn?

[dicksbro]

Up front (I always hate the withdrawal part :D)

BTW, I would have picked IAKG! :D

Tired or peppy

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Since it's 5:00 in the morning or thereabouts, I want to be peppy. :)

musical or artistic?

[dicksbro]

Artistic (I have a BFA degree although my career ended up in Information Systems. Go figure.)

Smart or good looking?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Smart


Game Show Host or Contestant?

[kleclere]

Contestant

Peeping tom or peepie?

[cbass1976]

peeping tom

road construction or garbage man

[Sugarsprinkles]

Road construction....I'd get a chance to work with all those sexy shirtless, suntanned workmen. ;) :D

Mail carrier or FedEx delivery person?

[kleclere]

Mail carrier

renter or owner?

[campingboy]

Owner

Mover or Cleaner?

[Vicious Tease]

Mover

sweet or spicy?

[Lilith]

sweet

corrupted or innocent?

[Vicious Tease]

since i'm already so innocent (winks) i would want to be corrupted

in a swimming pool or a hot tub?

[dicksbro]

In a hot tub. Love those things.

Driving a Corvette or Hummer?

[Vicious Tease]

tough call, but gotta go with my corvette

fishing or camping?

[dicksbro]

Another tough call. Hmmmm. Camping (but I'll take my pole just in case)

Hamburgers or pork chops?

[denny]

chop

Ranger or Lifeguard?

[dicksbro]

Ranger

Doctor or Indian Chief

[denny]

doctor

doctor or nurse?

[dicksbro]

doctor

doctor or dentist?

[Scarlett]

doctor

school teacher or librarian?

[dicksbro]

librarian

big city or small town?

[Sugarsprinkles]

small town

Frog or Prince?

[dicksbro]

Frog (obviously :D)

Princess or Mistress?

[Sharni]

Princess

Policeman or Fireman

[dicksbro]

Fireman

Toadstool or toad?

[Sharni]

The listed things can be an occupation, or type of person. IE: a fire fighter or a police officer, a sex slave or a dominatrix, etc.

As long as it is something a person can actually physically be, it's all good.
*Can i physically be a toadstool or toad lmao*??

anyway.....Toad

Chef or Wine taster

[dicksbro]

Sure! Can't you? I thought everyone could. :D :D

Okay, then bar maid or house keeper?

[Sharni]

Barmaid

Cattle or Sheep farmer

[dicksbro]

Cattle farmer

Oil or gold prospector

[Sharni]

Gold

Fisherman or Plumber

[dicksbro]

Fisherman

Retired or working?

[Sharni]

Retired

Millionaire or Comfortable

[Sugarsprinkles]

Comfortable

buried or cremated?

[Sharni]

Buried

Diver or Swimmer