{A new game} I want to be....

[denny]

Nude, so much less work!

porn star or full body masseuse?

[dicksbro]

Full body masseuse might just be fun.

Krispy Kreme maker or Egg Roll Express cook?

[Sharni]

Krispy Creme

Aerobics Instructor or Swimming Instructor

[Salacious]

Swimming

Talent Scout or Scout Leader

[dicksbro]

Talent Scout

Nudist or Textile beach goer?

[Sharni]

Beach Goer

Conservationist...or Forest Clearer

[dicksbro]

Conservationist

Brick layer or carpenter?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Carpenter...........then I get to play with 'wood'. LOL



Trucker or Train engineer?

[Sharni]

Trucker

Beach goer or Pool User?

[osuche]

Beach goer.

Cook or waitress?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Waitress..........cooks don't get tips ;)




Comedian or news reporter?

[dicksbro]

Some of the reporters seem more like wanna-be comedians. If those were the only two choices, I guess I'd be a reporter.

Comedian or economist?

[celticangel]

economist

television repairer or presenter?

[Steph]

Definitely presenter! I can't fix anything!

Radio or newspaper journalist?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Newspaper...love to write.

VJ or DJ?

[WildIrish]

DJ... I'm not hip looking enough! ha ha

Doctor, Lawyer or Indian Chief?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lawyer.

School crossing guard or daycare worker?

[txgrneyes]

daycare worker...why not you pretty much play all day with people that adore you.


high school teacher or principle

[IAKaraokeGirl]

teacher...at least I would be enriching lives (I hope!)

high school teacher or college professor?

[dicksbro]

College professor.

Art student or music student?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I can't draw and I can't read music..........so neither.




Real estate agent or Car salesperson?

[kleclere]

car salesman

lawyer or doctor?

[osuche]

Doctor. I like helping others.

Travel agent or travel guide?

[kleclere]

travel agent

tour guide at: Disney land or Universal?

[osuche]

I've never been to Universal, so I'll pick that one.

Mickey or Goofy?

[dicksbro]

Mickey

Porn star or porn photographer

[osuche]

Porn star. I like being where the action is.

Manicurist or pedicurist?

[dicksbro]

manicurist (doesn't have to be a career does it? :))

Calligrapher or typist?

[Sharni]

Typist

Editor or Reporter

[WildIrish]

Editor - Reporters get punched too much.

Would you prefer to work the night shift or during the day?

[kleclere]

Day shift

weekends or during the week?

[osuche]

I work all the time. But week days if I have to pick.

Submariner or mariner?

[dicksbro]

Mariner. I'd love to ride on a sub once, but think long times spent under the water would not be fun at all.

Storm chaser or hurricane hunter?

[kleclere]

storm chaser

Army or marines?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I suppose this is where I get in trouble if I don't answer Army, right? :D

Taco maker or taco eater?

[kleclere]

taco eater

child star or child protege

[Sugarsprinkles]

child protege (or prodigy??)


Navy or Marines :D

[rockintime]

Navy

Dali Llama or Llama herder

[Sharni]

Llama herder

Telemarketer or Telephone Exchange worker

[dicksbro]

Telephone Exchange Worker ... I hate telemarketing.

Mattress or pillow tester?

[Sugarsprinkles]

mattress tester (anyone want to help?)



PC or Mac?

[dicksbro]

Not sure I want to be a PC or a Mac, but maybe a PC user. :D

(I'm just more used to them.)


Application or technical support analyst?

[Sugarsprinkles]

(damn, I get this and the Versus thread confused all the time! Sorry :D )

Neither, I'm not that computer literate


Speech writer or speech giver?

[kleclere]

Speech writer

Presidental speech writer or presidental spokesperson?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Speech writer



Reporter or editor?

[rockintime]

Reporter

Fisherman or Farmer

[Sugarsprinkles]

Fisherperson :D



auto mechanic or race car driver?

[dicksbro]

race car driver (do go-karts count? :D)

Hair dresser or barber?

[Sharni]

Hair Dresser

Sewerage Worker or Plumber?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Neither





Soap opera performer or soap opera viewer?

[dicksbro]

Soap opera performer. (At least you get paid for that part. :))

Volunteer or paid worker?

[rockintime]

paid worker (but paid EXTREMELY WELL)

window washer or car washer

[Sugarsprinkles]

car washer



House painter or portrait painter?

[rockintime]

Portrait painter...wish I could...but am a better house painter


Boxer or Wrestler

[denny]

Boxer, almost real!

male or female porn star?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Don't have the equipment to be a male porn star, so I guess it will have to be FEMALE. :D



hard and horny or soft and satisfied?

[denny]

satisfied is a wonderful cozy feeling.

a few friends or one confidant?

[Lilith]

many close friends but only a few confidants

[Sugarsprinkles]

and your question is? :D

[rockintime]

Here's a restart.

I want to be:

A Black Jack Dealer or a Commodities Trader?

[Sharni]

Commodities Trader

Hunter or Tracker

[Sugarsprinkles]

Tracker





Newscaster or Weather reporter?

[dicksbro]

Weather reporter. They may be wrong all the time, but not impressed with today's newscasters. Must be something in their coffee. :rolleyes:

Spy or a Private Eye

[Sugarsprinkles]

Private Eye



Desk clerk or maid?

[kleclere]

desk clerk

pioneer or mountain man?

[Sugarsprinkles]

MMmmm, I'd have to pick rugged Mountain Man.



Disc jockey or horse jockey?

[kleclere]

Disc jockey to big to be a horse jockey.

Dog or tiger trainer?

[rockintime]

tiger trainer--sounds rather exciting


car driver or pile driver

[Sugarsprinkles]

car driver




licker or lickee?

[rockintime]

tough one...lickee (if you give good enough pleasure you're likely to get a fantastic reward)


card games or word games

[Sugarsprinkles]

Definitely word games!!! Actually word game player....






web cam viewer or viewee?

[celticangel]

viewer~~~~~still shy!!!! (hahaha!)


snow boarder or surfer?

[dicksbro]

Snow boarder ... never done it, but it looks like fun to me.

Security guard or robber?

[Salacious]

security guard

beer tester or ice cream tester?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Ice cream taster.................I hate beer!!!



Comedian or California governor candidate?

[dicksbro]

Comedian ... for some reason holding political office anywhere has little appeal and in California it seems even worse. :rolleyes:

truck driver or bus driver?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Truck driver...........I like my solitude.




map maker or map user?

[dicksbro]

map user ... takes a lot of patience to be a map maker (used to think it'd be fun)

driver or passenger?

[Sugarsprinkles]

driver.......I like to be in control




take or give orders?

[dicksbro]

She doesn't often, but it's fun when my wife wants to "give the orders," so I say I'll be the one to take the orders. :D

Star in a comedy or a horror show?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hmmmmm, I guess a comedy show.





Bus driver or Cab driver?

[rockintime]

cab driver....if only for the occasional good show in the back seat


VETERinarian or VETERan

[Sugarsprinkles]

Veterinarian.....I love animals!




seducer or seducee?

[Sharni]

Seducee

Fisherman : Professional or Private

[Sugarsprinkles]

Private




lawyer or judge?

[Sharni]

Judge

Waterboy or Ballboy?

[rockintime]

ballboy...i like baseball


painter or sculpturer

[dicksbro]

painter

business leader or good friend

[rockintime]

good friend


orchestra conductor or train conductor

[Sugarsprinkles]

Train conductor...........I can't read music.



Bus driver or truck driver?

[rockintime]

truck driver...big rig with a bed as part of the cab


comedian or singer

[dicksbro]

Comedian

French or Italian?

[rockintime]

Italian


Translator or Transient?

[dicksbro]

Translator.

Beretta or Colt employee?

[kleclere]

Colt employee

gun inspector or tester?

[denny]

tester

marksman or sniper?

[dicksbro]

marksman

friend or boss

[denny]

friend

butthole or buttbuster?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Who'd want to be a butthole??




gift wrapper or gift opener?

[dicksbro]

Gift opener (although I'll help wrap, too)

follower or partner

[rockintime]

partner


massage therapist or sexual therapist?

[dicksbro]

massage therapist ... lots of hands on work :D :D

violin maker or violin player?

[rockintime]

violin player (I always prefer to be a player)


camel herder or sheep herder

[dicksbro]

sheep herder

weatherman or gypsy?

[Gilly]

Gypsy


Ballerina or Exotic Dancer?

[WildIrish]

Exotic dancer, I'd look silly in tights, my demi-pliets are clumsy and I can't tiptoe for shit.

Dental Hygienist or Pedicurist

[Gilly]

Ugh, not sure I'd want either of those jobs, but I'll go with pedicurist.


Movie theater usher, or mcdonalds counter boy?

[dicksbro]

Movie theater usher. Maybe get to see some movies early or get discounts for later use. :D

car or boat designer?

[WildIrish]

I'd rather design boats. If nothing else, just so I can get out on them more.

Train engineer or Mechanical engineer?

[Gilly]

Train engineer


Sous Chef, or Line Cook?

[WildIrish]

I don't care...long as I can cook!

Landscaper or maintenance person?

[Gilly]

Landscaper, that'd be fun. :)


Floral designer, or flower grower? (I'm sure they have a technical name, but...)

[WildIrish]

Flower grower And if I knew the technical term, I'd probably still tell everyone I'm a flower grower just because I would end up explaining it anyway.

Cross coutry trucker or bus driver

[Gilly]

hmm... Cross country trucker- get to see the country side.. er... highway side. ;)


Michael Jackson impersenator or Madonna impersonater?

[dicksbro]

Don't think I'd work as a Madonna impersonater, so I guess it's got to be Michael Jackson. Although, come-to-think-of-it, I don't think I'd work well there either. :rolleyes:

snuggle or slurp?

[Skyzie]

Snuggle.

overweight or underweight

[dicksbro]

I want to be underweight ... but ... :D

Tennis Player or Bowler

[Gilly]

Tennis- more exercise


Teen Scream Queen (or king- horror flick star), or Teen Drama Queen?

[Steph]

Frag, what's the difference there? I guess I'd be the Scream Queen to exercise my vocal chords.

Bassist or guitar player?

[Sharni]

Guitar Player

Saxophone Player or Mechanic?

[dicksbro]

mechanic

horse or dog trainer?

[Sharni]

Horse Trainer

Jockey or Trainer

[dicksbro]

trainer

race car driver or mechanic

[Gilly]

race car driver... we have em in the family, actually. ;) Shoulda seen me whipping through curves when I was younger. I scared more than 1 person, and beat several in races. ;)


Lawyer or police officer?

[kleclere]

police officer

life guard or swim team coach?

[Sharni]

Lifeguard

Motorcyle racer or car?

[kleclere]

Motorcycle racer

ticket taker or headliner?

[rockintime]

headliner


Contortionist or Fire-Eater?

[Sharni]

Contortionist....could come in very handy at times

Chocolate Maker or Toffee Maker

[dicksbro]

Toffee maker. I love toffee.

cattle rancher or sheep herder?

[Steph]

Sheep herder - I'd have a collie to help and little lambs :)

dog or lion trainer?

[kleclere]

dog less likely to get eatten that way.

Ferrier or fur coat wearer?

[denny]

ferrier

condom maker or wearer?

[Sharni]

I aint got anything to wear it on....so i'll take maker *L*

Mortician or Grave Digger?

[kleclere]

Grave digger

casket or vault maker?

[Miss Behavin']

*shudder* vault

architect or engineer?

[Sharni]

Architect

Editor or Reporter?

[Miss Behavin']

reporter

teacher or principal

[dancingrugger]

teacher

older or younger than partner

[dicksbro]

older

Romantic or aggressive partner

[rockintime]

Can't go wrong with either of these...but I'll pick Aggressive Partner.


District Attorney or Defense Attorney?

[dancingrugger]

Defense Attorney

Game show host or contestant

[rockintime]

Game show host


Jazz musician or Rock musician

[Sharni]

Rock Musicial

Ballet Dancer or Belly Dancer

[dicksbro]

Boy, which I still was limber enough to be a ballet dancer. Oh well, I can still watch. :D

Garbage collector or road crew flagman?

[osuche]

Road crew flagman. SOme of those construction guys are *hot*

Beautician or maseuse

[freesolutions]

masseur

Artist or posing model?

[osuche]

Posing -- I can only draw stick figures (and I draw those with difficulty)

Drummer or guitarist?

[freesolutions]

drummer ... did the guitar thing and the girls liked the drummer eh.. what did they know?


CPA or IRS?

[osuche]

CPA -- I like fire fighting.

Car salesman or mechanic?

[WildIrish]

Mechanic - I love to tinker.

The "spoo" mopper at a peepshow or someone who sews the ears on pink bunny slippers?

[osuche]

Sewing, I think. I HATE bars -- especially ones with peepshows.

Peeper or Peep-ee at the peepshow?

[dicksbro]

I think I have to pee pee ... is that the same thing?

Club member or leader?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Club member






dog owner or cat owner?

[Steph]

Dog!

kitchen staff or waiter/waitress?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Waitress




Caller or telephone operator?

[dicksbro]

Telephone operator (but only if I can listen in on the sexy calls ... :D)

Bus or Taxi Cab driver?

[Sharni]

Taxi

Train Conductor or Driver?

[dicksbro]

driver (looks like fun anyway)

Building or highway construction worker?

[Sharni]

Highway

Midwife or Surgeon

[dicksbro]

Better be the surgeon. LOL

Homemaker or business executive?

[2-4-tea]

buisness executive


batman or superman

[Sugarsprinkles]

Since I don't have the necessary 'equipment', would you settle for Wonder Woman??




teacher or student?

[dancingrugger]

Student, definitely, I love to learn ... although on occasion teachers have been known to learn from their students too ...

Comedian or Musician?

[dicksbro]

Comedian

Coin or stamp collector

[Sugarsprinkles]

Coin. I think the fine points of coin collecting are less complicated that learning what makes some stamps so valuable..




Archeologist or Museum curator?

[dicksbro]

Both could be fun ... but I'll say, archeologist (I could use the exercise :))

Banker or Loanshark

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hmmmmm, Loanshark as long as I can find some good "assistants" to do my dirty work when someone doesn't pay on time. ;) :D





Kleenex or cloth handkerchief?

[paprclphd]

Cloth handkerchief - I would want to get thrown away after one use.

Liar or backstabber?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Neither





Army or Navy?

[WildIrish]

Go Army - Almost ended up at West Point actually. Probably should've gone. Oh well, maybe next life. (assuming I don't come back as a bunny or somthing)

Travel by air, land or sea?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hmmmm....each has it's favorable points. I guess if I'm in a hurry it would be air, but if I want to see the scenery it would have to be land.




Ice or roller skating?

[WildIrish]

Ice Skater! Very fun.

Would you rather be a construction worker or a landscaper?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Landscaper................I can't whistle well enough to be a construction worker ;) :D



Interior Decorator or Cake Decorator?

[dicksbro]

Better be the interior decorator. I'd want to eat the cake. :D

Chef or waiter?

[Sharni]

Chef

Army person or Navy person

[Stevo]

Army whatever


games designer or games tester?

[dicksbro]

Games tester (I have designed a couple of games, but that's a lot of work.)

Long games or short games?

[Sharni]

Long Games (though i dont really care as long as its played correctly *LOL*)

Prostitute or Stripper

[dicksbro]

stripper if that's the only two choices

regular or BBQ chips

[rockintime]

Regular chips


Sports star on steroids or Ditch digger drinking beer

[Sharni]

Ditch Digger

Sailboarder or Surfer

[dicksbro]

sailboarder

Checkers or chess player

[Sugarsprinkles]

Checkers.......I've never learned to play Chess






A sports commentator or TV Weather forecaster?

[Stevo]

TV Weather forecaster



bungee jump or sky diving instructor?

[Sharni]

Oh fork...what a choice for someone who hates heights *LOL*

Errrrr Bungee maybe? :eek:

Racing Car driver or Motorcycle Racer?

[Stevo]

LOL

Racing car driver for sure :D


Rally driver or F1 driver?

[denny]

F1

nascar or nhra?

[Stevo]

nascar


Beamers or Merc's?

[denny]

ford

trucks or bikes?

[Sharni]

Bikes

PC or Laptop

[denny]

cut or uncut?

[Sharni]

Uncut *L*

Games player or Games tester?

[denny]

player

pivot or sattelite?

[Stevo]

satelite


electrican or mechanic?

[dicksbro]

Like to know more about both. Probably electrician would be my choice for now.

Camel or donkey rider?

[dancingrugger]

Camel rider ... at least a camel has humps

Urologist or Proctologist?

[dicksbro]

urologist (I think I'd rather be up front with people :D)

Candy or candle maker?

[Sharni]

Lolly maker

Telemarketer or Door to door Salesperson?

[rockintime]

Door to door salesman...rather get the door slammed in my face than the phone slammed on my ear.


Artist or Writer?

[dancingrugger]

Artist, less rules to follow ...

Now for something abstract .... hehe
Purple or Orange?

[dicksbro]

Rather be ... orange, maybe. People would just think I used that no-sunlight tanning stuff. :D

lumberjack or cabinet maker?

[Steph]

I would not do well at either job but I guess I'd have to go with lumberjack ~ not as noticable when I screw up!

Moderator or troublemaker?:)

[rockintime]

Troublemaker...it's one I already know how to do.


Suspension bridge painter or Skyscraper window-washer

[dicksbro]

I don't like heights, so it'd have to be the inside windows of the skyscraper. :D :D

Pixie poster or pixie lurker?

[kleclere]

Pixie poster

cheese maker or cheese taster?

[WildIrish]

Cheese maker...I'd love to try it.

professional wrestler or nascaar driver?

[SuccubusKitty]

Nascar driver, vrooooooom!


Gardener or House Painter

[WildIrish]

House painter...I don't have the patience to garden, and I'm not creative enough.

Security Guard or Short Order Cook?

[dicksbro]

Security Guard

Fighter or airline pilot?

[kleclere]

fighter pilot

plane's pilot or parachutist?

[dicksbro]

pilot

Coffee bean or cocoa bean grower?

[Sharni]

Cocoa Bean grower

Tobacco grower or Hemp grower

[dicksbro]

Since I gave up smoking, I guess I'll try growing hemp.

Photographer or Hunter of animals?

[Sharni]

Photographer

Computer user or Computer programmer

[dicksbro]

Computer user. Was a programmer for years ... now I like to complain about the glitches. :D

Drinker or dancer?

[rockintime]

Dancer if that means I can have a sexy woman in my arms (of course, maybe that could happen as a Drinker also)


Air Traffic Controller or Air Freight Hauler?

[SuccubusKitty]

Air Freight Hauler...just have to fly one down safely then not twenty


Pizza delivery or pickup?

[dicksbro]

Pickup normally. Once in a while we'll get it delivered.

Supreme or Pepperoni?

[rockintime]

Pepperoni (with tomatoes)


garment worker or assembly line worker?

[dicksbro]

Better be an assembly line worker.

Pizza Place ... Cook or wait on tables?

[osuche]

Wait on tables.


Post office -- mailman or counter worker?

[CunningLinguist]

mailman, those vans are bad ass.

female high school drop out or male college graduate (class of 2003)?

Note: You cannot change any of the choice. So it is deeper than saying you would rather be male or female. If you choose to be famale, then you choose high school drop out as well. If you choose male then you are also a college graduate.

(Can we stop talking about pizza? Geesh, it is bad enough I have to work in a pizza place all my life I would rather not have my life's calling talked about as if it were some horrible fate.)

[osuche]

male college graduate -- I can't imagine being a drop out. Of course, I can't imagine being a boy, either. :D

Elf or dwarf?

[WildIrish]

Elf - but only because of the cool shoes and Sharni's elf fetish.

Coffee Grinder or Organ Grinder (with the monkey of course)?

[osuche]

Organ grinder, for variety. But only if you'll be my monkey, WI.

:D

Escort service or "call girl" (or male equivalent)?

[WildIrish]

I can hear you now... "Dance Monkey Boy! Dance! Shake that money-maker...Momma needs a new pair of shoes!" lol

Call girl...so I'm a dirty little whore. That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

[osuche]

Is that a question?

WI, I've always admired your ability to be a dirty little whore.

[WildIrish]

Pardon my lapse...I was daydreaming. ha ha

Would you rather be a forest ranger or a New York City doorman?

[osuche]

Forest ranger. I like communing with nature.

What would you rather plant -- Trees or vegetables?

[CunningLinguist]

Trees becuase vegetables are yucky!

You are trapped in a room full of Star Trek geeks who have not bathed in a long time. You have to play a game of strip poker.

Win or lose?

[dicksbro]

Lose ... fast. :D

Would you rather be the door man or the bell boy?

[Sharni]

Doorman/woman/person :D

I want to be a Parachuting Instructer or Pilot

[dicksbro]

Pilot

Would you rather be a lion that mates up to 50 times a day or a pig whose orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes? (Just got that information in an e-mail. Interesting, huh?)

[maddy]

pig (never would have thought it would be my animal of choice)

dentist or pediatrician?

[rockintime]

pediatrician (close call...whining kids with runny noses or complaining patients with aching teeth and bad breath :D )


costumed Daffy Duck character at Universal Studios or costumed Donald Duck character at DisneyWorld?

[imaginewithme]

Daffy Duck

a urologist or a gynocologist???

[dicksbro]

Gynocologist ... I think. :)

Tax collector or Insurance salesperson?

[osuche]

Insurance salesperson. SOmetimes it can really help people

Lawyer or doctor?

[SuzyQ]

Lawyer...I always wanted to be a lawyer,

Auto Mechanic or The Happy Hooker?

[musicman]

happy hooker - more familiar with the material :D

madam or john?

[imaginewithme]

madam.....

Wedding coordinator or Marriage councelor

[dicksbro]

I guess I'll be the Marriage Counselor.

High School Teacher or University Professor?

[imaginewithme]

University Professor---don't think I could put up with a bunch of teenagers....

Real Estate owner or salesperson?

[dicksbro]

Real Estate Owner

Clergy or lay person

[osuche]

Clergy...of course, I would make a *bad* nun :D

Postal clerk or mail man?

[dicksbro]

postal clerk

School teacher or crossing guard

[osuche]

School teacher

Naughty nurse or naughty cop?

[Rayna]

naughty nurse :D

porn star or stripper

[dicksbro]

porn star (playing a needy patient :D :D)

Traffic Cop or School Crossing Guard?