{A new game} I want to be....

[dicksbro]

Artist (majored in art at college ... BFA degree)

[kleclere]

Db what's next?

[hellsbells]

we got to guess???? lol

[kleclere]

Dicksbro has the last one.

[hellsbells]

come on dicksbro...help us out here!!

[kleclere]

How about to keep it going.


Ba or Ma?

[dicksbro]

Ba ... sorry I didn't put in a new choice. (Slaps himself three times and promises to go to the dungeon :()

Officer or enlisted person?

[kleclere]

enlisted

nco or private?

[dicksbro]

NCO

Chef or Dietician

[Lilith]

chef


friend or foe?

[dicksbro]

friend

dog or horse trainer?

[Sharni]

Horse

Mongrel or Pedegree

[dicksbro]

Pedegree

farmer or gardner?

[hellsbells]

gardener

front crawl or breast stroke (lol....both as in swimming)

[Sharni]

Breast Stroke

Diving or Swimming events?

[Lilith]

swimming


horse or rings?

[hellsbells]

horse

french fries or jacket potato

[dicksbro]

I want to be a "jacket potato?" Well, why not? :D

Student or Teacher?

[kleclere]

teacher

cartoonist or painter?

[Sugarsprinkles]

cartoonist, but I don't have an artistic bone in my body!



Teased or satisfied?

[Sharni]

Teased

In love or In lust?

[Wisper]

In love

Hated or hater

[Sharni]

Hated

Rich or Blessed

[Sugarsprinkles]

Been 'blessed' long enough, I think I'd like to try Rich for a while. :D


Forest Ranger or office worker?

[Sharni]

Forest Ranger

Soapie Star or Movie Star

[dicksbro]

Movie Star

Mounty or mounted?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Ohhhh, definitely mounted!




gardener or butler?

[martian]

Butler? I hardly know 'er.


Actually, gardener.



Plucky Sidekick or Expendable Henchman?

[Sharni]

Sidekick

Hero or Coward

[kleclere]

hero

cowboy or ranger?

[dicksbro]

ranger

master of ceremonies or contestant

[Sugarsprinkles]

Contestant


announcer or disc jockey?

[FussyPucker]

Disc Jockey (hehehe DJ Fussy kickin' it with funky tunes...)

Hair Dresser or make up artist

[Sharni]

Makeup Artist

Movie Director or Special Effects Director?

[FussyPucker]

ooooooooo Special Effects Director !! That would be so much fun !

Painter or Sculptor

[Sharni]

Sculptor

The Nationality you are now or Different?

[FussyPucker]

God save the Queen !! :D:D

professional tennis player or pole vaulter

[Sharni]

Professional Tennis Player

Race Car Driver or Race Horse Jockey?

[dicksbro]

race car driver

painter: modern or classical

[Sharni]

Classical

Singer: Blues or Rock

[FussyPucker]

ROCK !!

Stripper or ballet dancer ?

[skipthisone]

Stripper

Woman or Man?

[Lilith]

woman....



alone or in a crowd?

[Sharni]

Alone

Bi or Straight

[Bardog]

Straight

On top / On bottom

[dicksbro]

Both, but generally on top.

accountant or programmer?

[jennaflower]

programmer (depending on what it was I was programming)


Fucked or Screwed

[Lilith]

Fucked been screwed enough to know better;)



bit or smacked?

[Sharni]

Smacked

Multiple orgasmic whore or Wife

[dicksbro]

This is a tough one ... although multi-orgasmic doesn't sound bad. I think I'll pick it instead of the whore and wife. :D

Storm chaser or hurricane hunter?

[Sharni]

Storm Chaser

ICQ user or Yahoo user

[dicksbro]

Yahoo

strong or smart

[Bardog]

smart

movie star or rock star

[Sharni]

Movie Star

Author or Reader

[dicksbro]

author

train conductor or engineer?

[Sharni]

Engineer

Bus Driver or Taxi Driver?

[dicksbro]

Taxi driver.

Attorney or Paralegal?

[Sharni]

Attorney

Tow truck Driver or Roadside repairman

[dicksbro]

Tow truck driver

Farmer or Gardener

[Sharni]

Gardener

Shop owner or Assistant

[dicksbro]

Shop owner

Pet shop or Liquor Store owner

[Sharni]

Pet Shop!!

Publican or Patron

[dicksbro]

Assuming you're using publican in the sense of a Roman tax collector. I guess I'd rather be that then the tax patron. :D Bet that's not what you had in mind, though. :D :D

Kite maker or flyer?

[Sharni]

Publican = pub owner :rolleyes:

Kite Flyer

Jouster or Swordsman?

[Sugarsprinkles]

too short to be either, but I'll pick swordswoman


wealthy or wise?

[Sharni]

Wise

Bird keeper or Bee keeper?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Bird keeper


Interior decorator or architect?

[Vicious Tease]

architect

carpenter or artist?

[dicksbro]

Artist.

Painter or sculptor?

[Sharni]

I think i answered this not long ago *L*

Sculptor

IBM or HP?

[FussyPucker]

HP I've done a couple of HP technical courses :D:D

Fishing or Golf ?

[Sharni]

Fishing (golf :rolleyes: )

Freshwater or Sea fishing?

[dicksbro]

freshwater

live bait or artifical lure

[Sharni]

Live bait

Bath or Shower

[dicksbro]

shower

Soap ... bar or liquid?

[Sharni]

Liquid

Loofah or Cloth?

[dicksbro]

cloth

shampoo or soap?

[Sharni]

Shampoo

Two in one or Separate(Shampoo then Conditioner)

[dicksbro]

Two in one ... but I suppose we really need to get back to this thread instead of playing "versus." LOL.

Do you want to be a ...

Hairdresser or barber?

[Sharni]

Ooopppssss :D

Hairdresser

Mechanic or Engineer

[dicksbro]

Engineer

Dishwasher or street sweeper?

[Sharni]

Street sweeper (here they use trucks *L*)

Kawasaki rider or Honda rider?

[dicksbro]

Kawasaki off road vehicle rider ... yes!

Lexus or Mercedes?

[Sharni]

Lexus

Computer Programmer or Bank Teller

[dicksbro]

Computer programmer

dental hygenist or receptionist?

[Sharni]

Receptionist

Nurse or Doctor?

[dicksbro]

doctor

Medical or Philosophy

[Sharni]

Medical

Worker at Disneyland or Movieworld?

[dicksbro]

Disneyland

electrician or plumber?

[Sharni]

Electrician

Teacher or Student?

[dicksbro]

Teacher. I used to and loved it.

Jogger or walker?

[Bardog]

Walker

test pilot or stunt man?

[dicksbro]

test pilot

mountain climber or jungle guide?

[kleclere]

jungle guide

hobo or street vender?

[dicksbro]

street vendor (I guess ... of course the hobo could see the country while the street vendor has a more limited turf :D)

Circus Clown or High Wire Walker?

[Bardog]

Call me Bozo

Astronaught or Submarine captain

[dicksbro]

Astronaught

Pharacist or Hairdresser?

[Sharni]

Pharmacist (i'm assuming thats what it is *L*)

Dog catcher or Council worker

[dicksbro]

Yep (slaps wrist for spelling error :()

Okay, I'll be the dog catcher. :)

[Sharni]

Ok...*LOL*...what do i get to chose from????

[dicksbro]

Ooops

Retiree or Worker?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Worker, but i think this would depend on the Job


Race Car Driver or a Lawyer

[dicksbro]

race car driver

cook or bottle washer?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm already both......LOL at least around my house I am.



frog or Prince Charming?

[dicksbro]

Charming Prince Frog (:D :D)

Sports player or fan?

[Sharni]

Fan

Coffee drinker or Tea drinker

[kleclere]

Coffee

exercise: instructor or participant

[Sharni]

Participant

Nail Technician or Make up Artist?

[denny]

May I hold your hand?

Condom Maker or Condom Breaker?

[Steph]

Mmmm . .. my clock is ticking and so maybe I'd break 'em!

Singer or songwriter?

[FussyPucker]

oooooooooo tuff one but deeeeep down I think I wanna be the singer :D

handcuffs or silk ties ?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Silk ties


Psychic or Sceptic?

[dicksbro]

I'll be the psychic and let all you wonder about my conclusions :D

Homebody or party person?

[Sharni]

Homebody

Toy Maker or Toy Tester?

[dicksbro]

Toy tester

(Loved it when the kids were small and I got to try all their Christmas gifts ... :D)

Spy or Bureau Chief

[Sharni]

Spy.....Bond eat ya heart out *LOL*

Librarian or Reader

[dicksbro]

Librarian (always thought that'd be a nice job)

explorer or museum caretaker?

[Sharni]

Museum Caretaker...reckon that'd be way cool

Jockey or Trainer

[Sugarsprinkles]

trainer


astronomer or astrologer?

[dicksbro]

astonomer

stock car or dragster driver?

[Sugarsprinkles]

stock car driver


copy writer or proofreader?

[Sharni]

Proof Reader

Artist or Cartoonist

[dicksbro]

artist

news reporter or news maker

[Ozling]

news maker


hamster or lemming

[Sugarsprinkles]

hamster...........gotta love those balls they play in! *hehehe*



Cook or waitress/waiter?

[dicksbro]

Wait ... er ... I hate to rush :)

Porno flick producer or star?

[celticangel]

star

sweetheart or ole tart?

[GingerV]

sweetheart...was it a question?

Radio DJ, or mixin' DJ

[dicksbro]

Radio DJ

Adult bookstore owner or salesclerk?

[Ozling]

owner

alchoholic or a drunk

[Sharni]

Drunk

Doctor or Surgeon?

[dicksbro]

doctor

basket or rug weaver?

[MistyBluEyes]

Rug weaver

Policeman or fireman?

[kleclere]

fireman

actor/actress or director?

[Sugarsprinkles]

director


costumer or set designer?

[MistyBluEyes]

Costume designer

Singer or actor?

[kleclere]

Actor

porn actor/actress or camera person?

[MistyBluEyes]

Porn actress

Ugly and extremely happy or good looking and unhappy?

[kleclere]

Ugly and extremely happy.

racer or pit crew?

[MistyBluEyes]

Racer

torn jeans or brand new?

[kleclere]

torn jeans

tidey whites or thong?

[MistyBluEyes]

thong

bird or cat?

[Sugarsprinkles]

tighty whities



Photographer or model?

[kleclere]

photogragher

mail person or fed ex deliverer?

[MistyBluEyes]

Fed Ex

Stripper or bouncer?

[kleclere]

bouncer

pole sitter or tight rope walker?

[Sugarsprinkles]

pole sitter


plumber or electrician?

[kleclere]

electrician

tv repairperson or cable installer?

[Sharni]

TV Repairperson

Guitarist or Drummer

[Lilith]

Drummer...though I'd prefer to lead


loyal or accepted?

[denny]

accepted

whore or giggolo

[dicksbro]

Better be a giggolo ... or somebody will be in for a big surprise :D

politician or political volunteer worker

[kleclere]

Have to go with the worker

painter or contractor?

[Sharni]

Painter

Bird Watcher or Zoo Worker

[dicksbro]

bird watcher

television or movie star?

[Sharni]

Movie Star

Opera singer or Rock singer

[lovesheels]

Rock singer

sex slave or pain slut

[dicksbro]

sex slave

part or full time worker?

[Urlryn]

Full time


Fireman of Firing man ?

[Sharni]

Fireperson

In the Army or Navy

[Stevo]

Army


major or sgt?

[Cindy Kim]

Major

Cheerleader or Quarterback

[campingboy]

Quarterback

Would you want to be panties / underwear or bra?

[Cindy Kim]

I would be the bra - a more useful job ; )

Would you be the nipple or the clitoris on your favorite girl's (or your own) body

[campingboy]

nipple. I can then stand up proud and other can see me, even if the owner does not want them to see me.

Would you shower after sex or stay wet for a while?

[Stevo]

shower after sex, together with my partner....more fun


would you want to be a toilet cleaner or a undertaker?

[Sharni]

Dunny cleaner

Theme park Actor or Big Screen Actor

[MistyBluEyes]

Big screen actor

Zoo keeper or lion tamer?

[Stevo]

zoo keeper


electrican or mechanic?

[GingerV]

Mechanic...

Clown or Trapeze Artist?

[dicksbro]

Clown (don't like heights :))

Construction worker or demolition team member?

[Stevo]

demolition team member


sky diver or deep sea diver?

[GingerV]

deep sea....how cool would that be?

Teacher or student?

[Stevo]

student


co worker or boss?

[Sharni]

Boss

Policeman or Mounted Policeman

[dicksbro]

Mounted policeman

detective or uniformed officer?

[Stevo]

detective


CIA agent or MI5 agent?

[dicksbro]

CIA agent

gangster or white collar criminal

[Stevo]

white collar criminal


pick pocket or armed robber?

[dicksbro]

pick pocket

card player or dealer

[Sharni]

Player

Waiter or Chef

[Stevo]

Chef


driver or passenger

[Sharni]

Passenger....you can look at the scenery that way *L*

Movie Director or Song Writer

[Stevo]

song writer


bike racer or car racer

[MistyBluEyes]

Car Racer

Ditch digger or grave digger?

[Sharni]

Ditch Digger

Grader Operator or Backhoe Operator?

[dicksbro]

Backhoe Operator. Got to drive one once at a provings ground and it was a ball! How can they call that work?

Burlesque joint ... bouncer or dancer?

[kleclere]

Have to be bouncer

bartender or drunk?

[dicksbro]

Hic. :D

rocket scientist or toy maker?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Toy maker


Frog or handsome prince?

[kleclere]

Handsome prince tired of being the frog.

tomb stone: engraver or hauler?

[dicksbro]

Engraver ... I guess.

Sky or deep sea diver?

[Goddess_X]

tough though choice as I love both.

Deep Sea Diver

Proctologist or Gynecologist? lmao

[kleclere]

Gynecologist

Hockey: goalie or forward?

[Lilith]

goalie...perfect place for us stubborn, hold your ground types



a student or teacher?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hmmmm...I love being both. Let's say teacher.

grape smasher or tomato canner?

[Lilith]

grape smasher


pizza deliverer or burger slinger?

[Goddess_X]

pizza deliverer better tips

Pilot or a boat Captain?

[Ozling]

boat captain

stripper or a prostitute?

[Urlryn]

Prostitute :D (for females that is)

Cop or soldier ?

[Sharni]

Cop

Mounted or car Patrol

[Urlryn]

Mounted

Zoo keeper or Bouncer in a strip club ?

[dicksbro]

Are they different? Okay, zoo keeper. :)

Politician: federal or state?

[Lilith]

state

a mail carrier or a UPS person???

[dicksbro]

Mail carrier ... I'd rather drive the jeep than those trucks.

Ballet or line dancer?

[kleclere]

line dancer

ticket taker or scalper?

[dicksbro]

Could I take tickets and then scalp them? :D

Scalper, I guess. More money in it.

OSHA inspector or EPA inspector?

[Vicious Tease]

OSHA .. wandering through factories full of sweaty men ... yeah I could do that.

president (of a company) or investor?

[speedy]

president of a company gotta love golden parachutes


teacher or student

[Goddess_X]

Teacher, cause I know it ALL hehe

top or bottom??

[speedy]

bottom nothing like a view good view looking up


buyer or seller

[dicksbro]

seller

rogue or a gentleman

[denny]

rogue

harlot or madonna?

[Goddess_X]

Is there a difference? hehe

Madonna..least she can sing

a weekend of wild sex or just friends for life??

[Passion Please]

just friends for life... ( one weekend verses lifetime, no contest)

Outdoors wildlife job or sophisticated office job

[Ozling]

sohpisticated office job, depending on the office job

bartender or "intheback" cook

[denny]

bartender(miss the ladies?)

cocktail waitress or topless bar waitress?

[Vicious Tease]

cocktail waitress

bouncer or DJ?

[dicksbro]

DJ

Fireworkers watcher or fireworks shooter (not sure what they really call themselves :))

[denny]

shooter

Poacher or hunter?

[dicksbro]

hunter

dress designer or men's tailor?

[denny]

tailor

sailor or soldier?

[dicksbro]

soldier

nudist or eskimo

[denny]

nudist

man or woman?

[Sharni]

Woman

Dressage Rider or Showjumper

[dicksbro]

Dressage Rider

hitchhiker or street walker?

[Sharni]

Hitchhiker

Secretary or Receptionist

[dicksbro]

Receptionist (or WalMart greeter :D)

Dildo painter or Vibrator tester.

[Lilith]

tester


top or bottom???

[denny]

I'll take bottom since it's you but next time let's switch.

give or take?

[Lilith]

take (then give)




BHP or LHA?

[denny]

LHA?

I'm off track again.

Waxer or Barber?

[MistyBluEyes]

Waxer

Clown or Lion Tamer?

[denny]

Clown, definitely!

Model or Escort?

[MistyBluEyes]

Model

Actor or singer?

[dicksbro]

actor

producer or director

[MistyBluEyes]

Director

Bank teller or Pizza Delivery?

[dicksbro]

Bank teller. At least the bank is air conditioned and I'm not spending all night trying to find someone's house. :)

Producer ... movie or babies?

[MistyBluEyes]

LOL

Movie

Go to Disney or Sea World?

[speedy]

Disney

bahamas or hawaii

[MistyBluEyes]

Hawaii...been to the Bahamas so many times it's not fun anymore

Take a cruise or fly?

[speedy]

cruise

swimming or skiing

[dicksbro]

swimming (actually I want to be a swimmer LOL)

sunbather or scuba diver

[lakritze]

Sunbather................................... ............................................ Rocket scientist or Mime

[Eliza]

Mime

Lion tamer or a snake charmer?

[Sharni]

Snake Charmer

Zoo worker or Waterpark worker

[dicksbro]

Waterpark worker

Social worker or aid recipient?

[Sharni]

Social Worker

Computer Tech or Software Programmer

[denny]

programmer

Life guard or model?

[dicksbro]

model (don't swim well enough to be a life guard ... I'd put everyone in jeapardy :))

Viking warrior or Scottish clansman?