If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[FlirtWithMe]

Mmmmm if you're offering...

[Coaster]

Let me see those fingers again!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

I can't show you just now, they're buried somewhere... can't you tell by her face?

[Coaster]

But if you're both on top of me...... OOHHHHHHHHH!

Babe, i need to breathe!

[FlirtWithMe]

Do you want me to call for oxygen?

[Coaster]

Is mouth to mouth available?

[FlirtWithMe]

It is, but your face seems to be occupied at the moment. Do you want me to climb off?

[Coaster]

Wanna suck her breasts while I finish you off?

[FlirtWithMe]

With pleasure

[Coaster]

Isn't this a great way to start the day?

[FlirtWithMe]

Sure is! Same time tomorrow?

;)

[Coaster]

Sounds good to me.... now roll over......

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm 'dunrollin', I'm off to bed ;)



:D

[dicksbro]

That's a great place to start. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

We've been here a while... time to change the sheets?

[GusAspar]

Remind me: how did I get so lucky?

[FlirtWithMe]

Do you fancy giving me a quick flash of your pearlies?

:D

[Pita]

Hello, have we met and is that my bra on the headboard or yours?

[dicksbro]

Don't worry, I'll let my hands be your "Living Bra." :)

Do you like the "auto-massage" feature?





:slurp:

[jseal]

Um, how much of last night do you remember?

[dicksbro]

Yikes!

[pinkFlames]

Does your wife know about us?

[jseal]

Wife? What wife?

[FlirtWithMe]

That was GOOD! One more time?

[jseal]

Anything for you, my dear! :D

[Salacious]

Anything goes?

[pinkFlames]

Thanks for the wonderful night gorgeous.

[jseal]

Wow! You're sizzlin'!

[pinkFlames]

Thanks! You're pretty hot yourself.

[gekkogecko]

So, just how pink are those flames in the light of day?

[pinkFlames]

:yikes: Eek! There's a reptile in my bed!....Hey! This could be interesting.

[Coaster]

Now THAT was wonderful!

Want to call out sick and spend the day repeating it?

[Airy]

Yummy....

More please!

[dicksbro]

Yummy, yummy, yummy ... maybe roll now on your tummy. :slurp:

[pinkFlames]

Now, that was some night.

[dicksbro]

Glad I don't have to work today.



(one of retirements real advantages :) )

[AZRedHot]

Hiya, handsome. Long time, no see. :)

[dicksbro]

Well, good morning beautiful. :)

[Coaster]

ooops.... sorry DB... wrong door!

[FlirtWithMe]

Which way up do you want me?

[Coaster]

Which way can we try next?

[Salacious]

Again!

[Airy]

Can I go with yummy again???

:kisser:

[dicksbro]

Shall we try something special?

[FlirtWithMe]

Uh huh, I'll get the rope!

[jseal]

Mmmm ... good morning ... very good morning! :)

[FlirtWithMe]

Very good morning to you, too :)

Now... about this rope... shall I tie you or would you like to tie me?

[pinkFlames]

I'll tie you if you don't mind, sweetie.

[Coaster]

Pinkflames, can I help you with doing FWM?

[pinkFlames]

Coaster, you can join in any time you like.

[jseal]

Hey! How about a foursome?

[FlirtWithMe]

Sounds good, climb on :thumb:

[Coaster]

I did............ now your turn to climb aboard!

[FlirtWithMe]

Mmmm mustache ride?

[Coaster]

suuuuuuuure unless you wanna :69:

[FlirtWithMe]

Choices, choices... I'll take the mustache ride first, then when you can't hold off any longer you can flip me around and we can :69:

[Coaster]

Mmmmmmmmmm.... I could taste you all night!!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

Sounds good to me :hot:

[Coaster]

Phewwwww..... I think I need a shower!

[FlirtWithMe]

Showercam!!!!

[pinkFlames]

Hey! Don't forget I'm still here. Where's that loofah?

[FlirtWithMe]

I've not got it, but jseal joined us, has he got it?

[jseal]

Wow! Hoot! Yowza! HowdIgetsolucky?! :hot:

[FlirtWithMe]

Hey jseal, have you got the loofah? Ah there it is... Ooops, no that's not the loofah :o Well, hello jseal :brows: ;)

[jseal]

If you are careful, you can wash your face with it. :D

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh I'll be very careful ;) Beats a pump-action soap dispenser :D

[GusAspar]

Loofah? Wha...??? Is it my turn for a bed-bath, then?

[dicksbro]

Oops.

[jseal]

What? You again?

[FlirtWithMe]

Where were we? ;)

[Coaster]

Want to go back and slip between the sheets?

[citrus]

What is THIS thing called love?

[Salacious]

Top or bottom?

[Coaster]

Mind if slide on down?

[FlirtWithMe]

:faint:

:hot:

[dicksbro]

Let's not get up just yet. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

Sounds good to me :thumb:

[osuche]

hmmm...we could start with cuddling. ;)

[jseal]

Well, hey! It's been awhile, hasn't it? :hot:

[dicksbro]

Would you believe a bit longer would be okay? :)

[FlirtWithMe]

Scootch over a bit dicksbro and jseal, I wanna be next to osuche ;)



:D

[Coaster]

Is there room for me in there?

[osuche]

Hmmm...bike riding or sex? ;)

[IowaMan]

It may get rough either way....... you may want to put on a helmet dear. ;)

[dicksbro]

Can we start putting signs on the door or something?

[Coaster]

Saying what DB? The more the merrier?

[jseal]

Hello. I don't believe we've been formally introduced. :rolleyes:

[Coaster]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh it must be my lucky day... Mmmmm, it IS my lucky day... don't stop... :hot:





:D

[Coaster]

my lips leaving a wet trail down your tummy......

[FlirtWithMe]

:faint:

[jseal]

Last night was great! :hot:

[Coaster]

Omg!!!!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

One more time?

[WildIrish]

Just one?

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm up for more if you wanna...

[WildIrish]

Is the Pope Catholic?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Are there two more inappropriate expressions to say "HELL YES I WANNA!"? :roflmao:

[Lilith]

What took you so long?????


Then I'd take off the cock ring ;)

[dicksbro]

Morning, mod. May I munch on your mangos? :)

[pinkFlames]

Only if I can have your banana.

[dicksbro]

Heck, could I offer some corn on the coc ... er cob instead.

[pinkFlames]

:slurp: Now that might be an interesting alternative.

[dicksbro]

It's early (or late), we can try lots of alternatives. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

Roll over so I can climb on :D

[dicksbro]

Okay, I've rolled over. :D

[FlirtWithMe]

OK... I've climbed on :D

[dicksbro]

Woo Hoo!

[Coaster]

i think i'll just watch if you don't mind!

[FlirtWithMe]

This is getting to be a habit!

[pinkFlames]

Sweetheart, you have the most gorgeous body.

[dicksbro]

What a nice Saturday.

[Salacious]

I think we need to do some stretching before your morning walk today. *wicked grin nod*

[Coaster]

I think it's time you roll over so I can give you that hot oil massage I promised

[Salacious]

You can have it your way.

[dicksbro]

I like that idea. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

Quickie before brekkie db?

[dicksbro]

The sausage link is ready, how about over easy? :)

[FlirtWithMe]

Sounds perfect to me :)

[jseal]

This is just a Great way to start the day! :)

[Coaster]

ummmmmmmmm.... for some other people it is!!!! :wink:

[dicksbro]

Hmmmmm ... for some it isn't quite.

I must have had a good time last night and went to the wrong room. :(




:D

[FlirtWithMe]

I must be the lucky third, I definitely chose the right room :D

[dicksbro]

This morning has definitely taken a turn for the better. ;)

[FlirtWithMe]

It's chilly out, shall we stay here a while?

[dicksbro]

Want me to rub your back and shoulders?

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh that would be perfect, thank you :nod:

How should I position myself?

Standing :buttsex:

or on my knees :hump:




;)

[Coaster]

THAT......................... was exhilarating!!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

It certainly was ;)

One more time, nice and slow?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like a great idea. :)

[pinkFlames]

Can I join in the fun?

[jseal]

Shall we have breakfast in bed?

[Salacious]

I'm patiently waiting for you to lubricate my tight spots.

[FlirtWithMe]

I could maybe help you out with that instead ;)

[dicksbro]

Trick or treat. :slurp:

[FlirtWithMe]

Treat me to a few of your tricks and I'll take both ;)

[jseal]

OK ... turn around, and put your hands behind your back ... :D

[pinkFlames]

yes sir, I'll do anything you tell me to, sir!

[dicksbro]

I'll need to do a blind body search, mamm ... so I'll close my eyes and start exploring ... er ... searching. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

I think I'll remain silent and see where your blind wandering takes us both ;)

[jseal]

Roll over and let me explore your other side. :hot:

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh I might struggle against that... You'd better cuff me to something to be on the safe side :hot:

[dm383]

Again? :69:

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh yes :nod: :hot:

[jseal]

Now? :D

[FlirtWithMe]

Here you go, jseal, you might need these --->> :cuffs:

:hot:

[jseal]

OOoooooooooooooooooooo! I hope I don't leave any marks on that beautiful bod of yours! :hot:






... well, no PERMANENT marks. :D

[hunny bunny]

leave any marks you want where ever you want

[dicksbro]

Let's hop right to it. :)

[PantyFanatic]

You're NOT the Pixie that is suppose to be here. :(

[dicksbro]

Isn't it time to go over to the Waffle House?

[FlirtWithMe]

Yeah, waffles sound good! ...and we'll need plenty of energy for what I have in store for us later so let's go eat ;)

[pinkFlames]

How about you eat me while I eat you?

[Coaster]

That is my favorite dessert!!!!

Shall we.................

[dicksbro]

I think maybe I'll hold off for a bit. :rolleyes2

[FlirtWithMe]

Waffles, DB, waffles! I'm getting hungry :tongue:

[Coaster]

Tacos FWM, TACOS!!!

With that special sauce please!

[FlirtWithMe]

Tacos sound good, although maybe not for breakfast!! Tell me again, how do you make that special sauce?

:D

[Coaster]

All this food talk is making me hungry...... got anything to eat?

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm kinda craving a hot dog...

[Coaster]

You were wonderful................

[dicksbro]

What happened to FlirtWithMe? :confused:

[pinkFlames]

I don't know about FlirtWithMe, dicksbro, but I'm sure I can make you just as happy. :D

[dicksbro]

FOR SURE, FOR SURE! http://bestsmileys.com/big/1.gif

[FlirtWithMe]

Mind if I join in?

:D

[Coaster]

Can I join in too?

[dicksbro]

I'd say with FWM and pF here, we're looking at PARTY TIME!

:)

[FlirtWithMe]

Party Time, you got that right, dicksbro :thumb:

*wanders off daydreaming of partying with Coaster, dicksbro & pinkFlames*

:line:


:D

[Coaster]

Ooooooooooooo babe! DB and I filmed every hot minute of you and PinkFlames!

Freakin' HOT!!!

[dicksbro]

Can we watch those movies again? :slurp:

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh I'd love to :hot: Let's watch the pF & FWM movie, and then pF and I can take over the filming and see what you and Coaster come up with ;) :D



*FWM wanders off, wondering if she's gonna get her ass slapped following that ^^^ comment* :p

[dicksbro]

Did I hear someone mention, "ass?" :slurp:

:D

[FlirtWithMe]

Quick, db, slap mine while no-one's looking ;)

[pinkFlames]

Hey, I want some of that ass-slapping action!

[dicksbro]

WOO HOO ... this is starting out to be a great day!

[osuche]

Hello, there, nature boy. I want to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel :D

[Coaster]

Come do some discovering osuche!

[osuche]

I bet I can find a better use for those muscles than cutting firewood!!! ;) :D

[PantyFanatic]

Just because you've started a fire in this 'wood' doesn't mean the experiment is over.

[FlirtWithMe]

Oy!!! They're MINE!!!!



:p

[dicksbro]

Pant, pant, pant, pant, pant,
pant, pant, pant, pant, pant

:)

[Coaster]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm............... i'll be downstairs making pots of coffee.....

[FlirtWithMe]

Can you make some toast while you're down there?


:D

[Coaster]

yeah you only want me for my toast burning abilities!

[FlirtWithMe]

Busted! If you burn it I'll send you straight back to the kitchen to make some more :p

[GusAspar]

Is Coaster making toast for both of us?

[Coaster]

:yikes: Was she stashing you under the bed GusAspar?

Little minx!

[FlirtWithMe]

Am I the little minx or are you saying that to Gus? ;)

[jseal]

You are a GOOD little minx! :D

[Coaster]

Am I the little minx or are you saying that to Gus? ;)


You sweetie......... definately you!

Hey jseal..... I've been relegated to toast detail..... want any while I'm downstairs? :D

[dicksbro]

I'll take some if there's some hot coffee to go with it. :)

[pinkFlames]

I'm sure you'd find me much more enjoyable than coffee, dicksbro.

[Coaster]

Morning there PF............ YOU were wonderful last night! :kisser:

[FlirtWithMe]

What will you rustle up for breakfast this morning, I wonder ;)

[Coaster]

Geees.... Now I just keep you warm at night and cook you brekkie!!!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

We could always skip brekkie... http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2410_batting_eyelashes.gif

[Coaster]

And dine on each other?

[FlirtWithMe]

Sounds good to me!

[IowaMan]

I'm I'm dreaming, please don't tell me until we've both had our fun. :p

[Coaster]

Ummm too much tequila eh man?

[FlirtWithMe]

Today's my lucky day :hot:

[Coaster]

Mmmmmmmmm.......... there IS a God!!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

I thought we agreed not to go there ;)

[Coaster]

Well I thought so too............... Until I heard you screaming last night.....





OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!!!!

[FlirtWithMe]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I thought that would be easier on the neighbors' ears than 'oh fuck' ;)

[Coaster]

Dang!!!!!!!!!


Are those YOUR footprints on the ceiling?

[dicksbro]

Oops ... wrong room. http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/2.gif

[jseal]

Again!?!?! :yikes:

[pinkFlames]

I hope you're screaming out of excitement there, jseal.

[dicksbro]

This is nice. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

You're right, db, this is very nice :)

[dicksbro]

Comfy, too. :)

[pinkFlames]

D'ya mind if I make myself comfy, too?

[dicksbro]

Hmmm ... warm. soft, and very nice. :)

[pinkFlames]

You're nice and warm, but you won't stay soft now I'm here. :D

[jseal]

Good! :hot:

[FlirtWithMe]

Cocktail Party later, jseal! What's your choice, Sex on the Beach or a Slow Comfortable Screw?


;)

[Coaster]

Why you sexy little minx! :molest: :licker: :sex: :69:

[FlirtWithMe]

Just as you like me ;) What have you got planned for brekkie this morning?


:D

[Coaster]

After last night....... whatever is your pleasure!

[FlirtWithMe]

It's cold out, shall we forget brekkie and stay under the covers instead?

[Coaster]

Wanna drag the blankets over in front of the fireplace?

[FlirtWithMe]

Wanna watch the flames dance?

[pinkFlames]

Well 'Flames has better things than dancing intended.

[dicksbro]

Do you want the top or bottom this time?

[Coaster]

ummmmmm.............. tell me we didn't................pleeeease!

[FlirtWithMe]

Happy Birthday, Wonderboy ;) What's your pleasure this morning?

[Coaster]

Hmmmmmm.......... I'll roll over and let you surprise me!

[FlirtWithMe]

How does that feel? Oops... please tell me you know where the key to the handcuffs is...

[jseal]

... let me think about that. Perhaps if you wrapped your lips around this, I'll be able to remember ... :D

[FlirtWithMe]

*can't speak - mouth full*


:p

[PantyFanatic]

Ok. YOU roll over and I'll surprise YOU. :hump:

[dicksbro]

I know I must have gotten to the wrong room. :(

[IowaMan]

I drove two hours to come over here and Schooner's wasn't open! You certainly didn't think I was just going to turn around and go back home did you? :rofl:

[FlirtWithMe]

OMG I'm staying to watch this show :hot:

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1947_eating_popcorn_and_drinking_beer.gif

[dicksbro]

http://emoticons4u.com/music/musik05.gif Zippity-do-dah, zippity-day ... my, oh my, what a wonderful day! http://emoticons4u.com/music/musik05.gif

[Coaster]

**burp** think we had too many beers?

[AZRedHot]

It's been too long, Sexy. So glad to see you. Hope you enjoyed your birthday surprise. :D

[PantyFanatic]

Stay right here. The sun is not the only thing rising. :p

[AZRedHot]

I'll only move closer...how 'bout that? :D

[Aqua]

Now that we've made sweet music together, let's really go make music together. ;)

[AZRedHot]

Let's--I was just about to practice anyway. :)

[WildIrish]

We're definately going to need a shower now!

[AZRedHot]

Good idea. You wash my backside...I'll lick yours. :molest:

[PantyFanatic]

I don't know how we'll both do this at the same time but I'm ready to try with you. :tongue:

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh just the person I was hoping for :kisser: PF, do you fancy coming shopping with me later on? Lingerie shopping is where I'm going. We could have fun in the changing rooms ;)

[pinkFlames]

Hey do you mind if I join you both in the change rooms?

[dicksbro]

I hope the change rooms are fairly large. :)

[Coaster]

Let's go to the videotape!

[dicksbro]

Yikes :yikes:

[FlirtWithMe]

Oh don't mind Coaster, db, he'll make toast if we ask him nicely ;)