If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[lusty1]

Morning DB...how about a quick massage before check-out?

[PantyFanatic]

Roll over. It's my turn. :hump:

[lusty1]

Well, as they say, one good turn deserves another! :D

[GreenChef]

Hmmm ..... I hope I'm not still dreaming...

[osuche]

Sweet dreams are made of these...

[Scarecrow]

dream a little dream of me ...

[Coaster]

Say it's a dream..........PLEASE!

:yikes:

[lusty1]

I missed you...how can I convince you to stay awhile longer?

[dicksbro]

This is my lucky morning.

[RedHoT_Kiss_4u]

Just call me "SALLY".

[Coaster]

Oh Sally let's just go for another ride!

[Vicious Tease]

meet me in the shower .....

[GreenChef]

I'll be right in

[Coaster]

Oh mannnnnnnnn do I ever have a headache!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go watch TV. :)

[GreenChef]

What a coincidence, we live thousands of miles apart, yet find ourselves in the same coffee shop . . .

[lusty1]

We can have coffee anytime, but we only have the room until 11:00!

[jseal]

... then let's not waste time getting back to the room! :idea:

[dicksbro]

I'm sorry, I was just waiting for Lusty1. :)

[lusty1]

We'll take about the Pixies Party in Peoria in a bit...right now it's not what I want...

[Glyndwr]

Don't I know you from somewhere?

[lusty1]

I HOPE SO...we just woke up together...!:D

[dicksbro]

I don't think I want to get up just yet.

[Vicious Tease]

Mmmmm ... hold me a little while longer?

[jseal]

Sure! What needs holding?

[Coaster]

Tequila made me do it!!!

[lusty1]

It really WAS you this time!

[Coaster]

You kept me up all night!

[lusty1]

I'm impressed...not all men can STAY UP all night!

[Coaster]

Well with all you did, it was easy!!!

[lusty1]

Same thing, in say...20 minutes?

[jseal]

... well, if you insist! :D

[Vicious Tease]

Same time tomorrow?

[lusty1]

NowYOU lay on your back...

[Coaster]

.......... ok lusty, climb aboard!

[Vicious Tease]

You've been a bad boy ... and you need a spanking ...

[dicksbro]

Should I turn over?

[GusAspar]

Where did VT go?

[lusty1]

It was nice to finally meet and put a face to the name...I hope I didn't over stay my welcome;)

[Coaster]

I don't know why I feel like :69:

[Vicious Tease]

I didn't know it was possible to pull a muscle there ... !?!

[PantyFanatic]

You are scratching the back of my neck.

Please take those spurs off. :licker:

[Vicious Tease]

Spurs or no spurs ... I feel like another ride.

[jseal]

Your wish is my command! :D

[lusty1]

Once more and then I'll fix us some lunch.

[Coaster]

Ok, just bring it up here for your lickin'

[lusty1]

You've been a bad boy ...go to MY ROOM! :D

[alspals69]

thats it, i'm hiding your rohipnol

[lusty1]

I thought we decided you wouldn't need those anymore...

[alspals69]

so now you know why i am a hand man :)

[lusty1]

Do you need a hand with that...I'm very good with my hands, you know! ;)

[alspals69]

(of course!)

i never look a gift hose in the mouth.... but just there is fine ;)

[lusty1]

Have you experienced male G-spot stimulation before?

[alspals69]

(yes and its great!!!)

did you notice i was prodding you with something to wake you?

[lusty1]

Oh-I see you're UP early this morning...

[alspals69]

i'm not wearing a miners helmet for nothing ya know... now part your thighes ;)

[lusty1]

If you ask me really nice, I might...

[Coaster]

Lusty, honey come wrap your cute thighs around my ears!

[lusty1]

No, a snorkel won't be necessary today...

[Coaster]

Do that thing that you do!

[lusty1]

I won't tell anyone one you enjoyed it, if you don't!

[Coaster]

Gees, it must be a 100 degrees in here!

[Scarecrow]

Wake me from this nightmare

[jseal]

I really wan't expecting this ...

[lusty1]

It's still early, how would you like to...

[jseal]

... Oh Yesssssssssssss!

[lusty1]

let's try something a bit different this time...

[jseal]

Ooooooooooooooo ... Kinky :)

[Coaster]

Nope... I'm not that kinky!!!!!!!!!!

[lusty1]

That's not the way it seemed last night!

[IowaMan]

Uh oh......... did I dream this again or is this really happening this time?

[lusty1]

Don't be silly...and will you hand me my underwear,please?

[IowaMan]

How about I give those back to you after "breakfast" in bed? ;)

[lusty1]

Sounds fair...but don't get upset if I want to eat again in a little bit!

[IowaMan]

As long as we're both here in the bed........ what do you say we get out the strap-on?

[lusty1]

If we're going to keep doing this-we need to live nearer to each other!

[Coaster]

The strap-on............ again?

[lusty1]

What would you prefer?

[Coaster]

Mornin' darling.......

[dicksbro]

Mornin' .... er .... Coaster.




I have got to quit stopping at that Irish Pub.

[lusty1]

That's was SOME Pixie party....;)

[dicksbro]

Woohoo!

[jseal]

I was expecting someone else! :yikes:

[kinx]

Jseal, where did those four ladies go?

[lusty1]

I was the only one here...well, me and my toy box, of course.

[IowaMan]

Hey, I'm on the west coast again. COOL!!! :D

[Coaster]

Well this time I'm glad I'm on the EAST coast! :D

[dicksbro]

Yikes, how'd I get here? I wasn't on either coast!

[Coaster]

Damn........ now the same thing is happening to me when I drink Jack!!!!

[jay-t]

phhhhfffttt!ppphfttt!

[kinx]

Okay, how the hell are we going to explain this one?

[imaginewithme]

um...hello.

[Coaster]

I KNEW there was something I loved about you!!

[dicksbro]

I think I'm a bit over 5 hours late :(.

[Coaster]

Ummmmmmmmmmm... can you drape your arm over on your side?

[lusty1]

That was some party, wasn't it?

[jseal]

Wow! :D

[lusty1]

It's daylight ALREADY???

[dicksbro]

Looking good! :)

[Coaster]

Tooooooooo much booze last night......

[lusty1]

All things in moderation, Coaster---Well MOST things anyway!

[Coaster]

God I love it when you moan!!!!!!!!!

[jseal]

I wasn't expecting you!

[lusty1]

Are you ready for round #...?

[Coaster]

Again?????????????????????

[lusty1]

If you're tired, let me do the work...

[dicksbro]

Woo Hoo!

[lusty1]

Do you think our SOs have missed us yet?

[jseal]

Did I wear a condom?

[lusty1]

Of course...each and every time!

[IowaMan]

OH BOY!!! OH BOY!!! OH BOY!!! :loveshowe::loveshowe:

[lusty1]

Well, I guess you WEREN'T hiding from me...

[IowaMan]

Speaking of hiding............got someplace I could put Little IowaMan? :D

[lusty1]

If that's LITTLE IowaMan, I'd hate to see what you consider big...

[Coaster]

Show me something else you like..........

[dicksbro]

I think I goofed last night. :(

[IowaMan]

Uh oh, must've went to the wrong room last night.................. wait a minute! What am I doing in Peoria this weekend???? :confused:

[lusty1]

So our drive in the country was the WHOLE country-do you mind?

[Irezumi Kiss]

"You didn't NEED to get me drunk to make me eat you out after five straight sweaty and funky hours of line dancing, you know."

[jseal]

This was unexpected!

[dicksbro]

Oops.

[Pita]

It's been wayyyyy to long since I've seen you here! :x:

[jseal]

Hoo! Hoo! Did I get lucky!

[dicksbro]

Rats, I meant to here eight hours ago. :(

[jseal]

You again? :eek:

[Sugarsprinkles]

Imagine finding you here!

[dicksbro]

Now this must be my lucky day.

[Sugarsprinkles]

And mine too!

[jseal]

MMMmmmmmmmmmmm, that was Niiiiiiice! :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it it. I did too. :)

[PantyFanatic]

NO! NO! NO! :hair:

I didn't say I want to "puck" with you. Now get rid of that hockey stick. :hockey:

[jseal]

I expected someone else! :yikes:

[GusAspar]

I don't mind bumping into you on the One Million thread, but this is ridiculous, jseal!

[lc69hunter]

Where did Lilith run off to?

[Coaster]

Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....... Everytime I drink JD..........

[IM1469]

Did you fart?

[Coaster]

Stop baying at the moon!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

You think the beautiful love song I sang for you was baying at the moon??

[IowaMan]

WOOHOO!!!! :loveshowe:

[IM1469]

T'was a symphony

[Sugarsprinkles]

You have excellent taste

[jseal]

We must do this more often!

[osuche]

Thank you sir. May I please have another? ;)

[jseal]

Silly girl! C'mon over here! :hot:

[osuche]

Hmmmmm....just what I was hoping you'd say :hot:

[dicksbro]

Yippee! :hot:

[osuche]

Come closer, cowboy. ;)

[jseal]

How did these handcuffs get here? :yikes:

[osuche]

Come closer and I'll show you. ;) :hot:

[jseal]

How close is close enough? :hot:

[osuche]

no, closer.


Please. ;)

[dicksbro]

Ya' make me feel warm all over. :)

[jseal]

:yikes: Again!?!?! :yikes:

[osuche]

Yes, please. Again. ;)

[IowaMan]

Ok............ but only ten more times. Then we've got to take a five minute break. :D

[osuche]

:spin: ROFLMAO

5 minutes on, 5 minutes off. Works for me ;)

[Rhiannon]

hmm are you supposed to be here

[IowaMan]

I like this magic bed. I think of something and "POOF!!!" it happens. :hot:

[Rhiannon]

hmm funny you should happen to be here and "up"

[IowaMan]

Let me help you adjust that back of yours. ;)

[Rhiannon]

hmm i don't know if you are supposed to do it that way :cheerlead

[dicksbro]

I can see this day is starting out right. :)

[osuche]

Yes it is...the best part of waking up is db in your bed! ;)

[IowaMan]

Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. :nod:

[Salacious]

Batter up!


:)

[IowaMan]

Oh, I do believe we're gonna go extra innings this time around. ;)

[dicksbro]

But ... but ... this isn't exactly what I had in mind ... :confused:

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm, this is sort of uncomfortable. :(

Suppose the rib joint is open yet? :D

[dicksbro]

Yikes!

[jseal]

People are starting to talk!

[dicksbro]

I hope in Mongolian and you're just a good linguist. :)

[CrazeeeWhorse]

How many more times until they make you stop calling it "Curious"? and do you realise,I'm just funning with you,and not being Malicious?

[dicksbro]

Crazeee!

[jseal]

You need a shave!

[dicksbro]

Oops.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

"oops" my ass,,, DB, this is the last time, and I mean it, you have to start staying in your own bed at night, Just because your "Lone Ranger" night light has a burned out bulb, and the Boogie Man is hiding in your closet, dont make it o.k. for you to keep running in here to sleep with me and the twins,(Playmate Twin Sisters, June & July) :nod: DB? HEY DB, get out from under them!!! :cheerlead Touchdown,&,Extra Point again? DB? :line: Crazeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

:)

[GusAspar]

Happy New Year, Dick, but just because CrayzeeeWhorse is playing awkward, that doesn't entitle you to tumble into this bed, either...

[jseal]

The McLurid sisters were here whan I went to sleep! :yikes:

[Pita]

I think :loveyou:

[dicksbro]

http://bestsmileys.com/wow/3.gif

Sorry, I couldn't help it. :)

[IowaMan]

Wake up DB, Pixies is back up!!! :D

[dicksbro]

http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/2.gif Time to get up already? http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/2.gif

[dicksbro]

http://emoticons4u.com/sleep/schla15.gif I guess I can go back to sleep again. http://emoticons4u.com/sleep/schla15.gif

[jseal]

... but with me?!?!?!? :yikes:

[dicksbro]

Nope. :)

[AngelicVampires]

I wonder if he can really shake his tush like that?

[dicksbro]

It's still dark out and already I can see it's a sunny day! :)

[AngelicVampires]

Hopefully the sun isn't the only thing that's rising!

[dicksbro]

http://www.smiliesarena.com/emoticons/Main/Adult/rockyou.gif I'm aroused ... er ... awake now!

[AngelicVampires]

Ooooo.....morning wood...tasty.

[PantyFanatic]

Is there a name for breakfast appetizers? :tongue:

[AngelicVampires]

I have a delectable pair of panties for you ;)

[jseal]

Why thank you. :D

... let me help you out of them.

[dicksbro]

Oops.

[AngelicVampires]

Up for another round?

[dicksbro]

Cuddling and snuggling ... yep, a very good day indeed.

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm........... well, I'll deny it if you will. Wanna go get some coffee? :coffee:

[Coaster]

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[AngelicVampires]

I think some tequila would be wonderful...I will share mine if you will share yours ;)

[PantyFanatic]

You already know how much I want to suck your lemon slice. :tongue:

[AngelicVampires]

Ah, wishes do cum true!

[dicksbro]

Pardon the drool. :slurp:

[AngelicVampires]

Depending on which drool you are referring I just might be able to take care of that for you ;)

[PantyFanatic]

I want for breakfast the same as I had for dinner. :tongue:

[AngelicVampires]

You never cease to amaze me!

[PantyFanatic]

10% amazement, 90% inspiration :undies:

[AngelicVampires]

You can inspire me any time ;)

[GreenChef]

Well Hello there...

[AngelicVampires]

Green looks good on you!

[dicksbro]

The Vampires are coming ... and ... er ... so am I. :yikes:

[GreenChef]

Ahh
um Cold shower, ... Coffee ... and better have a drink to be sure

[dicksbro]

Could we make that an Irish coffee?

[AngelicVampires]

We seem to always end up in this position...want to try a new one?

[Coaster]

Care for that mustache ride now?

[AngelicVampires]

Only if I can give you a pole dance...with my tongue

[Coaster]

Want that slow tongue dance and flicker too?

[AngelicVampires]

You look as if you are in need of a good tune up and lube job...

[Coaster]

Roll over and let me massage every inch of you..........

[AngelicVampires]

Oh I will massage you....in a very special way and place

[Coaster]

I just love making you moan and pant............

[AngelicVampires]

I bet I can make you do more than just "moan and pant..."

[jseal]

Show me! :D

[AngelicVampires]

Sounds like a GREAT plan to me!

[Coaster]

Good morning you luscious lover!

[Tina Taylor]

Wow...you're ready to go again?!

[dicksbro]

http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love1.gif Another good day to stay in bed.

[AngelicVampires]

Less talk, more action!

[PantyFanatic]

roll over :hump:

[jseal]

Is this as awkward for you as it is for me? :yikes:

[AngelicVampires]

Perhaps I am a more suitable companion?

[GreenChef]

Indeed

[AngelicVampires]

Where are my handcuffs????

[GreenChef]

Right here, where you left them

[AngelicVampires]

Can I put them on you?

[GreenChef]

If I can trust you
mind you
I've been bad...

[AngelicVampires]

You have been VERY bad...and now I must punish you!

[GreenChef]

OH yes!
er I mean
OH no!

[Coaster]

Oooooops, sorry wrong room............

[Tina Taylor]

Is this room better?

[AngelicVampires]

Hmmm...not quite what I had in mind...

[Tina Taylor]

Hmmm...not quite what I had in mind...

I'm not complaining...but why is my neck sore?

[GreenChef]

Well Hello there

[Tina Taylor]

Well Hello there

How you doin'?

[GreenChef]

Just great now... you?

[Tina Taylor]

Couldn't be better...unless...you wanted to go again?

[GreenChef]

You don't think I'd say no to a question like that do you?

[AngelicVampires]

Mind if I jump in?

[GreenChef]

Sounds wonderful to me

[AngelicVampires]

So tasty!