If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[Coaster]

Iowaman...... seeing as I can never get you out of this bed, how about we stretch osuche out between us and make her purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

[IowaMan]

That works for me. Why is it that I have that song "Weekend in New England" playing over and over in my head? :rofl:

Here kitty, kitty, kitty!!!! :D

[osuche]

purrrrrrr

[dicksbro]

G-r-r-r-e-a-t ! ! !

[osuche]

Let me see if I can make this tiger purr ;)

[IowaMan]

Good lord, this woman is going to work me to death!

[osuche]

Quit complaining! You know you love it

[IowaMan]

Really??? You want me to do what???? You do realize who it is in bed here with you, right? I really don't think I'm worthy of such a pleasure.

[osuche]

Shut up and get to work. :D I have a few tasks where you can prove your worth

[IowaMan]

You know what? I promise to take care of business later on but could IowaMan get a hug first?

[osuche]

A hug is a simple request. Sure. :D

[IowaMan]

My brain! My brain! Oh my god, all the blood has left my brain! Where in the hell did it go?................




























Oh, that's where it went. :D

[osuche]

Careful~ we'll need that brain for later ;)

[IowaMan]

Really? Are we going to do some trig or something? I say we throw caution to the wind and just go ahead and see what I can do with this hard thing between my legs. Trust me, I'll still be able to do the intellectual stuff later on. ;)

[osuche]

Well, I want to make sure that I get the requisite pillowtalk after

[IowaMan]

Oh come on, I know we barely know each other but do you really think that coming up with things to say would be a problem for me? :D

[osuche]

I'm looking for quality, not quantity :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Zuth spake Osuche.

[osuche]

OK...now we're talking too much, Zarathustra. Variety is the spice of life

[IowaMan]

Okay, how about this...............

Oh my, what do we have here? I'm think I really want this............ I'd better have a taste.

[osuche]

Morning, sexy! Let's see if we can rock the house. :D

[Aqua]

You wanna shower and then go at it again, or vice versa? ;)

[osuche]

How about we go at it *in* the shower.....after all, I hear it's your favorite element. :rofl:

[Coaster]

I'll scrub yours................

[TinTennessee]

Can I lick you dry?

[jseal]

I'll do you if you'll do me!

[TinTennessee]

Sounds like a wonderful plan to me!

[dicksbro]

I think it's great when a plan comes together, don't you?

[osuche]

Hi sweet cheeks...how ya doing?

[IowaMan]

Whoever said that the best part about waking up was Folger's in your cup was a moron. It couldn't possibly be better than this. :D

[osuche]

I could put myself in a cup if that would help. ;)

[IowaMan]

mmmmmmmm, you're McWonderful. ;)

[Coaster]

You STILL in bed?

[TinTennessee]

Waiting on you darlin'

[IowaMan]

Good morning to a very sweet lady. If you'd look under the covers, I've got a present for you. :D

[ironhide]

Good morni Oh fuck me running just how drunk did we get last night. I won't tell anybody if you don't and for god's sake's don't forget to wash up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[osuche]

Morning, soldier. Cum over here and do your duty! :devil:

[IowaMan]

Looks like it's time for maneuvers. You've got me standing at attention, now what ma'am? :D

[dicksbro]

What happened to osuche?

[GusAspar]

Dick, we can't go on meeting like this!

[dicksbro]

Good point. Where are the Pixie ladies :confused: so we can wake up with them? :shrug:

[jseal]

do YOU remember anything from last night?

[IowaMan]

I knew I shouldn't have drank that last bowl of egg nog last night. :yikes:

[Pita]

That's what you get for not sharing. :nod:

[IowaMan]

Huh, I've been posting in the "Are you the winner?" thread all this time. I guess it must've finally worked. Damn, that's one hell of a championship trophy Pixies has.

[Pita]

Less talk and more action please.

[dicksbro]

Now this is what I call "waking up!" :slurp:

[IowaMan]

Oh god, please tell me that was the ball in New York that I saw drop at midnight. :yikes:

[Free Ken]

not aaaagggaaaiiinnn!

[IowaMan]

Oh crap, my first night in Colorado and I wake up with a guy? :confused:

[dicksbro]

:yikes: What room is this?

[jseal]

You weren't here when I passed out! ... Were you?

[osuche]

:line: JACKPOT! :line:

[dicksbro]

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! :)

[osuche]

mmm.....this morning is just getting better and better ;)

[IowaMan]

This is going to be a great day!!! :line:

[hot_shot_uk69]

''where did miss honey bee go?''

;)

[IowaMan]

Uh oh, you're not ReaperWoman or Miss Honey Bee. Guess that teleporter I invented needs some work huh? :yikes:

[smithy020]

oops sorry.. i thought it was your daughters bed....lol

[1nutworld]

Long time, no see Smitty! (???)

[jseal]

One or the other of us is in the wrong bed!

[dicksbro]

Oopsy obertoastenfuhrer.

[dicksbro]

How did you get there? :confused:

[Irezumi Kiss]

"Is that a Photoshop filter app in your pajama pocket, or are you just glad to have slept with me?" :kissass:

[PantyFanatic]

"Get out of my bed! :mad:







....... and send your sister in here :D "

[IowaMan]

Oh man....... I was drunk............ I saw the panties......... I um........ I thought it was............ AW SHIT!!!!!!

[ReaperWoman]

Woohoo! Oh yeh, oh yeh, oh yeh :cabbagep:


What a night! :nana:

[jseal]

Yahoooooooooooooooooo! :lurv:

[ReaperWoman]

Damn this is a good start to my week..... :D

[1nutworld]

" now where DID I put that paddle? I still owe you a couple"


;)

[jseal]

Were you here earlier?

[IowaMan]

I knew I should've taken that left turn in Albuquerque.

[jseal]

You know, that was MUCH better than I expected! :lurv:

[ReaperWoman]

Fancy another go? ;)

[IowaMan]

Hmmm, let's see..... how should we start the day? ;)

[jseal]

What?!?!? You again? :yikes:

[osuche]

If you act like that, I won't do that thing you loved last night :slurp:

[IowaMan]

I must still be dreaming.......... :faint:

[osuche]

Good morning....did you sleep at all last night? :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Nope, I was up all night. Just like you told me to be. ;)

[dicksbro]

What happened to osuche?

[jseal]

I thought she was with YOU! :yikes:

[osuche]

Yowzah! :hot:

[dicksbro]

Oh what a beautiful morning ... oh what a beautiful day!

[jseal]

Dang! Just too late!

[Coaster]

I've really got to stay away from the Jack Daniels

[dicksbro]

* hic * ... at lees I'va ... er ... * hic * ... 'cuse. http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/Drunk.gif

[ReaperWoman]

Ummm.... I hope you remember where I put the keys to those handcuffs...

[jseal]

MMMMmmm ... handcuffs in the morning ... :lurv:

[IowaMan]

D'OH!!!! I did it again!!! :banghead:

[ReaperWoman]

That was a great night... and morning... and afternoon... and - when did I fall asleep?!

[IowaMan]

Wake up young lady...... I've got something I want to give to you.

[ReaperWoman]

Something's tickling me between my legs...

[IowaMan]

Come here you, I wanna snuggle.

[ReaperWoman]

Mmmmm... you're cosy.

[IowaMan]

I believe I'll have my breakfast in bed. :licker:

[ReaperWoman]

If you're eating, can I too? :69:

[Coaster]

Honey, you ready to do THAT again? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet..........

[ReaperWoman]

Wake up, damn you, I want it NOW! ;)

[Coaster]

Haha....take what you want.......... NOW!!!

[dicksbro]

Yikes!

[dicksbro]

Hey, what is this? Seems like whenever I wake up, you're always there.

[lusty1]

My dreams are getting too real!

[dicksbro]

Woo Hoo ... my lucky day!

[Coaster]

:yikes:

[dicksbro]

Is breakfast ready yet?

[Coaster]

"Let's act like a married couple..... make your own breakfast!!!"

[lusty1]

I'll make breakfast...if you NEVER tell your wife where you spent the night ;)

[IowaMan]

Mind if we just stay in bed all day long?

[Coaster]

yeah i mind!!! Was i just dreaming about lusty1?

[IowaMan]

Get your ass up Coaster. We've had our fun here in Washington, wanna go down to the Bay Area for a bit?

[cowgirltease]

I'd say OMG after all these years of fantasizing about him! *blush*

Ok...this comment was for Coaster but Iowaman snuck in on me lol.

[IowaMan]

Why CGT......... I didn't know you cared. :rofl:

Um...... I guess that's not quite true. ;)

[Coaster]

ok... WTF........... it's 3some time!!!!!!

[cowgirltease]

rofl..Iowaman...read above^^^ *grins*
Heck I'll give you a smooch as a consolation;)

[IowaMan]

If I hum Christmas music in your ear CGT, can we do it again? ;)

[cowgirltease]

Christmas music????? rofl that's kinky! :D
If ya wanna get naughty I'd rather you sing like Trace Adkins lol.

[Coaster]

Honey........ gimme that tight tush again!

[IowaMan]

UUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! We gonna do this again? :rofl:

[lusty1]

"If you don't hand me my undies...I'm just going to end up taking advantage of your good nature again!" :D

[Aqua]

Hi, I'm Aqua! :D

[lusty1]

Aren't you from Pixie's...?

[Glyndwr]

Hi, I don't think we've been properly introduced ;)

[lusty1]

Since last night is a blur, can I have a repeat? :D

[Glyndwr]

Do you have all day?

[lusty1]

Okay, but this time YOU wear the cuffs! :cuffs:

[Glyndwr]

If you wish but then how do I apply the whipped cream?

[lusty1]

Okay...where did the cherries go?

[Glyndwr]

You lay still and I'll look for them

[lusty1]

Damn...that's not your wife at the door is it!?

[Glyndwr]

Who ordered room service?

[lusty1]

(Pointing to the other side of Glyndwr) Would you wake her up so she can play too?

[Glyndwr]

What games do you have in mind?

[lusty1]

Is that your wife over there or my girlfriend?

[Glyndwr]

Pinch me, I think I'm dreaming

[lusty1]

Hold it! You're not Corey Feldman!

[Glyndwr]

What was in that last drink I had?

[lusty1]

So...now you're a vampire just like us!

[Glyndwr]

Here you are, it's your turn to wear the Lederhosen.

[lusty1]

I seem to have misplaced my strap-on...would you know where it is?

[Glyndwr]

I don't know if it was that curry, but my arse is sore.

[lusty1]

Why are these batteries dead?

[Glyndwr]

Where did the nun come from?

[lusty1]

Don't feel bad...I hear it happens to all guys sometime!

[codasteel]

You Know I saw this once in a Meg Ryan movie....

[lusty1]

So...would you be offended if I asked who the Hell you are?

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm, well this day started out better than most. :D

[Pita]

Took you long enough to get here, but now that you have. :brows:

[IowaMan]

Not sure what I did to deserve this but I'll be damned if I care! :D

[IowaMan]

Dammit, not alone again!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

[lusty1]

Good morning...would you like me to get you something to put on? :slurp:

[jseal]

That was delightful! :)

[Coaster]

Jseal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I crawled into bed with lusty1..... where did you come from?

[lusty1]

Do you know how many mornings I've awoke thinking I'd find YOU, only to find an imposter?

[jseal]

Wow! Twice in the same day! This is great! :)

[lusty1]

Some things really ARE better the 2nd time around! :molest: :wobbly:

[Coaster]

Let's start the day off right and let me taste...........

[lusty1]

You know, I could get used to this... :slurp: :molest:

[jseal]

Mmmmmmmmmm! I'm lovin' this!

[lusty1]

You know....if this happen too many more times, people are going to start to talk! :D

[Eastern]

hmmm how did you get here.. damn it was the tequila again

[lusty1]

Don't worry...You aren't the first woman to pretend not to remember...

[dicksbro]

My, what a nice surprise. :)

[lusty1]

If we're going to do this often, should you leave a toothbrush?

[Glyndwr]

Perhaps you should loosen the ropes my fingers are turning blue.

[lusty1]

I told you I was flexible!

[Glyndwr]

I don't think those stains will ever come out.

[dicksbro]

Yikes!

[Glyndwr]

Remind me NEVER to touch Tequila again

[jseal]

While I have wanted to meet you for some time now ...

[lusty1]

Next time will you bring the wife too , please? :D

[Glyndwr]

Mmmmm come here I'm feeling horny again

[lusty1]

Oh...NOW I remember you....:D

[Glyndwr]

Wake your sister as well, it's playtime!!!

[lusty1]

Will you still be this friendly when my husband Rocko gets home from prison?

[Glyndwr]

Are those your teeth marks in the headboard?

[lusty1]

I'm sorry I bit you so hard...I hear they can do wonders with plastic surgery these days

[Glyndwr]

That thing you do when you howl is a real turn on

[lusty1]

One more time!

[Glyndwr]

I want you NOW!!

[lusty1]

Glyndwr...see I TOLD you I'd remember your name this time! :D

[Glyndwr]

Remember that name, you'll be screaming it later

[lusty1]

So, when do we start?

[Glyndwr]

Hold this gently and just breathe lightly across the tip

[lusty1]

Would you like to try that again without the safety net?

[jseal]

Hold you hands out. I have something for you.

[lusty1]

Finally, someone besides Glyndwr...!:D

[Coaster]

So come climb back on top sweetie!

[lusty1]

Would you like me to rub that for you?

[Coaster]

Hold my hands......... kiss me and rub against it...........

[lusty1]

No I'm serious...I'M A VIRGIN! :D :D

[Coaster]

No I'm serious...I'M A VIRGIN! :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D

[lusty1]

Did I do that astraltravel, out of body thing again?

[Coaster]

Come over here love and slide on down over it...............

[lusty1]

OOOHHH...it's so BIG...are you sure I can it's not going to hurt?

[Coaster]

Mmmmmmmmm..... let's do that again!

[lusty1]

Rinse well, and repeat as needed.

[Coaster]

Built for a man, but mad for a woman!

[lusty1]

I play nice...I always share ;) :D

[Coaster]

Well then, shall we wake them both up?

[lusty1]

Would you like a threesome :3way: , a foursome or perhaps a "moresome" :grope: ?

[Coaster]

Well that's what you'll get if we wake them up!!!

[lusty1]

Don't you think we could pair the two of them up and maybe just watch for a minute or more?

[Coaster]

Wanna be rubbed while you watch?

[lusty1]

Would you like to just lay back and go along for the ride?

[Coaster]

Want to do it really slow this time?

[lusty1]

Okay, but next time, I get to lead!

[Coaster]

Rub my eyes and make sure it wasn't a dream!

[Eastern]

more please..

[Coaster]

"Permission granted to cum aboard!"

[lusty1]

I hope you have good medical coverage. ;) :D

[mywldside]

Yummy!

[lusty1]

"I don't think weve been PROPERLY introduced..." :D

[dicksbro]

Good morning.

[Coaster]

HI DB......... this is getting to be a habit!!!

[dicksbro]

:wave:

Glad you got the upper bunk. :boink:

[lusty1]

Nice to see you again! ;)

[Coaster]

You're so warm and soft............ and taste wonderful!

[lusty1]

I'm glad we met...what was your name again? ;)

[Coaster]

Does it really matter to you?

[lusty1]

Isn't it too early to "rise"?

[jseal]

Hot Damn! That was good! :D

[lusty1]

Is it too soon to ask for a repeat perfomance?

[alspals69]

So, do you ride horses too?

[lusty1]

Do you like pony play?

[Mercury_Maniac]

are you cold?

[lusty1]

Could you warm me up a bit by...

[Coaster]

You can leave your hat on......

[lusty1]

Would you rub my tummy just a bit before we get too busy?

[Mercury_Maniac]

can i rub your tummy with my tummy?

[lusty1]

Well Mercury Maniac,I've missed you! Come here for a quick...hug! ;)

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm, good morning dear. :x:

[dicksbro]

Am I in the wrong room or are you? :shrug:

[PantyFanatic]

This must be Peoria. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

Right town ... wrong room key. :D

[lusty1]

Could you help me put the mattress back on the bed? ;)

[jseal]

Sure... you just bend over and hold on to it THERE... :D

[lusty1]

I'll make breakfast when we're through here...

[alspals69]

can i have your signature please?

[lusty1]

Do you think we'll be through by check out time? ;) :D

[alspals69]

do you like quickies? :)

[lusty1]

Well, I guess we COULD pay for another night....:D

[alspals69]

lol
can you touch your toes?

[lusty1]

Put this over your eyes...good things happen in the dark, you know! :D

[alspals69]

who said that? ;)

[lusty1]

Don't worry...my husband doesn't get out of prison until next week!

[Pita]

Whoa!! Where the hell have you been Sexy???

[lusty1]

You don't mind if I strap up this time do you? ;) :D

[alspals69]

Don't worry...my husband doesn't get out of prison until next week!

lol

this is not an iron bar i have in front of me

[alspals69]

Whoa!! Where the hell have you been Sexy???

hi ther eTEss, its been ages, how are you?