Enter Your Plea

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, but not as bad as my mother.

Are you organized?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty... extremely guilty. Though I go through messy periods.

Do you make your bed every day?

[smithy020]

nope,


do u?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty.

Are you embarrassed to buy sex toys/rent pornos?

[smithy020]

nope, not at all, Not guilty!!!!


would u ever sleep with someone twice ur age(if possible) or half ur age(if legal)

[FallenAngel5]

If an opportunity with George Clooney presented itself, I would definitely be guilty.

Would you ever have phone sex with someone you don't know?

[smithy020]

guilty

do u want my phone number? LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty--very much attached. Sorry! :)

Do you own more than one DVD player?

[smithy020]

I have 3 in my bedroom alone!!!!


do u buy more than 1 dvd a month?

[FallenAngel5]

No, I'm a cheapskate.

Do you use pay-per-view?

[smithy020]

not proven! If theres say a boxing bout i wanna see i will

so u use pay per view porn?

[smithy020]

*do

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty... the only stuff I see on tv is the crap stuff on HBO

Do you fantasize about movie stars?

[smithy020]

not guilty,


Do u?

[FallenAngel5]

Every once in a while.

Do you cyber with anyone from Pixies?

[smithy020]

not guilty never been that lucky to talk to anyone in IM's

have u cum in the last 24 hours?

[FallenAngel5]

Very guilty.

Have you?

[smithy020]

guilty. It was a solo effort thou,



have u ever slept with someone and not remember there name?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty.

Have you ever woken up next to someone you don't remember?

[smithy020]

guilty, I was working in france it was my last night and i drank FAR too much and woke up beside a total random!!


have u?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty this time. :)

Have you ever looked at porn on a public computer terminal?

[smithy020]

guilty, in uni on my friends sign on,

would u ever have sex in a piblic place?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty.

Would you?

[smithy020]

guilty, been cought as well by about 40 people!


would u ever mmmh lets see have sex with someone u normally wouldnt just because u HAD to have sex at the time?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty.

Do you fantasize about someone other than your SO when having sex with him/her?

[smithy020]

well she wasn't a SO yeah i have, Guilty.


do you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No.

Do you count your blessings?

[FallenAngel5]

Not as often as I should.

Are you religious?

[smithy020]

not guilty,


do u believe in the after life?

[WildIrish]

Guilty...I swear I was a jester. And a glad-he-ate-her too. :D

Ever not paid a parking ticket?

[smithy020]

oh wild that was painfully bad!!!!!!!!!


Not guilty, I cant drive so i havent ever got a parking ticket,


have u ever been stopped or questioned by the police?

[dicksbro]

Guilty...but not guilty. I'd lost a front license plate and was stopped one time by an Illinois State trooper. Ends up I'd reported the lost to our local police department and to the Secretary of State (Illinois) and so nothing came of the stop. :D :D

Have you ever tried to fix on your own damage done to your car.

[WildIrish]

Guilty - I put my side view mirror back on with two drywall screws. BTW...anyone want a 95 Intrepid? LMAO!

Have you ever refused to sell a car to a friend?

[Lilith]

innocent...have only sold one ever



Have you ever had to go to driving school?

[Steph]

Guilty. My parents were paranoid. They also tried to make it my Christmas/birthday gift but my greed and whining prevailed! :D

Have you ever fudged your overtime hours?

[dicksbro]

No. I knew some people that did where I retired from and they went on extended leave. (They were fired.) It would have been tempting, though. They used to have a goofy rule that said you had to work 4-hours overtime to get paid and I know a lot of people that sat around drinking coffee to fill in the four hours when they could have left after one.

Have you ever told your boss off?

[smithy020]

yeap, Always used to. My ex boss was a lazy fat shite, and i made sure he knew it!


Have u ever refused to do something ur boss had told you to do

[musicman]

guilty.....

you?

[smithy020]

guilty, I'm sure we all have,

have u ever killed a animal?

[musicman]

not intentionally

have you?

[smithy020]

guilty, only a mouse


have u ever eatten a meal that u have killed/catched or picked?

[Sharni]

Yeppers guilty....Fish...and veggies/fruit

Have you ever eaten Kangaroo?

[sweetseduction]

not guilty

have you ever eaten pussy?

[Sharni]

Not yet :slurp:

Have you?

[musicman]

guilty guilty guilty.....oh yes I have....and enjoy it as often as I can get it....

have you ever given oral in a public place?

[FallenAngel5]

If the front seat of a car is public, then I am guilty

Have you?

[Sharni]

Yep...on the bonnet of a police car...in the park...in a car driving along to name a few

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

[dicksbro]

Along side a country road and oral while I was driving. That should count as a guilty plea. :)

Have you ever let a third person watch?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty, and I don't think I would, unless they were doing more than just watching :)

Have you?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... although one of the kids walked in on us one time when they were smaller. Thank heavens for blankets. :D

Have you ever had a parking ticket?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty, got my first ticket a couple months ago.... damn Canadians. :D

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

[Sharni]

Nope

Ever been charged with an offence?

[dicksbro]

Not Guilty

Have you ever accidently done something that made you feel really foolish in public?

[Sharni]

Yes...very embarrassing

Have you ever done something then wished the hell ya hadnt?

[dicksbro]

Guilty as charged. LOL. Many times. :(

Have you ever went for a walk ... got tired ... and wish you had brought a bike?

[Sharni]

*LOL* yep

Ever driven ya car somewhere..and forgotten and walked home?

[dicksbro]

OMG ... LOL ... were you watching? Fortunately it wasn't far. The kid's grade school was only about two blocks from our house and I'd drove up to go to one of their functions. Left early, walked home ... and when the car wasn't in the drive, remembered it.

Ever went to take a bite of something to eat, only to realize you weren't holding any food? :)

[Sharni]

LOL yep (Ive done the car thing too DB LMAO...only i walked about 3 klm)

Ever gone to take a drink and missed ya mouth?

[smithy020]

yeap, damn near ruined my new suit!


ever went round the shop got everything u need put it all thru the tills them reliesed u had no way to pay for them?

[Sharni]

Yes...aint it a bastard!!

Have you ever laughed so much ya wet yaself?

[smithy020]

only a small drip,

Have u?

[Sharni]

Yep lol

Have you ever had a bath in a horse trough (ahhh bike rally days)

[musicman]

nope

have you ever gone hot air ballooning?

[smithy020]

nope, but i did once have to wash in the sea for 4 days, AH running outta money.


ever had sex in a public swimming pool?

[Sharni]

Nope...messed around plenty in them *LOL*

Have you?

[musicman]

nope

sex in the ocean?

[smithy020]

not to a finish........but my friend got wet and sticky............ :)


have u ever used a jet in a hot tub to get u off?

[Sharni]

Nope....never been in a hot tub

Ever had a gym membership?

[musicman]

still do

you?

[Sharni]

I have

I am far from fit

[musicman]

I'm not perfect either

I'm horny

[Sharni]

Guilty

I'm hanging for the 8th April

[musicman]

not guilty (what is it?)

you ever been to france?

[Sharni]

Not guilty

Have you ever been to Australia?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty, though it is my dream vacation location.

Ever been to New York?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty....never been out of Australia

Ever owned an unusual pet?

[kleclere]

Guilty I owned a squirrel.

Ever had sex on a kitchen table?

[Sharni]

Awwwww i so wanna pat a squirrel!!

Yep i have and on the bench and the....hmmm never mind :D

Have you?

[kleclere]

Guilty as charged. Yesterday woooohhooo!!!!


Would you decorate your nipples with whip cream to get a rise out of someone?

[Sharni]

I would...getting a 'rise' is always good ;)

Would you allow yourself to be drizzled in chocolate then slurped?

[musicman]

sure thing

would you ever do it to someone else?

[Sharni]

You bet...i do soooooo love to slurp :D:D

Would you ever use food in sex?

[osuche]

Guilty

Have you ever gotten stains on fabric using food during sex...and had to explain to others? (say, your laundress or parents?)

[Sharni]

Not Guilty...i do the laundry here *LOL*

Have you?

[smithy020]

i managed to get stains but never had to explane them away, My mum knew wot i was up to,


ever been busted when u where having sex and were past the point of no return and just had to finish?

[osuche]

<blushes> I put the wrong sheets on the guest bed (yes, they *did* have chocolate stains on them...from an evening involving cherry port and Hershey's kisses) and had to explain the stains to my mom.

Yes, you now know more about the evening than she ever will, thank God. :D Although I am sorry for you. :D

Ever had to tell a parent a little fib about your sex life?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Ever tell you so/spouse a little fib regarding sex?

[osuche]

Yes. Like "I wasn't really in the mood...that's OK." LOL

You?

[smithy020]

i guess we all have,


ever woken up before ur so and woken them with u on him/her

[osuche]

Guilty...I think.

Ever had a bad dream and called a friend to hear someone's voice...in the middle of the night?

[musicman]

nope

have you?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Do you have a drivers license?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty.

Does it bother you to take public transportation?

[imaginewithme]

GUILTY---I like to be in control and when i wanna go somewhere i wanna go....hate the thought of depenidng on someone else.

You have one friend that is the most amazing person ever.

[way22hot]

guilty my wife is my best friend first and foremost
(hey she lets me play at pixies she must be cool)

You would always make time for your friends

[Sharni]

I most certainly try to

Would you?

[musicman]

of course

I wish I could see certain friendsmore often than others

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty, that's the case with most of my friends.

I wish I could make new friends more easily.

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... I guess. I can usually make friends fairly easily, but to make them more easily ... yeah, I could plead guilty to that.

I like warm weather.

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty, I am a snow bunny at heart.

You?

[smithy020]

not proven again, I love both winter and summer, but i hate spring and fall, wind and rain fuck me right off!!


today i'm guilty of trying to pick up a shop ass. while trying to buy a suit are u??

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

I'm waiting for a phone call

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty.

I am quite horny.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. :)

I've got to get ready for work soon.

[Sharni]

Not Guilty...my workday is done

I'm playing an online game

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty... unless this counts.

This is my 100th post! :)

[imaginewithme]

False, but I remember that excitement...... congrats!

I cried today

[thereIam]

False.

My feet are cold.

[dicksbro]

False ... but congrat's to Ready4Ty on the first 100 posts. WAY TO GO, READY4TY!

Happiness is a 9-letter word. :rolleyes: (Although there have been times when a 4-letter word has achieved that result. :D)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

True. (Guilty?)

I keep all of my CDs in their cases.

[denny]

False, all in a carrier.

I'm hoping for some cool weather.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

False--we already have it.

I am slowly but surely getting my home put together.

[denny]

Hmmmm, false. Already is.

I do not want to move again.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty, but I'm sure it will come before I know it.

I have a high school secret I rarely tell anyone.

[denny]

I've never told anyone!

I have a grade school secret I have told no one.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty.

I rarely finish my glass of milk.

[denny]

Since I don't drink the stuff, that's easy.

I'm a swallower.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty, guilty, guilty.

I play my stereo loudly.

[denny]

Guilty.

I am going to bed but can't stop thinking about the newest couples thread I just saw.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Guilty. That's why I'm still awake. :D

I stay up waaaay too late sometimes.

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty... thats why it's 3:15 am...

I would sleep all day if I could.

[Sharni]

True

Tomorrow is Friday

[Cassiopeia]

True (and there was much rejoicing...yay)

I'm in the mood for pancakes

[Curious_Fem]

Innocent. I'm not in the mood to eat anything right now.

There is someone at Pixie's that I would like to get to know better.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty. They sound pretty good, but, then, so do the corn dogs I'm eating for breakfast. :D

I am thankful for many things in my life.

[Curious_Fem]

Guilty, guilty, guilty. Although I have to remind myself far too often.

Is there a family member you wish would just fall off the face of the earth?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty--at least on my initial thoughts, anyway.

I eat non-traditional breakfasts.

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty... bagels are about as traditional as it gets.

I like walking in the rain.

[Steph]

Guilty but I didn't enjoy it the night before last because I have a cold. The horse must be walked, though!


I like taking sick days.

[Cassiopeia]

Innocent!

I like having a window seat

[musicman]

not guilty - prefer the aisle

I like posting under Cass.....

[dicksbro]

Guilty. (Is that what they mean by "common law?" ;))

I like weekends.

[Sharni]

Guilty

I need a new TV

[thereIam]

Not guilty.

I have more electronic devices that I need.

[Sharni]

Need..Yes...Want...No

I'm multitasking

[thereIam]

Not guilty.

My day is winding down.

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty, just starting up.

I have to travel tomorrow.

[WildIrish]

Guilty...all the way to the barn and back. I'm tired just thinking of it. :D

Have you ever knocked on someone's door and ran away?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty.

Have you ever TPed?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty...

Have you even thrown up on/after a ride at an amusement park?

[musicman]

not guilty

have you?

[FallenAngel5]

Unfortunately, I am guilty of this one... those damn teacups! and anything that spins around... ;)

Have you been to a strip club lately?

[WildIrish]

Not guilty - It's been a loooooong time! Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home? Um, well, I've GOT to come up with a better analogy than that one!

Have you ever slept on the couch? :mad:

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you?

[motherpooh]

guilty (I can't hear him snore from the couch)



Have you ever given someone a golden shower?

[Sharni]

Nope.....not yet anyway

Have you participated in Golden Showers?

[motherpooh]

Yes I have (fun fun fun :D )



Have you ever eaten Pop Rocks while giving a blowjob?

[flutelady]

Yes I have

Do you like having your toes sucked?

[Sharni]

No...like ta lose ya head by trying that

Are you ticklish?

[flutelady]

OMG, yes I am. I don't like being tickled one bit, either. Talk about risking the loss of an appendage...


Have you ever lit a fart?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent a day where you just felt "blah?"

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty - I'm usually getting sick.

Have you ever taken a mental health day?

[Sharni]

Dont think so *LOL*

Have you ever wished for something you know you will never have?

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Have you ever had a wish come true when you weren't expecting it?

[Sharni]

I have and i think i'm gonna get another one too ;)

Have you ever gotten a gift and really REALLY wished they hadnt given it to you?

[osuche]

Yes...most often because I knew the person couldn't afford it.

Have you ever given a gift you couldn't afford?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty (since obviously I got the gift and I'm still here :D), but I have given gifts that cost more than I SHOULD HAVE spent. :)

Have you ever returned a gift without telling the giver?

[osuche]

Guilty.

Have you ever "re-gifted" the gift to someone else who would enjoy it more?

[imaginewithme]

Yep, afraid so.

Have you ever masterbated in your car?

[thereIam]

Not guilty. But now that you mention it ...

Have you ever purposely had sex, knowing someone else was watching?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty...have never done that in front of anyone.

Have you been on a nice date lately?

[Cassiopeia]

guilty

Have you ever seen someone pick their nose in traffic?

[flutelady]

Guilty... and ewwww, I've seen them do more than just pick it!


Have you ever picked your nose in traffic??

[Cassiopeia]

innocent - Can honestly say I haven't done it, but lately I've been seeing a lot of people doing it so maybe I am in the minority :(

Have you ever masturbated while driving?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..and have been played with by someone else..and returned the favour...

Ever had sex in the back of a Van with someone else driving?

[Cassiopeia]

innocent

ever get caught talking to yourself?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... I've even posted replys to my own posts. :rolleyes:

Ever think you should have studied harder in school?

[Cassiopeia]

guilty! Lol - like right now :o

ever had someone tie your shoelaces together?

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

Ever tie someone else's shoelaces together? :)

[osuche]

Guilty. In elementary school.

Ever fart and blame it on someone else?

[Sharni]

LMAO ye

Have you?

[SuzyQ]

Yessssss but I felt guilty about it,

Ever fart while having sex?

[Sharni]

I have

Have you?

[flutelady]

LMAO... omg, yes I have (he has, too!)


on the same subject... do you laugh at queefs?

[Sharni]

LMAO...yes...how could you not

Do you?

[osuche]

I have, yes.

Ever hold it in until it hurts?

[dicksbro]

Where's the nobbing smilie when you need one. Guilty. :D

Ever lose a crown for a tooth?

[Sharni]

Nope

Ever ridden an elephant

[dicksbro]

Only a fake on on a merry-go-round when I was younger ... much younger. :)

Ever held a snake?

[osuche]

Guilty. Once had one as a pet.

Ever enjoyed killing spiders?

[dicksbro]

Guilty (still swat any I see in the house)

Ever watch an ant's nest?

[musicman]

not guilty

ever have a bee hive in your chimney?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty... thankfully.

Ever had poison ivy?

[dicksbro]

Been a long time, but yep.

Ever have the seat of your pants/slacks rip out while you were out in public?

[Sharni]

Ohhhh gawd yes....very embarrassing!!

Ever sneezed exceptionally loud?

[HornyHoney26]

ROFL yea and i woke myself up lol

*****************

Ever call out somebody elses name during sex??????????

[Sharni]

Nope...i'd be damn mortified if i ever did!

Ever sleep walked?

[musicman]

not guilty

ever given oral to a driver while in a car driving?

[Sharni]

Hehehehe that i have

Have you?

[musicman]

nope....

ever masturbated to climax while driving alone?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you?

[musicman]

guilty

do it again?

[Sharni]

The odd times

You?

[musicman]

probably will.....

ever masturbated at work?

[dicksbro]

Not since I retired, but I did at the job I retired from. Not often, but there were a few times. :)

Ever get caught?

[Sharni]

Nope

Have you?

[dicksbro]

Not Guilty, thank heavens. :D

You had something special for dinner on Easter.

[Sharni]

Not guilty

Going to go and have a look at the new adult shop thats opened in town

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Going to have to call it a night pretty quick. :(

[Sharni]

Not guilty (noooooooooooooooooooooooo ya cant do that!)

I think DB needs to stay here and keep me company :D

[dicksbro]

I wish I could of. Feel guilty having to call it a night last night. :(

I've got a busy day planned.

[Sharni]

False

I've got an itchy back

[dicksbro]

False

I'm feeling a bit horny

[thereIam]

True.

I almost always feel a bit horny.

[dicksbro]

True.

I like feeling horny. :D

[thereIam]

Guilty! :D :D :D

Being horny is a way of life.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

When I'm horny I'm usually happy

[thereIam]

Guilty.

I am usually always happy. :D

[dicksbro]

Guilty

I like to share that happiness with my wife.

[thereIam]

Guilty.

My wife is usually as happy as I am.

[Sharni]

Not Guilty....dont have a wife

I love to go to the cinema

[dicksbro]

Guilty

I love to get popcorn with lots of butter. :)

[Sharni]

Guilty

I love ice cream

[thereIam]

Guilty, I consider it a basic food group.

I eat way more ice cream than I should.

[dicksbro]

Guilty ....

but never more than I would like to eat. :D

[Sharni]

Guilty

I drink far too much coffee

[WildIrish]

Guilty, but it tastes so damn good!

I will not drink decaff.

[Sharni]

Guilty...Blah!

I drink instant coffee though

[Lilith]

Guilty I don't like artificial anything.


I like my coffee sweet and creamy.

[Sharni]

Not guilty.....no sugar for me

I dont mind the odd iced coffee

[WildIrish]

I'll take it on a really hot day, but I prefer hot coffee.

Do you ever make a whole pot of coffee even though you're alone?

[Sharni]

No pots here.....i just have my kettle on continuous boil & the jar of coffee beside it *LOL*

Have you ever had to sell something that meant a lot to you?

[WildIrish]

I once sold my watch to buy my wife a brush. Ironically enough, she cut her hair and sold it to buy me a chain for my watch.

Ok, so that wasn't me. But I did have to sell my kidney to pay for late fees at the library.

Have you ever responded to a question even though you didn't have a real answer?

[Cassiopeia]

Originally posted by WildIrish
I once sold my watch to buy my wife a brush. Ironically enough, she cut her hair and sold it to buy me a chain for my watch.

That's really sweet :)

Guilty about answering questions I don't have a real answer. Very awkward...

Ever sit down and stare at the television without turning it on?

[musicman]

guilty

have you ever regretted saying something the second it came out of your mouth?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty for sure.

Have you ever regretted not saying something that you should have?

[Sharni]

Not usually....i tend to say whatever (as some already know *LOL*)

Have you ever seen anyone having sex?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty for people in real life ... guilty in adult movies or seeing animals :D :D

Would you like to watch others making love in real life?

[WildIrish]

I hate to say "Guilty" because that makes it sound wrong. Oh wait...that might be wrong! But heck yeah! I'd love it!

Would you ever be the couple making love in front of somebody?

[Curious_Fem]

Guilty. I would love to be the couple in front of someone...especially if that someone was holding a camera. *weg*

I would love to be in bed right now.

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

I think I will call it a night a bit early.

[Sharni]

False

The sun is starting to come out

[dicksbro]

True somewhere ... just not here. :)

The sun is starting to set here.

[Sharni]

False

Tis only 9:35am here

[Coaster]

false... 9:23pm

Have you ever shagged a neighbor

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty,

have you?

[musicman]

nope

you have had a thing for a distant cousin?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty with a not-so-distant cousin...

Have you had a thing for an aunt/uncle?

[musicman]

nope

a close friend's parent?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty.

A close friend's sibling?

[Coaster]

yep... and they were twins:)

How about an S/O's sibling?

[Sharni]

Ewwww i think not!

Have you?

[Steph]

GUILTY! My ex-husband's brother was a tall, curly black-haired vegan. Need I say more? Oh yes, he was skinny. He was like Daniel Day-Lewis but better! Don't get me started about my first boyfriend's father! :D

Have you ever cried to cut a break with a traffic cop?

[musicman]

nope

have you?

[Sharni]

Nope....never been pulled over

Have you?

[Cassiopeia]

guilty...apparently speeding is a bad thing...

Ever have a thing for a police officer?

[FallenAngel5]

Oh so guilty... :o

Ever have a thing for a teacher?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... at least in finding one particular high-school teacher to be very attractive and sexy.

Ever pull a dirty trick on someone?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Are you a practical joker?

[dicksbro]

Usually on the gentle side. Wouldn't intentionally do something that might really hurt someone's feelings.

Are you?