Enter Your Plea

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Have you ever cheated on a test?

[osuche]

Guilty. But I turned myself in later

Have you ever written down incorrect answers cause you knew someone waas cheating off of you?

[jseal]

Not Guilty – I was never worthy of cheating off of!


Have you ever used the toilets of the opposite sex?

[osuche]

Guilty. If you're in a co-ed sport on a long trip....the men's cleans out MUCH more quickly than the women's

Ever had sex in a public bathroom

[flutelady]

Not guilty... although I did get caught making out in the men's lounge, back in my high school days.

How 'bout you?

[osuche]

<blush> yes.

Ever *want* to have sex in a bathroom?

[dicksbro]

Hmmm ... is there anyplace the thought hadn't occured to me? :) I guess that's a guilty by default.

Ever watch somebody in the nude who didn't know you were watching?

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever go back to that place...hoping to see them again?

[Aqua]

Guilty.

Ever spy someone naked and then alert them to you presence hoping to be naked with them shortly?

[wyndhy]

innocent

ever get naked knowing you were being watched surreptitiously?

[Sharni]

Nope

You?

[wyndhy]

innocent, totally innocent :blink:
have you ever skinny dipped naked in some-one else's pool w/o them knowing (aka-pool hopping)

[Sharni]

No one owned a pool when i was in my skinny dipping years *L*....we lived by the sea

Have you?

[wyndhy]

guilty

have you ever eaten a jellyfish?

[Lilith]

innocent


Have you ever eaten a gummy fish :fish:???????

[SuzyQ]

Not guilty..ewwwwwwww been stung by one though

Have you ever eaten a wild mushroom?

[campingboy]

guilty

Have you ever had sex standing up?

[Aqua]

Guilty

Ever had sex standing up even though your partner was laying down?

[Lilith]

innocent although have done it the other way


Have you ever jay walked naked?

[campingboy]

LOL. Innocent. I can not say that I have ever crossed a street naked.

Have you ever heard your neighbours getting it on, that then led you to?

[SuzyQ]

In a hotel room, yes..so guilty....

Have you ever wanted to cross a street naked?

[osuche]

Nope


Have you ever gone into a restaurant, sat down, then left cause the service was bad?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...at least 3 times in my life

Have you never not left even though the food was bad?

[Sharni]

Guilty...though i never go back again

Have you?

[Coaster]

yes i have

Have you ever sunbathed totally nekkid?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

[cbass1976]

Guilty

Have you ever went streeking?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever wanted to go streaking?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Ever Wanted something you cant have?

[osuche]

Guilty


Ever dealt with depression?

[Coaster]

guilty


Have you dealt with depression on your own or with professional help?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty to both..but think my own is better...Is not a problem anymore..to damn busy to be depressed, even though I have earned it....

[osuche]

On my own. I've never sought professional help, although I've been tempted.


Disclose your thoughts to a friend or keep them bottled up inside?

[Coaster]

I tend to keep things to myself........... for too long and then I crack.


Do you feel better disclosing your feelings to a confidant?

[osuche]

Usually not. Most people can't relate. The people who can...often frighten me. They're too screwed up. :p

You?

[Kendall]

I feel better talking things out with a friend.

Do you keep many things of import- from your significant other?

[Salacious]

guilty

do you eat in bed?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... when she lets me. :D (Yeah, food, too, sometimes. ;))

Do you sleep with your partner on your right side? (I started to say left or right, but then realized it'd be hard to answer that with guilty or not guilty. :( )

[Sharni]

Guilty

Do you like beer?

[Pita]

I do like beer


I have no plans for Halloween.

[jseal]

Guilty - other than appeasing the ravening hordes...



Have you ever been insufficiently patient with people?

[osuche]

VERY Guilty


Do you have a dry sense of humor?

[dicksbro]

Guilty sometimes. Sometimes just silly.

Do you like slapstick comedy?

[osuche]

Yes. Especially Abbott and Costello


Do you like to walk in the rain?

[campingboy]

guilty - as long as there is somewhere warm to go after.

Are there days that you wish life was just a bit less confusing?

[osuche]

Not guilty

Are there days when you wish it was easier to follow your heart?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty OOOOOOOOOOOOH yes...but then I find that my heart always comes back to family.

I am going out tonight, to play darts.

[SuzyQ]

Oops confused this with true or false..

Are you going out tonight?

[Salacious]

Not Guilty

I am having cocktails tho.

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...

Do you ever get tired of sex?

[osuche]

I'd want to have it more than once a month for that to happen. LMAO. But yes, I have.

You?

[Salacious]

Not Guilty, Never, tire of it. Want it different ways... but never tire of it.

You want to explore new sexual ground.

[Coaster]

guilty


You wanna take me there?

[imaginewithme]

guilty

You love to use chocolate syrup during forplay

[jseal]

Guilty



You have never used ice during forplay

[dicksbro]

Does not guilty mean I have? ;)

I've experienced love at first sight.

[jseal]

Not Guilty



My daily work commute is greater than 30 minutes.

[SuzyQ]

Not Guilty, I work at home,

Do you ever goof off at work?

[Salacious]

Guilty, it's necessary to remain sane.

I like my milk icy cold.

[Pita]

guilty, it's the only way I can drink it.


I have to sleep alone again tonight. :(

[LarryL]

Not guilty.

There are times when I want to walk up to a stranger and give that person a big ol' kiss without saying a word and just walk away.

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...

I have times where I doubt myself and other times when I am supremely confident.

[osuche]

Guilty


As I get older, I trust my instincts more

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...

As I get older I like sex even more.

[osuche]

Guilty


As I get older, I am more opinionated

[SuzyQ]

Guilty and I hate that....

As I get older..I want to stray a bit more...

[osuche]

Very guilty

As I get older, I've gottem more experimental in bed.

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..guilty guilty..

as I get older want to try it with other people

[osuche]

Guilty

However, my S/O has other thoughts.....he doesn't want to share. :p

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..darn, darn, darn,,,,,'

I have thoughts about someone else...both sexes

[osuche]

Guilty


I've carried out these thoughts....both sexes.

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..and I liked it..

I have to turn all our clocks back tonight

[Salacious]

Guilty

I enjoyed the banter between osuche and SuzyQ

[Sharni]

Guilty....banter is good *L*

Nearly dinner time for me

[Coaster]

not guilty


Looks like a rainy day today

[osuche]

Not guilty...so far

I have a big work project to complete today

[jseal]

Guilty


Some of my neighbors are real nerf herders.

[exhib_it_all]

Guilty


I probably shouldn't be spending time here but I can't really help it.

[Salacious]

Guilty, but I can't think of a better place to be and I really like it here.

I have laundry to finish today.

[Sharni]

Guilty

I have work today

[musicman]

not guilty

I did some holiday shopping today

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

I want a Crewman!

[SuzyQ]

Not guilty...

I could use some sex right now.

[exhib_it_all]

guilty as charged.


I'm hungry.

[SuzyQ]

False just ate something

Can't stop thinking about sex

[exhib_it_all]

True


Going to have sex this evening, already planning for it.

[musicman]

hopefully guilty

got some good oral this morning.

[Pita]

not guilty


Going to get and give some good oral tonight.

[dicksbro]

Nolo contendere. :)

(Too early to tell (it's 2:19 AM) ... but it sure sounds good. :))

I wish we were still on Daylight Savings Time.

[Sharni]

Not Guilty...I wish we HAD Daylight savings time

I'm tired

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...

Have you ever been so tired you didn't want sex?

[Mercury_Maniac]

innocent, i've never been to a point where i don't want it cause i always want it, but i never get it so i guess it doesn't really matter.



Ever use the "not tonite honey i have a headache" excuse?

[SuzyQ]

Not Guilty but I have used exhausted..LOL

Have you ever had sex and felt guilty afterward?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Innoncent (virgin) but i have felt guilty after masturbation



Have you ever had an orgasm and then gone right to sleep without returning the favor?

[SuzyQ]

Not Guilty...but then I am a woman..had it done to me...and hon, I just checked your age..you have a lot of time to become an unvirgin..no need to rush it.

Have you ever felt that a stranger you see, could be come a lover?

[cbass1976]

guilty i hope that a lot

have you ever had a crush on a co-worker?

[Pita]

Yes I have


Have you ever told a complete stranger a big secret?

[Aqua]

Guilty

Have you ever had illicit fantasies about a comic book character?

[osuche]

Not guilty

Have you ever had a very explicit fantasy abotu someone sitting in the same room with you....at the time while having the fantasy?

[musicman]

guilty

have you ever masturbated in a public washroom?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... although it's been a very long time ...

Have you?

[Glyndwr]

Guilty

Have you ever masturbated while talking to someone on the phone?
And were they aware of it?

[flutelady]

Guilty and guiltier! (I think he enjoyed it too, didn't you babycakes?)


Have you?

[WildIrish]

Boy, you sure do know how to make guy blush!


Have you ever wrestled someone for the last piece of banana bread?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, but I'd wrestle you for it. Clothing optional. ;)

Have you ever asked someone to water your plants while away?

[WildIrish]

Guilty... but we have someone feed the cats and the bunnies. So they don't eat the plants. lmao


Would you offer to help someone find their car in a large parking lot.

[FallenAngel5]

Only if it was the middle of the day. :)

Have you ever taken a self-defense class?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever taken dance lessons?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yep, but not for long. I'd love to learn how to dance "properly."

Ever done something you were immediately sorry for in front of your children?

[musicman]

not guilty - no kids....but I did when I was a camp counsellor - does that count?


ever done one thing after saying you were going to do another?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, but I hate it

Do you hate being late for an appt, a party or to just meet someone?

[musicman]

guilty - big time....I like being on time....

have you ever lied to save face?

[SuzyQ]

You are picking on all my faults...Guilty

Have you ever not showed up for a party cause you know a certain person would be there?

[musicman]

guilty

ever skip an important function just cause?

[SuzyQ]

oh really guilty...

Have you ever had oral sex in a car while it was moving, either as the giver or the givee?

[musicman]

not guilty - but yes while parked

ever masturbated while driving?

[SuzyQ]

guilty...but not to orgasm...

Have you ever left a wet spot on the upholstery of a car?

[musicman]

yep - after that orgasm :D

you?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..but not from masturbation, from sex...

Have you ever had sex in a car when someone walked by?

[musicman]

not that I know of - well at least they didn't knock on the Window.....

have you?

[SuzyQ]

Yes...it was pretty exciting...

Have you ever seen someone having sex and they didn't know you could see?

[musicman]

yes....

do you consider yourself a voyeur?

[SuzyQ]

Not Guilty...but if I see it , won't turn away ...

Do you?

[musicman]

same as you.... I don't go out of the way to do it

do you consider yourself an exhibitionist?

[SuzyQ]

Not guilty...well partly...well wtf, Guilty...

Do you have fantasies about having sex with other pixies?

[musicman]

I have thought about it - yes

have you ever emailed nude pics of yourself to other pixies?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty

Have you?

[Aqua]

I'm guilty of that too...

Have you ever combined the viewing of a Pixie pic with a sordid fantasy?

[rockintime]

Innocent :halo:


Have you ever taken sexy couples pictures?

[musicman]

wanted to but SO didn't - so no

you?

[dicksbro]

We have ... but not for some time.

Have you ever run out of gasoline while driving somewhere?

[Sharni]

*LOL*....Frequently...got a dicky fuel gauge

Have you?

[cbass1976]

knock on wood not guilty

have you?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..and it was one of those fuel pumps inside the gas tank and it fried too. Hubby was some pissed off!!!! How the fuck was I supposed to know about those things?

Have you ever said FUCK!!!!!!!!! and it felt good?

[Studmuffin69]

Oh, YES!!! And it felt real good! :D


I have had sex on a hood or a car

[Sharni]

Guilty

I had sex on a horse

[SuzyQ]

Not guilty but wanted to...it just about happened...

Have you ever wanted to have sex, and because it was a weird setting IE movie theatre..decided not to...and then masturbated each other instead?

[osuche]

Not guilty


Have you ever woken up and then gone back to bed?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty all the time. :)

Do you ever wake up and not get out of bed for hours?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... with extremely rare exceptions. If I lay too long, I'm miserable later. :(

Do you ever decorate your house/property for Christmas?

[Pegasusx62]

oh yes...always decorate for Christmas & other holidays as well

Do you decorate your house?

[dicksbro]

Sure do. Put the lights up today (although we won't light them until Thanksgiving).

Do you use a real tree or an artificial one?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty to the aritificial one...

We don't put our tree up till a week before Christmas, and if we had put ours up at thanksgiving would be up almost a month already....

Are you excited about ThanksGiving?

[dicksbro]

Guilty. One of my favorite holidays. Not as commercial as most.

Have you started Christmas shopping yet?

[wyndhy]

innocent. we are wait-till-the-last-minute people.

are you jealous of the yule log? :D

[Pita]

Yes, and this year I will extract my revenge. :D


You want to start decorating for Christmas don't you?

[cbass1976]

not guility

you have started shopping for christmas

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... which is a bit strange for me since I tend to be an early shopper.

Ready for Indian summer.

[SuzyQ]

Guilty, Guilty , Guilty,,hell I am ready for real summer!

Do you desire to go to some place warm, like Hawaii or Mexico?

[WildIrish]

DAMN GUILTY!!!!! lmao


I hate post-its!

[Galatea]

Not guilty...although I bet this guy does.....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/outofpostits.html




I wish I were at home in bed.

[WildIrish]

Not Guilty...I wish I were in someone else's bed!


I drive a sensible car.

[Galatea]

Guilty...its a sedan....how much more sensible does it get.

I hate Pixies!

[WildIrish]

Perish the thought!

Not Guilty!!!!!



I enjoy driving in the snow.

[Galatea]

NOT GUILTY! I don't even like driving in the rain!


Pink is my favorite color.

[WildIrish]

As much as I enjoy it...not guilty. :D


I am very comfortable in a social setting.

[Galatea]

Guilty.

I love to be the center of attention.

[WildIrish]

Not Guilty...I prefer to blend into the crowd, but get dragged out into the center.



I really enjoy cooking.

[Galatea]

Guilty. Matter of fact, I'm cooking at the moment...cuz this thread has made me so hungry!


I've never not ever haven't gotten a speeding ticket..... :jester:

[osuche]

Not Guilty. I've gotten a few -- although I've talked myself out of a few also


I enjoy quiet time at home

[cbass1976]

guility

i enjoy time to my self

[WildIrish]

Guilty...I like to read.


I am tired of tv.

[osuche]

True


I am tired of almost everyhting, recently

[dicksbro]

False. I've found sex to still be very gratifying. :)

I am tired of meetings. :(

[FallenAngel5]

VERY guilty.

I am very happy.

[Coaster]

guilty

I need some quiet time tonite

[Pita]

very guilty


My days have been very stressful lately.

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..

I am going on holiday on Saturday

[Coaster]

not guilty

I have to work Saturday

[SuzyQ]

Not guilty..well be driving all day tho...

I have to go make supper soon, would rather be playing smut games

[osuche]

False


I need to go to the gym soon!

[musicman]

not guilty - just came from massage therapy

I almost came to a breaking point today

[cbass1976]

not guilty

i felt like shit all day?

[WildIrish]

Not guilty

I didn't sleep well last night.

[osuche]

Guilty


I'd like some cuddle time today

[Coaster]

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always guilty wanting that!

My body aches from the flu

[osuche]

False

My body aches from my weight lifting routine

[WildIrish]

not guilty, but it'll be hurting tomorrow from the heavy bag

I would like dinner out tonight.

[osuche]

True. Headed to Panera for a salad


I hate dining alone

[musicman]

guilty

I do it anyone when need be

[Coaster]

yes guilty

i need to crash soon

[imaginewithme]

true, am pretty worn down

I want to get away

[Coaster]

oh soooooooooooooo guilty


i need some s/o cuddling time

[imaginewithme]

yes i do.....especially today.

It took me 2 hours today to make a 1 hour drive

[cbass1976]

not guilty

i had the day off today?

[osuche]

False


I've had more productive days, however.

[cbass1976]

true

i love to veg out

[musicman]

guilty guilty guilty

I hate doing dishes

[osuche]

Fasle. I find it soothing

I need to practice more

[musicman]

doing what?

[osuche]

Actually, I was looking at my trombone.

What do you need to practice more?

[musicman]

my sax (not sex - get your mind out of the gutter people)

you?

[osuche]

Guilty

Have you ever thought about sex during a business meeting?

[dicksbro]

:lust: :boink:
Have you ever joked about it with other meeting attendees?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Ever tried group sex?

[cbass1976]

not guilty

ever tried group sex?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty (although as a fantasy ... :) )

Ever stared at someone of the same sex?

[Pita]

guilty


Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever kissed two other people at the same time?

[joys]

Not Guilty...

Have been honost with my spouses. But would like to if they allowed

[osuche]

Um....true. Mostly.


I choose my partners wisely

[Sharni]

Guilty....though havent had to alter my second one for ages now *LOL*

I enjoy being in a long term relationship

[jseal]

Guilty


I spend too much time thinking "what if...?".

[rabbit]

Guilty...hey, I'm a History major!

I smoke pot.

[Pita]

Ocassionally


I'm not wearing any underwear.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. :)

I'm watching "Murder She Wrote"

[osuche]

False

I am watching my computer monitor :D :p :D

[Pita]

Guilty and T.V too


I have a cold.

[rabbit]

False.

I am going to watch a porno video tonight.

[Lilith]

guilty I am shy one kid and plan to make Mr. Lil very very very happy

Have you ever been caught naked in public?

[rabbit]

Guilty on numerous occasions :D

You own more than two sex toys.

[Lilith]

guilty


Do you have sex toys?

[rabbit]

Guilty. :devil:

You have had sex with someone of the same sex at least once.

[Lilith]

innocent


You have had sex with someone of the same sex?

[rabbit]

Guilty...once before.

You have been walked in on while having sex with your spouse/SO.

[Lilith]

innocent but I don't know how we avoided it when we did it a Summer's house :p


You have had multiple speeding tix?

[osuche]

Yep, I have. Had a rash of 3 of them within about 12 months....last one occurred Nov 2001

Do you celebrate sentimental dates?

[rabbit]

Guilty.

You have thought about sex while attending church.

[osuche]

GUILTY. And I couldn't stop thinking about sex...and the guilt was killing me....so I quit going to Church.


Have you ever forgotten the words to a Christmas song?

[jseal]

Guilty



Have you ever taken work home because you couldn't be bothered to get it done at the office?

[wyndhy]

guilty

have you ever made yourself physically ill with worry?

[cherrypie7788]

not guilty--no point in worrying

Have you ever secretly lusted after your boss/coworker/other person you have a professional relationship with?

[rabbit]

Guilty.

You have had sex at work.

[Galatea]

Not guilty....yet



I wish I had a cold frosty beverage.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

I think my wife and I are going to a movie today. :)

[jseal]

Not Guilty



Have you ever failed to pay up when you lost a bet?

[WildIrish]

Not Guilty, but I only make wagers with sexual payoffs. :D


I had a busy weekend.

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

I going to see a doc today....had enough of this being sick crap!

[osuche]

Not guilty


If I were sick of being sick, I'd have to see a psychiatrist. :p :D

[Galatea]

Guilty. And every other kinda chiatrist as well....


I had a wonderful weekend!

[jseal]

Guilty!


Have you ever had a bout with euphoria?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... the day I decided to retire. :)

Have you ever had a flat tire?

[Galatea]

Guilty...I think I've had everyones fair share of flat tires....last one I was 8 months pregnant at 2 in the morning....


Have you ever stepped in an ant bed? (I did while changing a flat tire once)

[wyndhy]

nope but while visiting my gramma in fla i did get attacked by fire ants OUCH!

did you ever burn ants with a magnifying glass?

[osuche]

Nope

Have you ever gone naked under your clothing? ;)

[campingboy]

Guilty - I go naked most of the time under my boxers - but don't tell anyone. sometimes I do go out without any underware on.

Have you ever been in a public place and whispered into your S/O ear what you are going to do to them when you get home?

[osuche]

yes. Most og the time he blushes and begs me not to say such things.


Ever refused to listen?

[campingboy]

Not guilty - I enjoy listening to discreet sexual teasing.

Have you ever felt 'How can sex get any better then this'?

[cbass1976]

not guilty

have you ever been hungry for something you don't have and it is midnight?

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Have you ever had to fast because of a doctor's appointment?

[Cassiopeia]

Not guilty

Have you ever had to fast for religious reasons?

[musicman]

guilty

you?

[osuche]

Guilty


Have you ever intentionally fibbed to save someone's feelings?

[Studmuffin69]

Guilty

Have you ever cheated on a test?

[osuche]

Guilty....long time ago


Ever flirted with someone in front of your S/O / spouse?

[Studmuffin69]

Guilty

Have you ever kissed some one in front of your S/O spouse?

[osuche]

Other than a peck on the lips, no.


Have you ever fantasized about someone else while in the act?

[cbass1976]

guilty.....never called her name though

have you ever called the wrong name during sex?

[osuche]

Not guilty


Has a partner ever made you beg for it during the act?

[cbass1976]

guilty

has your partner wanted you to keep going and going and going?