Enter Your Plea

[OziJuggalo]

no comment on that 1 not sure but hmmmm

would you ever flash stranger

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Would you ever order red wine with a seafood dinner?

[musketeer]

Guilty - I prefer red wine.

Ever eaten a sweet from the pic and mix shelves at the cinema with out buying it?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... but it does sound good. All we've got are boxes of candies kept in glass cases. The theatre staff has to get them out for you. :( They're just no fun at all. :D

Have you ever been surprised running into someone you haven't seen in years?

[musicman]

guilty

you ever bought something you couldn't afford and then regretted it (but not take it back?)

[dicksbro]

Guilty. But it was fun at the time. :)

Have you ever stayed in bed too long and ended up with a headache?

[musicman]

not guilty - wish that was the case but I get headaches from NOT staying in bed long enough

have you ever watched tv for 12 straight hours without food or bathroom breaks?

[Tess]

Guilty... in the hospital... thank goodness I was catharized... LOL


Have you ever looked at a woman's breasts too long before looking in her eyes, and been caught?

[osuche]

Guilty

Have you ever stared into someone's eyes too long?

[musicman]

not guilty - I try to do it just long enough....

you?

[osuche]

Guilty. I've gotten lost before...

Have you ever blown off a commitment to spend the morning in bed?

[musicman]

guilty

you?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty, really embarressing too! I just got lost in his eyes and forgot the question he asked...oops

Ever found yourself standing in a public place and forgot why you are there?

[musicman]

all the time

you?

[curvyredhead]

ya, that one's pretty embarressing too! oh well, whatcha gonna do...

Ever gone to work and wondered why you keep this god-awful job?

[musicman]

every day of my life

what about you?

[curvyredhead]

That's the reason I'm in college!

Ever wonder what a woman/man your not involved with would look like naked?

[musicman]

yes.....several in fact

you? (sorry to keep borrowing your questions but I like them:))

[dicksbro]

Guilty. Yep, me too! :)

My favorite fast food is pizza.

[musicman]

guilty

have you ever been to a swingers party?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever thought about being in an orgy?

[musicman]

guilty but only thought

have you ever wanted to be part of a threesome?

[Lilith]

GUILTY!!!!!!I prostrate myself on the mercy of the court...PLEASE!!!!!!!

Have you ever looked in someone else's medicine cabinet?

[musicman]

guilty

have you ever made a pixies nude pic your wallpaper?

[Lilith]

innocent:o finally :p my kids are always around.

Have you ever printed a story from here to use for inspiration?

[musicman]

not guilty....just read em for inspiration

have you ever used a story from here in your bedroom?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... but it sounds like a pretty good idea. :D

Have you ever written a sexy story?

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever had a secret crush?

[curvyredhead]

not guilty, I'm terrible at keeping secrets!

Ever wanted to do something you knew you'd never really do?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fantasy is wonderful.

Have you ever stayed up waaaaaay too late to get some work done?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you ever had sex in a bus?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever made love in a park?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Ever made love on a car?

[osuche]

Guilty. On one, not in one :D

Ever made love on top of a washing machine?

[skyler_m]

Guilty... and very willing to do it again...

Ever had sex in front of other people?

[osuche]

Guilty.

Ever kissed your best friend's SO...in front of him/her?

[imaginewithme]

Not guily.

You ordered bedroom toys on the internet

[Sharni]

Guilty

I do not stop for hitchhikers

[dicksbro]

Guilty in the vast majority of cases. Did a couple of times up in rural Minnesota years ago and once stopped and took a family home whose car was frozen up on bitterly cold night on a lonely stretch of road.

I saw the preview for Shrek 2.

[GingerV]

Innocent. Heck, I never even saw the original Shrek.

I eat icecream right out of the carton.

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty.

I love country music.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. Although maybe not quite all ... like ""I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me." Just not real romantic! :D :D

I like a lot of different kinds of music.

[Sharni]

Guilty

I don't tell lies

[osuche]

Um...Not Guilty. But I try to avoid them

Ever put gum underneath a table and left it there?

[dicksbro]

Guilty when I was a kid. Wouldn't do that now.

Ever run out of gasoline in your car?

[osuche]

Guilty when I was a kid...but not now :p

Ever monitor gas prices and go to the cheapest station?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I do all of the time. Most of the pumps here in town watch each other and are consistent, but the one day a week I drive nearly 90 miles to work I play the gas game, trying to guess which town will have the cheapest. Sometimes I win and sometimes I don't. :)

Ever pretend you were asleep so that someone else would do the work?

[Sharni]

Nope *L*

Ever ridden a camel?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Nope, and have no desire to, either.

Ever ridden an elephant? (My son did when he was two.) :)

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Ever play water polo?

[curvyredhead]

not guilty.

Ever do something sexy 'cause you knew someone was watching you?

[kleclere]

guilty

Would you ever flash yourself when you know the person couldn't do anything about it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Um...yeah! :D

Have you ever teased someone while they were driving, when they couldn't do anything about it?

[kleclere]

Now do I look like I would do that?


Have you ever thought of furniture as sex addins?

[imaginewithme]

Yes.

You had sex on the hood of your car?

[musicman]

nope - you offering?

have you ever ever done it while your parents were in the house?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty...well wait aminute...when inlaws were in YES GUILTY

You made some sad today.

[musicman]

Can you repeat the question? I don't quite get it.....

[imaginewithme]

Did you make someones day better today?

[musicman]

I tried... :D

[dicksbro]

I hope guilty, too. (Thanks MM, I'd already forgotten a question today and needed confirmation I wasn't alone. :D :D)

Do you like staying nude whenever possible?

[osuche]

Not guilty. Get cold too easily.

You?

[curvyredhead]

guilty! I'm the only one in the frozen north who's house is 75 degrees! Naked is good!

Have you ever had sex in a wooded location?

[imaginewithme]

Guilty....love it very much so......

Have you ever had sex in a public historical place?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty (rats!)

Ever pull off the highway to have sex?

[imaginewithme]

Not Guilty--- RATS!

Ever have phone sex?

[dicksbro]

Guilty with my wife when I used to take business trips. :D

Ever go shopping for sex toys?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty.

Ever used a sex toy in the car?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty!!! I keep one in the car!

You?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Ever had sex on a public beach?

[musicman]

nope

sex in the ocean?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty

You have had cyber sex?

[Sharni]

Not guilty...Cyber virgin here *LOL*

Ever wanted to just jump a strangers bones :slurp:

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever done it?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty...only have had one sexual partner.

Ever gotten flustered over someone else

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever spent an *entire* meeting thinking about sex?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty, I'm so glad my current job involves data entry that doesn't require thinking, because I can't stop thinking about May!

Have you ever flirted (unnoticed) during a meeting?

[osuche]

((curvy)) I hope you have fun in May. Should I send him on his way a couple days early? :D

When I flirt, I generally get noticed.

Ever worn something suggestive to work, in order to catch someone's eye?

[skipthisone]

Guilty, have worn something I look my best in.

Have you ever found you just couldnt keep your mouth shut?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... some would say badly so. :(

Have you ever spanked someone's child other than your own?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty. Not usually around too many kids.

Have you ever told someone they are not that pretty?

[Sharni]

Nope

Have you ever told someone you thought they should lose weight?

[imaginewithme]

NEVER and hate being told that too!

Have you ever changed the style of panties you wear from someones suggestion?

[Sharni]

Nope...only wear them when i have to...

Have you?

[imaginewithme]

Guilty...I have!

You have told someone you would write and you didnt.

[curvyredhead]

Guilty, but only because I truly forgot... I try very hard to keep my word (I mean besides our honesty and intregrity what do we really own?).

BTW~ Sharni, I agree with you completely, only wear panties when I have to.

Have you ever wanted to tell some one what you really thought of them but couldn't?

[osuche]

Yes. ANd I've also tried to find a polite (or at least private) way of doing so.

Ever been more sensitive to someone else's feelings than your own?

[skipthisone]

Guilty, I am that way most of the time.

Ever just hated someone just because

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. Not sure I really hate anyone ... although a few gave me reason to consider it. :D

Ever turn your back on a friend?

[Sharni]

Yes...and for good reason

Ever wanted to smack someone upside the head...cause they are irritating shits?

[osuche]

Sharni, I'm so sorry! I have no idea what I did!!

Ever want to eat meat at every meal?

[dicksbro]

LOL ... been there. :D

Ever want to cry ... but couldn't?

[imaginewithme]

GUILTY Too many times.....ALOT OF THE STINKIN TIME!

You have had a massage more than once.

[musicman]

guilty

you?

[osuche]

Also guilty.

I prefer giving massages to receiving them

[imaginewithme]

NOT GUILTY! I HATE IT

I would love a sexy oily massage tho.

[osuche]

Guilty

Have you ever tripped over your own two feet?

[skipthisone]

Guilty

Have you ever just wanted to be bad?

[dicksbro]

Is that like being bad is really good; or being good is really bad; or ... you know ... whatever?

Okay ... probably guilty. :D

Have you ever hurried so you could eat the last piece of candy?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Probably as a child, yes.

Do the smallest things excite you?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty unless they tickle. :)

Do you put your right sock on before your left?

[skipthisone]

I am a left 1st...I think.

Do you have a very set way of doing things in the morning?

[osuche]

Yes and no. I do all the typical stuff -- pee, brush teeth, shower, get dressed. Then it changes.

How much time do you need to get ready in the morning?

[skipthisone]

Guilty, I guess...15 minutes... (you need to stay on topic of the thread like I always do ;) )

You have had sexual relations in the last 24 hours

[osuche]

Ahhhh...tryng to decipher the riddle... :D

If you mean my vagina being penetrated, Not Guilty.

The person below me is puzzled

[skipthisone]

Guilty, but can be put back together easily

The person below me is smiling

[osuche]

VERY guilty

Ever told someone something you knew would excite them?

[musicman]

guilty

you?

[osuche]

No :p

Ever lied in Smut games?

[dicksbro]

I joke a lot ... but lie ... not guilty.

Ever try to comfort a crying child that wasn't yours?

[musicman]

guilty

ever wish someone else's well behaved child was yours?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. With seven already ... you've got to be kidding. :D :D

Ever wish your kids were living up to the potential you believe they have?

[osuche]

I don't have kids, so I can't say for sure...but I think I would wish that. Guilty

Never know, though...*my* mom wishes I'd stop and smell the roses more often!

Ever wish you could re-do the last six months of your life?

[curvyredhead]

Not guilty, I'm pretty darned happy with the last 6 months!

Ever wish someone elses kids were as well behaved as yours?

[SuzyQ]

guilty...I hate kids who are not well behaved...

Ever wish you didn't have kids?

[curvyredhead]

Not once in 13 years!!! (could have done without being pregnant though!)

Ever wish you could climb inside someone else's head?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty ..all the time...

Do you hate it when some one gets inside your head?

[musicman]

guilty

do you wonder some days why you even bothered to get up?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Are there days you dont wanna go to sleep?

[imaginewithme]

Guilty...especially since Pixies came into my life.

Are there days when you can't get enough of a friend?

[musicman]

guilty

are there times when you wish you could just hole yourself up with an old lover?

[osuche]

Yep. And I wouldn't have to drive very far to do it.

Ever wish you could just hole yourself up with a *new* lover?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..get tempeted all the time...

Do you ever think of someone else when you are making love with your s/o?

[imaginewithme]

oh gosh......

Do you ever think of the opposite sex during sex wiht your s/o?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Ever sat all day in front of your puter?

[thereIam]

Guilty

Ever wish you could run away?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you actually ever run away?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent money you shouldn't have?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you met anyone famous?

[thereIam]

Not guilty.

Would you want to?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Do you own a collection of some sort?

[thereIam]

Guilty- Need a new house just for books, guns and music.

Do you remember the days before eletronic devices took over the world?

[musicman]

yep

ever wonder how we got along without them?

[osuche]

Not guilty

Ever camped out in the wilderness for a week and enjoyed it?

[WildIrish]

Yes. I love being outdoors. It's too rough to do it with kids though. And if the river ran a little warmer then the bathing would've been a little more comfortable!


Have you ever climbed a mountain?

[imaginewithme]

Guilty...unfortunately...I am surprised I am still alive to tell about it....

Have you ever gotten "dirty" in a public jacuzzi

[osuche]

Not Guilty. Have one at home to do that in

Ever smutted during a conference call?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty.

YOU?

[osuche]

Yep :D

Ever had sex at the office?

[imaginewithme]

Not my current office, but yes, my old job I did----UNLESS you're asking about by myself...hehehe

Ever had phone sex while at the office?

[osuche]

Nope. Although I have talked to someone on the phone while having sex.

Ever christened your boss' desk?

[imaginewithme]

Nope, couldn't get on it if I tried.

You?

[osuche]

:D

I plead the 5th

Ever had a fantasy about your boss?

[imaginewithme]

pant...pant...wow!!!!!
NO NOT MY BOSS --uugggg yuck...no thanks...yikes!

Ever wonder if someone at work "wants you"?

[osuche]

Yep. He's cute and has a French accent...and I want his bod. :D

Ever undressed someone with your eyes?

[imaginewithme]

Just about every day...hehe

Ever watched yourself undress slowly in front of a mirror?

[WildIrish]

Nope...they've always made it perfectly clear.

Actually, once I boinked my boss though. It was so good I married her.


Oops...too slow. Um, NO! I'm not sexy enough to watch undressing!


Have you ever gone through the garbage looking for something you threw out?

[osuche]

Yes.

You? and what was it?

[imaginewithme]

Yes and it was a receipt to return something.

Have you ever hated the taste of the food you ordered and complained?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty, but when I worked in a restaraunt I expected customers to do the same... why pay for a meal that you hate!

Ever complained to management about service that you received somewhere?

[osuche]

Yes. Absolutely ~ and I expect them to fix it if I am a good customer

Ever wanted to run/manage a service business (restaurant, coffee shop, etc)?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty. That would be why my major is Business management! LOL

Have you ever wanted to start you own business?

[Sharni]

Guilty (and did *L*)

Have you ever been to Egypt?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty, but I'd love to go someday. Especially love studying ancient Egypt.

Do you make your own business cards on your computer?

[Sharni]

I did yep...but dont have the business anymore

Do you love someone secretly?

[dicksbro]

No, I don't think so. Romantically, I love my wife. Always have. Love a lot of other people ... kids, family and friends ... but not romantically. Of course there are always those fantasy feelings of excitement ... :D :D

Do you?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty...Bilbo has my heart

I love summer...winter sux

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... more so as I get older. :)

I love the spring.

[Sharni]

Guilty

I have an addiction

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... Pixies

I have a need for an oil change (in my car :))

[osuche]

Guilty, but I have one scheduled for Thursday

I have a crush

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... have had for 43 years now. :)

I love joking around.

[curvyredhead]

Guilty!!!

I love watching movies with my kids!

[dicksbro]

Used to be guilty ... now that they've gotten older ... less guilty. :)

I love seeing my kids happy.

[Sharni]

Guilty

I would love to be able to meet all Pixies ppl

[musicman]

guilty

anyone else feel that way?

[dicksbro]

Guilty

I'd love to be rich enough to bring us all together for a real celebration.

[musicman]

guilty

I'd love to be comfortable in my lifetime

[curvyredhead]

Guilty! Financial comfort is one of the things that drove me back to college.

I agree that getting us all together would be great!

Have you ever wanted something so bad you could just taste it?

[Sharni]

Guilty

Have you ever stolen anything?

[imaginewithme]

No.

Have you?

[osuche]

No.


Have you ever dreamt of moving to a deserted island to get away from life?

[imaginewithme]

GUILTY ---- too often too.

You have recently watched porn.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty

You recently did something for a friend

[osuche]

True

You recently had a long conversation with a friend

[dicksbro]

Guilty

You've recently emailed a friend

[Sharni]

Guilty

You have a day to yourself

[dicksbro]

Pretty much guilty since breakfast

You're getting about due for something to eat.

[Sharni]

True

I 'didnt want to get outta bed this morning

[osuche]

True


The phone woke me up

[Sharni]

False

I had Coco Pops for brekki

[osuche]

False, Had oatmeal.


I am having catfish for lunch

[Sharni]

False

I'm going to watch Nemo today

[osuche]

False. Been there, done that

I'm going to watch Copenhagen tonight

[curvyredhead]

Not guilty (let me know how it is... if it's good I'll add it to my Netflix list).

I'm going to take a long bubble bath tonight.

[smithy020]

not guilty.


the water heater in my house is broken, oh wot i would give for a bath thou!

have u ever sat thru a film at the cinema and wished u had never wasted ur money on it

[curvyredhead]

Guilty... Several but Terminator 2 is the only movie I've ever got up and walked out of!

(smithy~ I'd die if my hot water heater broke!)

Ever made up an excuse to see a girl/guy?

[smithy020]

guilty. Repeatedly...... my mum always wants to know wot i'm upto


ever lied to a person that ur seeing someone when u havent been

[dicksbro]

Not guilty

Ever order something off a menu without knowing what it was?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty. I'm just too adventurous for my own good sometimes!

Ever not ordered something cause your on a diet?

[dicksbro]

Guilty. And regretted it. Sniff. :(

Ever get mad at an actor in a movie ... even when you know they're just playing a part?

[nikanik]

Guilty



ever hate someone for no apparent reason other than they make your ass itch

[osuche]

Ass itch? No. Other things, yes. Guilty

Ever been accused of having "fuck me" eyes?

[musicman]

guilty

you?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty, although I have had people talk about my blue eyes ... just not using those words :(.

Ever have a broken bone?

[thedog]

Had several in my life.

Have you ever had sex on an airplane? On the ground - in the air - doesn't matter

[osuche]

Yes.

Ever broken/sprained/injured something during sex?

[dicksbro]

Not that I remember, although a couple of times "prior injuries" made changing positions a bit uncomfortable. :(

Ever try to show off bodily parts from your car when trucks passed?

[osuche]

Not really.

Ever been honked at by a trucker? :p

[imaginewithme]

YES AND I LOVE ITTTTTT

Have you ever wanted to see musicman give those "fuck me eyes"?

[musicman]

nope - i don't find myself all that interesting :D

have you ever done something for someone (non sexual) that totally shocked them

[imaginewithme]

Guilty.

Have you masterbated while driving?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty, but only at low speeds...

Have you ever wanted to walk up and tell a stranger that you wanted to have sex with them?

[dicksbro]

Nope.

Would you?

[imaginewithme]

NEVER! NOT GUILTY!

Have you ever had phone sex?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty, but wouldn't again...Phone numbers are recorded..and just about got in trouble.

Have you ever lusted after someone you are related to?

[Booger]

Guilty


have you ever met anyone from the internet

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty---but going to in April!

Do you think that buying someone a gift card is cheesy?

[musicman]

nope

do you think it's possible to want to fuck someone you've never met?

[imaginewithme]

Guilty.

Have you ever been caught while being exposed?

[musicman]

not guilty though almost guilty

you?

[dicksbro]

Guilty, but just by my wife. :)

Have you ever dressed to be revealing in public?

[WildIrish]

Guilty...that top button isn't there to use, you know! ha ha

Have you ever shocked yourself while changing a lightbulb?

[musketeer]

Guilty.

Ever seen something at work that you know you should do but left it for someone else?

[dicksbro]

I probably have, but can't remember a time when I did that intentionally. I have sometimes when I was already busy on something else ... and sometimes when it was so close to "going home time" that I wouldn't have had time to get done ... but don't remember doing it when I had no good excuse.

Have you ever felt like you were at risk of going to sleep while driving, but pushed on because you were so close to your destination?

[WildIrish]

Guilty - I've driven "by braille" a few times.

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

[musketeer]

Gulity

Have you ever spalshed someone by driving through a puddle when its been raining?

[SuzyQ]

Yes but not intentionally....and been splashed too...

Have you ever made love in a movie theater?

[musicman]

not guilty

have you ever regretted a chance for sex you passed up?

[SuzyQ]

OOOOOOH YES. lot of times..guilty...

Have you ever wished you could live in an open relationship?

[musicman]

guilty

have you ever wished your SO was more sexually adventurous?

[imaginewithme]

GGGGGGUUUUIIIILLLLLLTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY--lock me up!

Have you ever wished your s/o was NOT so sexually adventorous?

[musicman]

not guilty

have you ever watched your friends do something sexual you were not involved in?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty.

Have you ever wanted to steal someone away for hours at a time?

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Have you ever been on a weekend for the purpose of having a lot of time for sex?

[musicman]

guilty

did that weekend work out for you the way you hoped?

[musketeer]

Defenatly Guilty

did the weekend ever go wrong

[dicksbro]

Once it did. Things just didn't happen like we'd hoped. Oh well, other times did work. :)

Do you hope for another one some day?

[curvyredhead]

I sure do... May's getting closer... *wicked grin*

Have you ever given up on something?

[musicman]

guilty

have you ever given something to someone you wish you'd kept for yourself?

[SuzyQ]

Gulity I always buy something I would like for myself...

Have you ever had sex in the back seat of a car when there was the possiblilty of someone seeing?

[imaginewithme]

Guilty...well was always afraid to get caught.

Have you ever wish you could take something back?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..and mostly words...

Was it exciting knowing you might get caught having sex in a semi-private place..or would it be for you?

[imaginewithme]

GUILTY---sneakiness is a turn on to me.

Was it exciting for you to imagine me having sneaky sex in the back seat of a car?

[SuzyQ]

OOOOOOOH YES guilty..would love to have been in the front seat...

Have you ever had sex in a bedroom or hotel roomwhere you knew the people next door could hear? And you didn't slack off in the noise department?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty! oh so guilty... (fortunately I knew that there were no kids in the next room!)

Have you ever told someone something you thought you could never tell another soul?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, seems like quite a bit lately.

Have you ever not gone to class because you didn't have your homework done?

[curvyredhead]

Not guilty... just to honest I guess...

Have you ever wanted to tell your professor that they sucked?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. I had one I felt that way about, but guess I never used those words.

Have you ever sued anyone?

[musicman]

not guilty

have you ever been sued?

[SuzyQ]

Not guilty thank God

Have you ever been a witness in court?

[musicman]

not guilty

have you ever been called for jury duty?

[SuzyQ]

guilty, but never served...

Have you ever had a speeding ticket...?

[musicman]

guilty.................................................several times

you?

[dicksbro]

One time and it was just a warning ticket.

Have you ever had a member of your family arrested?

[smithy020]

not guilty.

well not that i know.

ever offered a police officer a bribe to get off with something?

[curvyredhead]

guilty ... but only in Mexico where it is expected.

Has an officer ever let you off on something?

[dicksbro]

Guilty if a warning ticket for speeding is being "let off."

Have you ever witnessed and reported an accident?

[osuche]

Yes.

Have you ever caused an accident and driven away?

[WildIrish]

Not guilty...my ass isn't that cute. lmao

Have you ever ignored a ticket?