05-01-2002, 09:05 AM
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You know what sucks?
You know what sucks? When your girl's riding you hard, really fast up and down, and she goes up, and #BAMN# your cock doesn't go in completely straight and BENDS! That hurts sooooo bad...Sorry, just had to vent... :gld:
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05-01-2002, 09:10 AM
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Duck,
Make the pain your friend.
Learn not to put Willie where he can be bent, folded, spindled
or otherwise ouched.
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05-01-2002, 09:27 AM
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Well, just thought I would add that it isn't exactly pleasant to the woman either.
Of- I had no idea that yours was named willie!! he he!
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05-01-2002, 10:14 AM
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05-01-2002, 11:00 AM
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dragon mane
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diva beat me to that joke
falling off sucks too not just your
ego that gets brused
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05-01-2002, 12:41 PM
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Hey its just one of the chances we have to take, Lets be careful out there people!
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05-01-2002, 01:34 PM
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I've been guilty of getting excited and letting willie escape the barn in a painful way, too! It's never stopped the action for too long, though, thankfully!
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05-01-2002, 01:37 PM
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Ahhh its just another excuse to kiss him and make him all better 
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05-01-2002, 02:32 PM
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AaWWww Vamp you always thinking about making people better your soo sweet 
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05-01-2002, 03:14 PM
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05-01-2002, 04:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Do you think they make slings for sprained cocks?
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Noo...but my X was an RN (REAL Nurse she called it...to give you anidea where SHE was coming from...but I degress)...and once Practiced on me....used a finger cott (tubular splint) and gause...felt wierd....
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05-02-2002, 05:00 AM
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Murphy
Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only
appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.
OF
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05-02-2002, 07:55 AM
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This has happened to me too. I just give my partner a quick kiss, say "sorry" and pop it back. Don't want to waste the moment. Once it popped out just as I was about to orgasm which was a pity, and once when he was about to cum and he shot everywhere!
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05-02-2002, 08:39 AM
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I always found that it causes sucking but what do I know
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05-02-2002, 09:22 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.
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Ummmm...I have a mouth....anyone need medical treatment????
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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