Does anyone here check their daily horoscope online? I looked at a few sites but they were sort of blah. Please post a link if you have a page you like.

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Nah, it spoils the surprise.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

We Aquarians don't believe in that astrology stuff.

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

As per the LATimes

Horoscope: June 5
June 5, 2008



Aries (March 21-April 19): A boring job is an invitation to explore your imagination. This afternoon you can ask for money, and get it.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your backup plan is just as good as the original plan. Come up with plan C, D and E. In time, you'll be able to explore each with some success.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): At the crossroads, part of you wishes that someone would decide for you. However, you would not be happy with that outcome for very long.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): What if you viewed every piece of work you completed as the most beautiful you ever accomplished? Try it as an exercise.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You have an opportunity to trade your talents for cash. But first you must figure out how you fit into an equation. Get a second and third opinion.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have been seduced by what you want. The stage is set to finish the cycle, perhaps with a barter, sale or negotiation.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Be proud of the effect you have on others' social lives. You introduce friends to one another, and they start a relationship.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You're making a special effort because you love someone. Give your action a lot of forethought because you'll be setting a precedent.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The social politics of work and play will disappear as soon as you ignore them. You may pull off a miracle, like being the one who makes everybody just get along.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Expressing yourself is tricky. If you focus on how you're being received, it interferes with your execution. Despite the challenge, you excel.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You're not as likely to accumulate things as other signs. Still, you pick up a treasure here and there. Today's find is stellar.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Relationships take center stage. You'll learn who is helping whom do what, which inspires you to cast someone in an important role in your life.

Today's birthday (June 5): You have a new definition of excellence, and you work hard to embody it. But the laziest days in June are the luckiest for your personal life. Coincidental connections in July signal that you're in the perfect place to grow your dream. Travel figures into October. Leo and Libra adore you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 2, 43, 11 and 20.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/jun-03-2008

Your Horoscope
June 3, 2008 | Issue 44•23

Your Birthday Today
Like a fine wine, you get better with age. Also like wine, you tend to get abused by raging alcoholics.

Aries March 21 - April 19
A magical night beneath the stars awaits you this Thursday. Unfortunately for you, they're John Goodman, French Stewart and Artie Lang.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
All of your money problems will disappear this week when a large safe falls out of a nearby window, crushing your creditors at once.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
They may make your heart race and your knees tremble, but remember: Women are just as scared of you as you are of them.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
The streets will run red with the blood of the innocent and the pure this week—so relax, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Leo July 23 - August 22
The moon in your sign indicates financial success in the coming days. The moon in your rear-view mirror, however, indicates those damn teens are at it again.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Luck will be yours this week when a rapidly overflowing toilet nets you over 20 million dollars in black market heroin.

Libra September 23 - October 23
Never in a million years did you think you'd end up as a successful trial lawyer, but it's still a bit of a surprise when you don't.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Despite frantic efforts to retrieve it, your antipsychotic medication will be swept away by a shrieking river of lava once again this week.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Your mother always said she wasn't made of money, but you and your local blood donor clinic are going to prove her wrong.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Look to the Bible for the answer to your problems this week, or any other heavy book you can use to kill spiders.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You claim to be more of a lover than a fighter, which is strange, considering the last 15 years of your marriage.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
It's difficult to know who to trust in life. Then again, the guy with the horns and the hooves should have been a no-brainer.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I prefer gekkogecko's to Lil's, myself... (I'm a Taurus.)

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

My overflowing basement & attic begs to differ.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

http://www.astrology.com/ is pretty thorough and there's a lot of sections to check out whether you're looking for a compatibility chart, good travel buddy, good friend, etc.

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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ~Roger Miller

I have the Chinese Astrology application on my Facebook, but I usually don't read it since it's so negative!!! It's always saying things like health troubles and the such... Sometimes I read it at night, for a laugh! Today's isn't too bad at all though...


I want to live a charming love adventure!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Saw this -->http://avalon.albuquerque.nm.us/zodiac/

Click on the signs on the wheel

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

One of life's great mysteries for me is how on earth can anyone be SO good at art? Fantastic pics, they really are Thanks for the link

I would like to help hold that jug as it pours

Two things in the text jumped out at me:

"You have more in common with the water signs such as Scorpio and Cancer at the risk of serious tensions especially with Cancer.

You may have some intense relationships with Gemini but these will prove
very difficult to maintain on a lasting basis." (italics mine)

Well over 33 yrs of high-tension marriage to a Cancer...& my other most intense relationship was with a Gemini...spooky, huh...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.