what hates you?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Not tequila, that's for sure!!! MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Tomato......... in any form....... need the Rolaids fast!!!!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Anchovies!

Mushrooms.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I suppose I could try to come up with the list of women who hate me but it would be much faster to say peach schnapps.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

overindulgence

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Well looking at my hips, I would have to say that sugar hates me. Life is so unfair!

Oh and after that one night many years ago, I have to agree that tequila hates me too.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I lurv red wine but it doesn't take much for me to get really tipsy & wake up with a hangover.



Let's all take a moment to look at TT's hips.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Most sweet white wines and sweet alcohols hate me - they make me sick and drunk quickly!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am so glad that tequila doesn't hate me... I certainly don't hate it!

Fresh corn on the cob truly hates me....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Chey............... but......... oh.................... I just don't know what to say dear. I mean, how in the world do you avoid that living back here?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Easy IowaMan, she don't pick none.



Cucumbers.............but I'll still eat them.

LOL @ soda.... we just picked enough to freeze 40 quarts! IowaMan - I don't avoid it, I just know that suffering is around the corner...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Hmmmm ... it's like a tune you can't get out of your mind. This is going to be a fun morning.

Pink sambuca. I feel ill just thinking about it! x

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