07-06-2004, 05:50 AM
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Scottish Angel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
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Letter from a menopausal lady
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. Now that I am older and going thru the menopause, I find it even
better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about
how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the rear. One
thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white
blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent, but
it just would not come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out. In fact, the stains came out so well that
the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
negative and my
Attorney said that I would no longer be a suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Signed,
A Menopausal Woman
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07-06-2004, 05:54 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: dark side of the moon
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Sheesh. Remind me not to leave any sharp objects near you.
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07-06-2004, 05:54 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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*LOL*
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07-06-2004, 04:21 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
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Thanks for the info, may need it soon lmao
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07-06-2004, 04:44 PM
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It wasn't me!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Yorkshire UK
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LOL nice one.
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If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?
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07-07-2004, 08:43 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
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LOL I know what product I'm buying next time I need detergant!
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07-07-2004, 09:05 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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Good to know!
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07-07-2004, 10:27 AM
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Keeping warm
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 1,245
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Oh that was a good giggle. Is that some of the stuff i have to look forward to...problem is I'm allergic to tide. LOL
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