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Old 07-06-2004, 05:50 AM
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Wink Letter from a menopausal lady

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. Now that I am older and going thru the menopause, I find it even
better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about
how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the rear. One
thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white
blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent, but
it just would not come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out. In fact, the stains came out so well that
the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
negative and my
Attorney said that I would no longer be a suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Signed,

A Menopausal Woman
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Old 07-06-2004, 05:54 AM
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Sheesh. Remind me not to leave any sharp objects near you.
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Old 07-06-2004, 05:54 AM
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Old 07-06-2004, 04:21 PM
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Thanks for the info, may need it soon lmao
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Old 07-06-2004, 04:44 PM
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LOL nice one.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:43 AM
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LOL I know what product I'm buying next time I need detergant!
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:05 AM
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:27 AM
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Oh that was a good giggle. Is that some of the stuff i have to look forward to...problem is I'm allergic to tide. LOL
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