These are men's Rules for giving cunnulingus



1. If men are going to pleasure you, please don't give us directions. No one likes a supervisor.(i.e higher, lower, almost there)

2. Our favourite sports team lost, so I feel like shit too, so don't think its funny, because it's important to me, so no I don't feel like it either.

3. Men play video games to clear our minds, I mean, its a high pressure situation we have to get ready for!

I could try to make up a whole bunch of other rules. But to be honest I would be just making them up like the 3 up there. IF we do give cunnulingus, its just because we are drunk, we want a BJ in return, or we really do love you. Our love is not bound by rules.

SteinFibers.