
03-19-2003, 12:36 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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Great TV reception and a good remote control, sometimes I wish the programing was worthy of the technology. I can be paralyzed by the thought.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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03-19-2003, 05:39 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Coffee is my morning "get going" drink, too ... but when it comes to orgasmic, I tend to prefer sex. Coffee is so hot and burns the skin.
Okay, Lil, I'll start down to the dungeon. 
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03-19-2003, 06:21 AM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: West Virginia
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Strawberry shortcake does that for me.
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03-19-2003, 06:58 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Welcome Ulyses! Great choice! *coats herself in strawberries and whip cream* this do any thing for ya ?
dicksbro~ you know the #s for the keypad entry right? same as last time 
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03-19-2003, 07:00 AM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: West Virginia
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woo.....you will be the cake and I can lick the whipped cream off and suck on the strawberries?
Hell yes it does something for me.
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03-19-2003, 07:23 PM
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Jay's Babe
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: My house
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Hmm..no question,wakin up with dz 
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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE
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03-19-2003, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Florida
Posts: 605
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A "Good morning!" masturbation fest works wonders for me.
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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.
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03-20-2003, 12:42 AM
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Wanting More
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 2,019
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A sensual massage...
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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple
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03-20-2003, 06:31 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Quote:
Originally posted by fzzy
I swear sometimes a Q-tip in just the right spot in the ear (yes I know you're not supposed to do that) can be almost as good as sex! LOL!!
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I know the feeling fzzy! Sometimes it feels like my brain has an itch.....and hubby once told me to stop with the ®Q-Tip and think of sandpaper! LMAO!
A guy once told me that a sneeze is wonderful too. I absolutely hate sneezing.....but to each his own I guess!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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03-20-2003, 05:51 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Live Free or Die
Posts: 336
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Power tools...great big powerful manly sexy cast-iron power tools
God...the thought of it is getting me hard as I type!!!
And it DOES NOT mean I'm trying to make up for the size
of my penis, thankyouverymuch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-20-2003, 05:55 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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SOULMINER~ I got somethin needs fixin 
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03-20-2003, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Central Coast, California
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A shot of good Scotch.. Right when the warm rush hits in. Makes me feel completely refreshed.
Don't go thinking I'm an alcoholic, I only drink on rare rare occasions, well, since I moved out of the college dorm room. 
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