Great TV reception and a good remote control, sometimes I wish the programing was worthy of the technology. I can be paralyzed by the thought.

__________________
Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

Coffee is my morning "get going" drink, too ... but when it comes to orgasmic, I tend to prefer sex. Coffee is so hot and burns the skin.

Okay, Lil, I'll start down to the dungeon.

Strawberry shortcake does that for me.

Welcome Ulyses! Great choice! *coats herself in strawberries and whip cream* this do any thing for ya ?

dicksbro~ you know the #s for the keypad entry right? same as last time

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

woo.....you will be the cake and I can lick the whipped cream off and suck on the strawberries?


Hell yes it does something for me.

Hmm..no question,wakin up with dz

__________________
CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

A "Good morning!" masturbation fest works wonders for me.

__________________
I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

A sensual massage...

__________________
Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I know the feeling fzzy! Sometimes it feels like my brain has an itch.....and hubby once told me to stop with the ®Q-Tip and think of sandpaper! LMAO!

A guy once told me that a sneeze is wonderful too. I absolutely hate sneezing.....but to each his own I guess!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Power tools...great big powerful manly sexy cast-iron power tools
God...the thought of it is getting me hard as I type!!!


And it DOES NOT mean I'm trying to make up for the size
of my penis, thankyouverymuch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOULMINER~ I got somethin needs fixin

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

A shot of good Scotch.. Right when the warm rush hits in. Makes me feel completely refreshed.

Don't go thinking I'm an alcoholic, I only drink on rare rare occasions, well, since I moved out of the college dorm room.

__________________
-Deno