These are banned in Florida ... the sunshine state????

Not in Lil's car.

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nope. They castrated education instead

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Did his "other half" come anyway?

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

i would have picked five.

i hate that middle finger hand shake thing

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Find a manly-woman to grab the dude by the nuts and say, "You're on soldier" the next time he makes an inappropriate comment or rubs the middle finger on the palm (so 1983).

hehe...truck nutz.

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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ~Roger Miller

No she did not come either. I am manly enough to put him in his place. I just didn't want to hurt/embarrass someone I work with.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

manly? you are WOMAN

ROAR.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'm a girly-girl baby!

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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ~Roger Miller

...*thanks god she's from somewhere where truck nutz are unheard of*...

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

OF's thinking is spot on. However any gay guy can be quite the linguist and can make him feel uncomfortable with some well placed words. The other secret weapon is an angry lesbian......they will smack him upside the head in 2 seconds flat!!!!

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

It doesn't have to be a gay guy. Could just be a guy that happens to be good at playing to the role. I know several that fit that description. Me personally, I would've pulled him off the side and spoken to him quietly, if he didn't get the hint.....pulled out a rolled up newspaper and hit across the nose like a puppy that did something wrong. There's a point where rude, crude, and socially unacceptable becomes more than raunchy jokes and it sounds like he crosses it frequently.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Problem: He can't, doesn't or won't recognize the line that he's crossing. If he can't recognize it, he needs be shown the line. If he won't recognize the line, castigation might in one instance be helpful to prevent future missteps. If he doesn't recognize the moment is inappropriate in the future, it would then be appropriate to ostracize that person for a specific period of time and tell him what happened, why, and how long the penalty will continue.
Finally, again, if he won't recognize the line "not to cross" he needs be permanently excluded from social gatherings where those whom would be offended by his presence will be in attendance. He could attend other social events where the people that would be offended will not be in attendance. If he's a gate crasher, Then the security of invitees is paramount and he should be ejected immediately.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."