hehe, yep, I'm guilty too! LMAO.... and in the back of the schoolbus going to Vo-Tech, and many times crusin down the turnpike. Gotta love those pocket vibes!!!!!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

at work in my office door open!! driving back from vegas, driving a u-haul!!!

I brought myself off in a church during a wedding with the help of one of the bridemaids, wierdest feeling..........not really into strange places...

At school...in class and in the restroom, on the beach, on the pier at night, in the car line waiting to pick up my kids. Recently, while retiling several rooms in my house, I was just intensely horny and it was driving me nuts that there were people around. Those people finally left so I sat on the floor and gave myself a great orgasm...I felt much better afterwards. LOL

At my desk at work being watched on a webcam. My cubicle faces out toward the main area of the floor. Would be terribly easy to get caught if anyone walked by or got up from their desk.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

In the backseat of my girlfriends mothers car. My GF and I both got off with her mother driving. Such a turn on, we did it 3 more times before we broke up.

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So many women, so little time...

I'm 55% Pure

At school....at work...in the car whilest driving (don't try this in rush hour ).....in the car in the parking lot at work...

had phone sex while driving.....sorta like masturbation, was on my cell phone, she turned me on what can I say?

Outside hiking...I hike a lot by myself...find a quiet little place....

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"Yes I did go to him,
but completely against my will,
and yes he did things to me,
things of which I dream of still,"

-Cowboy Junkies "Black-eyed Man"

Sister's bedroom, while she slept on the bottom bunk.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

I've jerked off on the highway, while driving a tractor too. Best place was in a hospital bed while i shared the room with 3 others. Knew I was all better then.

the craziest time huh. well when i was younger, i went shopping for pants with my mom. i don't know, maybe it was the perfume in the department store, for i didn't see anyone that hot, but i just had the biggest hardon and it wouldnt' go away. you know how it is guys, those days when it just wants to stand at attention. anyways as i said, i was younger and being my mom, she insisted she see's what the pants look like on me.

well with my hardon, it kept pushing my crotch sticking up and she was wondering if it was the material, the cut of the pants, started coming up with the weirdest reasons. i still had many a pair to try on so i went into the dressing room and started to furiously masturbate. eventually came, and put on new pants. she was kinda mad wondering why it took me so long, and i came up with some excuse like oh i was trying out different shirts and stuff.

anyways, it wasn't till i left that day did i realize... hmm. don't they sometimes video tape dressing rooms to prevent theft? if so theres a lil me out there somewhere whackin off so i woudln't be embaressed in front of my mom.

Skinny dipping in Dale Hollow Lake.

Working late at night in my office, ya know what better way to pass the time waiting until morning.

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I just want to make you feel good !

Truthfully.. on the schoolbus coming back from a feildtrip when I was in highschool.. I just got so spontaniosly horny.. I had the seat to myself, and I was wearing a skirt that day.. so I just put my backpack on my lap, and had myself a lil fun I don't think anyone even noticed.

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just remember love possesses nothing
nor would it ever be possessed
love is love sufficient unto love
and you can figure out the rest
--Jason Mraz