Craziest place you've masturbated
 

What's the craziest place you've masterbated? Mine was in the back of the class my freshman year in science. For some reason i had just gotton really horney. It was one of those desks that is just a chair with a peice of wood attached to the front to write on, so i draped my jacket over the desk and got it on. :) hope to hear from more people, expecially the ladies.

I'm boring - I've only masturbated at home.

friends moms room.
seriously was awesome.

Reading room in my college library. Pretending to nap on a lounge-chair in the corner (it being a favorite napping space generally). No, I wasn't the only one in the room, and no I don't think anyone noticed.

Long story short: On my way back to college after visiting my girlfriend, 3 hour drive, trying to make a 9:30 class, driving through the Adirondacks, no radio, kind of bored, decided to whack it, did, enjoyed it immensely, VERY relaxed, turned up the heat , proceeded to fall asleep at the wheel, hit a guardrail, totalled my car, missed my class! HAHAHA. When my wife and I are telling our most embarassing stories to friends, this one ranks near the top.

Remember kids - don't jerk and drive!

Driving down a winding backroad at night...I never even slowed down... sometimes you just have to do it then and there.

Next to my mom in her bed while she slept...

In the parking lot of a closed Office Max:o

this might be seen as awful....but me and my cousin slept out in the church.......yep yep.....right in the sunday school room.....hehehe......couldnt help it.....both got all hot and horny

On a busy California free way during "rush" hour.

I've waked it many times in the car... just hopeing someone would see me :)

Laying beside my lover at night...hoping he would awaken.


Not all that crazy, but I have a long fuse...which doesn't lend itself to public places.

Around 15 years ago, I was a pharmacy technician. The owner/pharmacist would often go home at closing time, leaving me to run the day-end reports and lock up. I was really horny one evening and masturbated in the back room of the pharmacy. I know that doesn't sound like such a fascinating place to masturbate, but when I was done, I noticed a video camera pointing in my direction. I was very scared for the next few days, not knowing if he regularly reviewed the video tape or not. I never heard anything about it and I never did it again, either.

In the bathroom of a warehouse...got all hot and bothered after checking out some porno magazines in said bathroom.