Today I went shopping and in my basket I put a new wooden hairbrush
I can always use a new hairbrush.
But truth be told, I really bought the hairbrush for him to spank me with.
Today I went shopping and put in my basket some condoms, and told the clerk they were for my husband and me, but the really I am going to make love with a total stranger.
Today I went to the store and bought some K-Y Gel. I told the clerk it was to help lubricate the plastic door on a doll house, but it was really for lubricating a butt plug.
Today I went to the store and bought some glow-in-the-dark underwear. I told the clerk it was for Halloween, but the truth was, she didn't want the light on and I wanted to see better.
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