Lets see, this is an advice thread....

My penis has been dry for months....i havnt masturbated in longer than that....

How do I fix this??

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

start off slowly...I'd hate you to sprain something


I suggest Women's Pics might be a place to start.

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I have decided that i should give someone what i have in storage before I am to blow it all over the shower wall.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

<waving hands wildly>

Here! Here! Here!!

<---------- Volunteering myself for the ultimate human experience!

hellllooooooooo

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~Tainted Love~

Come closer Skippy .... let me give that big ol' bald head a rub .... for luck that is .... so you can find someone to give the other head a bit more than a rub!!!!

MMMMMMM Sounds like a FFM 3some, or a 4 some, or or a 5some is in order. :bsex:

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

try some lotion, for sensitive skin of course. and the faster you rub it in the more likely you'll be to eliminate your other, more dire problem. you may want to consider removing your stuff from storage solo-like first. otherwise you're risking chaffed skin for all of, oh, five seconds of fun. besides, i'm sure you can get some more stuff for storage in no time, so, go on, treat your shower wall to sticky skip-spray.

Holy crow... can you imagine the creampie skip is gonna leave behind?

*tries to get image of a loose firehose on full power out of his head*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I hadn't even considered that!

Now I can't get the image outta my head! Maybe if I try gouging my eyes out with at spoon?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'd like to see that in pics. Wouldn't you wyndhy?????

(hint hint)

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

CGT, I would! You're always on top of things aren't ya? Good thinking, WOMAN.

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~Tainted Love~

oh yes, please!

nudge nudge, wink wink, know what i mean?

so, STO, how's it going now???

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~Tainted Love~

We want the money shot documented!!!