ha ha - Perhaps both!

But the good news is that my neighbors are very forgetful.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The bad news is that the cops aren't forgetful.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The good news is they maybe haven't been called.

The bad news that they might want to join in.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The good news is they could keep the undesirables away.

The bad news is that we may all end up handcuffed.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The good news is ... that could be fun. You know what they say about, " ... sticks and stones may break my bones, but cuffs and chains excite me."

Bad news is that while cuffed the sticks and stones are more dangerous.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Good news is that some of us like living dangerously.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Bad news would be if they hit some especially important targets

Good news is I've waited long for those hits and it feels like home to me.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Bad news is it's getting late and I haven't figured a new, good ... well ... bad news.

Good news is that there is no bad news.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

the Bad news is that I have a sore throat

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-Oz

The good news is, is that your throat won't be sore forever, and tomorrow is Friday, YIPEE!!!!

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.