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Old 05-30-2003, 03:43 AM
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A lesson in marine biology

*A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates;
* but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
* So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.

You wonder why the ocean is so salty.... Don't swallow the water!!!

**turns green thinking about the amount of saltwater she's swallowed over the years **
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Old 05-30-2003, 05:17 AM
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LMAO Sharni.

Wait, what am I laughing at? I've swallowed some saltwater too.



(at least now I know where the term "whale of a good time" came from)
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:11 AM
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So I am not fat just possibly awaiting to give birth to a whale?
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:14 AM
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:19 AM
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Sharni

Are you sure you're not talking about a sperm whale?
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Old 05-30-2003, 09:18 AM
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Man oh man, I'd like to meet the poor schmuck who had to measure those gallons!
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And here . . . for your viewing pleasure . . .

Someone sent me this pic today with Sharni's comments . . .
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Old 06-22-2003, 10:04 PM
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Hanging out, soaking up the sun :)



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Old 06-22-2003, 10:50 PM
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LMAO ~ Sharni & Steph....

Take a look at the guy standing beside the penis..... wonder what he is thinking???
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ROFL at you all!

Man oh man, I'd like to meet the poor schmuck who had to measure those gallons!

This whole thing is a funny thought, but I'd like to talk with that fellow myself. 400 gallons would be over 7 standard 55 gallon drums.[*]<--- (insert *eek smilie*) That seems a bit much of just sperm for even a Blue Whale. What size are the testicles for this mammal suppose to be?
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Old 06-23-2003, 11:16 AM
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AND HOW LARGE ARE WHALE TESTICLES?

Here is the answer to your question PF... couldn't resist.



For example, very little is known about the societies of dolphins and whales, but a good deal is known of their anatomy, thanks to whaling. They all have enormous testicle, even allowing for their size. The testicles of a right whale weigh more than a ton and account for 2 percent of its body weight. :dizzy:

http://www.neoteny.org/a/testiclesize.html
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:04 PM
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Wouldn't want a whale to tea bag you, I'd imagine!!!
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Old 06-23-2003, 04:13 PM
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such disgusting things that fish do in the water

*Danger Do NOT Drink the Water*
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