01-24-2011, 03:31 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Oil change day for our Oldsmobile. Seems to happen about every three months.
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01-24-2011, 06:13 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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I have to put my craptacular car through MARTA and register it.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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01-24-2011, 01:07 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,160
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Why not save yoruself the trouble, and put it through the car crusher instead?
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01-24-2011, 05:47 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Because until further notice, I have no warm mode of transportation.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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01-26-2011, 04:54 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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01-26-2011, 05:46 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: okla.
Posts: 9,323
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The gas valve went out on our furnace and can't get one till tomorrow (on order) and it will be about 25 tonite
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01-26-2011, 07:46 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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I am practically speechless. Literally
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01-26-2011, 08:10 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
I am practically speechless. Literally
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Shhhh! Stop talking and go drink some tea.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-27-2011, 05:19 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Just as a precaution, Lilith, don't drink the yellow tea
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01-28-2011, 10:12 AM
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Causer of Unrest
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 4,005
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I. Don't. Wanna.
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01-28-2011, 10:18 AM
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Deranged Giants Fan
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: NJ on the Barnegat Bay
Posts: 513
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Don't Wanna What ?
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01-28-2011, 06:32 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 23,422
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I sure hope this new career plan of mine works out.
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01-28-2011, 07:23 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AZRedHot
I. Don't. Wanna.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You've been listening to the Alice's Restaurant Album again.
"I don't want a pickle . . . . ."
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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01-28-2011, 10:20 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: okla.
Posts: 9,323
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Conversation in my truck with grandkids 5yr old,8yr old, 10 yr,old
5yr - old papa i've got a splinter in my big toe
me- I'll have meme get it out when we get to the house
8&10 yr old- EEEEEWWWWW thats nasty
(while looking at 5yr old with big toe in her mouth)
5 yr old papa I got the splinter out I used my teeth!
me- shakes head!!
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01-29-2011, 12:19 AM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldfart
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You've been listening to the Alice's Restaurant Album again.
"I don't want a pickle . . . . ."
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"I just want to ride my motercyckle"
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