voyagerism

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Well it mostly made me blush.......hubby was following me in the mall.....he started making comments about how I was walking "shaking it"........he said he got excited!!!

WOOO WHOOO FOR ME!

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~Tainted Love~

Several years ago I had the pleasure of playing the bassoon for about 6 months with the community band. We recorded our Christmas concert and on the tape is a song with 6 flutes and one bassoon (me). I played the tape today and totally cracked up at how shitty I was on bassoon. I need to stick to flute...

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Catching a few minutes of Jerry Springer....

Where do they find those people???

Someone getting six inches

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

The girls.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I felt so cold after too!

I'm glad you got a chuggle or two about that.

That the Nestle people felt it necessary to mark the back of the package of bake-able chocolate chip cookie squares with the warning, "Cook dough thoroughly before consuming."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Listening to the words to "Baby It's Cold Outside" and then at the next store we went to he found Christmas nighty that says "Baby its cold outside" across the front and bought it for me.

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~Tainted Love~

my kid imitating my Yorkshire Terrier's method of scratching/cleaning his ass. The dog does the dragging his butt around on the rug thing, and my kid didn't quite understand what the dog was doing and just thought the dog was being funny. watching the two of them dragging their bums around the rug was HILARIOUS!!

A funny skit on the Drew Carey show.

Lizzardbits and her.... Silence is Golden... Duct tape is Silver!!!! PF's favorite color!!!

Also Lizz's child and Yorkie doing the carpet thing....omg...mental pic!!

ROFL ...I found that saying on a sticker today along with a few others, thte laffing out loud in the store. I thought that it make a good sig : )~~~~~<