Today, after a much thought and consternation, I decided to not do a damn thing. So I plopped my lazy backside into the chair at my computer desk, and started surfing. I made it a goal to see the entire internet by bedtime. A noble undertaking, to be sure. I soon found it an expedition fraught with danger. I also learned that the internet is damn big in its scope, so I may not have seen the whole thing. But I digress. I mostly found that the internet, is by and large, literally brimming with stupid shit! Now I know that there is plenty of good out there in cyber-land (Pixies being a shining example of all that is good, by the way), but I wanted to take a moment to showcase some of the ignorance that I encountered along my way.....