Disturbing Thoughts
 

Today, after a much thought and consternation, I decided to not do a damn thing. So I plopped my lazy backside into the chair at my computer desk, and started surfing. I made it a goal to see the entire internet by bedtime. A noble undertaking, to be sure. I soon found it an expedition fraught with danger. I also learned that the internet is damn big in its scope, so I may not have seen the whole thing. But I digress. I mostly found that the internet, is by and large, literally brimming with stupid shit! Now I know that there is plenty of good out there in cyber-land (Pixies being a shining example of all that is good, by the way), but I wanted to take a moment to showcase some of the ignorance that I encountered along my way.....

Skin care secret of the porn industry from EBay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...0&category=1469

Now, I could be wrong, but I'm thinking its a sponge wrapped in a wash cloth! But none the less, here's what they have to say about it....

"It turns out the Porn industry has taken a shine to my Amazing Cloth to eradicate body acne and embarrasing pimples in places where some people don't even have places." ~ Didn't you always wonder how Jenna Jameson kept her nether regions pimple free?!?

"next time you see an adult film star looking good ALL OVER, I want you to think,Thank you.Stan !!!" ~ Yep, that's what I'll be thinking all right!

"This is a dermalogical grade Micro Fiber Miracle Cloth that works like sandpaper on your face" ~ Is there a dermatologist in the house...I don't think sandpapering your face is a good idea...I want a second opinion!

"Billy Bass" listed for sale on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...0693609-7579864

Please note that not only were they sold out, but that people had rated its educational value at 2 out of 5 stars. 95 people actually thought this thing had at least some educational value!!!!!

darogle, are you my b/f in disguise? He had big plans to do housework today but I have a feeling he was on eBay, too! :D

Perhaps I am, Steph....perhaps I am....

And after thousands and thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery we could be just like these two idiots....

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Barbie.html

Now that I've got the ball rolling a bit...what are some of the more bizarre, stupid and funny sites you have stumbled across?

Ok, now granted I just didn't surf upon these next two sites. And forgive me for them being so technical. But since they are on the internet...here they are:

http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/stats/609/34.html

This basically says if you aren't married you can't have sex in Minnesota!


http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/stats/609/34.html

This is a law making adultery illegal in Minnesota.....but only if the woman is married! In other words, a married man can have sex with an unmarried woman and it's not adultery!

oops! posted the wrong link for the adultery law above...here ya go...

http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/stats/609/36.html

It's a good damn thing I don't live in Minnesota!!!!

That towel boy has lots of negative feedback:p

Many of you have seen this because well. hell, it's my fave place on the net......It's Peter Pan's home page http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

I remember seeing Peter Pan on that Canadian show!

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/CA_PixyTV.html

If you really want to see the "Best" the Net has to offer,
check this place out... http://www.zfilter.com/

Your IQ will skyrocket into the stratosphere after acumulating all this valuable knowledge. :)

BTW - I hope you haven´t missed seeing the Internet´s FIRST ever Page... http://members.ams.chello.nl/jvane/welcome.htm :p

Have fun

I've been trying to figure out what this mess is beside my chair, then i realized my brain had exploded lmao.

I will have to stop looking at threads like this

***Nods my head at everyone......... slowly backs out of the room***

I need more stupid peeps on the net. Anyone have any favorite crazies????