So we were sitting in a restaurant earlier giggling about the fact that we wanted a 'Spitroast'......and it got us thinking:

What perfectly innocent everyday words get you giggling like a school girl because of their other, more sinister implications?



For me, we were recently shopping and Fussy had to pay £20.69. He handed over a £20 note saying to the male shop assistant 'Here's your 20' and my mind just filled in the next sentence 'And here's your 69'. Fussy didn't actually say that to the guy and was totally oblivious to my thoughts but I had to bite my lip and look at the floor until we were safely out of the shop before collapsing in laughter!

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