Little Conor William attended a horse auction with
his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up
and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a
few minutes, Conor
William asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before
I buy."
Conor William, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think
the UPS guy wants
to buy Mom."

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