An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one
> Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He
> told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
> girlfriend.
>
> The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a
> $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't
> think you understand, I want something very special."
>
> At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
> and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at
> only $40,000," the jeweler said.
>
> The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
> with excitement.
>
> The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
>
> The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man
> stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is
> good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday
> to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
> afternoon," he said.
>
> Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
> "There's no money in that account."
>
> "I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend
> I had?"
>
> Don't mess with Old People.
>
>