08-19-2003, 04:05 PM
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The only difference between yo' mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
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08-19-2003, 04:06 PM
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Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
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08-19-2003, 04:32 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Yo' mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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08-25-2003, 10:40 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Yo mama's so ugly, she'd make money as a look-alike for George W. Bush
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-25-2003, 10:43 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Yo momma's so big, when we shout "kool-aid" she comes crashing through the wall.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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08-25-2003, 10:45 AM
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Yo mama is such a bad cook, WeightWatcher's wants to buy her recipes.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-25-2003, 12:01 PM
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Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately
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08-25-2003, 02:28 PM
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Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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08-27-2003, 10:35 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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08-27-2003, 12:40 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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08-27-2003, 01:00 PM
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Yo Mama is so slutty, she's a regular guest on Jerry Springer.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-27-2003, 01:03 PM
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Made in England
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Yo Mama is so stupid that she thinks a "vibrating egg" is one that is really about to hatch!
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08-27-2003, 01:07 PM
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Yo mama's so big that the egg would get crushed before use.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-27-2003, 01:11 PM
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Made in England
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Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks oral stimulation is a good conversation!
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08-27-2003, 01:12 PM
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Made in England
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Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Fellatio is an opera singer!
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