Yo' Mama
 

Yeah, yeah so I was bored...sue me!!... Add your own..


Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo' mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it!

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so gross you can use her underwear scrapings for chip dip!

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was leaving the circus, the elephant trainers shot her with a tranquilizer dart.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Can we ban Lovediva for that one? :D

Ewwwwwwwwwww!:hot: