10-25-2001, 07:43 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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How Many Calories Burned During Sex?!!!!
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal
* TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal
* PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal
* WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal
* POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal
* HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal
* POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-25-2001, 09:37 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fla
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That is classic Diva
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10-25-2001, 12:08 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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Loved it!
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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10-25-2001, 04:16 PM
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Just padding post count
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: between her legs
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Very informative. lol
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10-25-2001, 05:04 PM
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Registered User
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10-25-2001, 06:19 PM
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Vampyre/ Knight
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Darkness that encompasses the mind just before
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Would love to try some of these out wiht you Diva....... 
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10-25-2001, 06:33 PM
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Wildland Fire Fighter
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The Great SW
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Oh Diva YOU are a classic!!!!!
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Love Them Little Tits
Pixie's Wildland Fire Fighter
Find'em HOT and Leave'em WET!
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10-25-2001, 06:47 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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*LMAO*.....sooooo funny
Sharniqua
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10-25-2001, 06:57 PM
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Male Lesbian
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: S.W. Mo.
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Twanged my funnybone-gooood one.
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10-25-2001, 08:25 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-26-2001, 03:40 AM
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Vampyre/ Knight
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Darkness that encompasses the mind just before
Posts: 3,828
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Diva, m'lady... any time you want some help spicing things up or anything please call on me.
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11-21-2002, 10:40 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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How about a Farewell Retrospective.... some of Diva's Greatest Posts........
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