How Many Calories Burned During Sex?!!!!
 

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:

* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal

* TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal

* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal

* PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal

* WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal

* POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

* HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal

* POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal

* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal

That is classic Diva

Loved it!

Very informative. lol

Shouldn't have done that Diva, you are encouraging women (and men???) to fake their orgasms:D :confused: :confused:

Would love to try some of these out wiht you Diva....... :D

Oh Diva YOU are a classic!!!!!

Twanged my funnybone-gooood one.
dv847:cool:

Xpose... thanks for pointing that out to me...about faking an orgasm...:D

Guess my sex life needs a boost...I am loosing weight big time here!!! :D ;) :D

Diva, m'lady... any time you want some help spicing things up or anything please call on me. :D

BUMP!!!


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