Yeah, and he could put them in the bag with the other 30-
000 pairs.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I am wearing a skirt....but with the thong.

I was thinking Monday was a better day to go panty-less

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

PF will be relieved.

Rumor has it he much prefers to liberate them directly from the owner's body.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I thought most places have a casual Friday policy...does your place have a no-underwear Monday policy?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Today I have other naughty thoughts....Like how would it be to have steamy hot athletic sex on the gym room floor?

Or...even better...what if one of my breasts just happened to peek out form my low-cut top while I am at my interview today?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Then you'd have to write a story.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

With pictures.






















(And self-imposed bans on pictures are hereby suspended, by order of the Grand Pooh-Bah - I LOVE your breasts!!)






















Pretty Please?



DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

i like this line of thinking!

Or if you didn't wear a bra at all so your hard nipples made a statement as you walked into the room!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Do you get the feeling that these ^^^^ peeps wanna see some skin?

I'm betting that you'd get the job...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Bugger it......... so, what gave us away then?!?!?!?!



DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Something nicely naughty could be like maybe writing a name in bright red lipstick on those moist pink lips down there and telling her or him!!!!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

The road to naughtiness is PCH. I'll be down here in Santa Monica with the cure.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Have you tried a set of BenWa Balls? or Love Balls?


I have a pair and sometime if I feel like being naughty and not putting alot of effort into it. It does make me have that something during the day. You know like a sexy secret that only I know. And the good thing about them is you are also able to exercise your muscles and get a little pleasure for the time that you have them in. Also all you have to do when you want them out is just go to the restroom...and place them in your purse.

Then if you have had them in for the most part of the day then you will be worked up at night and might be able to orgasm faster that night with out having to put alot of effort into them.


Also I have a HELPING HAND VIBRATOR that gets me off soooo fast. I am talking less than 5-6 minutes. IT IS REALLY GOOD. I really recommend it.

Just my thoughts.

Nat

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.