I want to be NAUGHTY!
 

I've been in a time deficit recently, but I WANT to be naughty. I just find I've been running out of energy to do anything very sexy. I'll lay down and plan on having an orgasm, and then I fall asleep before I get there....

...I think I am turning into an old, dried up husk of a woman. :rofl:


Here's my question ~~~

If I wanted to engage in a little low-commitment naughtiness, what would you recommend I try?

It depends, are you talking "steppin' out on hubby" naughty or "something I can fit into my time constraints" naughty?

Yes, with me! Speaking strictly for myself, It's the spirit. I hope you're one of the fortunate ones whom has the will and the freedom to assert self to the little pleasures that keep the spices in lifes varieties!!
I'll be there in a frame.
Now, What did I do with that can of movie magic? That instant appearance stuff.
:irish: :booty: :p

I think she may be talkin' "not necessarily getting to the orgasm" naughty. Is that it osuche?

I suggest heading upstairs a few minutes early. Light a scented candle and dim the lights.

Lay in the center of the bed, with pillows propping you in a very comfortable position.

Put on a blindfold. Put in some ear plugs. Lay there for a few minutes before doing anything and just take in the silence...the darkness...the solitude.

Let your hands wander slowly, with no real purpose. Feel your body, and feel it responding to your touch. Your skin tickles, your nipples stiffen a little, and warmth slowly spreads across your body. Eminating from your core.

Eventually, your hands will wander to the moist folds of your most intimate of areas. Your secret place that you long to have serviced...to have worshipped. Your fingers will trace the outlines of your lips, relishing the slipperyness before beginning the achingly familiar dance across your clit. Soon your breath is roaring in your ears, and the darkness is interupted by the bright flash of your climax.

And your arms go limp by your sides. Your heart slows and your breath evens out.

A calm settles over you, and your tiredness returns. Don't fight it, just let it take you away.

With luck, you'll never know he saw any of it. You'll never know he was desperately struggling to stay quiet as his fist became a blur in his lap. And how he had to bite his lip to keep from moaning out loud when he came.

Until you slip in the puddle tomorrow morning. :p

Enjoy the night and report back in the morning.

Goddam WI. That was a good one. OK osuche, your turn! :nana:

um yeah, what WI said. :hot:

Well, it's easier to do *nothing* than to do something.

What if I just wore a skirt to work and let everyone know that there was no underwear on underneath. Perhaps the one I have with the looooooong slit up the side?

Maybe if I just PM'ed a couple of people and told my husband that I'd forgotten my morning thong?

Do you think that would be just a little bit naughty? ;)

That sounds like a nice little bit o' naughty. ;)

I'm sure that if you PMed PF to tell him that you were not wearing any panties, he would think you were being very naughty, and under dressed.

Ummmmm.... PICK ME please to PM!!!!!!!!! :molest:

Pic me, pic me!!!

Get it! Don't just TELL me you're not wearing underwear, but show me! ;)

And yes, it'd be naughty and oh so hot!

Is today the day?

Hope she gets pics...as CTG suggested!

Don't tell PF that you're not wearing any, for god's sake.

The knowledge that there's an extra pair in the house would probably be enought to force PF to drive across the country to break in and free them.

Fly little ones, be free!!

LOL


PF...the Panty Liberator! Such a noble cause too! :D