Like the addage "you're never more than three mouse clicks away from internet porn"...there's a way to use everything in a sexual manner.


It's not just on your kid's xmas list anymore.


Anyone else find an example of thing rediscovered for use in a sexual way?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WildIrish,

Chocolate anyone?

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Eudaimonia

I've found that Twizzlers are a great foreplay tool. "Ribbed" for her pleasure and yummy as can be!

I prefer the strawberry ones.

http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/twizzlers.asp

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Sperm viewing?? A bit wasteful if you ask me.

Twizzlers, looks fun but no sugary substance around my important bits.

That leaves the chocolate bra. Jseal, I'll see you around 10:00.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

observing sperm seems quite scientific. if there was a way to screw a microscope, however....

oh baby, zoom in. closer. closer. mmm yeah.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Pop rocks are supposed to be awesome, never tried them though.

Oh man, I had completely forgotten about Pop Rocks.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've had fun with a mouthful of Pop Rocks.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking